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"Bubble bath . Mr " that sounds good, make sure you bring the bath too 🤣 | |||
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"Wax and restraints "Ohhh, answers like this always throw me off, but the door is open.
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"A bottle of rum. It’ll end up a party so may as well get ‘on it’ early. " Rum is good.  | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing?" Bottle of drinking whisky. | |||
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"A lava lamp to dance naked around" She wins. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky." What other types are there? ... 🤔 | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines " Toots ...always surrounded by pussy...awwwww yeah!!!! | |||
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"Tres leches cake. "I'm trying to find what connects the winkie face and the cake, but the cake sounds Good. | |||
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"I shall bring some Pringles.." I like this answer, prinlges are good. | |||
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"Giant wotsits Malteasers And Twister Board Game " I'm surprised your not bringing malibu but I've got 4 bottles outside so we should be good. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔" Expensive. | |||
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"A lava lamp to dance naked around" Naked lava lamp dancing.... Okay come right over! | |||
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"Giant wotsits Malteasers And Twister Board Game " I've got the twister covered sister, ....unless we're going double twister and this partys about to get Wild!!!! | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines " Dreamies are very good. | |||
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"Pepper spray 🤣" You dick 🤣 | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive." Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... | |||
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"A picnic basket with pork pie, salad, tomatoes, olives, cake and champagne " I would like this very much. | |||
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"My ex wife so you can fuck her while I watch " 😳😳😳 | |||
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"Pepper spray 🤣 You dick 🤣 " Hahahahahaha sorry I couldn’t stop myself 🤣 | |||
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"Wine... lots of... snacks for humans and cats " Please do! | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Toots ...always surrounded by pussy...awwwww yeah!!!! " I errr 9 to be exact. 🤣 | |||
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"Giant wotsits Malteasers And Twister Board Game I've got the twister covered sister, ....unless we're going double twister and this partys about to get Wild!!!!" Get those Twister mats side by side | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ..." If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference | |||
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"Wine... lots of... snacks for humans and cats Please do! " | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference " Touché , were going hard .. | |||
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"My ex wife so you can fuck her while I watch 😳😳😳 " im not sure how to answer this one. | |||
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"Giant wotsits Malteasers And Twister Board Game I've got the twister covered sister, ....unless we're going double twister and this partys about to get Wild!!!! Get those Twister mats side by side " This party's crazy!!!!! Double twister!!! 😱 | |||
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"Marmite!" Sure? I've got some already but go for it. | |||
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"Giant wotsits Malteasers And Twister Board Game I've got the twister covered sister, ....unless we're going double twister and this partys about to get Wild!!!! Get those Twister mats side by side This party's crazy!!!!! Double twister!!! 😱" It wad more of a single invite to see what each person would bring tbh 🤣 But a couple may come that fine.
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"My ex wife so you can fuck her while I watch 😳😳😳 im not sure how to answer this one." Don't think on this too long. There's an ex wife that needs fucking 🤣 | |||
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"Wax and restraints
Ohhh, answers like this always throw me off, but the door is open.
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"Ahh if only if only, sadly I've got till the 19th and I don't think toots could survive that long. | |||
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"Giant wotsits Malteasers And Twister Board Game I've got the twister covered sister, ....unless we're going double twister and this partys about to get Wild!!!! Get those Twister mats side by side This party's crazy!!!!! Double twister!!! 😱 It wad more of a single invite to see what each person would bring tbh 🤣 But a couple may come that fine.
"Too late now, you've got a full house mate!!! 😂😂 | |||
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"Giant wotsits Malteasers And Twister Board Game I've got the twister covered sister, ....unless we're going double twister and this partys about to get Wild!!!! Get those Twister mats side by side This party's crazy!!!!! Double twister!!! 😱 It wad more of a single invite to see what each person would bring tbh 🤣 But a couple may come that fine.
