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By *ornishviking OP   Man
1 week ago

lala land

Anything recently thats really annoyed you rant away,and let it out,a fab confession

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By *andadbodMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

A colleague told me yesterday he couldn’t quantify what he does at work, i was so close to punching him in the throat 😡

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By *ornishviking OP   Man
1 week ago

lala land

Mine was the cockwomble football player with his protest at rememberence

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By *ink vixenCouple
1 week ago

Medway

The chattering classes getting ridiculously upset about the latest president of a country thousands of miles away that will actually have very little noticeable impact on their daily lives.

He doesn’t care what you think Mabel from Dorking.

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By *sWyldWoman
1 week ago

Edinburgh

People who exploit sickness policies while I turn up to work feeling like shit because I would feel guilty for calling in

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
1 week ago

Gloucestershire

People who ignore my FAF messages. Gits

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By *ccasionallyNaughtyWoman
1 week ago

Sussex

The Blue Badge spaces at the gym being taken up by Range Rovers / BMWs / audis with no blue badge. They can't bear to walk across the car park to then run on the spot on a fucking treadmill for an hour. So I have to navigate the car park with my disabled daughter who has a blue badge and really does need to park near the door.

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By *oubleTrouble666Couple
1 week ago

Hampshire

Starting a sentence with the word "So".

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

People who talk really loud at the gym, if I can hear you over music blasting in my ears.. you have volume issues.

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By *tephanie63Woman
1 week ago

BRIDGWATER

Being referred to as a widow,it boils my piss so much, steam comes off it.. I hated my late husband.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
1 week ago

Brum


"People who ignore my FAF messages. Gits "

FAF? Be there in an hour

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By *imply DeeWoman
1 week ago

Wherever

People.

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By *orcsmatMan
1 week ago

Kidderminster


"The chattering classes getting ridiculously upset about the latest president of a country thousands of miles away that will actually have very little noticeable impact on their daily lives.

He doesn’t care what you think Mabel from Dorking. "

History proves you wrong.

It is said America sneezes and we all catch a cold.

The world is smaller than you think.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
1 week ago

North Yorkshire

My mum refusing to sort the crumbling damp plaster in my sister's house (she's the landlady), because "It's fine. We always lived in houses like that when you were little".

OK, mum. Just because you're content to live like a Dickensian pauper doesn't mean it's acceptable for other people.

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By *ornishviking OP   Man
1 week ago

lala land

Hope the ranting is a relief and release

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

1 week ago

East Sussex


"My mum refusing to sort the crumbling damp plaster in my sister's house (she's the landlady), because "It's fine. We always lived in houses like that when you were little".

OK, mum. Just because you're content to live like a Dickensian pauper doesn't mean it's acceptable for other people."

Omg! My dad is exactly the same except he's the one living in semi squalour because 'we didn't worry about stuff like that in the war'

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By *ell GwynnWoman
1 week ago

North Yorkshire


"My mum refusing to sort the crumbling damp plaster in my sister's house (she's the landlady), because "It's fine. We always lived in houses like that when you were little".

OK, mum. Just because you're content to live like a Dickensian pauper doesn't mean it's acceptable for other people.

Omg! My dad is exactly the same except he's the one living in semi squalour because 'we didn't worry about stuff like that in the war' "

It's infuriating! Especially as she can afford to deal with.

It's in my nephew's bedroom, which can't be healthy for him, surely. All that damp and mildew.

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By *ornishviking OP   Man
1 week ago

lala land

A few Ebenezers in the world

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
1 week ago

southend-on-sea


"My mum refusing to sort the crumbling damp plaster in my sister's house (she's the landlady), because "It's fine. We always lived in houses like that when you were little".

OK, mum. Just because you're content to live like a Dickensian pauper doesn't mean it's acceptable for other people.

Omg! My dad is exactly the same except he's the one living in semi squalour because 'we didn't worry about stuff like that in the war'

It's infuriating! Especially as she can afford to deal with.

It's in my nephew's bedroom, which can't be healthy for him, surely. All that damp and mildew."

CHeck out the tight people historically - you will be horrified that some kept their wives stick thin, some refused to get their sons broken leg fixed, one was an english mp who dressed like a tramp and begged I believe, easy to find online, some may be a bit embellished, but these people are so parsominous/miserly they would die themselves before spending.

I am living in a household with 2 old people, one of which has a controlling attitude, who would do far better on more then £1 meals who has considerable health issues... cheap meat, you name it...

