FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

What’s annoyed you?

Jump to newest
 

By *onkeynut OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

somewhere

I realise I am more irritable than ever lately… but I’ll start.

Someone who asks “are you on fab?” I tell them yes, I am and then they refuse to tell me their username on here. Wtf, don’t be so weird.

Men who lie about their height. As if their amazing personality and good looks are going to make me ignore the fact they lied.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *cottish guy 555Man
3 weeks ago

London

Myself.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he ExcaliburMan
3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

YouTube adverts

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
3 weeks ago

District 13

The distance between myself and some lovely ladies here on fab 😢

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *wiss Army KnifeMan
3 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Nothing annoys me as i am a pretty laid back guy but i hate entitled people, know it all’s, bullies, people without a sense if humour, people who think they’re better than everyone else!!!

I think that’s it but I might pop back later if i remember anything else.

Peace be with you and love one and other ❤️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ornLordMan
3 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Timewasters... here or on other sites.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus

Myself, said to myself last night 4 beers then bed

10 beers and 5 hours sleep later I’m at work

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iscotti32Woman
3 weeks ago

gateshead

I lost my last 25 quid yesterday out of my coat pocket so I’m on rations til next Wednesday. That was annoying.

Then I forgot I had a parents evening. Equally as annoying.

This week can get fucked now coz cba 😂

Also people who use my real name on here yet won’t tell me who they are.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I lost my last 25 quid yesterday out of my coat pocket so I’m on rations til next Wednesday. That was annoying.

Then I forgot I had a parents evening. Equally as annoying.

This week can get fucked now coz cba 😂

Also people who use my real name on here yet won’t tell me who they are. "

Come play tomb raider with me and snacks.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Err bot much but im sure my time will come for annoyance.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone

Having to be a grown up.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r John WickMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental

The cost of decent masking tape. 🤬

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agic.MMan
3 weeks ago

Orpington

Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I have a 1.275cm accuracy tolerance. All prospective partners must submit to an accurate measurement prior to any sexual activity.

Anything more than +/- 1.275cm and the person can't be trusted. There's a 94.78% chance they are cheating on their partner or involved in international drug trafficking cartels.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Heightists irritate me. 😉

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lue Eyed JokerMan
3 weeks ago

Always on the move


"Having to be a grown up. "

This

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

Was mad that laptop froze waiting to get concert tickets, Didn’t refresh and got lucky, got the tickets!! x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏"

Do you get much response when asking what a woman's weight is??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *_elia DominaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Was mad that laptop froze waiting to get concert tickets, Didn’t refresh and got lucky, got the tickets!! x"
whoop whoop

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tephanie63Woman
3 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I am annoyed with myself for not doing any work today...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *weetiepie99Woman
3 weeks ago

cardiff


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏"

I wouldn't tell anyone my weight, none of their business. Nor would I ask theirs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohnjones3210Man
3 weeks ago

Chester

"Real men" annoy me.

Dude, don't be such a pussy. Tell her that if she doesn't decide what she's eating in the next ten seconds that she's having Indian. Then force it through. 💪🏻

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


""Real men" annoy me.

Dude, don't be such a pussy. Tell her that if she doesn't decide what she's eating in the next ten seconds that she's having Indian. Then force it through. 💪🏻"

Normally when I’ve Indian food it forces itself through 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith


"I realise I am more irritable than ever lately… but I’ll start.

Someone who asks “are you on fab?” I tell them yes, I am and then they refuse to tell me their username on here. Wtf, don’t be so weird.

Men who lie about their height. As if their amazing personality and good looks are going to make me ignore the fact they lied. "

Sorry you are far to easily annoyed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

My Own Little World

FFS people a car is meant to get you back and to to where you are going

In one piece preferably

So no need for aggravation on road

Rant over

Back to work

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


""Real men" annoy me.

Dude, don't be such a pussy. Tell her that if she doesn't decide what she's eating in the next ten seconds that she's having Indian. Then force it through. 💪🏻

Normally when I’ve Indian food it forces itself through 🤷🏻‍♂️"

Yeah but is it 'real' Indian food?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arry McKockiner69Man
3 weeks ago

Exeter


"The cost of decent masking tape. 🤬"

It's ridiculous isn't it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohnjones3210Man
3 weeks ago

Chester


""Real men" annoy me.

Dude, don't be such a pussy. Tell her that if she doesn't decide what she's eating in the next ten seconds that she's having Indian. Then force it through. 💪🏻

Normally when I’ve Indian food it forces itself through 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yeah but is it 'real' Indian food?"

