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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Let's go Friday.

I've bumped up the percentage of the alcohol tonight, why?

Because I can and its Friday!

Anyway come get a drink and maybe stay and chat for abit.

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By *ransManFTMTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Cardiff

Happy to pass the extra % onto the next person ordering as I can't drink even if I wanted to 😩

But if I could have a Flanders Hot Chocolate as a treat I would be a very happy man! A round for everyone!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Happy to pass the extra % onto the next person ordering as I can't drink even if I wanted to 😩

But if I could have a Flanders Hot Chocolate as a treat I would be a very happy man! A round for everyone!"

Of course sir one coming right up.

I'll make it extra good.

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By *ransManFTMTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Happy to pass the extra % onto the next person ordering as I can't drink even if I wanted to 😩

But if I could have a Flanders Hot Chocolate as a treat I would be a very happy man! A round for everyone!

Of course sir one coming right up.

I'll make it extra good. "

Very kind of you. Happy Friday, hope you get lots of tips for your efforts tonight!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Happy to pass the extra % onto the next person ordering as I can't drink even if I wanted to 😩

But if I could have a Flanders Hot Chocolate as a treat I would be a very happy man! A round for everyone!

Of course sir one coming right up.

I'll make it extra good.

Very kind of you. Happy Friday, hope you get lots of tips for your efforts tonight!"

Tit sorry tips are appreciated

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By *ohnjones3210Man
13 weeks ago

Chester

Hello, are you ok?

I came here yesterday. There was a mushroom missing from my breakfast.

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By *ransManFTMTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Happy to pass the extra % onto the next person ordering as I can't drink even if I wanted to 😩

But if I could have a Flanders Hot Chocolate as a treat I would be a very happy man! A round for everyone!

Of course sir one coming right up.

I'll make it extra good.

Very kind of you. Happy Friday, hope you get lots of tips for your efforts tonight!

Tit sorry tips are appreciated "

😂😂 Wishing you AAAALLLLLL of the tits 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hello, are you ok?

I came here yesterday. There was a mushroom missing from my breakfast."

Oh im sorry and yes I'm good very good infact.

Here an extra drink.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
13 weeks ago

La La Land

Toots!!!

How are you?

Can I have one of those milk tea things that you mentioned and can you put one of those cocktail umbrellas in it so I look like a cool kid?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Toots!!!

How are you?

Can I have one of those milk tea things that you mentioned and can you put one of those cocktail umbrellas in it so I look like a cool kid? "

Absolutely you can, and yes I'm very good thanks.

Coming right up, one mango milk tea Coming up.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
13 weeks ago

Chester


"Hello, are you ok?

I came here yesterday. There was a mushroom missing from my breakfast.

Oh im sorry and yes I'm good very good infact.

Here an extra drink.

"

Hahaha, thanks. It's decent in here to be honest. What time are you open until on Saturday nights?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hello, are you ok?

I came here yesterday. There was a mushroom missing from my breakfast.

Oh im sorry and yes I'm good very good infact.

Here an extra drink.

Hahaha, thanks. It's decent in here to be honest. What time are you open until on Saturday nights?"

Untill I go sleep pretty much.

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By *imples24Man
13 weeks ago

tamworth

Sir toots can I have my usual x2 as it’s Friday and I know how busy your bars gets so I’m getting in earlier

Thank you kind Sir 👍🏻

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sir toots can I have my usual x2 as it’s Friday and I know how busy your bars gets so I’m getting in earlier

Thank you kind Sir 👍🏻"

. Of course sir coming right up.

I do get pretty busy, but im glad.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
13 weeks ago

Pontypool

Good evening, my Lord, please may I have a large lime and soda, ice and a slice.

Good to hear you are very good today.

Mrs. FC

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening, my Lord, please may I have a large lime and soda, ice and a slice.

Good to hear you are very good today.

Mrs. FC"

Of course you can, and please call my toots.

I hope your well aswell fc.

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By *orphia2003Woman
13 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Large pot of coffee please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Large pot of coffee please."
.double large for you, work tonight i take it?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
13 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good evening, my Lord, please may I have a large lime and soda, ice and a slice.

Good to hear you are very good today.

Mrs. FC

Of course you can, and please call my toots.

I hope your well aswell fc. "

Thank you, Toots.

This lime and soda has a secret ingredient, it tastes better than any of the other bars I've visited!

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By *imples24Man
13 weeks ago

tamworth


"Sir toots can I have my usual x2 as it’s Friday and I know how busy your bars gets so I’m getting in earlier

Thank you kind Sir 👍🏻. Of course sir coming right up.

I do get pretty busy, but im glad. "

Popular bar and a friendly host 👍🏻

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening, my Lord, please may I have a large lime and soda, ice and a slice.

Good to hear you are very good today.

Mrs. FC

Of course you can, and please call my toots.

I hope your well aswell fc.

Thank you, Toots.

This lime and soda has a secret ingredient, it tastes better than any of the other bars I've visited! "

You could say we have a little magic running this bar.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sir toots can I have my usual x2 as it’s Friday and I know how busy your bars gets so I’m getting in earlier

Thank you kind Sir 👍🏻. Of course sir coming right up.

I do get pretty busy, but im glad.

Popular bar and a friendly host 👍🏻"

Its hard, but It's fun to do.

And I've made some lovely friends.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
13 weeks ago

London

An irish cream coffee to start the evening off please Toots

Happy friday all x

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"An irish cream coffee to start the evening off please Toots

Happy friday all x "

Ooh, coming right up.