For shame. I do have great, utter contempt for that sort of person. Its not economic, it's simply not their choice.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
1 week ago

newport

Middle lane drivers who totally clog up the motorways and don’t even move over when several cars pass them in the inside, utter cretins

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By *ornishviking OP   Man
1 week ago

lala land


"Middle lane drivers who totally clog up the motorways and don’t even move over when several cars pass them in the inside, utter cretins "

This 100%

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
1 week ago

Southampton


"My mum refusing to sort the crumbling damp plaster in my sister's house (she's the landlady), because "It's fine. We always lived in houses like that when you were little".

OK, mum. Just because you're content to live like a Dickensian pauper doesn't mean it's acceptable for other people.

Omg! My dad is exactly the same except he's the one living in semi squalour because 'we didn't worry about stuff like that in the war'

It's infuriating! Especially as she can afford to deal with.

It's in my nephew's bedroom, which can't be healthy for him, surely. All that damp and mildew."

It's not good for people's lungs, damp/mould can cause respiratory issues

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By *uke OzadeMan
1 week ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Premier Inn kettles boil my piss

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By *agerMorganMan
1 week ago

Canvey Island

People who stand around machines at the gym doing nothing, come on, move or stand elsewhere 😡

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By *rownhotnessMan
1 week ago

Cheshire/London/Midlands

Dirty dishes in the sink. My view is wash them there and then

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
1 week ago

Gloucestershire


"People who ignore my FAF messages. Gits

FAF? Be there in an hour"

Yay I’m no longer grumpy

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By *uncouple153Couple
1 week ago

Abergavenny

The loony far left that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong

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By *rjay224Man
1 week ago

north west

People who don’t say Thankyou when you let them out when driving just give me a nod or put your hand up you melon !!

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
1 week ago

golden fields


"The loony far left that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong "

The loony far right that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong.

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By *ot really famousMan
1 week ago

monaghan


"Mine was the cockwomble football player with his protest at rememberence "
...freedom of choice?....are you against it..?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

chichester

Dam fat seagull that has shit on my car 4 days on the trot in driveway.

Today my son I am waiting for you with my air horn rigged up ready to remotely go off this heretical beast is going to get fright of its life

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

The people who hate wokeness, pronouns and people who are leftist but still wink/message us.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading

The US election

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By *heeky trucker100Man
1 week ago

barnsley

No toilet roll in the services

Or it's that thin it's useless

It's a truckers thing

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By *uncouple153Couple
1 week ago

Abergavenny


"The loony far left that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong

The loony far right that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong. "

We rest our case!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
1 week ago

in Lancashire


"My mum refusing to sort the crumbling damp plaster in my sister's house (she's the landlady), because "It's fine. We always lived in houses like that when you were little".

OK, mum. Just because you're content to live like a Dickensian pauper doesn't mean it's acceptable for other people.

Omg! My dad is exactly the same except he's the one living in semi squalour because 'we didn't worry about stuff like that in the war'

It's infuriating! Especially as she can afford to deal with.

It's in my nephew's bedroom, which can't be healthy for him, surely. All that damp and mildew."

If it's that bad it's not healthy at all for him, i know it's family but your sister needs to get your Mum to take it seriously..

Whilst I don't think it applies to private rental the law was changed for social rented properties because of the kid in Rochdale who died from mould inside..

Hope she listens..

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

chichester


"The loony far left that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong

The loony far right that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong.

We rest our case!"

Why that’s just a logical counter point. Far right vs far left then the normal people in the centre

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
1 week ago

in Lancashire


"Premier Inn kettles boil my piss "

Interesting taste to ones first cuppa..

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 week ago

Bexley


"Premier Inn kettles boil my piss "

Don't give ideas to people!

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
1 week ago

golden fields


"The loony far left that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong

The loony far right that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong.

We rest our case!"

I rest my case!

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By *ongandharderMan
1 week ago

Rotherham

The poor hygiene and or obesity of people on public transport

They either stink like piss or herbal green

Or so fat they take up two seats

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By *ozzybear1981Man
1 week ago

preston

Can’t really say that anything has, to many exciting plans to come and many more to plan.

When life is good embrace it for what it is…. Truly beautiful 🥰

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By *enisorousMan
1 week ago

sunderland


"Starting a sentence with the word "So"."

This...i could happily poke them in the eye

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By *enelope2UWoman
1 week ago

Fife

People who don't know how to communicate yet get angry and upset at those of us who actually speak our minds and value our words.

