FabSwingers.com forum: FAB phrases that give you the ick

By *endalshaggers OP Couple
3 weeks ago

Kendal

"Looking for fun" and "professional couple" are two of ours.

Looking for fun - well no, we've all joined this site to be boring gits sitting at home with cocoa and slippers.

Professional couple - screams a "estate agent listing a property to rent" vibes... "this property would be perfect for a professional couple due to its two rooms and en suite in the master bedroom"

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By *revaunanceCouple
3 weeks ago

Exeter

Been here before so I know how this works

Translates as....

I never had a meet last time, but I want you to believe I did and meet me.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

Fucking hell. Better change my looking for sensual fun text then 🤣🤣

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By *issVanillaWoman
3 weeks ago

Oh god loads of phrases give me the ick on here..

'Needs to be discreet' due to professional job..hmmmm I think that actually means they are cheating 🤔

'I can lick for hours' that just reminds me of a dog licking it's arse & if you have to do it for hours then you're doing it wrong!! 😛

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By *j2015Couple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

“Take care of ourselves and expect the same”

Just say it, skinnies only.

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By *asterfulsoulMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Legal threats to universities..

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By *rdimpsMan
3 weeks ago

Hull

Arse, cock, cum, skills, you choose the begining and add it to:- to die for, of all of the wankers who have used the term, how many actually died?

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By *ixenitedWoman
3 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

Playdate.

I don't show face pics until I trust you this one I'm on the fence with as I get the desire to want to be private but also what's the big deal? You've got every other body part out on display but scared to show your face? have a day off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"We are all here for the same thing"

No, no we are absolutely not.

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By *WANDTGCouple
3 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

""Looking for fun" and "professional couple" are two of ours.

Looking for fun - well no, we've all joined this site to be boring gits sitting at home with cocoa and slippers.

Professional couple - screams a "estate agent listing a property to rent" vibes... "this property would be perfect for a professional couple due to its two rooms and en suite in the master bedroom"

The professional one does my head in , as if we are all plebs and lower than them.

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By *aybeLadyWoman
3 weeks ago

West Dublin

"So whats your kink".

Ugh. Give me strength 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Just because its Fab doesnt mean we all have a kink floating around. I'd like to have sex. Thats it.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 weeks ago

cardiff

Play

Meet

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By *eordieJeansCouple
3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“Mmmmm”

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
3 weeks ago

Wolvo

Were all the same height laying down (we aint)

I’m happy to travel (and stay where?)

I cba reading bios (i cba reading your message)

Love to try a black woman (try? Try? Bore off!)

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By *rRiosMan
3 weeks ago

dublin

Not looking for single guys. Ewww, gross

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

MILF

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"MILF"

Nah its all about

faf?

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

"MILF

Nah its all about

faf?

Can cope with the FAFs just don't make me feel my age 😂

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By *asterfulsoulMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Ah no, I'm realising this thread is giving me the ick

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Looking for a nice lady for lots of fun.

🤢

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Fabswingers is a publicly traded entity.

Nope.

It isn’t.

You morons.

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Ah no, I'm realising this thread is giving me the ick"

Someone will soon wade in with “The word ick gives me the ick”.

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By *zeroMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Only looking for exceptional

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By *orki3guyMan
3 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Only looking for exceptional"

THIS!

Also profiles that just state '...' in their bio. Damn give us some idea

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
3 weeks ago

Home

Daddy

Sends a cold shiver down my spine

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By *r John WickMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental

Anyone saying “no thanks” to me.

I mean how very dare they, im awesome!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
3 weeks ago

Home

"“Mmmmm”"
what if they are describing cake 🍰

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By *iaisonseekerMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

[Description of preferred sexual partners] to the front of the queue.

Mainly because I've never seen a description of myself being ordered to the front of any queue

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

"I don't bite... unless you want me to"

Get in the bin

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By *agerMorganMan
3 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Ooh I have a few;

“Professional couple” highly doubt that.

*shopping list of wants* better luck finding the lost city of Atlanta.

“Looking for the 1%” They’re not looking for you.

“Daddy” no, stop it.

“Looking for guy to fuck my wife” She doesn’t know you’re on here and just fantasising.

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

daddy,,, please just stop it

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By *obby3264Man
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

Will fill in later

Just browsing atm

Both of these especially when they have been on a year

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By *tr8MrEMan
3 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Attach face photo with message or will just delete.

Screams shallow to me everytime...if you judge some by appearance then fuck off to tinder

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By *r John WickMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental

Any status that makes a suggestion of being paid.

“Why is lingerie SO expensive…”

“I have a new page”

“Rewards welcome”

Any other similar shit like that.

