FabSwingers.com forum: I once again ask

By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Potato

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
40 weeks ago

London

Am I having a stroke right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

OP is pissed, hi, or in need of medical attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I'd pass go and collect £200

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
40 weeks ago

Bristol

Say yes, but only exactly at half past to quarter from the hour

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By *est the waterMan
40 weeks ago

Portishead

Am I being stupid, but I don't understand what the question is eeekkk

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more oike?

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By *viatrixWoman
40 weeks ago

Redhill

Hababa

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By *WB85Man
40 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Nah mate. I'd have a social first.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
40 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

To be fair I think that’s probably the most coherent thing I’ve seen the OP write

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"To be fair I think that’s probably the most coherent thing I’ve seen the OP write

And what do you mean by that 🤨

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I'd tell him god bless him

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By *nnCeeWoman
40 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Only when the hypotenuse slowing gentle pandas.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Order a kebab?

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By *arley QuimWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

Block him

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By *tr8MrEMan
40 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I think she/he/it is confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I think she/he/it is confused "

What do you mean by that bestie? What do you mean by ‘it’ ? 🤨

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By *enk15Man
40 weeks ago

Evesham

I’d tell him that titchy little snapperwhippers like him should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who is hundreds of years more than him

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
40 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Is the Answer 42 ??

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By *ools and the brainCouple
40 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

That's numberwang

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By *iverscuMan
40 weeks ago

Berkshire

Ctrl alt del

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I think she/he/it is confused "

This is uncalled for.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
40 weeks ago

Doncaster

Translation from Yoda methinks required is!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
40 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I'd risk it for a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
40 weeks ago

"I'd risk it for a biscuit

A chocolate one?

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
40 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"I'd risk it for a biscuit

A chocolate one?"

Oh yeh

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Umm, I’d tell him god bless him 😌

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By *ingleguy50Man
40 weeks ago

birmingham

Exactly

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
40 weeks ago

The Lake District

"What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?"

Mmmmm Like Yoda do you speak 👽

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By *antra MassageMan
40 weeks ago

Galway

Ya know, you'll find the answer on the Camping forum. They're very laid back over there.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
40 weeks ago

Bradford

I’d obviously do that when he it done with the out out skibbady

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By *ucka39Man
40 weeks ago

Newcastle

Id need a week to think about it

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By *he Goddess xWoman
40 weeks ago

Bangor

Not the foggiest

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By *quirrel!Man
40 weeks ago

Swear at the squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’d have a nice shit first, and think about it.

I make my best decisions while I’m curling one out.

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By *lix CoxMan
40 weeks ago

CF39

"What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?"

Couldn't undserstand a word?

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
40 weeks ago

Bradford

"What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

Couldn't undserstand a word?"

In David Williams words NOT A WORD

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’m tempted to type this into ChatGPT just to see what answer I get

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I’m tempted to type this into ChatGPT just to see what answer I get "

Update: I broke it.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I think City High are the only people who can answer this question.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I’m tempted to type this into ChatGPT just to see what answer I get

Update: I broke it. "

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Bradford and Stockport

OP may have fallen foul of the fab webcode that silently discards certain words (eg w.e.e.d or c.o.k.e) and renders postings incoherent. Or maybe there has been a level of autocarrot mangling by her phone. However some of the resulting open mocking of the OP by other posters seems quite unnecessary. I hope that none of you has ever committed a typographic error or used an ungrammatical sentence structure.

Maybe I am being a little sensitive, but it does feel as if there has been a sudden increase in the stink of social hatred over the last few days. Almost as if recent events on the other side of the Atlantic is causing submerged turds to appear from the depths of the sewage pond.

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By *emptation6580Couple
39 weeks ago

playa de ingles

"OP may have fallen foul of the fab webcode that silently discards certain words (eg w.e.e.d or c.o.k.e) and renders postings incoherent. Or maybe there has been a level of autocarrot mangling by her phone. However some of the resulting open mocking of the OP by other posters seems quite unnecessary. I hope that none of you has ever committed a typographic error or used an ungrammatical sentence structure.

Autocarrot???

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By *emptation6580Couple
39 weeks ago

playa de ingles

Autocarrot???

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

This surely must win post of the week? Absolute gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Didn't expect a thread like this to cause our block list to expand but here we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Basically, if your father is your mother, how many kg does a melon weigh?

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By *olinOfBathMan
39 weeks ago

Corsham

My camel's Tuesday hovercraft justifies following the striped purple, but wet feathering a meringue has underflated her grandcousin's flugelhorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Only god knows and or can decipher 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

This hurt my brain.

Mrs

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Bradford and Stockport

Autocarrot???"

Autocarrot = extremely well known expression on fab meaning "words being incorrectly changed by the autocorrect facility of a phone". Derived from the supposed autocorrection of the word autocorrect to give the nonsensical autocarrot. When you take great pains to type exactly what you mean, but your phone changes the words to gibberish, then you have suffered at the hands of autocarrot.

Which may in fact be what occurred with the OP of this thread. My point was that while occasionally a typographical error might cause a slight amount of amusement, the level of mocking directed towards the OP by some of the posters in this thread was clearly excessive and in my opinion surpassed the threshold from joking into deliberate cruelty. Additionally I observed that, again only in my opinion, there has been a noticeable rise in the level of this type of social media vitriol immediately following the result of the US election. Almost as if every bigot in the world feels suddenly enabled to behave however they like.

As a person who in their younger years did suffer considerably at the hands of bullies, perhaps I am over-reacting. But I think not.

Yours respectfully, Polly.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
39 weeks ago

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Hmm nope… I’ve tried reading the original post about five times and still can’t make sense of it 🤔

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By *tr8MrEMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Hmm nope… I’ve tried reading the original post about five times and still can’t make sense of it 🤔"

Not even high does it make sense

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I was kind of hoping that this would be like one of those cryptic crosswords that they put in the newspapers, where they would post the solutions the following day.

That whirring sound in the background is Alan Turing spinning in his grave

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By *ohnjones3210Man
39 weeks ago

Chester

"What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?"

Johnny Turing on the case:

[After some argument]

What would you do if, when you say "ok I'll go", and he says "yes", would you go?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
39 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

And the answer is:

Wednesday

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By *eturningagain2024Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow

Awababobob

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By *cott14Man
39 weeks ago

Essex

Quarter past 3 however leave the potato’s on the window sill

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
39 weeks ago

Always on the move

I asked chatgpt. It just said "Could you clarify a bit more?"

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Probablo nyt

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
39 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?"

Op do you mean if you asked someone if they're OK, and they said yes, would you leave? I'm guessing someone might be having a wobble and you are asking if it's OK to leave them if they've said they're OK??

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By *anted by NightMan
39 weeks ago

London

"What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?"

Send a dick pic, might help

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Is the Answer 42 ??"

Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I think another fitting answer to the op question would be

Goodbye and thanks for the fish

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By *odgerMooreMan
39 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Id pick up my egg whisk , crash helmet, mint sauce and whipped cream and tell them im not a pervert - i just have unusual tastes!!

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
39 weeks ago

Between Sudbury n Haverhill

"What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?"

Is this some kind of Freemason code?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
39 weeks ago

Ryde

The nuttucks plus the buttocks equals the scruttocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"The nuttucks plus the buttocks equals the scruttocks."

Is that Shakespeare?

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