Too late now, you've got a full house mate!!! 😂😂"I would be hung drawn and quarted my good sir. No party! Maybe 2 or 3 max. 🤔 | |||
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"This party ..😂...we've got naked twister.....marmite ...a picnic going on over here and naked lava lamp dancing ...😂 Toots, you need to make this happen! 😂" It can't and won't Dammit. 🤣 | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. " I’d bring two if it’s a party | |||
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"My ex wife so you can fuck her while I watch 😳😳😳 im not sure how to answer this one." Me either toots. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party " Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir | |||
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"Liebfraumilch Twiglets Prawn Ring " First two.. No to the last | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir " EPIC | |||
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"Massage oil " Ooh 
Come come, I'll make you a drink. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir " I’m no bringing the Irish stuff. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir " Congrats your barred from the pub. | |||
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"My ex wife so you can fuck her while I watch 😳😳😳 im not sure how to answer this one. Me either toots. " I guess it will be a yes. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir I’m no bringing the Irish stuff." That's fine cheap Scottish copycat Whisky will be fine 😂 | |||
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"Marmite! Sure? I've got some already but go for it." Yay! Double twister! Double Marmite! Lets get slippy! | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir Congrats your barred from the pub. "Wrong thread Sir, this is your house! 😬 | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir I’m no bringing the Irish stuff. That's fine cheap Scottish copycat Whisky will be fine 😂" Be Aldi whisky way you’re going. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir Congrats your barred from the pub.
Wrong thread Sir, this is your house! 😬"Oh well your barred from both, you were warned.
No party!
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"Condoms ya know just in case 😉" I err yeah good call! Just incase right? | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir I’m no bringing the Irish stuff. That's fine cheap Scottish copycat Whisky will be fine 😂 Be Aldi whisky way you’re going." Hey, if I'm through half a bottle.....🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"Double henny pls St8 with just ice thanks... " Wrong thread dude bars on the other one. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir Congrats your barred from the pub.
Wrong thread Sir, this is your house! 😬
Oh well your barred from both, you were warned.
No party!
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"Dreamies to distract the felines " Meow
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir Congrats your barred from the pub.
Wrong thread Sir, this is your house! 😬
Oh well your barred from both, you were warned.
No party!
😭😭😭😭"S'ok, will sneak you in under my dress | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir Congrats your barred from the pub.
Wrong thread Sir, this is your house! 😬
Oh well your barred from both, you were warned.
No party!
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S'ok, will sneak you in under my dress"🤔 Who said your invited now, you were a part of this just as much. | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing? Bottle of drinking whisky. What other types are there? ... 🤔 Expensive. Oh so Poor old Toots gets the cheap stuff eh ... If you’re through half a bottle, you won’t know the difference Touché , were going hard .. I’d bring two if it’s a party Checked with Toots.. it's definitely definitely a party, everyone has +1s as well ...let the whiskey flow good sir Congrats your barred from the pub.
Wrong thread Sir, this is your house! 😬
Oh well your barred from both, you were warned.
No party!
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S'ok, will sneak you in under my dress"Sneak me in...to the party right...🤔 | |||
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Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots? "Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come. | |||
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Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come. "Pssssst it's spelt Cum .... | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
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You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number "I thought it was the magic number.... | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
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You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number "He missed the 0 off the end | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
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You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number "Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth. | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots? "Yes! Yes! Will you frisk me? | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
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You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
I thought it was the magic number...."...for amateurs (party hosts) | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
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You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
He missed the 0 off the end"I thought it was bring 3 people each | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
I thought it was the magic number.......for amateurs (party hosts)"
It wasn't meant to be a party anyway.
I've gaslight and fooled. | |||
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Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
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You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth."It’s a house party so you mean 25 | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25 "As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight. | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
I thought it was the magic number.......for amateurs (party hosts)
It wasn't meant to be a party anyway.
I've gaslight and fooled."Let this be a lesson...these things get out of hand fast...I've just seen someone urinating off the roof and the kitchen is on fire! | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight. "As Kevin Bridges routine has it ‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’ | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’"Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣 | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
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You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
I thought it was the magic number.......for amateurs (party hosts)
It wasn't meant to be a party anyway.
I've gaslight and fooled."Don't be silly You invited us to come round (forum folk) It's not a party party as such it's a forums people party! Whole different kind of thing 😇 | |||
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"Condoms ya know just in case 😉 I err yeah good call! Just incase right? "😂 | |||
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Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
I thought it was the magic number.......for amateurs (party hosts)
It wasn't meant to be a party anyway.
I've gaslight and fooled.
Don't be silly
You invited us to come round (forum folk)
It's not a party party as such it's a forums people party!