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By *illy IdolMan
1 week ago

Midlands


"People who don't know how to communicate yet get angry and upset at those of us who actually speak our minds and value our words."

Toddlers?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
1 week ago

My Own Little World

Que

Why

Que

For roads

Que

At cash machine

Grrrrrrr

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By *ohn 66Man
1 week ago

Birmingham


"Starting a sentence with the word "So".

This...i could happily poke them in the eye"

People who use the word "obviously", when they are talking bollocks but just want to suggest that nobody should even consider disagreeing with them.

Incorrect use of words literally boils my piss

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By *enelope2UWoman
1 week ago

Fife


"People who don't know how to communicate yet get angry and upset at those of us who actually speak our minds and value our words.

Toddlers?"

Adult toddlers lol yeah

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By *rthur30Man
1 week ago

Warrington


"Starting a sentence with the word "So".

This...i could happily poke them in the eye

People who use the word "obviously", when they are talking bollocks but just want to suggest that nobody should even consider disagreeing with them.

Incorrect use of words literally boils my piss "

So your piss is literally boiling? Very painful.

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By *ink vixenCouple
1 week ago

Medway


"The chattering classes getting ridiculously upset about the latest president of a country thousands of miles away that will actually have very little noticeable impact on their daily lives.

He doesn’t care what you think Mabel from Dorking.

History proves you wrong.

It is said America sneezes and we all catch a cold.

The world is smaller than you think. "

And now I’ve found something else to boil my piss.

Get over your self.

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By *xhib12Man
1 week ago

Blyth


"Dam fat seagull that has shit on my car 4 days on the trot in driveway.

Today my son I am waiting for you with my air horn rigged up ready to remotely go off this heretical beast is going to get fright of its life "

I don't think you've thought this through properly. The noise may well make the offender shit even more

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By *andy CanesWoman
1 week ago

south

Guys moaning they can’t get a shag off here news alert this isn’t insta-shag 🙄

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By *agnar73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Premier Inn kettles boil my piss "

Too small to shit in

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By *ostAirmenMan
1 week ago

crewe

Oh where do I start .

Xmas is not in November

People who hog the middle lane

People who drive with fog lights on when not foggy

People who don’t say thank when you hold a door , let them past or let them through when driving .

….. and breath

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By *usie pTV/TS
1 week ago

taunton

The fookers who come blasting down the right hand lane barging into the left hand lane when the traffic has to merge into one lane, absolute pig ignorance luckily normally an hgv will intervene and pull over and block them.

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8


"Premier Inn kettles boil my piss "

😆😆😆 Oh Sheikh, this made me laugh out loud in South Mimms services!! Bravo.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

chichester


"Dam fat seagull that has shit on my car 4 days on the trot in driveway.

Today my son I am waiting for you with my air horn rigged up ready to remotely go off this heretical beast is going to get fright of its life

I don't think you've thought this through properly. The noise may well make the offender shit even more "

Yes but it will probably shit itself in utter fear and die of heart failure. Failing thus I am probably going to shoot it with my rifle instead

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By *enelope2UWoman
1 week ago

Fife


"Guys moaning they can’t get a shag off here news alert this isn’t insta-shag 🙄"

Shhhhh....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see.

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 week ago

Bexley


"Starting a sentence with the word "So".

"

.. What about 'Narmeans' and 'Similards'?

The former end every phrase they utter with "D'jinnott armean".

The latter start everything with "And I was like..".

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see."

No this literally infuriates me because why are they so expensive? especially if you want better lenses. Like there should be a cap for glasses, £15 tops, no one chooses to wear glasses. I just can’t fucking see

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
1 week ago

wonderland.

Guys thinking that Mr is lacking in any way shape or form.

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8


"Dam fat seagull that has shit on my car 4 days on the trot in driveway.

Today my son I am waiting for you with my air horn rigged up ready to remotely go off this heretical beast is going to get fright of its life "

I do admire her dedication (because it is definitely a girl seagull). It’s like she knows you see it, get pissed off, clean it up, wait a day - then 💩

😆😆

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Being referred to as a widow,it boils my piss so much, steam comes off it.. I hated my late husband."

Ooooh, time to reopen the case?

Asking for a friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Middle lane drivers who totally clog up the motorways and don’t even move over when several cars pass them in the inside, utter cretins "

THIS... 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
1 week ago

wonderland.

Oh okay another thing...

Poor lane behaviour in lane swimming.. mainly stopping mid lane to chat to your friend.. then stopping 5m from the end ans heading off first even though you know you are much slower than the person about to head off..

