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"I'll send you some lube for your new adventures " Then he might drop the soap, it’s slippery enough already | |||
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"Sod it I might turn straight. I’m curious what it’s all about. " Is this like a reverse uno card. OP turns gay, you turn straight | |||
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"Perhaps all the men should give up or try bumbums. More fannies for Felix 🐈⬛" Sweetie I’m gonna be in the straight squad too. | |||
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"I'm with you, OP. These women - the illegitimate daughters of Eve - sprung forth from tainted wombs. They care less for men and even less for themselves if they're not cocooned within a silken purse filled with the currency of deceit. Ask them out on a date and they magically need to powder their dainty noses when the bill arrives. They're not content with Boots No.7 but want everything resembling a 007. They walk the cheap cobbled streets on designer heels but want you to drive them around in expensive wheels. They have Champagne tastes but Shandy money. If you manage to get one naked (in a Deluxe Room because they won't settle for less) check if they're sporting a long scar along their abdomen: she's probably sold one of her Kidneys for an Anya Hindmarch™ handbag. Do what I do: I'm now chatting up women at the local job centre. They haven't seen a farthing since Luncheon Vouchers were abolished. Sometimes one has to go to Greggs to get the dregs." Does that work for you? Asking for a friend. | |||
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"Perhaps all the men should give up or try bumbums. More fannies for Felix 🐈⬛ Sweetie I’m gonna be in the straight squad too. " Let’s set up a couples account Glow. We can be an MTV couple. | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters "Think the terms fab straight | |||
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"I've been let down a lot of times on here, so I don't get my hopes up anymore " My motto is. When I see people turning up in the car, that’s the time to get exited. | |||
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"I've been let down a lot of times on here, so I don't get my hopes up anymore My motto is. When I see people turning up in the car, that’s the time to get exited. " *police cars not included | |||
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"Perhaps all the men should give up or try bumbums. More fannies for Felix 🐈⬛ Sweetie I’m gonna be in the straight squad too. Let’s set up a couples account Glow. We can be an MTV couple." Wait until I learn about the outside rule in football. I’m gonna blend in like a perfect contour err like a shelf installerer. | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters "Likewise... except celibate as well lol | |||
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"I'm with you, OP. These women - the illegitimate daughters of Eve - sprung forth from tainted wombs. They care less for men and even less for themselves if they're not cocooned within a silken purse filled with the currency of deceit. Ask them out on a date and they magically need to powder their dainty noses when the bill arrives. They're not content with Boots No.7 but want everything resembling a 007. They walk the cheap cobbled streets on designer heels but want you to drive them around in expensive wheels. They have Champagne tastes but Shandy money. If you manage to get one naked (in a Deluxe Room because they won't settle for less) check if they're sporting a long scar along their abdomen: she's probably sold one of her Kidneys for an Anya Hindmarch™ handbag. Do what I do: I'm now chatting up women at the local job centre. They haven't seen a farthing since Luncheon Vouchers were abolished. Sometimes one has to go to Greggs to get the dregs. · Does that work for you? Asking for a friend." • ...in pursuit of a mediocre woman it works perfectly fine for me, dear chap. | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters "Can we watch? | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters
Can we watch?"Seconded | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters
Can we watch?
Seconded"Thirded | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters
Can we watch?
Seconded
Thirded"Get out! I'm not an exhibitionst! | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters
Think the terms fab straight "😂 | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters "Good luck. I’d like to think if I was gay I could find someone better than you. | |||
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"I'm turning gay, bloody time wasters
Can we watch?
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Thirded
Get out!
I'm not an exhibitionst!"You’ve publicly came out though. | |||
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Fine, I'm ditching women and becoming a priest | |||
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"Geezus christ the upset
Fine, I'm ditching women and becoming a priest "Boys now! FFS 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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"Geezus christ the upset
Fine, I'm ditching women and becoming a priest
Boys now! FFS 🤦🏻♂️ " | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today "That’s so unfair. | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair."🤣🤪 | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today "Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣 | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪"How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social. Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today "So no man on man action? 😭 | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
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How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms "Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁 | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁"You’re terrible Muriel 🤣 | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣"... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉  | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉 "There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math. | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉
There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math."Something doesn't add up here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣"Oh I love it when you chastise me 🤣 | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉
There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math.
Something doesn't add up here 🤣🤣🤣🤣"10 points Also does this make the OP a prick tease 🤔 | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉
There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math.
Something doesn't add up here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 points
Also does this make the OP a prick tease 🤔" ... most definitely | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣
Oh I love it when you chastise me 🤣"Be good or I’ll spank you later x | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today "• Behind every good social lies an enchantress of deceit and cunning. Tread carefully, be alert, be poised, ye fellow man. ⚔️ | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣
Oh I love it when you chastise me 🤣
Be good or I’ll spank you later x"Promises | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
Nice 360 degree u-turn 🤣... but then he'd be back at the same point ? 🤣😉
There is FAB Straight and there is FAB Math.
Something doesn't add up here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 points
Also does this make the OP a prick tease 🤔"Unequivocally. | |||
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"I take it all back! I had a good social today
That’s so unfair.
🤣🤪
How can you laugh when he turned yesterday and now he’s had a good social.
Should be condemned in the strongest possible terms
Sorry I was laughing for purely selfish reasons 😁
You’re terrible Muriel 🤣
Oh I love it when you chastise me 🤣
Be good or I’ll spank you later x
Promises"Happy to get you over my knees at at suitable future time | |||
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