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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I do literally everything!

Alcohol? obviously

Milkshakes? You bet.

Tea and coffee? Why not.

Come and enjoy your Saturday night in Toots bar.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
2 weeks ago

District 13

A builders tea no sugar thanks toots 👍🏽

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Tea, earl gray, hot! Make it so

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By *iscotti32Woman
2 weeks ago

gateshead

Cider. Pint of. Please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A builders tea no sugar thanks toots 👍🏽"

Coming right up!

How is your Saturday so far?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Disaronno please toots as its like a Mr kiplings bakewell slice in a glass

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Tea, earl gray, hot! Make it so "

Coming right up sir!

How's your Saturday?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Cider. Pint of. Please "

Ooh a pint nice!

Having a good Saturday so far?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Baileys & ice please Count

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
2 weeks ago

Bradford

Double Bacardi and please bar keep and one for yourself

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Disaronno please toots as its like a Mr kiplings bakewell slice in a glass "

Of course coming right up.

Hope your having a lovely Saturday?

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By *rime_78Man
2 weeks ago

Darlington

A large jack honey with ice

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Baileys & ice please Count"

Of course coming right up!

How is your Saturday today?

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
2 weeks ago

District 13


"A builders tea no sugar thanks toots 👍🏽

Coming right up!

How is your Saturday so far?"

Excellent my friend thank you, how’s yours panning out 👍🏽

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By *iscotti32Woman
2 weeks ago

gateshead


"Cider. Pint of. Please

Ooh a pint nice!

Having a good Saturday so far?"

Quiet. But I’m glad for it after a shite week 😂

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Double Bacardi and please bar keep and one for yourself "

Coming right up sir!

Saturday is well I trust?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A large jack honey with ice "

Of course coming right up sir.

Hope your having a good Saturday aswell.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"Baileys & ice please Count

Of course coming right up!

How is your Saturday today? "

Tiring, but not many weekends left to work in this job 😁

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A builders tea no sugar thanks toots 👍🏽

Coming right up!

How is your Saturday so far?

Excellent my friend thank you, how’s yours panning out 👍🏽"

It's going boringly well, ut I'm good thanks.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Baileys & ice please Count

Of course coming right up!

How is your Saturday today?

Tiring, but not many weekends left to work in this job 😁"

Your moving soon right??

Congratulations to you, have a bottle of baileys on me.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
2 weeks ago

District 13


"A builders tea no sugar thanks toots 👍🏽

Coming right up!

How is your Saturday so far?

Excellent my friend thank you, how’s yours panning out 👍🏽

It's going boringly well, ut I'm good thanks."

Perfik 👍🏽

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A builders tea no sugar thanks toots 👍🏽

Coming right up!

How is your Saturday so far?

Excellent my friend thank you, how’s yours panning out 👍🏽

It's going boringly well, ut I'm good thanks.

Perfik 👍🏽"

Always

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By *hrista BellendWoman
2 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Evening Toots

May I have a warmed pint of fruity cider, followed with a amaretto shot

Also a shoulder rub tonight would be awesome

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By *rime_78Man
2 weeks ago

Darlington


"A large jack honey with ice

Of course coming right up sir.

Hope your having a good Saturday aswell."

Yeah it’s going ok since I’m stuck indoors how’s yours

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Evening Toots

May I have a warmed pint of fruity cider, followed with a amaretto shot

Also a shoulder rub tonight would be awesome "

I can do both of those for you, but be warned my shoulder rubs are still in training so let me know if it could use some work.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A large jack honey with ice

Of course coming right up sir.

Hope your having a good Saturday aswell.

Yeah it’s going ok since I’m stuck indoors how’s yours "

Good boring but good.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Tea, earl gray, hot! Make it so

Coming right up sir!

How's your Saturday? "

I actually have a Saturday off for once and I’m being outrageously lazy haha

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Tea, earl gray, hot! Make it so

Coming right up sir!

How's your Saturday?

I actually have a Saturday off for once and I’m being outrageously lazy haha "

Good good.

Stay here and have some fun.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
2 weeks ago

London


"Disaronno please toots as its like a Mr kiplings bakewell slice in a glass "

That sounds delicious. Ill have the same please Toots x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Disaronno please toots as its like a Mr kiplings bakewell slice in a glass

That sounds delicious. Ill have the same please Toots x"

Of course you can, Coming right up.

Hope your having a good Saturday juicey

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By *uicy 2020Woman
2 weeks ago

London


"Disaronno please toots as its like a Mr kiplings bakewell slice in a glass

That sounds delicious. Ill have the same please Toots x

Of course you can, Coming right up.

Hope your having a good Saturday juicey"

Its been surprisingly more fun than i had planned for today

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Disaronno please toots as its like a Mr kiplings bakewell slice in a glass

That sounds delicious. Ill have the same please Toots x

Of course you can, Coming right up.

Hope your having a good Saturday juicey

Its been surprisingly more fun than i had planned for today "

That's good to here.

