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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago

Slight variation on the my mate fancies you thread.

People seem a little angsty and I can't be arsed with that. I'm tired, I've had a rum and it's Saturday for christs sake!!!

Sex it up people!

Oh you know, send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know.

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

In for the sex.

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By *ayronfeetMan
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

I'm in

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Fine...

What rum tho?

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By *ickshawedCouple
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
12 weeks ago

Bristol

I’m in for the rum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago

The rum is mine just to be clear

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By *ildmanYorksMan
12 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'm in!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
12 weeks ago

Bristol

One rum from the bar please Toots

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By *amie HantsWoman
12 weeks ago

Atlantis


"The rum is mine just to be clear"

Rum tease

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"The rum is mine just to be clear"

Share the rum and it comes back to you ten fold

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

Fine. As long as they don't mind waiting until this snot lurgy has gone. 🤷‍♀️

I am happy to be postie for fuck missives.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

In to spread pure filth only, no gushy nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Came for the rum, stayed for the rejection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"In to spread pure filth only, no gushy nonsense."

Yes, people can fuck of with their gush.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
12 weeks ago

Bristol


"Came for the rum, stayed for the rejection "

Let’s get sozzled on the rum

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Boo's in for some banging!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West

This'll be fun, I'm in

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By *X2019Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'm in, been a while haha

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By *orbidden eastMan
12 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

in

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West


"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter "

Chewie is that you?

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By *uzzieboyMan
12 weeks ago

taunton

Need cake too

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By *uperSalopian7Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I'm in

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By *electableicecreamMan
12 weeks ago

The West

Do I send the message direct or to someone on the thread to send for me?

And do they tell who's sending the message?

Obviously I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Do I send the message direct or to someone on the thread to send for me?

And do they tell who's sending the message?

Obviously I'm in "

Send it to anyone, then they post it anonymously.

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By *heGigglersCouple
12 weeks ago

leeds

In for a bit

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
12 weeks ago

.

I few of my partners friends from fab know I would fuck them, But holding out for a threesome

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

I'll give it a whirl..in xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

G'wan then .. I'll peruse and play

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By *zChiefWoman
12 weeks ago

middle of somewhere

Why not ...and postie if needed

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
12 weeks ago

Essex

Saturday shag day

I’m in

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By *X2019Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle

Well I've been asked to pass on one message already....

Message for Jamie Hants.. let me spunk on your tits.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Message for Raven (not from me) , spread those legs not those wings dirty cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Incoming

Raven is very clear about how she likes to fuck and I'm here for it.

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

From a very sexy lady.

Message for Rickshawed.. I wanna bend the Mrs over a table tennis table and spank that ass with my paddle. Feel the burn 🔥

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Not postie by the way, just here I guess.

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By *he HandiemanMan
12 weeks ago

north west

In for a bit

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By *itygamesMan
12 weeks ago

UK

In...

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West


"Fine. As long as they don't mind waiting until this snot lurgy has gone. 🤷‍♀️

I am happy to be postie for fuck missives. "

Get better soon x

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By *ickshawedCouple
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"From a very sexy lady.

Message for Rickshawed.. I wanna bend the Mrs over a table tennis table and spank that ass with my paddle. Feel the burn 🔥"

Yay! I'll finally get a chance to show off the ping pong ball trick

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

Incoming for SexxyyDy11. My mate understood the assignment.

Can you please tell SexxyyDy11 I want to fuck him.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Stockport

I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious?

Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious...

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

From a mysterious gentleman.

This is for LittleLiasons, since you're a Brummie. How would you like a Northerner for the night or two

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West

I'm not a postie but got a message off a guy for the wonderfug MrsMistyPeaks

Can you please tell Misty I wouldn't mind spreading those peaks of hers

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
12 weeks ago

Bradford


"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious?

Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious..."

I thought the rules were pretty clear as in I, me, personally want to fuck you or have I miss read

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"From a mysterious gentleman.

This is for LittleLiasons, since you're a Brummie. How would you like a Northerner for the night or two"

That's a lot of people time. I'll give you an hour and a silent hand job.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm in for some sexing.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

got to be in in to win it

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By *ags73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Came for the rum, stayed for the rejection "

Rejection ?

May as well, in.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"From a very sexy lady.

Message for Rickshawed.. I wanna bend the Mrs over a table tennis table and spank that ass with my paddle. Feel the burn 🔥

Yay! I'll finally get a chance to show off the ping pong ball trick "

new balls please

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

Mrs Rickshawed, seems like my mate wants to let the Wookiee win...

Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed I’d like to replace *her* negative power coupling. And grrrrrrr

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West


"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious?

Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious..."

Most people are using me as a mate to send their message but I think in this case that's probably unnecessary 😘😁

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By *ayronfeetMan
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

Thank you for the message.... you know who you are 🤘🔥

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By *uacksplat.Woman
12 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

did someone mention sex? 🤔 Px

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By *ickshawedCouple
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Mrs Rickshawed, seems like my mate wants to let the Wookiee win...

Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed I’d like to replace *her* negative power coupling. And grrrrrrr "

Deal. But if I bend over, you're not allowed to say "that's no moon"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

In.. I've had a beer, it makes me want the sex

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West

From a mysterious gentleman

To the gorgeous Sinister spinster

As the only bastion of deceny left, I can't bring myself to be a degenerate to you, but please keep gracing me with your with me your presence.

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By *orbidden eastMan
12 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm I'm too represent the dark side.

🧛🏼‍♀️

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂

Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Volunteer postie and also happy to receive 🙂

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By *tr8MrEMan
12 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Not got mates ...I piss everyone off eventually. But fuck it, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

In for a while

Happy to pass on any messages!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
12 weeks ago

Pontypool

Ohhhh! I'm in, very much so!

Mrs. FC 🩷

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West


"I'm I'm too represent the dark side.

🧛🏼‍♀️"

Member of the Sith are we?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂

Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha"

Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂

Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha

Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious "

It does should like something she’d say

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm I'm too represent the dark side.

🧛🏼‍♀️

Member of the Sith are we?"

No, just the dark side in General. Nothing to do with the Force. 😜

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

“Hello Trixie! Could you please tell midnight I want her. Badly. Really badly.

And then goodly the second time.”

Two goes for the price of one! Lucky Midnight, who could resist the offer of a BOGOF Bang????

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By *etmebeinurefantasiesMan
12 weeks ago

witney

I'm in and would love to be fuckin

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"From a mysterious gentleman

To the gorgeous Sinister spinster

As the only bastion of deceny left, I can't bring myself to be a degenerate to you, but please keep gracing me with your with me your presence. "

He's a total cutie. 😘

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By *B69Woman
12 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m in for this

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Midnight, a message full of temptations for you!

For the lovely Midnight whom I've known for years.

"Finally, I have a cupboard full of beer, you ready for an all nighter

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ou345Woman
12 weeks ago

Derby

In for a bit

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

WB69, my lovely friend said

“please tell WB69 that those killer legs look sexy as absolute sin in fishnets”

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By *empest2KMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

I've been out of action for a couple of weeks, so it's about time I got back in the saddle. I'm in.

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By *MCMan
12 weeks ago

London/EA

Well this could be interesting 👀

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

From another mysterious elusive gentleman.

To the amazing WB69, I wouldn't mind keeping your heels high above me whilst being filthy and naughty with you 😉

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton


"Well this could be interesting 👀"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I am a massive romantic at heart so this thread is perfect for me…..i am in ❤️

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By *urroraMan
12 weeks ago

Northern lights

Currently enjoying a spa.

Anyone wish to join?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton


"I am a massive romantic at heart so this thread is perfect for me…..i am in ❤️"

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By *inx000Couple
12 weeks ago

Manchester

In

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

My mate wants to fuck my other mate.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West


"My mate wants to fuck my other mate. "

And your other mate wants to fuck your other other mate

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

I’ll confess.

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

Ooh hello

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental


"My mate wants to fuck my other mate.

And your other mate wants to fuck your other other mate "

And I…….don't get to do any fucking.

I’ll console myself with rum and pork scratchings.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
12 weeks ago

Ends

I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs.

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By *ornucopiaMan
12 weeks ago

Bexley

Makes a change from some bloke's wife who doesn't even know her husband is on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Wonko does not do sex

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By *rystalsswingCouple
12 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West


"Do I send the message direct or to someone on the thread to send for me?

And do they tell who's sending the message?

Obviously I'm in "

Good job IceCream dream, I was wondering the same thing 😇😇

We are in for the evening!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West


"Midnight, a message full of temptations for you!

For the lovely Midnight whom I've known for years.

"Finally, I have a cupboard full of beer, you ready for an all nighter"

Sorry to the person who sent this. I had real life to do for a bit. Thank you Trixie for being a better postie 🫣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West


"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂

Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha

Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious "

I think we all know that there'd be capital letters and apostrophes if it was me! 😅

But I'm up for it if you are Quack! 😍

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs. "

Are you d*unk again smickles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs.

