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"The rum is mine just to be clear" Rum tease | |||
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"The rum is mine just to be clear" Share the rum and it comes back to you ten fold | |||
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"In to spread pure filth only, no gushy nonsense." Yes, people can fuck of with their gush. | |||
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"Came for the rum, stayed for the rejection " Let’s get sozzled on the rum | |||
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"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter " Chewie is that you? | |||
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"Do I send the message direct or to someone on the thread to send for me? And do they tell who's sending the message? Obviously I'm in " Send it to anyone, then they post it anonymously. | |||
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"Fine. As long as they don't mind waiting until this snot lurgy has gone. 🤷♀️ I am happy to be postie for fuck missives. " Get better soon x | |||
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"From a very sexy lady. Message for Rickshawed.. I wanna bend the Mrs over a table tennis table and spank that ass with my paddle. Feel the burn 🔥" Yay! I'll finally get a chance to show off the ping pong ball trick | |||
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"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious? Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious..." I thought the rules were pretty clear as in I, me, personally want to fuck you or have I miss read | |||
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"From a mysterious gentleman. This is for LittleLiasons, since you're a Brummie. How would you like a Northerner for the night or two" That's a lot of people time. I'll give you an hour and a silent hand job. | |||
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"Came for the rum, stayed for the rejection " Rejection ? May as well, in. | |||
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"From a very sexy lady. Message for Rickshawed.. I wanna bend the Mrs over a table tennis table and spank that ass with my paddle. Feel the burn 🔥 Yay! I'll finally get a chance to show off the ping pong ball trick " new balls please | |||
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"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious? Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious..." Most people are using me as a mate to send their message but I think in this case that's probably unnecessary 😘😁 | |||
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"Mrs Rickshawed, seems like my mate wants to let the Wookiee win... Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed I’d like to replace *her* negative power coupling. And grrrrrrr " Deal. But if I bend over, you're not allowed to say "that's no moon" | |||
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"I'm I'm too represent the dark side. 🧛🏼♀️" Member of the Sith are we? | |||
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"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂 Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha" Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious | |||
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"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂 Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious " It does should like something she’d say | |||
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"I'm I'm too represent the dark side. 🧛🏼♀️ Member of the Sith are we?" No, just the dark side in General. Nothing to do with the Force. 😜 | |||
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"From a mysterious gentleman To the gorgeous Sinister spinster As the only bastion of deceny left, I can't bring myself to be a degenerate to you, but please keep gracing me with your with me your presence. " He's a total cutie. 😘 | |||
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"Well this could be interesting 👀" | |||
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"I am a massive romantic at heart so this thread is perfect for me…..i am in ❤️" | |||
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"My mate wants to fuck my other mate. " And your other mate wants to fuck your other other mate | |||
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"My mate wants to fuck my other mate. And your other mate wants to fuck your other other mate " And I…….don't get to do any fucking. I’ll console myself with rum and pork scratchings. | |||
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"Do I send the message direct or to someone on the thread to send for me? And do they tell who's sending the message? Obviously I'm in " Good job IceCream dream, I was wondering the same thing 😇😇 We are in for the evening! | |||
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"Midnight, a message full of temptations for you! For the lovely Midnight whom I've known for years. "Finally, I have a cupboard full of beer, you ready for an all nighter" Sorry to the person who sent this. I had real life to do for a bit. Thank you Trixie for being a better postie 🫣 | |||
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"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂 Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious " I think we all know that there'd be capital letters and apostrophes if it was me! 😅 But I'm up for it if you are Quack! 😍 | |||
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"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs. " Are you d*unk again smickles!! | |||
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"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs. Are you d*unk again smickles!! " Oh shit | |||
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"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs. Are you d*unk again smickles!! " From the OP: send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know. | |||
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .." To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. | |||
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .. To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. " I've been postie-ing. | |||
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .. To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. I've been postie-ing. " Ohhh I... Okay I'll amdit I've been drinking my awareness is ass. Doing a good job! | |||
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .. To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. " I’ve been postie too | |||
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .. To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. I’ve been postie too" ... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties. | |||
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .. To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. I’ve been postie too ... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties." No apologies needed, think we are just reassuring you | |||
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"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .. To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. I’ve been postie too ... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties. No apologies needed, think we are just reassuring you " I'm not sure if toots on earth anymore. | |||
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"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂 Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious I think we all know that there'd be capital letters and apostrophes if it was me! 😅 But I'm up for it if you are Quack! 😍" yesssssssss please. 🤤 Px | |||
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"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs. Are you d*unk again smickles!! From the OP: send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know." Oops. | |||
