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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago

So if you were to break into someone’s house but you can’t only steal something that will only slightly inconvenience them. What are you going to take.

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By *nya NeesWoman
11 weeks ago

Brum

TV remote aka doofer

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By *enk15Man
11 weeks ago

Evesham

All the toilet roll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"TV remote aka doofer"
haha but change the language to Japanese first

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By *rHotNottsMan
11 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"TV remote aka doofer"

I’m sure you rob my place on a daily basis….😦

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
11 weeks ago


"All the toilet roll."
just leave the cardboard holder out of them all

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
11 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Kettle

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By *otsexydannyMan
11 weeks ago

Norwich (and London)

The glass turntable in the microwave

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Corkscrew ..,

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By *amie HantsWoman
11 weeks ago

Atlantis

Fuses from the plugs of some of their appliances.

Not enough for them to think there’s something wrong with the electrics

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

All the batteries & spoons.

Mrs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The router

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

All the labels from the tins in their cupboard.

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By *lueLotusWoman
11 weeks ago

the wilderness

All of their right shoes

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By *iggi3Man
11 weeks ago

All the hdmi cables

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By *ornyperv100Man
11 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

I wouldn't take anything I would slightly turn the valves on their water pipes so to tapes run just really slow

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
11 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

oh, come on now, no one mentioned single socks? Or, is that magic anyway?

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By *.T.Man
11 weeks ago

Belfast

All their shoelaces as its a bugger to get replacements of the right length if you don't know how long the originals were.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The tea bags

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
11 weeks ago

kent

All of their biscuits. Every. Single. One. (But I’ll leave them a few crumbs because I’m not an arsehole).

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By *ovetwopleasureMan
11 weeks ago

doncaster

Deffo there dido x

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

All the door handles

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By *rsMxCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

I would take a single, solitary item of clothing - one that too big to have been eaten/lost to the void of the machine/dryer.

I would also take all the labels off their tins - let them play, "is this dog food or tomato soup"

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By *YDB75Man
11 weeks ago

East Yorkie

The flush handle off the lav

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Deffo there dido x"

They’ll have to play Kylie instead

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
11 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

You are all very cruel. It seems like you've had practice.

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By *Silver-Man
11 weeks ago

Mold

U bends from under the sinks

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By *ags73Man
11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


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So if you were to break into someone’s house but you can’t only steal something that will only slightly inconvenience them. What are you going to take."

Washing powder and washing up liquid

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By *lynJMan
11 weeks ago

Morden

All the light bulbs

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By *vaRose43Woman
11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Nothing

But I’ll rearrange their cutlery drawer, their clothes and their pantry. Just enough that they can’t work out what’s off

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By *MattyMan
11 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

The TV remote......

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By *AF2020Couple
11 weeks ago

Central Scotland

All their coat hangers!

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By *omblingFreeCouple
11 weeks ago

The Village

the floor

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Just one curtain from each room.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
11 weeks ago

Ipswich

There Wi Fi box

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

The toilet.

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