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"Give me one please Toots. " Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister. 
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"Give me one please Toots. Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.
How are you today?"I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen. | |||
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"Give me one please Toots. Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.
How are you today?
I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen. "How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate. I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar! But you've got this! | |||
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"Sir toots you’re either a worker alcoholic 🤣 or a great business man I’ll have my usual but make it large 👍🏻" I got no clue what I am. 
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"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper" Coming right up! and how are you today? | |||
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"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella "Sure coming right up.
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"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper Coming right up! and how are you today? "Not too bad toots - long arse day but chilling like a villain now | |||
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"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella
Sure coming right up.
How are you today?"Not bad. Sex would be nice but meh | |||
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"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper Coming right up! and how are you today?
Not too bad toots - long arse day but chilling like a villain now"Good good thats good to hear.
I too am chilling but I'm on a sugar crash. | |||
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"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella
Sure coming right up.
How are you today?
Not bad. Sex would be nice but meh "Well yeah that's true. | |||
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"Let's set up a Negroni production line. I'll optimise the process and just sit at the bar." 🤔 insulting, (I am joking) Looknin the back I have an endless abyss of Negroni.  | |||
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"Let's set up a Negroni production line. I'll optimise the process and just sit at the bar." Anyway 5 bottles of premium negroni for you my good sir. | |||
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"Evening Toots. Espresso martinis tonight I think, please and thank you x" Of course coming right up! How are you today? | |||
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"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper Coming right up! and how are you today?
Not too bad toots - long arse day but chilling like a villain now
Good good thats good to hear.
I too am chilling but I'm on a sugar crash. "Then I'd best share my rum and pop with you | |||
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"Koko kanu wiv Dr pepper Coming right up! and how are you today?
Not too bad toots - long arse day but chilling like a villain now
Good good thats good to hear.
I too am chilling but I'm on a sugar crash.
Then I'd best share my rum and pop with you "Please do, that would be nice. Any graveyard to hang in tonight? | |||
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"Evening Toots. Espresso martinis tonight I think, please and thank you x Of course coming right up! How are you today?" Im alright thanks. Feel like i had a pretty productive day at work, that always helps. Hows your day been? X | |||
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"Evening Toots. Espresso martinis tonight I think, please and thank you x Of course coming right up! How are you today? Im alright thanks. Feel like i had a pretty productive day at work, that always helps. Hows your day been? X" Good I'm good, sugar crash but im good. | |||
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"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella "Is it gonna bring the boys to my yard FN ? | |||
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"Give me one please Toots. Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.
How are you today?
I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.
How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.
I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!
But you've got this!"Feel free to degenerate. You've reminded me of Degeneration X. | |||
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"Give me one please Toots. Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.
How are you today?
I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.
How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.
I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!
But you've got this!
Feel free to degenerate.
You've reminded me of Degeneration X. "Well cuddle are always an option for you spin.
Very degenerate cuddles of course. | |||
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"I've got some work to do......gingerbread milkshake fella
Is it gonna bring the boys to my yard FN ? " | |||
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"My usual please Toots "One large malibj and coming right up. | |||
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"Can I have a porn star martini please x" Of course you can, .jow are we today? | |||
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"Give me one please Toots. Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.
How are you today?
I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.
How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.
I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!
But you've got this!
Feel free to degenerate.
You've reminded me of Degeneration X.
Well cuddle are always an option for you spin.
Very degenerate cuddles of course. "Honestly Toots, this place is full of perverts. You're the only bastion of decency left. 😆 | |||
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"Give me one please Toots. Absolutely, you can always have one Sinister.
How are you today?
I need some sugar, maybe a haribo or 2. Then I'll erupt off the sofa and tidy the kitchen.
How do I say this without sounding like a degenerate.
I've got All the sugar you need at toots bar!
But you've got this!
Feel free to degenerate.
You've reminded me of Degeneration X.
Well cuddle are always an option for you spin.
Very degenerate cuddles of course.
Honestly Toots, this place is full of perverts.
You're the only bastion of decency left.
😆 "I try I do try, it isn't easy though. | |||
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"Can I have a porn star martini please x Of course you can, .jow are we today?"Thank you toots, much appreciated. I'm good thanks, how's yourself x | |||
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"Can I have a porn star martini please x Of course you can, .jow are we today?
Thank you toots, much appreciated.
I'm good thanks, how's yourself x
"I'm.okay I'm just coming off a bubble tea sugar high.
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"Can I have a porn star martini please x Of course you can, .jow are we today?
Thank you toots, much appreciated.
I'm good thanks, how's yourself x
I'm.okay I'm just coming off a bubble tea sugar high.
"Well I'm stuffing myself with chocolate buttons at the moment x | |||
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"Can I have a porn star martini please x Of course you can, .jow are we today?
Thank you toots, much appreciated.
I'm good thanks, how's yourself x
I'm.okay I'm just coming off a bubble tea sugar high.
Well I'm stuffing myself with chocolate buttons at the moment x"Ooooh,may I? | |||
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"Good evening Toots, I'm in the mood for a spiced rum, if I may. Neat. In fact, leave the bottle - not a school night! " Ooh coming right up
And the bottle of course. | |||
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"Good evening Toots, I'm in the mood for a spiced rum, if I may. Neat. In fact, leave the bottle - not a school night! Ooh coming right up
And the bottle of course. "Too kind! | |||
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"Good evening Toots, I'm in the mood for a spiced rum, if I may. Neat. In fact, leave the bottle - not a school night! Ooh coming right up
And the bottle of course.
Too kind! "Always!. | |||
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"Very large pot of heavily caffeinated coffee please. Have long night at work ahead of me." Of course coming right up.
You have a good night yeah?
I'll soon be joining you. | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please toots!" Coming right up.
I do hope you enjoy, sir. | |||
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"Sorry I’m late, just finished work for the night. A nice cold one for me, think I’ve earned it "Go for it man.
I'll get a nice cold one. | |||
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"A nice crisp cider please "Bars yours for the night I'm going bed. | |||
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"A nice crisp cider please
Bars yours for the night I'm going bed. "As in free bar, or I’ve been shoved behind it? Haha night Toots | |||
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"A nice crisp cider please
Bars yours for the night I'm going bed.
As in free bar, or I’ve been shoved behind it? Haha night Toots ".ehh tbh there's barely any customers so do what ever. The bar is self cleaning self refilling magic.
Do whatever. | |||
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"A nice crisp cider please
Bars yours for the night I'm going bed.
As in free bar, or I’ve been shoved behind it? Haha night Toots .ehh tbh there's barely any customers so do what ever.
The bar is self cleaning self refilling magic.
Do whatever."No idea why I pictured iZac from futurama reading that, but hey | |||
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