Whole different kind of thing 😇"Fineee just this once, but be on your best behaviour, well try to ok?  | |||
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"Condoms ya know just in case 😉 I err yeah good call! Just incase right? 😂"See you in abit 🤣 | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣 "I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times. | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times. "everyone's invited, come whenever | |||
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Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times. "Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂 | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂"That’s what I said. 😀 | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂
That’s what I said. 😀"Of course coming right up. | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂
That’s what I said. 😀"Cheap shite....sir you forget yourself, this is Toots house only the finest if you please | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂
That’s what I said. 😀
Cheap shite....sir you forget yourself, this is Toots house only the finest if you please "Literly bring whatever, its not that deep.
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂
That’s what I said. 😀
Cheap shite....sir you forget yourself, this is Toots house only the finest if you please "It’s a weeknight my good fellow. | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂
That’s what I said. 😀
Cheap shite....sir you forget yourself, this is Toots house only the finest if you please
It’s a weeknight my good fellow."Don't listen to him I'm.home alone till the 19th bring whatever my good sir | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂
That’s what I said. 😀
Cheap shite....sir you forget yourself, this is Toots house only the finest if you please
It’s a weeknight my good fellow.
Don't listen to him I'm.home alone till the 19th bring whatever my good sir
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂
That’s what I said. 😀
Cheap shite....sir you forget yourself, this is Toots house only the finest if you please
It’s a weeknight my good fellow.
Don't listen to him I'm.home alone till the 19th bring whatever my good sir
Slab of Tennents lager too then "Don't take any do this serious by the way I'm just bored. I love you all. | |||
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"Dreamies to distract the felines Meow
Can I be the bouncer on the front door Toots?
Yes, you also get to decide on the three people.that come.
You can't have 3 people it's such an odd number
Fine 5, and I'm.the sixth.
It’s a house party so you mean 25
As some jokey sort of punishment no ones getting any drinks tonight.
As Kevin Bridges routine has it
‘You’re not having a party toots, you’re getting a party!’
Now that's different expect it wouldn't be here. 🤣
I’ll bring two bottles and some cheap shite for wild times.
Irish Whiskey please , finest in the world .. 😂
That’s what I said. 😀
Cheap shite....sir you forget yourself, this is Toots house only the finest if you please
It’s a weeknight my good fellow.
Don't listen to him I'm.home alone till the 19th bring whatever my good sir
Slab of Tennents lager too then "It’ll end up with Bucky bombs if we go that route 🤣 | |||
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"Popping candy x" Please oh please do! I habnt that in ages | |||
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"I could say something stupid like a couple a hot girls but it would just be beer and crisps lol " Plenty enough here to be fair but you didn't here that from me. | |||
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"Popping candy x Please oh please do! I habnt that in ages "Well your in for a treat . | |||
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"Popping candy x" Oh can I have some please x | |||
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"Popping candy x Please oh please do! I habnt that in ages Well your in for a treat . "Get your butt round here and let's eat candy! | |||
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"I'm doing a kebab order who wants in? " Party over mate sorry it was a blast tho. | |||
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"Two king pot noodles and a 4 pack of strongbow " Get over here. | |||
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"Popping candy x Oh can I have some please x" yes you can have some xx | |||
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"Popping candy x Please oh please do! I habnt that in ages Well your in for a treat .
Get your butt round here and let's eat candy!"Can I eat the popping candy from your butt Toots, could be fun? | |||
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"Popping candy x Please oh please do! I habnt that in ages Well your in for a treat .
Get your butt round here and let's eat candy!
Can I eat the popping candy from your butt Toots, could be fun? "What what??? OK sure could be fun 🤣 | |||
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"Fleetwood Mac - Rumours & Black Sabbath - Sabboth Bloody Sabbath (if you don't like it there's "fluff" an istrumental.) Bunch of bananas & custard. Cold or Microwaved? "Me like black sabbath. | |||
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"Not falling for that KEVIN! A Gauntlet just to get in. "  | |||
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"Not falling for that KEVIN! A Gauntlet just to get in. "I forgot to message this one but your fine no traps. | |||
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"A strapon 10 speed anal intruder, a pitchfork, and my horns... 👹" Fine since its a part you can sort out wildtime? | |||
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"...or maybe just a big bag or popcorn, a bottle of wine and a good boardgame. 😉" No bring all, use it punishment. | |||
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"A strapon 10 speed anal intruder, a pitchfork, and my horns... 👹" You just need davina toots | |||
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"A strapon 10 speed anal intruder, a pitchfork, and my horns... 👹 You just need davina toots " Lmao you ain't going nowhere boy. | |||
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"A party at Toots? I'm bringing the tiger, a tiger makes a party right? Oh and some of that body chocolate stuff. And squirty cream. "What what???? Body chocolate?? 