Are you d*unk again smickles!! "

Oh shit

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
12 weeks ago

City Centre

I'm in 👋

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs.

Are you d*unk again smickles!! "

From the OP: send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know.

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

Yeah this works well OP 🤪😘

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By *exxyyDy11Man
12 weeks ago

North West

Tell busybusygirl

I want to blast my hot load in her face, just close your eyes od hate to blind you.

Anyway FAF?

From a mysterious admirer

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
12 weeks ago

Lurgan

We’re in

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By *aptain obviouslyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester

In as postie

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out .."

To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
12 weeks ago

North West


"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..

To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. "

I've been postie-ing.

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..

To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.

I've been postie-ing. "

Ohhh I...

Okay I'll amdit I've been drinking my awareness is ass.

Doing a good job!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..

To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie. "

I’ve been postie too

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By *iscotti32Woman
12 weeks ago

choomah island

I’m so in 💃🏼

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..

To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.

I’ve been postie too"

... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
12 weeks ago

Chester

In for aittle while. I'll play postie too but not relaxing filters

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By *asty tatsyMan
12 weeks ago

london

Ok I’m in please

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..

To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.

I’ve been postie too

... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties."

No apologies needed, think we are just reassuring you

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By *ublinstud_MisstattooCouple
12 weeks ago

City Centre

In x

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By *icheal99Man
12 weeks ago

newbridge

I’m in x

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh well... as expected.... I'm out ..

To be fair it's pretty quite tonight I don't even think we have a postie.

I’ve been postie too

... okay maybe I've had more then one, apologies to all posties.

No apologies needed, think we are just reassuring you "

I'm not sure if toots on earth anymore.

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

A lovely gentleman.

Wants to tell _iss.bella that she is ravishingly good looking.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
12 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe


"Quack, one for you from my mate's mate? I think? 🤔😂

Psst can you post that my mate wants to motorboat quacksplats outrageous boobs haha

Are you sure that wasn't you Julie scrumptious

I think we all know that there'd be capital letters and apostrophes if it was me! 😅

But I'm up for it if you are Quack! 😍"

yesssssssss please. 🤤 Px

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12 weeks ago


"I thought I was supposed to message the person Raven? Ffs.

Are you d*unk again smickles!!

From the OP: send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know."

Oops.

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁

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By *issBlackedCouple
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Late but I'll play x

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁"

You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁

You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one "

Nope nope nope.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
12 weeks ago

Home

I'm in

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
12 weeks ago

Bristol


"FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁

You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one

Nope nope nope. "

Resistance is Tootile

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁

You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one

Nope nope nope.

Resistance is Tootile "

Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.

Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.

And apologies in advance.

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By *oxy RedWoman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

In and away to have a look 😏

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
12 weeks ago

Bristol


"FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁

You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one

Nope nope nope.

Resistance is Tootile

Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.

Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.

And apologies in advance. "

Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁

You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one

Nope nope nope.

Resistance is Tootile

Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.

Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.

And apologies in advance.

Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha "

I'm confused 🤣

This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
12 weeks ago

Bristol


"FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁

You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one

Nope nope nope.

Resistance is Tootile

Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.

Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.

And apologies in advance.

Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha

I'm confused 🤣

This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣 "

No 🤣

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"FYI still not the postie.

From a Very mysterious gentleman

Tell Bella I want to do the sex stuff with her 😁

You might say you’re not the postie, but you kind of ate aren’t you. You are posting messages. Accept it, you’re the chosen one

Nope nope nope.

Resistance is Tootile

Id anyone sends me another I won't send it.

Toot is very tipsy, not trying to be rude.

And apologies in advance.

Ffs would someone please post that my mate would totally do toots, he refuses to post my message haha

I'm confused 🤣

This isn't an actual message is it? 🤣

No 🤣"

Oh you ass, taking advantage of me tipsy bartender status. 😭

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By *ayronfeetMan
12 weeks ago

Cardiff


"In and away to have a look 😏"
cough cough.... mine first please 🤣😉

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By *r Potato HeadMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester

Yeah why not I'm In....

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By *ewBurtonMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Yes please x

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By *ellhungvweMan
12 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Evening all

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By *b750Couple
12 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Hi

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By *he Silver FuxMan
12 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter "

Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Stockport


"I'm in. So how does it work then? Am I supposed to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that I'd like to fuck JulieScrumptious? Or do I lie and say that my mate would like to fuck JulieScrumptious but he's shy so can I do it for him? Or do I have to find a mate to send a message to JulieScrumptious to say that their mate Polly would love to fuck JulieScrumptious?