Cali

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By *rucking-HellMan
1 week ago

Northampton

Money, and the obligation and effort to acquire it. It robs us of something more valuable.

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By *ornishviking OP   Man
1 week ago

lala land

The same crap music when your put on hold!!

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By *sian FlowerWoman
1 week ago

Sin City X

People sat on gym equipment busy on their phones while I’m waiting for them to get off. When I approach ask them how long they’re going to be they soon get off and piss off thr fxkng cretins.

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By *ornishviking OP   Man
1 week ago

lala land


"People sat on gym equipment busy on their phones while I’m waiting for them to get off. When I approach ask them how long they’re going to be they soon get off and piss off thr fxkng cretins. "

This phones should be banned in gyms !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"People sat on gym equipment busy on their phones while I’m waiting for them to get off. When I approach ask them how long they’re going to be they soon get off and piss off thr fxkng cretins.

This phones should be banned in gyms !!!! "

I have 90 seconds between sets, I'm gonna check my phone to input my progress/change the song on spotify.

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By *aughty driverMan
1 week ago

Romford

People who drive too slow n hog the middle lane on motorway.

My very own people in east london behaving like they own everything

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By *lmost TouchingMan
1 week ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

Labour and all associated nob heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Labour and all associated nob heads. "

Winked us 7 months ago. Can't hate us that much.

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By *rthur30Man
1 week ago

Warrington

People who think The Beatles are the worst band ever.

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By *ebbiexxxTV/TS
1 week ago

Brynmawr

"Like"

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By *teelballsMan
1 week ago

central london


"The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see.

No this literally infuriates me because why are they so expensive? especially if you want better lenses. Like there should be a cap for glasses, £15 tops, no one chooses to wear glasses. I just can’t fucking see "

Don’t get it. Why do you think the rest of us should be contributing towards your glasses just because you don’t fancy paying ?

Perhaps you would like to contribute to my new ones ?

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By *ungandMan
1 week ago

daveyhulme

People who hog the machine in the gym or sit on the machine looking at there phone grrrrrr

People who bring politics in the forum it’s a swingers site doh

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By *r TriomanMan
1 week ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"The fookers who come blasting down the right hand lane barging into the left hand lane when the traffic has to merge into one lane, absolute pig ignorance luckily normally an hgv will intervene and pull over and block them."

In Germany it's law to use all the lanes to the end and then do what is described as the 'Zip Fastener'- every vehicle in the inside lane has to let one vehicle from the outside lane in - this system works really well as it cuts down the length of the queue (all lanes being used not just one) thus reducing the risk of junctions further up the traffic queue being blocked off and negates the need for Trucker Traffic Management Vigilantes.

What get me mad?

Trucker Traffic Management Vigilantes - shame that they aren't so keen to enforce good driving behaviour when they are toggling through their play list or talking to their mate on their mobile or even when taking note of Low Bridge signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see.

No this literally infuriates me because why are they so expensive? especially if you want better lenses. Like there should be a cap for glasses, £15 tops, no one chooses to wear glasses. I just can’t fucking see

Don’t get it. Why do you think the rest of us should be contributing towards your glasses just because you don’t fancy paying ?

Perhaps you would like to contribute to my new ones ?"

I pay enough tax, I should'nt pay through the arsehole for something I have absolutely no control over.

But sure set up a kickstarter and I'll throw in a fiver.

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By *ohn 66Man
1 week ago

Birmingham


"Middle lane drivers who totally clog up the motorways and don’t even move over when several cars pass them in the inside, utter cretins

THIS... 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"

Middle lane drivers annoy me slightly, but aggressive, speeding drivers are much, much worse.

The absolute worst drivers, however, are those selfish bast@rds who are oblivious to flashing blue lights; continuing to block lanes and traffic lights when an ambulance is trying to get by.

Ambulances should be fitted with a ray-gun to instantly vapourise any such cars

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By *ansoffateMan
1 week ago

Sagittarius A

Honestly this middle lane driver thing is becoming absurd.

I see people undertaking others or getting up their backsides when there's nothing stopping them overtaking. Just to illustrate a point.

Then there's the ones who hop in and out of the left lane every two seconds and cause a mayhem of near misses and people to slam on.

Then the ones who hog the left lane at busy junctions making it difficult for cars to join the motorway or jump into the middle lane at the last second when a lorry forces them over.

Just learn to drive appropriately to the situation, with consideration for other road users instead of being fixated on a singular rule regardless of the impact it has on others. It's not an excuse to act like a bellend.