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By *ove2lick27Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Attach face photo with message or will just delete.

Screams shallow to me everytime...if you judge some by appearance then fuck off to tinder"

Absolutely

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By *ove2lick27Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

Won't meet at the drop of a hat.

Send face pic with first message (even though they don't have one and been on here over a year with no verifications)

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By *oodtoshare2Couple
3 weeks ago

harrogate

Not really a profile saying. But those that hide their profile

What

The

Point

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By *zeroMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Any status that makes a suggestion of being paid.

“Why is lingerie SO expensive…”

“I have a new page”

“Rewards welcome”

Any other similar shit like that. "

"Can anyone get me a sight supporters pass

Jog on

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By *aisydooWoman
3 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

"“Take care of ourselves and expect the same”

Just say it, skinnies only. "

This one!

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By *winging for the fencesMan
3 weeks ago

london

BBWs as most ignore one of the Bs

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Risca

'Treat her with respect if you get the chance to meet'. It sounds like something written on verifications when guys can't think of anything else to put.

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By *AF2020Couple
3 weeks ago

Central Scotland

Please mention “insert random word” when you message so we know you’ve read our profile! 🙄

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

" not my first rodeo" get on your horse and do one then gggrrrrrr

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By *iker JackMan
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Anything that makes a demand in the profile to be included in the first message

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By *ublinstud_MisstattooCouple
3 weeks ago

City Centre

Age is just a number ..... instant block

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

So what are you into?..... read my bloody profile 🤣🤣

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

"'Treat her with respect if you get the chance to meet'. It sounds like something written on verifications when guys can't think of anything else to put."

I've had a few of these 🤣

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

"'Treat her with respect if you get the chance to meet'. It sounds like something written on verifications when guys can't think of anything else to put.

I've had a few of these 🤣"

Yeah and me

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By *arry McKockiner69Man
3 weeks ago

Exeter

"Not really a profile saying. But those that hide their profile

What

The

Point"

They just feel like a break? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *irtyThirtiesRACouple
3 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Hung like a donkey" (or any other animal, including bull!)

Or anything that relates to sexual prowess, most people feel like they're good in bed and everyone likes different things, you're not going to be able to give everyone the biggest orgasm they've ever experienced!

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By *aven.Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Not really a profile saying. But those that hide their profile

What

The

Point"

I know right.

Losers.

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By *aven.Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Attach face photo with message or will just delete.

Screams shallow to me everytime...if you judge some by appearance then fuck off to tinder"

Shocking that people want to have sex with someone they are physically attracted to isn't it!?

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
3 weeks ago

SA3

What are you into / wot u into / into?

Free now?

What are you looking for?

Free now is just annoying.

I understand the others, but clearly life isn’t that simple. I’m not looking for one thing. That’s not an opener. I want a connection that leads to both sides wanting something together that’s unique to that connection, not some boilerplate blurb. If I had something that specific, recognising many will, I’d stick it on my profile!

But my real ick may be controversial. It’s the way people use the term play. We aren’t talking about a Lego party

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By *irty_little_blondeWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Daddy

Bull

Unicorn

🤮

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

""I don't bite... unless you want me to"

Get in the bin"

Came here to say this 💜

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By *dam1971Man
3 weeks ago

Bedford

""Looking for fun" and "professional couple" are two of ours.

Looking for fun - well no, we've all joined this site to be boring gits sitting at home with cocoa and slippers."

A profile near me says Boring couple hate fun! Looking for ugly couples for miserable times

Sounds like they understand Fab well

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By *outhstaffscoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Cannock

"“Mmmmm”"

Absolutely bang on

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By *carlettxWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

‘Treat her with respect guys’

I find that so cringe on veris

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By *riendlyPhilyMan
3 weeks ago

Bexley

Sorry your not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Exceptional people only.. what does this even mean and how do they qualify to being exceptional? Ego madness.

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By *urry BlokeMan
3 weeks ago

Stalybridge

There is generally more on a profile that turns me off than turns me on

And don't even get me started on some of the status updates

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
3 weeks ago

chichester

"Legal threats to universities.."

That’s the funniest ones I just think dumb cunts

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
3 weeks ago

chichester

"‘Treat her with respect guys’

I find that so cringe on veris

I’m think most of those are fake veris tbh

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
3 weeks ago

SA3

"Legal threats to universities..

That’s the funniest ones I just think dumb cunts

Ah yes, that one too!

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
3 weeks ago

SA3

"Daddy

Bull

Unicorn

🤮"

Daddy makes my skin crawl!

