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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
13 weeks ago

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Drop your size below. But not in inches or cm or mm.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
13 weeks ago

Home

1 hand

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By *tudentForFunMan
13 weeks ago

Craigavon

Belly button touching size

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Half cucumber 🥒

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
13 weeks ago

Markfield

Enough

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By *un Times 1Man
13 weeks ago

coventry

Parsnip

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

About as long as a piece of string

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Fits an average woman’s mouth

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
13 weeks ago

Willenhall

161111/1000000ths of a yard.

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"161111/1000000ths of a yard."

A yard can be figured from inches

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
13 weeks ago

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"Half cucumber 🥒"
my penis is yours ❤️

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By *ottsguy61Man
13 weeks ago

Rotherham

About 2 hands!

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
13 weeks ago

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"About as long as a piece of string "
small but shout out short kings

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By *irwanksalot69Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham

Bigger than some, but smaller than others

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
13 weeks ago

Bristol

Quite satisfactory

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By *indergirlWoman
13 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Bigger than a 🥕 but not quite a 🍆

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Bigger than a 🥕 but not quite a 🍆"

As long as you have fun with yours

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I can wrap two hands around it….i have small hands😞

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I can wrap two hands around it….i have small hands😞"

Small hands beats my paws on mine

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By *lkStallion92Man
13 weeks ago

Munster,Shannon

Enough to make her twitch and toes curl

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13 weeks ago

Medium chastity cage.

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By *inkyboots69TV/TS
13 weeks ago

Cambs

Larger than average, (based on ones I have had)

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By *xmman2023Man
13 weeks ago

wrexham

More than a mouthful xx ha ha

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By *poppins78Man
13 weeks ago

Ellesmere Port

The same size as a tennis racket handle

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By *ohnjones3210Man
13 weeks ago

Chester

2.5cm when hard.

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By *andyboyukMan
13 weeks ago

Bedford

Mine is about the size of a penis

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By *ellhungvweMan
13 weeks ago

Cheltenham

4 orgasms an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Cheese string

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By *he MinionMan
13 weeks ago

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Ample.

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By *Silver-Man
13 weeks ago

Mold

3.0 litre turbo

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By *etsbenaughty69Couple
13 weeks ago

somewhere

Size is just a number..

It’s how it is used..

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By *nigmaDreamWoman
13 weeks ago

West Midlands

Non existent

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By *orningGlory555Man
13 weeks ago

Wells

Perfect fit for a pussy

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By *pandjMan
13 weeks ago

Sparkford

One of my colleagues has the size of his flaccid penis tattooed on his hip.

In nautical miles

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Size is just a number..."

Like age then? Except when it isn’t

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By *orthern_nudieMan
13 weeks ago

leeds

Thick enough to over fill a mouth and long enough to tickle their tonsils

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
13 weeks ago

Staffordshire

A phone screen

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By *rivatecouple30sCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle and Edinburgh

Share size

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By *eard and TattsCouple
13 weeks ago

Cwmbran

Enough to fill a pram and make a mother outta someone

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
13 weeks ago

Ipswich

Half sky remote

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By *ecky and justCouple
13 weeks ago

Godalming

iPhone 13 Pro Max…

With case on.

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By *NormalMan01Man
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

2 hands plus a tip more.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds

Why would I even know that, it’s like asking me to measure my toes.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds


"Why would I even know that, it’s like asking me to measure my toes.

The mr "

Both my hands and a mouth full of bell end 😂

I've measured it 😜

Mrs

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By *rSircumsizedMan
13 weeks ago

Risca

A bottle and 1/2 of vanilla flavoured Yazoo.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds


"Why would I even know that, it’s like asking me to measure my toes.

The mr

Both my hands and a mouth full of bell end 😂

I've measured it 😜

Mrs "

You are strange.

The mr

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By *ossssMan
13 weeks ago

North East of England

That little tickle in ur throat

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By *amie HantsWoman
13 weeks ago

Atlantis

No lynx cans or sky remotes?

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By *acey_RedWoman
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

From here to Timbuktu

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By *usie pTV/TS
13 weeks ago

taunton

Snack size cadbury fudge bar but much harder

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
13 weeks ago

The Continental

When I’m skinny, about 8-9in.

When I’m fat, about 6in

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man
13 weeks ago

west mids

This big

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
13 weeks ago

Always on the move


"No lynx cans or sky remotes? "

Will a Firestick remote do?

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By *ogerroger69Man
13 weeks ago

West Yorks

Battery ?

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
13 weeks ago

London

Never ever measured mine. I know certain people can add extra length to mine if they are extra naughty lol

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By *aximus2589Man
13 weeks ago

st.helens

Two hand and thumb

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By *obbsCDMan
13 weeks ago

Truro

Button Mushroom.