I love the days that are surprisingly fun.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
2 weeks ago

London


"Disaronno please toots as its like a Mr kiplings bakewell slice in a glass

That sounds delicious. Ill have the same please Toots x

Of course you can, Coming right up.

Hope your having a good Saturday juicey

Its been surprisingly more fun than i had planned for today

That's good to here.

I love the days that are surprisingly fun. "

Yep, was a lovely surprise.

But it means i have to get all my chores done tomorrow instead, but thats tomorrows problem

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Disaronno please toots as its like a Mr kiplings bakewell slice in a glass

That sounds delicious. Ill have the same please Toots x

Of course you can, Coming right up.

Hope your having a good Saturday juicey

Its been surprisingly more fun than i had planned for today

That's good to here.

I love the days that are surprisingly fun.

Yep, was a lovely surprise.

But it means i have to get all my chores done tomorrow instead, but thats tomorrows problem"

Good luck juicy, I believe in you.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Evening Toots. I’d like a drink please, barman’s choice. And get one for yourself too

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Evening Toots. I’d like a drink please, barman’s choice. And get one for yourself too "

Hmmm How about we share a zombie that everyone keeps ordering.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
2 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Evening Toots. I’d like a drink please, barman’s choice. And get one for yourself too

Hmmm How about we share a zombie that everyone keeps ordering. "

Go on then, does it come with plenty of head? I mean on the top of the drink

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Evening Toots. I’d like a drink please, barman’s choice. And get one for yourself too

Hmmm How about we share a zombie that everyone keeps ordering.

Go on then, does it come with plenty of head? I mean on the top of the drink "

Errr yeah yeah sure.

I don't tend to offer head with My drinks anyway 🤣

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By *he ExcaliburMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Cup of coffee for me please, sir. Still got two hours of my shift to plough through

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Cup of coffee for me please, sir. Still got two hours of my shift to plough through"

Double strength coffee, coming right up.

Have a good night man.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Double strength coffee, coming right up.

Have a good night man. "

Thanks man. I’ll be back in for my usual later

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By *eardedbloke300Man
2 weeks ago

cardiff

Large spiced rum, ginger and a ledge of line please and thank you

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Large spiced rum, ginger and a ledge of line please and thank you"

Coming right up, i hope you enjoy I have quality alcohol here sir.

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By *eardedbloke300Man
2 weeks ago

cardiff

And for everyone ordering an amaretto try it with a shot of jack Daniels. It's my end of night finisher

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By *ah HumbugMan
2 weeks ago

here and there

A dark rum and blackcurrant please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A dark rum and blackcurrant please "

Coming right up, and please enjoy. .

have a good Saturday.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere

Piña colada please 🍹

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Piña colada please 🍹"

Coming right up, one pina colada.

Have yourself a good Saturday okay.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

D*unk bump d*unk

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By *neakypeaky30Man
2 weeks ago

Midlands

I'll take an old fashioned Toot. My go to cocktail

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll take an old fashioned Toot. My go to cocktail "

Of course coming right up.

Jopenyour Saturday is going well.

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By *oo..Woman
2 weeks ago

Boo's World

May I please have:

A triple Malibu n

A bag of scampi and lemon fries

Some music in the background

And a hot man between my thighs

Thank you Toots

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"May I please have:

A triple Malibu n

A bag of scampi and lemon fries

Some music in the background

And a hot man between my thighs

Thank you Toots"

Of course coming right up. .

I'm not sure about the man though sorry.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"May I please have:

A triple Malibu n

A bag of scampi and lemon fries

Some music in the background

And a hot man between my thighs

Thank you Toots

Of course coming right up. .

I'm not sure about the man though sorry. "

I’ll offer up my services

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"May I please have:

A triple Malibu n

A bag of scampi and lemon fries

Some music in the background

And a hot man between my thighs

Thank you Toots

Of course coming right up. .

I'm not sure about the man though sorry.

I’ll offer up my services "

Well I just didn't want to presume I thought I was hot, i am just toots.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A pint of your finest, please sir. Been on my feet since 1pm and need to unwind

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A pint of your finest, please sir. Been on my feet since 1pm and need to unwind "

Sorry been in bed got abit of a headache.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Sorry been in bed got abit of a headache.

"

No worries dude, I hopped the bar and helped myself

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sorry been in bed got abit of a headache.

No worries dude, I hopped the bar and helped myself "

All good you know the drill.

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By *JB1954Man
2 weeks ago

Reading

I have had a really shit week. Started last Saturday night. Can I gave bottle red wine to drown my sorrows ?

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By *he ExcaliburMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I have had a really shit week. Started last Saturday night. Can I gave bottle red wine to drown my sorrows ? "

I’m still raiding the bar while his back is turned, so hell yeah

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I have had a really shit week. Started last Saturday night. Can I gave bottle red wine to drown my sorrows ?

I’m still raiding the bar while his back is turned, so hell yeah "

Gooos.

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