I dread to think. I really do... 😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


""Real men" annoy me.

Dude, don't be such a pussy. Tell her that if she doesn't decide what she's eating in the next ten seconds that she's having Indian. Then force it through. 💪🏻

Normally when I’ve Indian food it forces itself through 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yeah but is it 'real' Indian food?"

Half the time the display food in furniture shops would be preferable

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *punk n gushCouple
3 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

Doctors they never give you good news

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ffy.Woman
3 weeks ago

Fife

The person who pilfered the cake another coworker brought in for me, after already having one of their own🥲

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

What annoys us

People who announce they are leaving because this site is shite, then are still here weeks later

Also people who beg for someone to pay their site supporters fees

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


"The person who pilfered the cake another coworker brought in for me, after already having one of their own🥲"

Sounds like a slap is in order

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *wiss Army KnifeMan
3 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Nothing annoys me as i am a pretty laid back guy but i hate entitled people, know it all’s, bullies, people without a sense if humour, people who think they’re better than everyone else!!!

I think that’s it but I might pop back later if i remember anything else.

Peace be with you and love one and other ❤️"

I just realised people who get easily annoyed, they annoy me too!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Currently my boss. She drains my energy and is actually a nightmare

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ffy.Woman
3 weeks ago

Fife


"The person who pilfered the cake another coworker brought in for me, after already having one of their own🥲

Sounds like a slap is in order "

I’m manifesting a sore stomach for them😌

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

People that have an inability to communicate. It really frustrates me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

I am annoyed because I couldn't find any boots I like 😑

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *neeyedwillieMan
3 weeks ago

Darlington


""Real men" annoy me.

Dude, don't be such a pussy. Tell her that if she doesn't decide what she's eating in the next ten seconds that she's having Indian. Then force it through. 💪🏻"

I gave up asking my wife what she wants for tea years ago.

She gets what she's given if I'm cooking .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


"The person who pilfered the cake another coworker brought in for me, after already having one of their own🥲

Sounds like a slap is in order

I’m manifesting a sore stomach for them😌"

I shall assist using the force!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohnjones3210Man
3 weeks ago

Chester


""Real men" annoy me.

Dude, don't be such a pussy. Tell her that if she doesn't decide what she's eating in the next ten seconds that she's having Indian. Then force it through. 💪🏻

I gave up asking my wife what she wants for tea years ago.

She gets what she's given if I'm cooking . "

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

So you're as fake as they come, like me. Good lad. 😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aptain obviouslyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Lack of singles parties and those that play solo

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ffy.Woman
3 weeks ago

Fife


"The person who pilfered the cake another coworker brought in for me, after already having one of their own🥲

Sounds like a slap is in order

I’m manifesting a sore stomach for them😌

I shall assist using the force! "

Perfect!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohn 66Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm not sure whether I'm annoyed, amazed or just confused, but...

Why would more than half of the people in a country which claims to be civilised, vote for a racist, misogynistic, lying, bully and convicted felon.

I just despair about the world sometimes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hoirCouple
3 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm laidback but also irritated over certain things. They change all the time though.

C

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


"The person who pilfered the cake another coworker brought in for me, after already having one of their own🥲

Sounds like a slap is in order

I’m manifesting a sore stomach for them😌

I shall assist using the force!

Perfect! "

And replace the cake with a chocolate orange

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts

What’s annoyed you today Glow?

[sighs and opens a new Google search window]

Shall we begin alphabetically?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London

Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ffy.Woman
3 weeks ago

Fife


"The person who pilfered the cake another coworker brought in for me, after already having one of their own🥲

Sounds like a slap is in order

I’m manifesting a sore stomach for them😌

I shall assist using the force!

Perfect!

And replace the cake with a chocolate orange "

I will kiss you!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


"The person who pilfered the cake another coworker brought in for me, after already having one of their own🥲

Sounds like a slap is in order

I’m manifesting a sore stomach for them😌

I shall assist using the force!

Perfect!

And replace the cake with a chocolate orange

I will kiss you! "

Make that alllll the chocolate oranges then! 👀

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

"

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies "

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ozzybear1981Man
3 weeks ago

preston

Many lie but the fact that they will get caught out doesn’t seem to deter them to do it.

There’s some odd folk on here that feel that what they say won’t get found out 🙄

The best way is to call people out if there’s even the slightest doubt.