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By *runette n JayCouple
13 weeks ago

bilston

Nearly an XXL Lynx Can

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By *viatrixWoman
13 weeks ago

Redhill

Clit-sized

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By *ripfillMan
13 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

The size of an expensive firework 🧨

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
13 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Two hands……..oh & a mouth it hath grown somewhat

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By *hismMan
13 weeks ago

Ballygonowhere

Tictac

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
13 weeks ago

St Leonards

Intergalactic.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

25400 micrometres

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
13 weeks ago

london

1.8793e-17 light years

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By *ornyperv100Man
13 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

Just past the point gagging starts.

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By *oingallknightMan
13 weeks ago

norwich

Just under A2. The long edge

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By *oingallknightMan
13 weeks ago

norwich


"Just under A2. The long edge"

A5 I meant

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By *aelicDMan
13 weeks ago

Dublin City

Breakfast roll

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By *cnugatugMan
13 weeks ago

Chatham

Big but not too big

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Non existent "

Feel free to borrow mine.

It's the size of my pet, but I shan't tell you whether I've got a guinea pig or a goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

enough to do the job

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By *nsaneronMan
13 weeks ago

Plymouth

Big enough to fill a pram and loose my house and car lol

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Not had any complaints yet

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By *aitonelMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

Masoove!

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By *erry bull1Man
13 weeks ago

doncaster

Big enough so I don’t piss on my shoes

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By *Bear59Man
13 weeks ago

North Brum

Big enough to see over my belly

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By *egDaySkipperMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

More than 6 skittles in a row

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By *amie HantsWoman
13 weeks ago

Atlantis


"More than 6 skittles in a row "

Liar

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By *hesblokeMan
13 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Bit more than that but not as much as THAT.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I'd say it has to be bigger than 3 tic tacs at least

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By *he AmbassadorMan
13 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

2 Sanex roll ons, with a bit of change.

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By *ou_cMan
13 weeks ago

Ruislip

Length of a lynx can

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By *egDaySkipperMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool


"More than 6 skittles in a row

Liar "

I have 7 skittles that say otherwise!

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By *ykinkyCouple
4 weeks ago

cleethorpes

120mm

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By *otguy555Man
4 weeks ago

Bristol

One I phone and a half

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
4 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

5 wonky strawberries

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By *rSircumsizedMan
4 weeks ago

Risca

A little over a Shrek.

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By *igboyreecexxxMan
4 weeks ago

hemel

A full Subway 😊

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By *xxMandLxxxCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

A full throat gag!

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By *ustincider888Man
4 weeks ago

Preston Ish

1 can of carlsberg

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By *ack8370Man
4 weeks ago

Ludlow

No complaints

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
4 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Big

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By *alleysBoiMan
4 weeks ago

Newbridge

Bigger than all my ex’s faces

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
4 weeks ago

The last house on the left…

The length of a Sky+ Remote

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By *im le2Man
4 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

Just a nice mouthful without gagging too much.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
4 weeks ago

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"120mm"

Not allowed

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By *anonfire96Man
4 weeks ago

Mansfield

Around two clenched fists one on top of the other.

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man
4 weeks ago

west mids

As big as it was yesterday lol

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By *ild_oatsMan
4 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Never had any complaints

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By *ice136Man
4 weeks ago

HULL

I always call mine, upper average.

But I'm starting to think it's actually on the large side.

But then again there's some huge monster out there.

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By *.hrisMan
4 weeks ago

Nearby

Half a subway

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By *ripfillMan
4 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Erect and into a pint glass ( a straight one no handles ) it displaces a third of a pint approx

Eureka !

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By *asper1987Man
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Gloglugluglu

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
3 weeks ago

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"Gloglugluglu "

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

A stretch of string long

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

AFAB

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Ends


"AFAB"
Is that like ACAB?

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By *uscle1993Man
3 weeks ago

London

Mine is 4 inches, but some girls like it that wide

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By *ananabrumMan
3 weeks ago

castle bromwich

1 banana long

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By *WANDTGCouple
3 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Same reply to how longs a piece of string. Equal to it's centre.

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By *aarv80Man
3 weeks ago

Crumlin

80 percent of a sky+ HD remote

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"AFAB Is that like ACAB? "

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By *anny_stevensMan
3 weeks ago

holytown

2 hands and a bit

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By *olinOfBathMan
3 weeks ago

Corsham

1 Lovelace

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By *atman_and_PoisonIvyCouple
3 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

[Removed by poster at 20/01/25 16:03:25]

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By *atman_and_PoisonIvyCouple
3 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

The length of a standard greeting card envelope

Standard electronic tablet

The length of a standard issue pencil

Small plate

Medium sized book

(Americans will use anything but the metric system)

- Bruce

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By *irwanksalot69Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm longer than 2 whole inches!

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By *octor WhenMan
3 weeks ago

GLASGOW

2 hands and a head poking out.

