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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Receiving oral

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By *tephanie63Woman
12 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I have yes, right up an FWBS snout ..xx

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By *uenevereWoman
12 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Yes

I do try and give advance warning... not always successfully

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By *iaandjamesCouple
12 weeks ago

UK

I threw up on a woman whilst receiving oral.

Only seconded to when I threw up on her whilst she was on top of me riding me..

Back in my early twenties when alcohol was far too heavily involved in my general social encounters.

J

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Ryde

Not quite that, but on one of the earliest dates with my future wife, I had discretely secreted a buttplug about my person before getting down to business.

Right after things had come to their ultimate conclusion, certain muscles relaxed and I unwittingly let out a fart which had been building for the last hour or so.

Big mistake. The buttplug shot out, along with a not inconsiderable amount of shit. Most would have been shown the door (rather than the tradesman's entrance) but she ran her own childminding business, so was unfazed by it all. Surprised, but unfazed.

We've been together for nearly 20 years, so it didn't harm things! Well, the rug copped it and needed a good clean, but aside from that...

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands


"I threw up on a woman whilst receiving oral.

Only seconded to when I threw up on her whilst she was on top of me riding me..

Back in my early twenties when alcohol was far too heavily involved in my general social encounters.

J"

I have a question. You threw up on her while she was giving you oral, did she then get on top and you threw up on her again? Or did you throw up on her once and she had sex with you again and you threw up on her then too?

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands


"I threw up on a woman whilst receiving oral.

Only seconded to when I threw up on her whilst she was on top of me riding me..

Back in my early twenties when alcohol was far too heavily involved in my general social encounters.

J

I have a question. You threw up on her while she was giving you oral, did she then get on top and you threw up on her again? Or did you throw up on her once and she had sex with you again and you threw up on her then too?"

It's a question that needs clearing up.

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Intentionally or not?

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands


"I threw up on a woman whilst receiving oral.

Only seconded to when I threw up on her whilst she was on top of me riding me..

Back in my early twenties when alcohol was far too heavily involved in my general social encounters.

J

I have a question. You threw up on her while she was giving you oral, did she then get on top and you threw up on her again? Or did you throw up on her once and she had sex with you again and you threw up on her then too?

It's a question that needs clearing up.

"

There is a lot of clearing up that needs doing in either scenario!

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By *ohnashtonMan
12 weeks ago

consett

It turns us on🙈xx

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands


"I threw up on a woman whilst receiving oral.

Only seconded to when I threw up on her whilst she was on top of me riding me..

Back in my early twenties when alcohol was far too heavily involved in my general social encounters.

J

I have a question. You threw up on her while she was giving you oral, did she then get on top and you threw up on her again? Or did you throw up on her once and she had sex with you again and you threw up on her then too?

It's a question that needs clearing up.

There is a lot of clearing up that needs doing in either scenario!"

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