And a tiger????????
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"The antidote " To what?? I'm curious now. 🤔 | |||
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"The antidote To what?? I'm curious now. 🤔 " Foolish being curious. I would be scared | |||
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"A party at Toots? I'm bringing the tiger, a tiger makes a party right? Oh and some of that body chocolate stuff. And squirty cream.
What what????
Body chocolate??
And a tiger????????
Your awsome, and the vip now!"You said party's over!!! 😂 | |||
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"Ferrero Rocher of course! " ✨ Winner ✨ | |||
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"The antidote To what?? I'm curious now. 🤔 Foolish being curious. I would be scared " . Okay I'm scared and curious, what's the antidote?? | |||
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"Mmm yes plz x" What are you okay sir? | |||
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"Ferrero Rocher of course! " .yes! Come come your invited | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂" The party don't start til I walk in | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in "Second party, with a guest of honour who had a tiger.
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"My cock ".wait Sure what sort of cock, and how big. 🤔 | |||
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"Jamie I'd love to chat with you xx" Are you bringing gifts to the party? | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
Second party, with a guest of honour who had a tiger.
"Favourtism me thinks!!! Still got twister fyi... | |||
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"Jamie I'd love to chat with you xx Are you bringing gifts to the party?" I recommend a drink to quench the thirst | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
Second party, with a guest of honour who had a tiger.
Favourtism me thinks!!! Still got twister fyi..."Yeah but it's a tiger bro... Now if you bought a tiger you would be too. | |||
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"I’ll bring peace and happiness X" Good but with a little chaos. | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in "You missed all the fun, and then toots threw us all out... | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
Second party, with a guest of honour who had a tiger.
Favourtism me thinks!!! Still got twister fyi...
Yeah but it's a tiger bro...
Now if you bought a tiger you would be too."How about If I bring a chimp? We can put a little hat on him and call him Mr Toots ...😁 | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
You missed all the fun, and then toots threw us all out..."Yeah well it goes on till the thread ends. | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
Second party, with a guest of honour who had a tiger.
Call him mini toot.
Favourtism me thinks!!! Still got twister fyi...
Yeah but it's a tiger bro...
Now if you bought a tiger you would be too.
How about If I bring a chimp? We can put a little hat on him and call him Mr Toots ...😁" | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
You missed all the fun, and then toots threw us all out..." bless him. Did it get out of hand? | |||
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"My cock .wait
Sure what sort of cock, and how big. 🤔 "Nine inches | |||
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Second party, with a guest of honour who had a tiger.
Favourtism me thinks!!! Still got twister fyi...
Yeah but it's a tiger bro...
Now if you bought a tiger you would be too."What if I brought a Liger (Lion crossed with a Tiger in case you don’t know your Napoleon)? And rum. Can I stay until the end? Xx | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
Second party, with a guest of honour who had a tiger.
Favourtism me thinks!!! Still got twister fyi...
Yeah but it's a tiger bro...
Now if you bought a tiger you would be too.
What if I brought a Liger (Lion crossed with a Tiger in case you don’t know your Napoleon)? And rum. Can I stay until the end? Xx"Of course you can. Grin. Stay all night and leave in the morning. | |||
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"My cock .wait
Sure what sort of cock, and how big. 🤔
Nine inches "Deal get over here. | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
You missed all the fun, and then toots threw us all out...
bless him. Did it get out of hand? ". Just abit. | |||
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" You said party's over!!! 😂 The party don't start til I walk in
You missed all the fun, and then toots threw us all out...
bless him. Did it get out of hand? "Well there was about 30 people here and then Toots said it wasn't actually a party , said only 3 people were allowed , then 6 , then there was a picnic, 2 games of twister and someone dancing naked around a lava lamp ....and then it all got a bit hazy.... | |||
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"I'm home alone, and I've invited you to come round, what are you bringing?" Some Popcorn(NO not 'forum' type of popcorn )and a dvd,its about a kid who's parents go away at Christmas but forget to take Kevin  | |||
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