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By *rishVikingMan
3 weeks ago

Shankill

I’ve had 3 hands on it before

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By *ambi4uMan
3 weeks ago

Saint Helens

Not as big as a tube of pringles

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By *ungfunfellaMan
3 weeks ago

Lincoln

Kitchen tongs or a standard dinner plate

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By *erry bull1Man
3 weeks ago

doncaster

It can fill a pram

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By *irtydesires2024Man
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

Won't fit through the cardboard of toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

No complaints yet

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By *it4uMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

No complaints just winces

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By *ukn4fun69Man
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

Piece of string with a boxing glove on the end.

🥊

One of those you hang in the car though

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land

Big enough to make a thud sound when my Lovehoney order landed on the front doormat 🍆

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Big enough to make a thud sound when my Lovehoney order landed on the front doormat 🍆 "

Pendulous and elephantine then 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

She wishes I was bigger lol

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

A mouth full

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By *iptonblokeMan
3 weeks ago

tipton

Just small

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Like a highland yak! Just a very very young one 🤣

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By *ust want fun 888Man
3 weeks ago

nearby

A bit bigger than the small rulers we had when we were going to school

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By *xmman2023Man
3 weeks ago

wrexham

Enough to hit the back of the throat xx

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London

It's all to do with who you are...

It's all to do with penis size and cars

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By *ealmeat24Man
3 weeks ago

Yeovil

Walking stick size

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By *londebiguyMan
3 weeks ago

Southport

2.5 hamsters approx

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By *naughtydaddyMan
3 weeks ago

Swadlincote

Two palms and a finger

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By *ris007Man
3 weeks ago

Tunbridge Wells

3 hands

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By *jekimMan
3 weeks ago

Wigan

7 ish inches

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I have enough

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By *ayronfeetMan
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

It's the length of a I phone 7😂😂

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By *ndyman 201Man
3 weeks ago

hereford

A Mouth full 😋

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By *ingle49Man
3 weeks ago

rural

A carrot lol

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By *ongueFkYouMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

I don't know 😂

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By *oethecuck1Man
3 weeks ago

leeds

Underwhelming

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
3 weeks ago

bedford

9 j inch

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By *ure Seduction69Couple
3 weeks ago

Barnsley

No complaints

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By *imbob85Man
3 weeks ago

inverness


"Belly button touching size"
or touching the bottom of a pint glass

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By *ndianlookingMan
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'd undo your jeans rub my face on your bulge...feel it get hard take off your boxers. Kiss your cock and chest... Lick and tease the tip of your cock. Then put your throbbing cock in my mouth. Hear you moan and enjoy it... Id suck on it up and down like a lollipop. Rub it on my lips, slap it on my tongue then spit on it and suck it sloppy xx

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By *ndyp81Man
3 weeks ago

essex

It’s about this long or short you decide

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By *rT25Man
3 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

Always knew I should have took a picture with the sky remote or deodorant can🤣 Now I know why they do it

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

It's more gherkin than cucumber but still tasty (if you like gherkins)

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By *obdukesMan
3 weeks ago

small village

Fire stick remote

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By *hirleyMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"It's more gherkin than cucumber but still tasty (if you like gherkins)"

Gherkins are cucumbers though?

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By *ommy trucker1Man
3 weeks ago

south wales

I've had no complaints 👌

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By *afkaMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Two ladies hands

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
3 weeks ago

East Sussex


"It's more gherkin than cucumber but still tasty (if you like gherkins)

Gherkins are cucumbers though?"

Ok more chipolata than sausage.

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By *ild-One710Man
3 weeks ago

Northampton

Big enough to hit the back of your throat

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around

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By *orthernman71Man
3 weeks ago

N

Baby’s arm

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

smashed a few cervix's in my time....🥪

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

About the size of a dwarf mongoose.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Ipswich


"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around"

Fruity polos don’t count then

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By *BC-BigDMan
3 weeks ago

Exeter/Plym


"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around"

I’ll get back to you on that 😂😂😂

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around

Fruity polos don’t count then "

Nope, they get too sticky

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By *octor WhenMan
3 weeks ago

GLASGOW


"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around

Fruity polos don’t count then

Nope, they get too sticky "

They aren't the only thing

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By *lamdaddyMan
3 weeks ago

London

30cm ruler.

Jokes imagine 😂

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By *ewellerMan
3 weeks ago

near

Fills a pram

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Risca


"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around"

Mine's the length ot 2348 polo holes.

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around

Mine's the length ot 2348 polo holes."

I think someone is fibbing

That’s nearly 61 ft 🤣

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Risca


"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around

Mine's the length ot 2348 polo holes.

I think someone is fibbing

That’s nearly 61 ft 🤣"

Oh, I forgot the decimal point, chuck it in between the 2 and the 3 👍🏼

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.

How many polos long, how many around

Mine's the length ot 2348 polo holes.

I think someone is fibbing

That’s nearly 61 ft 🤣

Oh, I forgot the decimal point, chuck it in between the 2 and the 3 👍🏼"

😛

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
3 weeks ago

Madrid

Big enough to have filled 3 prams

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By *aveJones76Man
3 weeks ago

Rotherham

Like my effort at work today, below average!

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