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By *imply DeeWoman
1 week ago

Wherever


"The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see.

No this literally infuriates me because why are they so expensive? especially if you want better lenses. Like there should be a cap for glasses, £15 tops, no one chooses to wear glasses. I just can’t fucking see

Don’t get it. Why do you think the rest of us should be contributing towards your glasses just because you don’t fancy paying ?

Perhaps you would like to contribute to my new ones ?"

I think you’re missing the point here.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
1 week ago

walsall


"The fookers who come blasting down the right hand lane barging into the left hand lane when the traffic has to merge into one lane, absolute pig ignorance luckily normally an hgv will intervene and pull over and block them."

The Highway Code tells you to use either lane and merge in turn. It’s idiots who queue in a single lane and then some moron decides to block the second lane that causes the problem.

If you merge in turn, it works like a zipper and cars needn’t even come to a halt.

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Covent Garden

Just out of interest - what is the boiling point of Urine? 📈

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By *loaterMan
1 week ago

Bath and West Wilts

Can tell you what boils my piss.

Hotel kettles usually!

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By *r TriomanMan
1 week ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Can tell you what boils my piss.

Hotel kettles usually!"

Or when I pee on a camp fire, that steam real gets in my porse and up my nose.

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By *teelballsMan
1 week ago

central london


"The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see.

No this literally infuriates me because why are they so expensive? especially if you want better lenses. Like there should be a cap for glasses, £15 tops, no one chooses to wear glasses. I just can’t fucking see

Don’t get it. Why do you think the rest of us should be contributing towards your glasses just because you don’t fancy paying ?

Perhaps you would like to contribute to my new ones ?

I pay enough tax, I should'nt pay through the arsehole for something I have absolutely no control over.

But sure set up a kickstarter and I'll throw in a fiver.

"

You’re not special. None of us have any control over such things. Doesn’t mean other people should pay for you.

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By *arkus1812Man
1 week ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"The fookers who come blasting down the right hand lane barging into the left hand lane when the traffic has to merge into one lane, absolute pig ignorance luckily normally an hgv will intervene and pull over and block them.

The Highway Code tells you to use either lane and merge in turn. It’s idiots who queue in a single lane and then some moron decides to block the second lane that causes the problem.

If you merge in turn, it works like a zipper and cars needn’t even come to a halt. "

Exactly this.

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By *aizyWoman
1 week ago

west midlands


"Just out of interest - what is the boiling point of Urine? 📈"

Reading this thread, Nero, it would appear to be kettle boiling point.

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By *yreGuy99Man
1 week ago

Somewhere in Moria

Entitlement is the top for me. People theses days expect everything handed to them.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
1 week ago

Gloucestershire


"Just out of interest - what is the boiling point of Urine? 📈"

130°C

Goodness knows what targeted adverts i'm going to get now i Googled that

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By *rlandoMan
1 week ago

Lincolnshire

That commercial!!!

That fucking song"G******* the best a man can get "

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By *arko2020Man
1 week ago

Sale


"The loony far left that tell everyone they're right and everyone else is wrong "

This!!

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
1 week ago

Always on the move

Let's keep politics out of shagging eh?

At the end of the day, it's only politicians, billionaires and tabloids that get to fuck is all dry. Let's try be nice to each other and at least use lube

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By *lex CoxMan
1 week ago

Porth

People who use the word literally constantly.

People use it for emphasis, incorrectly.

Really boils my piss

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By *ornym66Man
1 week ago

Col /ips

Just bad drivers how the hell some passed there test god knows

There is some shocking bad drivers out there in more ways that one some very slow others so inconsiderate of other road users,like they are the only fuckin car on the road

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By *abuma65Man
1 week ago

Gloucester

All the shite offers crammed into the aisles at the Tesco Express making it an impossible obstacle course for the locals with walking aids….and the abundance of Tesco ‘personal shoppers’ with their humongous trolleys dominating the aisles in larger Tescos .. On a Tesco rant now 😁

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
1 week ago

east coast


"People."

High 5 to this 🙌🏻 x J

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By *appytrailmanMan
1 week ago

Manchester

Recently it's actually been myself that his pissed me off the most!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
1 week ago

Southampton


"All the shite offers crammed into the aisles at the Tesco Express making it an impossible obstacle course for the locals with walking aids….and the abundance of Tesco ‘personal shoppers’ with their humongous trolleys dominating the aisles in larger Tescos .. On a Tesco rant now 😁"

.... every little helps 🤣🤣🤣

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

chichester


"Dam fat seagull that has shit on my car 4 days on the trot in driveway.

