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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Drinks all around!

Come grab your drink and stay awhile.

I hope your all well today.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Can I have a pint of Peroni please Toots, and whatever you are having. I will prop the bar up for a bit

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Can I have a pint of Peroni please Toots, and whatever you are having. I will prop the bar up for a bit"

Of course coming right up.

How are you?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
17 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Evening Count! I’ll have a double baileys please, no ice tonight, it’s cold enough.

How’s your day been?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
17 weeks ago

kent

It’s a Rum kind of day, so make it a triple please Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"Can I have a pint of Peroni please Toots, and whatever you are having. I will prop the bar up for a bit

Of course coming right up.

How are you?"

Thanks Toots, yeah good thankyou X you?

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Evening Count! I’ll have a double baileys please, no ice tonight, it’s cold enough.

How’s your day been?"

Of course coming right up!

I am bored, my family has gone for a week, I'm sitting on the sofa watching family guy.

It's fucking borelonely?

Yeah.

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"It’s a Rum kind of day, so make it a triple please Xx"

Of course coming right up.

Triple hmm I'll make it a quadruple.

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Can I have a pint of Peroni please Toots, and whatever you are having. I will prop the bar up for a bit

Of course coming right up.

How are you?

Thanks Toots, yeah good thankyou X you?"

Bored, home alone.. yeah its gonna be a shit week.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
17 weeks ago

kent

"It’s a Rum kind of day, so make it a triple please Xx

Of course coming right up.

Triple hmm I'll make it a quadruple.

This is my new favourite place

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

I would like a large Bloody Mary today please Toots

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"It’s a Rum kind of day, so make it a triple please Xx

Of course coming right up.

Triple hmm I'll make it a quadruple.

This is my new favourite place

Best be!

Your always welcome here.

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I would like a large Bloody Mary today please Toots"

Of course one large double Mary!.

And welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Good evening, inkeeper! Think I’ll have a Carling tonight 👍

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Good evening, inkeeper! Think I’ll have a Carling tonight 👍"

Hey and coming right up!

And good evening!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

"I would like a large Bloody Mary today please Toots

Of course one large double Mary!.

And welcome.

Thanks chap, been one of those days

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By *ightFeverxxxMan
17 weeks ago

Desford

Guinness please ill try to split the G

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I would like a large Bloody Mary today please Toots

Of course one large double Mary!.

And welcome.

Thanks chap, been one of those days "

I'll be honest I wasn't looking at the username, thought you were new. 🤣

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Guinness please ill try to split the G"

The what?

And coming right up.

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By *HUSH-Man
17 weeks ago

London

I’ll have a tap water please mate.

Fecking skint this month.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

"I would like a large Bloody Mary today please Toots

Of course one large double Mary!.

And welcome.

Thanks chap, been one of those days

I'll be honest I wasn't looking at the username, thought you were new. 🤣 "

How rude…. Haha see I’m being so incognito I’ve displayed my face to fool everyone! Or actually played Monochrome Monday

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I’ll have a tap water please mate.

Fecking skint this month. "

That doesn't mean I'm going to give got water, what do you want?

Sorry man.

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By *ildTimes.Man
17 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Scotch on the rocks...no ice, thanks 👍

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Scotch on the rocks...no ice, thanks 👍"
.of course, coming right up!

Hey again!

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By *ildTimes.Man
17 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Scotch on the rocks...no ice, thanks 👍.of course, coming right up!

Hey again!"

Hello Mr Toots. A friendly welcome back , thank you, however my joke doth appear to have gone over your head, perhaps it's been too long...😂

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

The Bloodiest of all the Bloody Mary's please toots x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

"The Bloodiest of all the Bloody Mary's please toots x "

You too? Splendid choice

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"The Bloodiest of all the Bloody Mary's please toots x "

Of course coming right up, and sorry for the wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"The Bloodiest of all the Bloody Mary's please toots x

You too? Splendid choice "

It's a bloody Mary mood this evening.

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"The Bloodiest of all the Bloody Mary's please toots x

You too? Splendid choice

It's a bloody Mary mood this evening. "

Make sure to bring the ingredients with the lamp and we'll have a good night.

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By *ildTimes.Man
17 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Toots now multi tasking between his bar and party.....

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Toots now multi tasking between his bar and party....."

Not a party!!!

I would be hung drawn and quarterd.

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By *ildTimes.Man
17 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Toots now multi tasking between his bar and party.....

Not a party!!!

I would be hung drawn and quarterd.

PARTY AT TOOTS PLACE ..PASS IT ON!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"Toots now multi tasking between his bar and party.....

Not a party!!!

I would be hung drawn and quarterd.

Parteeeee

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Toots now multi tasking between his bar and party.....

Not a party!!!

I would be hung drawn and quarterd.

PARTY AT TOOTS PLACE ..PASS IT ON!!!!

Gaslighting this is gaslighting 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Toots is having a gangbang

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By *obandruthCouple
17 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Glass of white wine please.

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By *ee69Man
17 weeks ago

glasgow

Aright toots , beer please I’m on leave and am feeling my alcoholic side coming out lol

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Toots is having a gangbang"

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Glass of white wine please.

Of course one white wine coming up.

I hope your day is well.

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

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By *imbo2007Man
17 weeks ago

Peterborough

I'll have a Guinness and whatever your having

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣 "

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I'll have a Guinness and whatever your having

I'm having nothing, it's all free here.

One guiness coming right up sir.

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉 "

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

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By *ildTimes.Man
17 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!!

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!! "

And you.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!!

And you.

PUBS CLOSED! EVERYONE BACK TO TOOT’S AFTERPARTY

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!!

And you.

PUBS CLOSED! EVERYONE BACK TO TOOT’S AFTERPARTY"

🤣🥳

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By *ildTimes.Man
17 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!!

And you.

PUBS CLOSED! EVERYONE BACK TO TOOT’S AFTERPARTY"

🙌🙌🙌🙌🎉🎉🎉🎉

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!!

And you.

PUBS CLOSED! EVERYONE BACK TO TOOT’S AFTERPARTY

🤣🥳"

Don't make me add you to the list Too 🤔

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!!

And you.

PUBS CLOSED! EVERYONE BACK TO TOOT’S AFTERPARTY

🤣🥳

Don't make me add you to the list Too 🤔 "

There’s guestlist??

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By *ir toot OP Man
17 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!!

And you.

PUBS CLOSED! EVERYONE BACK TO TOOT’S AFTERPARTY

🤣🥳

Don't make me add you to the list Too 🤔

There’s guestlist??

More like a blacklist.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

"Toots is having a gangbang

🤣

I wish..

I mean no because there's no party.

So no medieval torture afterward wither?

What, no?

People are twisting my words 🤣

Someone brought twister?? Party Party Party 🎉

🤔 🤔

Quit. It.

I'll Barr you.

Gerr outta my pub!!!!

And you.

PUBS CLOSED! EVERYONE BACK TO TOOT’S AFTERPARTY

🤣🥳

Don't make me add you to the list Too 🤔

There’s guestlist??

More like a blacklist.

Think you spell it ‘bucket list’ 🤣

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