FabSwingers.com forum: X rated chat up lines

By *lliebambi OP Woman
9 weeks ago

wigan

X rated chat up lines please!! Funnier and sluttier the better

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By *lliebambi OP Woman
9 weeks ago

wigan

Google search just ain't filthy enough lol

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By *ir tootMan
9 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Google search just ain't filthy enough lol"

I'm not sure but I really want to try a certain person's milkshake here so I suppose something along those lines. 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Are you my little toe? Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture I have

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By *oungWildnHornyMan
9 weeks ago

Haywards Heath/ London

I'm looking for treasurer, can I search your chest?

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By *ty31Man
9 weeks ago

NW London

Someone call the RSPCA cos I'm gonna destroy your pussy

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By *ags73Man
9 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I love puppies. Get yours out.

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By *abluesbabyMan
9 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Know what I like best in a lass like you???

Me cock

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Are you from Ireland? Because my cock's Dublin

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By *enk15Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put my cock in your mouth.

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By *tr8MrEMan
9 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

So your name is Lana...weirdly they are the three keys I use most on my computer

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
9 weeks ago

Sussex

Nice legs... what time do they open?

My face will be leaving in 5 minutes and I want you to be sat on it.

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By *layfullsamMan
9 weeks ago

Solihull

Do you like role play ?

Yes

You be a washing machine, I’ll turn you on with one finger before filling you with my dirty load

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By *aybeLadyWoman
9 weeks ago

West Dublin

"Someone call the RSPCA cos I'm gonna destroy your pussy"

😂😂

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By *layfullsamMan
9 weeks ago

Solihull

Do you like chicken ?

Yes

Suck on this, it’s fowl

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By *entonMan
9 weeks ago

Wakefield

Oh yeah babe I know LOTS of facts. I mean for instance there are 206 bones in the human body... well... make that 207 for you very soon...

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By *ags73Man
9 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Do you like chicken ?

Yes

Suck on this, it’s fowl "

😂

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
9 weeks ago

Leeds

The word of the day is "legs"

How about we go back to my place and spread the word?

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By *laytime_13Woman
9 weeks ago

Lincs

"Are you from Ireland? Because my cock's Dublin"

I feel like I’ve seen a new side to you on this thread Joe

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By *ichierich001ukMan
9 weeks ago

taunton

Do you like jewels? Suck my cock it’s a gem

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

“Want a night of amazing sex?”

Her: “No”

“Awesome. Fancy coming to mine?”

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
9 weeks ago

North West

Are you a pinky toe? Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

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By *hindyMan
9 weeks ago

Mayfair

Jeez babe you have one seriously pretty face.

In fact its probably the prettiest one I'll ever cum across...

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By *laytime_13Woman
9 weeks ago

Lincs

"“Want a night of amazing sex?”

Her: “No”

“Awesome. Fancy coming to mine?”"

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By *hindyMan
9 weeks ago

Mayfair

I've got an 'F', a 'C' and a 'K' too

The only thing missing is a sexy bitch like U

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By *jfrenchMan
9 weeks ago

Stockport

If you were in the dictionary you would be a 4 letter word. That word would start with a C and also have a U and a T in it.

That word would of course be CUTE

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
9 weeks ago

Sussex

I'm part Spanish y'know.... Have you got any Spanish in you?....

... Would you like some?

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By *lliebambi OP Woman
9 weeks ago

wigan

Woo ahhh! This would work on me ha ha ha

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm a businessman. I work in an orifice, got any openings?

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Mayfair

It only took me ² weeks to think of that one... ^

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By *NormalMan01Man
7 weeks ago

Harrogate

Alright dickhead, how’s it going?

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By *uperSalopian7Man
7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Is your name Jesus? Cos I wanna nail you

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
7 weeks ago

york

Come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever comes up

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By *mateur100Man
7 weeks ago

nr faversham

Can I smell your pussy?....it must be your feet then

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By *ild_oatsMan
7 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

I hear that you have a sweet tooth, have a taste of my love lollipop it is a bit of a gob stopper…

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By *ddie1966Man
7 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

You've got something on your chin.

My balls in about 2 minutes...

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