Today my son I am waiting for you with my air horn rigged up ready to remotely go off this heretical beast is going to get fright of its life

I do admire her dedication (because it is definitely a girl seagull). It’s like she knows you see it, get pissed off, clean it up, wait a day - then 💩

😆😆"

its going to meet its maker by the end of the week at this rate ... we had a dead eye stair off today and the little fat cunt blinked first and flew off .. it knows its time is coming .. nothing gonna stop the trannytrain from victory ....

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

chichester


"People who think The Beatles are the worst band ever."

ha I am not old I guess is why I dont like them

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

chichester


"Labour and all associated nob heads.

Winked us 7 months ago. Can't hate us that much."

tbh you have a pussy in your profile . so it cancels out the politics issue the quest for clunge is more powerful than we realise

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By *ansoffateMan
1 week ago

Sagittarius A


"The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see.

No this literally infuriates me because why are they so expensive? especially if you want better lenses. Like there should be a cap for glasses, £15 tops, no one chooses to wear glasses. I just can’t fucking see

Don’t get it. Why do you think the rest of us should be contributing towards your glasses just because you don’t fancy paying ?

Perhaps you would like to contribute to my new ones ?

I pay enough tax, I should'nt pay through the arsehole for something I have absolutely no control over.

But sure set up a kickstarter and I'll throw in a fiver.

You’re not special. None of us have any control over such things. Doesn’t mean other people should pay for you. "

Lots of people receive benefits or support in our society, for a plethora of conditions in order to provide an equality of opportunity. Many of those benefits are not income dependent. We all have to pay taxes towards this wealth redistribution. I don't see why needing glasses doesn't meet that criteria also.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see.

No this literally infuriates me because why are they so expensive? especially if you want better lenses. Like there should be a cap for glasses, £15 tops, no one chooses to wear glasses. I just can’t fucking see

Don’t get it. Why do you think the rest of us should be contributing towards your glasses just because you don’t fancy paying ?

Perhaps you would like to contribute to my new ones ?

I pay enough tax, I should'nt pay through the arsehole for something I have absolutely no control over.

But sure set up a kickstarter and I'll throw in a fiver.

You’re not special. None of us have any control over such things. Doesn’t mean other people should pay for you. "

First of all when did I ever say I don’t fancy paying when I literally said there and then I’ll pay £15 second of all I pay enough tax next time you need to use the NHS I’ll remind you that my tax paid for it. Why are you so rude to me? There was no need for this comment, have the day you deserve.

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By *rthur30Man
1 week ago

Warrington


"People who think The Beatles are the worst band ever.

ha I am not old I guess is why I dont like them "

I am old and I do! Not liking them is not the same as thinking they are the worst ever.

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 week ago

Bexley


"People who think The Beatles are the worst band ever.

ha I am not old I guess is why I dont like them

I am old and I do! Not liking them is not the same as thinking they are the worst ever."

They actually produced some good stuff later on but their 'Twist and shout' and 'Love love me do' phase was pretty pathetic.

Other groups more to my taste left me not having to rely on Beatles stuff but I will always listen to good tracks from them if they are being played.

My background radio station is Caroline so I am spoilt for choice of quality tracks from a huge range of musicians.

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By *xciter7169Man
1 week ago

The Midlands

Drivers who keep there foot on the brake pedal instead of engaging there hand brake when your queuing behind them,piss boiled!

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By *ickie76XXXMan
1 week ago

dartford

People that don’t move there bags that are on seats when the train is packed and if asked to move it they act like you are bang out of order.

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 week ago

Bexley


"Drivers who keep there foot on the brake pedal instead of engaging there hand brake when your queuing behind them,piss boiled!"

That's why eveyone needs to drive a higher vehicle than everyone else!

You need something with a big square bonnet and a driving position at least half way back down the length of the vehicle.

Also, counteract the received dazzle with your own massive running lights output.

Manufacturers of cars in the appropriate range are surely reaping the benefits of this culture.

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By *haiababeWoman
1 week ago

North devon

People who spread gossip.

Is your life so shit that you need ti5 spread shit about others?

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By *rthur30Man
1 week ago

Warrington


"Just out of interest - what is the boiling point of Urine? 📈

130°C

Goodness knows what targeted adverts i'm going to get now i Googled that "

Urine is mostly water. The addition of an electrolyte doesn’t change the boiling point of water by much, only about 2 to 3 degrees even for concentrated solutions.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
1 week ago

Bedford

Politicians who believe a blackhole is a good reason to rip people off.