Happy friday to you too!

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By *uicy 2020Woman
13 weeks ago

London


"An irish cream coffee to start the evening off please Toots

Happy friday all x

Ooh, coming right up.

Happy friday to you too!"

Thank you muchly Toots x

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"An irish cream coffee to start the evening off please Toots

Happy friday all x

Ooh, coming right up.

Happy friday to you too!

Thank you muchly Toots x"

You aswell juicy.

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By *orphia2003Woman
13 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"Large pot of coffee please..double large for you, work tonight i take it?"

All night.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Large pot of coffee please..double large for you, work tonight i take it?

All night. "

Jeez okay have a triple size coffee.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

D*unk bum0

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
13 weeks ago

Maidstone

Give me all the alcohol please. It's been a fucker of a week.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Give me all the alcohol please. It's been a fucker of a week. "

Of course it's all yours.

Sorry ot hear thar.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
13 weeks ago

Pontypool

Now it's a little later, I could have a tipple. A nice spiced rum with branded cola, please, Toots, and what will you have? Welcome to join me while it's quiet.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Now it's a little later, I could have a tipple. A nice spiced rum with branded cola, please, Toots, and what will you have? Welcome to join me while it's quiet. "

Absolutely id love to I'll bring the drinks over.

Good choice

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13 weeks ago

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
13 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Now it's a little later, I could have a tipple. A nice spiced rum with branded cola, please, Toots, and what will you have? Welcome to join me while it's quiet.

Absolutely id love to I'll bring the drinks over.

Good choice "

Come and sit with me on the comfy sofa. 😀

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By *riar BelisseWoman
13 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Cup of tea with semi and 2 sugars, with a JD and honey chaser.

With a neck massage for desert as I ache

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


" "

Hey boo

One malibu coming right up.

I should make you a special brand of malibu for you I think.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Now it's a little later, I could have a tipple. A nice spiced rum with branded cola, please, Toots, and what will you have? Welcome to join me while it's quiet.

Absolutely id love to I'll bring the drinks over.

Good choice

Come and sit with me on the comfy sofa. 😀"

I'll do just that, I'll have to leave quite abit but I shall return.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Cup of tea with semi and 2 sugars, with a JD and honey chaser.

With a neck massage for desert as I ache "

Of course both of those can be done at toots bars.

I'll make neck as good new.

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By *ookie46Woman
13 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Toots how’s your cocktail making skills? Can you knock me up a Pina Colada please 😁

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Toots how’s your cocktail making skills? Can you knock me up a Pina Colada please 😁"

Of course I can, one lovely pina colada coming right up.

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By *usurrusCouple
13 weeks ago

North West.

Honestly, right now I just want a brew.....in a mug please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Honestly, right now I just want a brew.....in a mug please. "
.I can do you a lovely brew, infact it's already done.

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By *etwife8230Couple
13 weeks ago

Newport

I ready for a lrg one x

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I ready for a lrg one x"

I can do you even better I can make it double that.

Anyway hope your having a lovely friday.

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By *etwife8230Couple
13 weeks ago

Newport

Perfect ,Thankyou 🥰

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Your most certainly welcome

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By *usurrusCouple
13 weeks ago

North West.


"Honestly, right now I just want a brew.....in a mug please. .I can do you a lovely brew, infact it's already done. "

You sir, are an officer and a gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"

Hey boo

One malibu coming right up.

I should make you a special brand of malibu for you I think. "

Mali-boo boo 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Honestly, right now I just want a brew.....in a mug please. .I can do you a lovely brew, infact it's already done.

You sir, are an officer and a gentleman. "

I try but it's tough out here.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"

Hey boo

One malibu coming right up.

I should make you a special brand of malibu for you I think.

Mali-boo boo 🤣"

Mali-BOO

Premium edition.

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By *onjoliveMan
13 weeks ago

bournemouth

Good evening count, I hope you had a good weeks coffee for me please and a place at the bar.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening count, I hope you had a good weeks coffee for me please and a place at the bar. "
of course will be a bit slow as I'm eating currently.

One big boi coffee for you.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

D*unk bump

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Bum frunk

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Sorry I’m late! Hope the previous patrons haven’t drank you dry. How goes it this evening?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sorry I’m late! Hope the previous patrons haven’t drank you dry. How goes it this evening?"

You should know by now we cant run dry. .its going well my friend.

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By *issBehave69Man
13 weeks ago

Bulgaria

Can I use the girls toilet please Mr Toots…..oh and what’s the bouncers name, he can have me.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I use the girls toilet please Mr Toots…..oh and what’s the bouncers name, he can have me. "

Nono, we had to ban sex inside for the pooltable incident.

But girls toilets of course you can.

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By *issBehave69Man
13 weeks ago

Bulgaria


"Can I use the girls toilet please Mr Toots…..oh and what’s the bouncers name, he can have me.

Nono, we had to ban sex inside for the pooltable incident.

But girls toilets of course you can. "

Oooooh you have a pool table ? Can u take a cue to the toilet then ?

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By *enelope2UWoman
13 weeks ago

Fife

Whisky sour

properly please

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Whisky sour

properly please"

Last drink of the nighy absolutely.

Whisky sour for you, to the highest standard.

I presume some people don't don't right?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Whisky sour

properly please

Last drink of the nighy absolutely.

Whisky sour for you, to the highest standard.

I presume some people don't don't right?"

Fml I'm tired I meant they don't make then properly.

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