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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

One amaretto sour please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"One amaretto sour please "

Coming right up.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"One amaretto sour please

Coming right up.

"

Thanks Sir, how’s the hangover from the shots?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"One amaretto sour please

Coming right up.

Thanks Sir, how’s the hangover from the shots? "

Pretty good in a fast recovered.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"One amaretto sour please

Coming right up.

Thanks Sir, how’s the hangover from the shots?

Pretty good in a fast recovered. "

The tiger woken up yet?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"One amaretto sour please

Coming right up.

Thanks Sir, how’s the hangover from the shots?

Pretty good in a fast recovered.

The tiger woken up yet? "

Yeah bella took him back.

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By *agnar73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

9 pints toots. Why did I suggest mud wrestling

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Another cocktail please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"9 pints toots. Why did I suggest mud wrestling "

No idea!

Coming right up, I'll add an extra just for you.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Another cocktail please "

Of course coming right up!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Another cocktail please

Of course coming right up!"

I think I need another shot after dropping the cheesiest reply in another forum hahaha

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Another cocktail please

Of course coming right up!

I think I need another shot after dropping the cheesiest reply in another forum hahaha "

.of course

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Another cocktail please

Of course coming right up!

I think I need another shot after dropping the cheesiest reply in another forum hahaha .of course "

Quiet night at the bar! Everyone’s still at the mud wrestling

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

most likely

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Yay!

A cøke please.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester

It's dead in this bar tonight. I'll come back later.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
2 weeks ago

La La Land


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks. "

Can I have my usual Toots?

And get yourself one too

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks.

Can I have my usual Toots?

And get yourself one too "

I’ll have one and all, whatever it is you’re having

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By *ildTimes777Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Pint of Guinness please

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pint of Guinness please "

I’ll pour it

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Yay!

A cøke please.

"

Of course coming right up.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks.

Can I have my usual Toots?

And get yourself one too "

Absolutely coming right up.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Pint of Guinness please "

One guiness for you sir.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Why is there mud on my seat?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Why is there mud on my seat?"

It's gone now dont worry.

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By *ildTimes777Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Pint of Guinness please

I’ll pour it "

expertly done!!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pint of Guinness please

I’ll pour it

expertly done!!"

Seems he was ‘busybusy’ in the shower

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Pint of Guinness please

I’ll pour it

expertly done!!

Seems he was ‘busybusy’ in the shower "

Quite possibly.

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

Super lrg red please 🙏

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Super lrg red please 🙏 "

Of course coming right up.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ll need something cold in a very tall glass. Keep hearing talk about tigers, wrestling and a lot of MM/FF scenarios. Sounds like quite an eventful day

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll need something cold in a very tall glass. Keep hearing talk about tigers, wrestling and a lot of MM/FF scenarios. Sounds like quite an eventful day "
. Of course coming right up.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks. "

Tootie-frootie, come and shake your booty.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks.

Tootie-frootie, come and shake your booty.

"

For you, with pleasure.

Where do you want me?

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

May I please have a bottle of Malbec

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"May I please have a bottle of Malbec "

Sorry 2 bottles?

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum


"May I please have a bottle of Malbec

Sorry 2 bottles?"

Yeah why not

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"May I please have a bottle of Malbec

Sorry 2 bottles?

Yeah why not "

I'll make 4 because it you.

You good busy?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks.

Tootie-frootie, come and shake your booty.

For you, with pleasure.

Where do you want me? "

Wherever you're most comfortable

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks.

Tootie-frootie, come and shake your booty.

For you, with pleasure.

Where do you want me?

Wherever you're most comfortable "

Of course, then I'll do it right here.

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By *neakypeaky30Man
2 weeks ago

Midlands

Evening Toots. Usual please, double whiskey on the rocks, anything Irish.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks.

Tootie-frootie, come and shake your booty.

For you, with pleasure.

Where do you want me?

Wherever you're most comfortable

Of course, then I'll do it right here. "

Gin and tonic while you’re shaking that booty

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum


"May I please have a bottle of Malbec

Sorry 2 bottles?

Yeah why not

I'll make 4 because it you.

You good busy?"

All good Toots 😁

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"May I please have a bottle of Malbec

Sorry 2 bottles?

Yeah why not

I'll make 4 because it you.

You good busy?