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"FYI still not the postie. From a Very mysterious gentleman Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁" You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one | |||
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"FYI still not the postie. From a Very mysterious gentleman Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁 You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one " Nope nope nope. | |||
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"FYI still not the postie. From a Very mysterious gentleman Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁 You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one Nope nope nope. " Resistance is Tootile | |||
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"FYI still not the postie. From a Very mysterious gentleman Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁 You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one Nope nope nope. Resistance is Tootile " Id anyone sends me another I won't send it. Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude. And apologies in advance. | |||
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"FYI still not the postie. From a Very mysterious gentleman Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁 You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one Nope nope nope. Resistance is Tootile Id anyone sends me another I won't send it. Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude. And apologies in advance. " Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha | |||
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"FYI still not the postie. From a Very mysterious gentleman Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁 You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one Nope nope nope. Resistance is Tootile Id anyone sends me another I won't send it. Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude. And apologies in advance. Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha " I'm confused 🤣 This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣 | |||
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"FYI still not the postie. From a Very mysterious gentleman Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁 You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one Nope nope nope. Resistance is Tootile Id anyone sends me another I won't send it. Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude. And apologies in advance. Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha I'm confused 🤣 This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣 " No 🤣 | |||
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"FYI still not the postie. From a Very mysterious gentleman Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁 You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one Nope nope nope. Resistance is Tootile Id anyone sends me another I won't send it. Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude. And apologies in advance. Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha I'm confused 🤣 This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣 No 🤣" Oh you ass, taking advantage of me tipsy bartender status. 😭 | |||
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"In and away to have a look 😏" cough cough.... mine first please 🤣😉 | |||
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"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter " Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ? | |||
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"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious? Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious... Most people are using me as a mate to send their message but I think in this case that's probably unnecessary 😘😁" Wednesday after school, back of the bike sheds? 🥰😘😘😋😋😁 | |||
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"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ?" Hopefully cat-like teats. More nubs for twiddling | |||
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"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ? Hopefully cat-like teats. More nubs for twiddling " hrrraaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrrr ggghhhhhhaaaaaaawwwwrrrrrr | |||
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"The rum is mine just to be clear" Hmmm got some Appletons! All the way from jamaicy | |||
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"In " Nobody wants to unfortunately pal | |||
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"For Quack from a not so mysterious but very busy girl...fancy a seat on my face? " You can’t fool us. | |||
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"For Quack from a not so mysterious but very busy girl...fancy a seat on my face? You can’t fool us. " Shhhhh | |||
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"For Pickle, get your arse over here and fuck me 🤪🤣" First of all, it’s Mr Pickle. Second, you’re currently too far for me to travel. | |||
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share " I hope that’s not a euphemism | |||
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share " Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer. | |||
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer. " I'm down for that. I'm starving | |||
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer. I'm down for that. I'm starving " God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭 | |||
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share I hope that’s not a euphemism " For what? No, I actually do want kebab | |||
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share " Can we go all inbetweeners and say something like "I'd eat your kebab" | |||
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer. I'm down for that. I'm starving God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭 " Hell yeah! | |||
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"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer. I'm down for that. I'm starving God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭 Hell yeah! " Goddammit straight. Could help with the tequila too. 🤣 | |||
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"Go on then Happy to be postie " Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆 | |||
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"Go on then Happy to be postie Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆" Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate | |||
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"Go on then Happy to be postie Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆 Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate " Exactly the same tbf 🤷♂️😆 | |||
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"Go on then Happy to be postie Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆 Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate " Me too. Not a good way to speed Saturday night. | |||
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"Slight variation on the my mate fancies you thread. People seem a little angsty and I can't be arsed with that. I'm tired, I've had a rum and it's Saturday for christs sake!!! Sex it up people! I'd fuck you, is that sexed up enough Oh you know, send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know. " | |||
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"Slight variation on the my mate fancies you thread. People seem a little angsty and I can't be arsed with that. I'm tired, I've had a rum and it's Saturday for christs sake!!! Sex it up people! I'd fuck you, is that sexed up enough Oh you know, send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know. " | |||
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