They’ll either give reassurance or you’ll know and get rid 😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Someone 490 miles away by road, yes, I was surprised someone could be so far away, asking if I fancied going to theirs so they could fuck my tits.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ozzybear1981Man
3 weeks ago

preston

It’s about being true to yourself also, if someone is honest and there’s that connection then roll with it.

If someone is dishonest then get rid.

Life is supposed to be fun, exciting and filled with laughter and adrenaline…. We’re here for a good time not a long time 😃

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️ "

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unch XXXMan
3 weeks ago

liverpool

Liverpool fans

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inx000Couple
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Time wasters on here..especially when you get talking to someone and they ask when you are available then when you arrange a date or time to meet you then get ignored or blocked!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

.

I don't get annoyed day to day. Haven't felt actual anger for a couple of months now because life is rather beautiful. The last time was being gaslighted. And the abuse that followed on from the lovebombing. Hate lovebombing, hate being the worst person ever because I don't want to see someone again.

I was mildly irked when I found out a lovely friend was ghosted. And another was messed around twice. These people are brilliant and I don't see why they put up with poor behaviour from mediocrity. That wasn't real anger though, more just an eye roll.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever. "

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inAndTonic21Couple
3 weeks ago

Merseyside

That there are lots of great movies coming out in this month and trying to fit them in to busy work/kid life and getting free time for fab life

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Apple TV on a laptop, you can’t scroll down 😭

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andynecklaceWoman
3 weeks ago

West Brom

Had to pay my phone bill today...I lost it after having it for about 3 months

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ake_or_deathMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Myself, mostly.

Other than that - entitled people who think they're above others and treat them badly. The kind of people who are rude to the serving staff in restaurants.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ozzybear1981Man
3 weeks ago

preston

Ending something with someone and the fact that they cannot comprehend that and feel the need to develop a childish and immature nature is sad.

It’s a feel sorry for that person moment, that they have finally been recognised for who they actually are.

And for who they are and aren’t willing to play their games anymore is an inspiring feeling.

We don’t need people like this that act all innocent yet portray a different personality in private.

Those people need support on a greater level, and I’m sure they will receive that with a little self acknowledgment.

For the rest of us who are flourishing and embracing what has come into our lives that makes us smile every day…. The memories we are making and the ones that are to come… embrace those ❤️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irlWithTheHazelEyesWoman
3 weeks ago

Central Belt

Today, my FB for being too busy to see me. But also myself for getting my hopes up.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBlackedCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

The fact that another user felt the need to "call me out" and mention my job.

Not sure what they were expecting to gain tbh.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ozzybear1981Man
3 weeks ago

preston


"The fact that another user felt the need to "call me out" and mention my job.

Not sure what they were expecting to gain tbh."

Oh that’s horrible 😔

People play games that they think will benefit them though but we rise above those games.

And we embrace life and all it has to offer ❤️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orthern_knobberMan
3 weeks ago

manchester


"The fact that another user felt the need to "call me out" and mention my job.

Not sure what they were expecting to gain tbh."

Unless you’re a nun…. Who gives a fuck? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orthern_knobberMan
3 weeks ago

manchester


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

"

I wouldn’t want to meet a woman who looks like a gym fit guy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land

My mobile phone provider.

2.5 hours wasted on a Livechat which still hasn't resolved the issue due to a technical glitch their end 🤬 fucking hate technology some times!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Heightists irritate me. 😉"

·

Oh, and the Fåb Curse™ really irritates me. We are no longer on speaking terms. 😿

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'm on the way back home and the guy at the back is eating crisps with his with mouth open...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ronmant16Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

My car breaking down on way to work at 5.15 am

Can I have an ahhhhh from any sexy ladies??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Superglue not supergluing.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBlackedCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"The fact that another user felt the need to "call me out" and mention my job.

Not sure what they were expecting to gain tbh.

Unless you’re a nun…. Who gives a fuck? 🤷🏻‍♂️"

I would have thought the answer is obvious...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orthern_knobberMan
3 weeks ago

manchester


"The fact that another user felt the need to "call me out" and mention my job.

Not sure what they were expecting to gain tbh.

Unless you’re a nun…. Who gives a fuck? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I would have thought the answer is obvious..."

That you ARE a nun?

Good for you.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *idssissyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Way too early for Xmas ads

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *onkeynut OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

somewhere

People getting annoyed at other people having preferences.

Also, British airways taking an age to refund me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

"

I didn't realise we had to meet mirror images of ourselves....I really don't want to meet a man with boobs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

People trying to ruin other peoples reputations.....

Liars!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aven.Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Short men annoy me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agic.MMan
3 weeks ago

Orpington


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

"

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ell GwynnWoman
3 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔"

Obviously, you're top of the food chain.