All good Toots 😁"

Better be, Got my eye on you.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Evening Toots. Usual please, double whiskey on the rocks, anything Irish. "

Coming right up.

Good day today I hope?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Come grab a drink at bar toots!

I supply only the finest of drinks.

Tootie-frootie, come and shake your booty.

For you, with pleasure.

Where do you want me?

Wherever you're most comfortable

Of course, then I'll do it right here.

Gin and tonic while you’re shaking that booty"

.beofore I'm in for the long run tonight.

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By *ildTimes777Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London

can I have a slippery nipple please?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"can I have a slippery nipple please?"

Of course coming right up!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"can I have a slippery nipple please?"

Now that’s a throwback

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester

Hello! I'm back. It's a lot busier in here now.

Can I have a bitter? I'm not driving today.

Have there been any freaks bursting in screaming that you're running a fake bar or anything? Morons... If they'd just open their eyes.

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By *ildTimes777Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"can I have a slippery nipple please?

Now that’s a throwback "

join me?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"can I have a slippery nipple please?

Now that’s a throwback

join me?"

Hell yea I’ll chug a slippery nipple

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hello! I'm back. It's a lot busier in here now.

Can I have a bitter? I'm not driving today.

Have there been any freaks bursting in screaming that you're running a fake bar or anything? Morons... If they'd just open their eyes."

Nope none since we first opened actually.

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By *usty kayWoman
2 weeks ago

Burnham

I'll take anything that'll get my d*unk please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll take anything that'll get my d*unk please "

Hey!!!!!!!!!.coming right up and one welcome back shot too.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"Hello! I'm back. It's a lot busier in here now.

Can I have a bitter? I'm not driving today.

Have there been any freaks bursting in screaming that you're running a fake bar or anything? Morons... If they'd just open their eyes.

Nope none since we first opened actually. "

Where's the drink?!? You just walked off?!?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hello! I'm back. It's a lot busier in here now.

Can I have a bitter? I'm not driving today.

Have there been any freaks bursting in screaming that you're running a fake bar or anything? Morons... If they'd just open their eyes.

Nope none since we first opened actually.

Where's the drink?!? You just walked off?!?"

I didn't walk off????????

Here your drink sir, please calm down.

I'm very busy tonight.

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By *usty kayWoman
2 weeks ago

Burnham


"I'll take anything that'll get my d*unk please

Hey!!!!!!!!!.coming right up and one welcome back shot too. "

Thanks hun x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll take anything that'll get my d*unk please

Hey!!!!!!!!!.coming right up and one welcome back shot too.

Thanks hun x"

Your very welcome and it is good to see you again.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Another round of slippery nipples please

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By *ohnjones3210Man
2 weeks ago

Chester


"Hello! I'm back. It's a lot busier in here now.

Can I have a bitter? I'm not driving today.

Have there been any freaks bursting in screaming that you're running a fake bar or anything? Morons... If they'd just open their eyes.

Nope none since we first opened actually.

Where's the drink?!? You just walked off?!?

I didn't walk off????????

Here your drink sir, please calm down.

I'm very busy tonight."

Jeez this is like getting served in Chester on a Saturday night. You never know if they're coming back with the drink or if they've forgotten.

Thanks!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hello! I'm back. It's a lot busier in here now.

Can I have a bitter? I'm not driving today.

Have there been any freaks bursting in screaming that you're running a fake bar or anything? Morons... If they'd just open their eyes.

Nope none since we first opened actually.

Where's the drink?!? You just walked off?!?

I didn't walk off????????

Here your drink sir, please calm down.

I'm very busy tonight.

Jeez this is like getting served in Chester on a Saturday night. You never know if they're coming back with the drink or if they've forgotten.

Thanks!"

Very welcome, you always had it, you just didn't see it because of immense power here.

Bro I'm so fucking bored tonight 🤣

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By *ildTimes777Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Another round of slippery nipples please "

for sure!!! slippery nipples for all

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Another round of slippery nipples please "

Coming right up.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Another round of slippery nipples please

for sure!!! slippery nipples for all"

Shall we?

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By *ildTimes777Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Another round of slippery nipples please

for sure!!! slippery nipples for all

Shall we?"

we shall.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Another round of slippery nipples please

for sure!!! slippery nipples for all

Shall we?

we shall."

A decent warm up for the house party later

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