After years of being green, efficient, frugal, prudent, careful, mindful there still is apparently a bloody blackhole to fill.

Piss off I say, fill it yourself along with the pothole that wrecked my car.

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
1 week ago

southend-on-sea

They are working for the super rich, methinks? (also known as their next bosses, the people that can make their lives miserable)

Its called a "single transferable party" in some circles, for a reason. The near 2 party outcome is just a venting valve for pointy finger citizens who would rather see themselves suffering, as long as their actually really ill neighbour gets £10 less benefit.

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By *teelballsMan
1 week ago

central london


"The fact I have to pay for glasses.

There is nothing I can do about my eyes. I'm just trying to see.

No this literally infuriates me because why are they so expensive? especially if you want better lenses. Like there should be a cap for glasses, £15 tops, no one chooses to wear glasses. I just can’t fucking see

Don’t get it. Why do you think the rest of us should be contributing towards your glasses just because you don’t fancy paying ?

Perhaps you would like to contribute to my new ones ?

I pay enough tax, I should'nt pay through the arsehole for something I have absolutely no control over.

But sure set up a kickstarter and I'll throw in a fiver.

You’re not special. None of us have any control over such things. Doesn’t mean other people should pay for you.

First of all when did I ever say I don’t fancy paying when I literally said there and then I’ll pay £15 second of all I pay enough tax next time you need to use the NHS I’ll remind you that my tax paid for it. Why are you so rude to me? There was no need for this comment, have the day you deserve."

I wasn’t being rude, just expressing a view on the subject..

Opinions and comments on this forum don’t have to be justified by being “needed”

Learn to accept that people will hold views and post comments that you may not agree with.

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By *xciter7169Man
1 week ago

The Midlands


"Drivers who keep there foot on the brake pedal instead of engaging there hand brake when your queuing behind them,piss boiled!

That's why eveyone needs to drive a higher vehicle than everyone else!

You need something with a big square bonnet and a driving position at least half way back down the length of the vehicle.

Also, counteract the received dazzle with your own massive running lights output.

Manufacturers of cars in the appropriate range are surely reaping the benefits of this culture."

Ford Capri with rally lights it is then.

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By *uctifanoWoman
1 week ago

Glasgow


"Anything recently thats really annoyed you rant away,and let it out,a fab confession "

hunnnners of things

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 week ago

Bristol


"Anything recently thats really annoyed you rant away,and let it out,a fab confession

hunnnners of things "

Especially running haha

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By *uctifanoWoman
1 week ago

Glasgow


"Anything recently thats really annoyed you rant away,and let it out,a fab confession

hunnnners of things

Especially running haha "

I never run ... I'm built for comfort not speed

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 week ago

Bristol


"Anything recently thats really annoyed you rant away,and let it out,a fab confession

hunnnners of things

Especially running haha

I never run ... I'm built for comfort not speed "

I think I’m smitten

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By *uctifanoWoman
1 week ago

Glasgow


"Anything recently thats really annoyed you rant away,and let it out,a fab confession

hunnnners of things

Especially running haha

I never run ... I'm built for comfort not speed

I think I’m smitten "

swooooooonzzzzzzzzzz

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 week ago

Bristol


"Anything recently thats really annoyed you rant away,and let it out,a fab confession

hunnnners of things

Especially running haha

I never run ... I'm built for comfort not speed

I think I’m smitten

swooooooonzzzzzzzzzz "

Splooooooosh 💦

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By *he naughty pairCouple
1 week ago

Bicester

* people who use their front fog lights when it's not foggy it's the same as those who use their rear fog lights when it's barely foggy.

* Cyclist who thinks red lights and crossings are only for motorists to stop at (and motorist who think amber lights means you speed up to get through)

*Entitled people!

*Those guys in clubs who have no respect for others, barging into others to get in front, smell and overly aggressive and think someone acknowledging them is invitation to play!

*People who use terms like loony lefies or right whingers or the worst remoaners. People are entitled tho their own view get over it.

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By *usie pTV/TS
7 days ago

taunton

headlight dazzlers, get them down quicker.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 days ago

Stipulating someone has to identify a certain way to suit you.

I thought that if anywhere FAB would be a comminity of LGBTQ supporters and would therefore sympathise and support a person's right to identify as they wish and not challenge them because they don't fit into your box?