Just using JulieScrumptious as an example here obviously, but yes please JulieScrumptious...

Most people are using me as a mate to send their message but I think in this case that's probably unnecessary 😘😁"

Wednesday after school, back of the bike sheds? 🥰😘😘😋😋😁

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By *ickshawedCouple
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter

Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ?"

Hopefully cat-like teats. More nubs for twiddling

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By *ohnjones3210Man
12 weeks ago

Chester

Can anyone join in, or is this only for "real men"? 😂

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By *heGateKeeperMan
12 weeks ago

Stratford

In

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By *he Silver FuxMan
12 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Does your mate like Wookies? I've already let my leg hair grow in for the winter

Do you think Chewbacca had abs under that fur or just a couple rows of little teats ?

Hopefully cat-like teats. More nubs for twiddling "

hrrraaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrrr ggghhhhhhaaaaaaawwwwrrrrrr

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By *cflirtyMan
12 weeks ago

Hampshire


"The rum is mine just to be clear"

Hmmm got some Appletons! All the way from jamaicy

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"In "

Nobody wants to unfortunately pal

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

For Quack from a not so mysterious but very busy girl...fancy a seat on my face?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"For Quack from a not so mysterious but very busy girl...fancy a seat on my face? "

You can’t fool us.

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I just made peanut butter and dark chocolate flapjacks, does that count?

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum


"For Quack from a not so mysterious but very busy girl...fancy a seat on my face?

You can’t fool us. "

Shhhhh

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

For Pickle, get your arse over here and fuck me 🤪🤣

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By *vriderMan
12 weeks ago

Chester

In

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
12 weeks ago

Ends


"For Pickle, get your arse over here and fuck me 🤪🤣"

First of all, it’s Mr Pickle.

Second, you’re currently too far for me to travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

In, who knows pigs might fly

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
12 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share

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By *MattyMan
12 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I'm in, you never know its the weekend and someone may feel sorry for me

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
12 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share "

I hope that’s not a euphemism

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share "

Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
12 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share

Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer. "

I'm down for that. I'm starving

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share

Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer.

I'm down for that. I'm starving "

God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
12 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share

I hope that’s not a euphemism "

For what? No, I actually do want kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share "

Can we go all inbetweeners and say something like "I'd eat your kebab"

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
12 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share

Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer.

I'm down for that. I'm starving

God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭

"

Hell yeah!

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'd rather have a kebab if anyone has several to share

Get your but over and let's go grab one, I can't stay inside a minute longer.

I'm down for that. I'm starving

God spontaneous kebab social, if i had the money right now I'd of bought the taxi.😭

Hell yeah! "

Goddammit straight.

Could help with the tequila too.

🤣

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By *ookie46Woman
12 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Go on then

Happy to be postie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Go on then

Happy to be postie "

Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆

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By *ookie46Woman
12 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Go on then

Happy to be postie

Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆"

Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Go on then

Happy to be postie

Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆

Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate "

Exactly the same tbf 🤷‍♂️😆

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By *ealmeetsonlyMan
12 weeks ago

Slough


"Go on then

Happy to be postie

Weren't you going to bed like 2 hours ago 😆😆

Typing from my super comfy but lonely bed mate "

Me too. Not a good way to speed Saturday night.

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By *uzzieboyMan
12 weeks ago

taunton

I’m in

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By *ealmeetsonlyMan
12 weeks ago

Slough

I'm in

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By *ags73Man
11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Just scrolled up and meh.

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By *MattyMan
11 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I might be going going out for a kebab for 1 lol

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By *oodtimesahead77Man
11 weeks ago

Wallingford

What’s your run of choice? Do you have a mixer? Appleton, ginger beer and a but of lime.,, that’s the good stuff!

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By *mf123Man
11 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Bummings ahoy

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By *ags73Man
11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Running out of time.

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By *appyhumper123Man
11 weeks ago

hull


"Slight variation on the my mate fancies you thread.

People seem a little angsty and I can't be arsed with that. I'm tired, I've had a rum and it's Saturday for christs sake!!!

Sex it up people!

I'd fuck you, is that sexed up enough

Oh you know, send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know.

"

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By *appyhumper123Man
11 weeks ago

hull


"Slight variation on the my mate fancies you thread.

People seem a little angsty and I can't be arsed with that. I'm tired, I've had a rum and it's Saturday for christs sake!!!

Sex it up people!

I'd fuck you, is that sexed up enough

Oh you know, send a message to some one on the thread that you want to fuck blah blah blah, you know.

"

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