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By *carlettxWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

"‘Treat her with respect guys’

I find that so cringe on veris

I’m think most of those are fake veris tbh "

Yeah , I think you might be right

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By *carlettxWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

"Daddy

Bull

Unicorn

🤮

Daddy makes my skin crawl! "

Oh god yes !! Literally sick in my mouth

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By *riendlyPhilyMan
3 weeks ago

Bexley

"Daddy

Bull

Unicorn

🤮

Daddy makes my skin crawl!

Discusting well said scarlet

Oh god yes !! Literally sick in my mouth

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By *uffymayfairCouple
3 weeks ago

vera playa, Almeria

Not exactly phrases but we hate the message that is obviously saved then pasted on and sent to numerous couples, almost like a fishing trip.

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

'Till next time'.

Till next time what exactly? Stop writing the same generic shite in verifications. Do it from the heart instead.

.....and as for any mention of Dysons, Golf balls or hoses - get a life!

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By *nigmaDreamWoman
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

Here for a good time not a long time 🤮

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Daddy / mummy

Can I ask you a question? - usually leads to them asking me if dressing in their gf/ wife's/ sisters/ mums clothes is wrong

What's your snap/kik/telegram?

Not a phrase.. but any messages from profiles without a profile picture - unless their taking a break.

Clear copy and paste messages about restraining me and licking me for hours.

Breeding session

Fluffer

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By *uietlycheekyMan
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Breeding - that disgusts me

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
3 weeks ago

chichester

"Breeding - that disgusts me "

Ha breeding is funny in the gay / trans bubble as it’s just cum in ass slang. but yes I guess for the hetrosexuals it’s meaning us actually usually pregnancy based

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By *uietlycheekyMan
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

"Breeding - that disgusts me

Ha breeding is funny in the gay / trans bubble as it’s just cum in ass slang. but yes I guess for the hetrosexuals it’s meaning us actually usually pregnancy based "

Wasn’t aware of it in that context … I’ve seen lassies use it on their profile and it makes me heave lol

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Couples asking for help fulfilling x, y or z. No I'm not here to be anyone's plaything

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"'Treat her with respect if you get the chance to meet'. It sounds like something written on verifications when guys can't think of anything else to put."
saw a profile the other day that said this but the title was dirty slut for fucking with vvvwe cocks more the merrier. Ffs lmao

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By *appytochatMan
3 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Alot of the ones already mentioned. Plus I'll add statuses asking "if it's snowing anywhere" or " anyone want to buy me a site supporter pass".

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Daddy

Fluffer (wtf that means)

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Exceptional men only" 🤮

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By *uzzleMan
3 weeks ago

Hastings

Not so much he phrases but when they have a 'requirements' list that reads like a job description.

But what annoys me the most is the supply a picture with first message otherwise it will be deleted.

It just completely shuts down someones right to privacy. Like we are that entitled and think so much of ourselves that we have a RIGHT to ask for your picture, retain it, share it, do what we want with it. All for the privelege of you messaging us.

They can jog on!

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By *sian FlowerWoman
3 weeks ago

Sin City X

I’m sick of guys messaging “are you into younger guys” yuck.

It also makes me laugh when said younger guys say “I’d ruin you” yawn what a boring line. Next!

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I don't bite unless asked...

Mmmmmmmmm

Not here for pen pals, here to meet.

Genuine.

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By *.T.Man
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

It isn't a phrase that gives me the ick.

Face pics with a tongue sticking out! Just no! Are you trying to get a toddler to giggle before playing peek-a-boo?

It isn't cheeky, its just plain weird...

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By *allyCTV/TS
3 weeks ago

woodbridge

Where the town people say they're from isn't even spelt correctly grrrr

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By *carlett!Woman
3 weeks ago

Fill in later

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By *eah BabyCouple
3 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Daddy & Milf are just yuck

Being called Beaut or Princess especially by someone I don’t know makes me want to hurl

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By *orthern_knobberMan
3 weeks ago

manchester

Almost everything anybody says on here.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
3 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

“Intrigued” - you’re not, you’re curious.

“sapiosexual” - you’re secretly insecure about being thick. And you actually are a bit thick.

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By *heBelladonnaWoman
3 weeks ago

A dazzling place you never knew

Treat her with respect she deserves it. As if there’s anyone that doesn’t respect this bare minimum.

Ick. The word itself is horrendous.

A general idea that you being on Fab must mean you’ll fuck anyone and when you politely show no interest, abuse is hurled at you.

The chancers who lurk on the forums and then send private messages wanting to ask questions or unwelcomingly share very detailed stories. Who the fuck goes up to a random stranger and divulges their deepest darkest fantasies and does so including this stranger in the fantasy unwantedly. It’s gross.

The me and my mate are in a hotel room and horny messages. Okay, good on you! Do you want a biscuit?

FAB

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