Or are we now saying it's okay to tell LGBTQ people how they should identify rather than respecting their choice?

Imagine telling a lesbian she can't identify that way because she used to fuck guys but now identifies as a lesbian?

That's right, you wouldn't.

But bi (sexual/curious/friendly/fluid/etc) people, more specifically men, get to be dictated to?

I gotta be honest, for a community of self-titled open-minded people, the obsession with some to arbitrarily dictate the sexual identity of one group of people is a joke.

You do you, let others do them. Nobody needs to conform to your rules.

[Mic drop]

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By *MCMan
6 days ago

London/EA


"Mine was the cockwomble football player with his protest at rememberence "

Bloke is an idiot.. expected though as he’s done for the past 5 years.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
6 days ago

Southampton

People getting arsey with you because they were expecting sex on the first meet and you said it wouldn't happen.... off you fuck ..block ...

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
6 days ago

Glasgow

New people at work who think they know everything

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
6 days ago

southend-on-sea


"People getting arsey with you because they were expecting sex on the first meet and you said it wouldn't happen.... off you fuck ..block ..."

Still happening in 2024!!! Boundary pushers go away.

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By *mupforplentyMan
6 days ago

Maidstone


"The chattering classes getting ridiculously upset about the latest president of a country thousands of miles away that will actually have very little noticeable impact on their daily lives.

He doesn’t care what you think Mabel from Dorking. "

Yes, but it's what he means for flash points the world over. And also "climate change is a farce".....................

maybe if he said that publically 30 years ago he may have had a point!

Donald "Duck" Tramp... what a guy!

need I say more?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
6 days ago

Southampton


"People getting arsey with you because they were expecting sex on the first meet and you said it wouldn't happen.... off you fuck ..block ...

Still happening in 2024!!! Boundary pushers go away."

Yep! He got blocked... seemed like a decent guy ..but then again my idiot radar has been faulty for a while 🤣

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
6 days ago

southend-on-sea


"People getting arsey with you because they were expecting sex on the first meet and you said it wouldn't happen.... off you fuck ..block ...

Still happening in 2024!!! Boundary pushers go away.

Yep! He got blocked... seemed like a decent guy ..but then again my idiot radar has been faulty for a while 🤣"

Your "idiot" radar needs to be calibrated for 2024+ recent events as it is obviously out of date.

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By *ature_bearishMan
6 days ago

lewisham


"Stipulating someone has to identify a certain way to suit you.

I thought that if anywhere FAB would be a comminity of LGBTQ supporters and would therefore sympathise and support a person's right to identify as they wish and not challenge them because they don't fit into your box?

Or are we now saying it's okay to tell LGBTQ people how they should identify rather than respecting their choice?

Imagine telling a lesbian she can't identify that way because she used to fuck guys but now identifies as a lesbian?

That's right, you wouldn't.

But bi (sexual/curious/friendly/fluid/etc) people, more specifically men, get to be dictated to?

I gotta be honest, for a community of self-titled open-minded people, the obsession with some to arbitrarily dictate the sexual identity of one group of people is a joke.

You do you, let others do them. Nobody needs to conform to your rules.

[Mic drop]"

You know what’s really sad ? People that need to sit in a certain box.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
6 days ago

Southampton


"People getting arsey with you because they were expecting sex on the first meet and you said it wouldn't happen.... off you fuck ..block ...

Still happening in 2024!!! Boundary pushers go away.

Yep! He got blocked... seemed like a decent guy ..but then again my idiot radar has been faulty for a while 🤣

Your "idiot" radar needs to be calibrated for 2024+ recent events as it is obviously out of date."

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
6 days ago


"Stipulating someone has to identify a certain way to suit you.

I thought that if anywhere FAB would be a comminity of LGBTQ supporters and would therefore sympathise and support a person's right to identify as they wish and not challenge them because they don't fit into your box?

Or are we now saying it's okay to tell LGBTQ people how they should identify rather than respecting their choice?

Imagine telling a lesbian she can't identify that way because she used to fuck guys but now identifies as a lesbian?

That's right, you wouldn't.

But bi (sexual/curious/friendly/fluid/etc) people, more specifically men, get to be dictated to?

I gotta be honest, for a community of self-titled open-minded people, the obsession with some to arbitrarily dictate the sexual identity of one group of people is a joke.

You do you, let others do them. Nobody needs to conform to your rules.

[Mic drop]

You know what’s really sad ? People that need to sit in a certain box.

"

What's really, really sad is that boxes exist at all.

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