I, on the other hand, am only permitted to meet men who are untoned, 5'2" tall, have grey hair, and a vagina.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

The scan department who tried to phone my husband for consent to perform a scan because someone ticked a box to say I lacked capacity.

You really couldn't make it up 😡

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
3 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m just happy my gorgeous muscular gym fit guy is a fan of dropped lasagnes!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohnjones3210Man
3 weeks ago

Chester


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

"

I see what you mean. When some women are looking for gym-fit guys but they themselves ate too many pies last Christmas. It does come across as a bit hypocritical.

Sometimes you see stuff like "I only want massive cocks", "I want great looking men only", etc... but when you look at her pics, you're like "Eeeeeeee, not for me.". It's not a dig at having preferences.

The reality is though that fab ladies exert a lot of pulling power on here due to their massive demand and poor supply. So they can legitimately ask for anything they want on here, and get it.

The chances are that out of the thousands of (let's say 'keen') men, they will find someone who both qualifies and who will oblige.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ay W. BeauWoman
3 weeks ago

Wolvo

What annoys me is that its one rule for one and another for everyone else. When people want something from you, you're ‘supposed’ to be all singing, all dancing. When you need the same from them though, bollox to ye. Grrrrrr

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *all me missWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales


"Having to be a grown up. "

Yeah all of a sudden i don’t want to be a grown up either lol it would be nice to have a lovely holiday and someone else deal with everything.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *all me missWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales


"I'm on the way back home and the guy at the back is eating crisps with his with mouth open..."

I feel for you ….that’s totally not needed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

"

I tend to attract muscular, fit guys. Should I tell them to stop being hypocrites?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'm on the way back home and the guy at the back is eating crisps with his with mouth open...

I feel for you ….that’s totally not needed "

I mean i was ok with it but then he decided to bring out a 2nd and 3rd bag

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

My right foot is aching

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Me. I’ve lost the wee doofer for tv and haven’t a clue where it is

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔"

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
3 weeks ago

longeaton,

It always annoys me when people don't reply on here.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *all me missWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales


"I'm on the way back home and the guy at the back is eating crisps with his with mouth open...

I feel for you ….that’s totally not needed

I mean i was ok with it but then he decided to bring out a 2nd and 3rd bag "

That’s very painful

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'm on the way back home and the guy at the back is eating crisps with his with mouth open...

I feel for you ….that’s totally not needed

I mean i was ok with it but then he decided to bring out a 2nd and 3rd bag

That’s very painful "

God I sound I like such a complainer but when you here the lips smacking it's just I dunno..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ornucopiaMan
3 weeks ago

Bexley


"Superglue not supergluing. "

It's only good for glueing fingers, nothing else.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Bus drivers that don't stop when you've rung the bell in plenty of time and are stood by the doors and the ones that drive past the bus stop even you've stuck your hand out to flag it down. Gives me the bus rage

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Bus drivers that don't stop when you've rung the bell in plenty of time and are stood by the doors and the ones that drive past the bus stop even you've stuck your hand out to flag it down. Gives me the bus rage"

That actually happened to me on the way back from derby, twice in a minute!!

Wowowowoowowowoqoq

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"The cost of decent masking tape. 🤬

It's ridiculous isn't it?"

Even expensive stuff lets paint bleed under the edge and will it pull in long lengths without tearing?

Will it fuck 🤬

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Superglue not supergluing.

It's only good for glueing fingers, nothing else."

Even that peeled of pretty easily.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

My stupid ass body 😖

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

"

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

I see what you mean. When some women are looking for gym-fit guys but they themselves ate too many pies last Christmas. It does come across as a bit hypocritical.

Sometimes you see stuff like "I only want massive cocks", "I want great looking men only", etc... but when you look at her pics, you're like "Eeeeeeee, not for me.". It's not a dig at having preferences.

The reality is though that fab ladies exert a lot of pulling power on here due to their massive demand and poor supply. So they can legitimately ask for anything they want on here, and get it.

The chances are that out of the thousands of (let's say 'keen') men, they will find someone who both qualifies and who will oblige."

Thank you 🙏

It’s not remotely a dig at preferences.

I wouldn’t meet someone who states it on their profile because I can’t stand a hypocrite.

I won’t compromise on my principles just to get my leg over.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop. "

You haven’t remotely grasped what I said

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *all me missWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales


"I'm on the way back home and the guy at the back is eating crisps with his with mouth open...

I feel for you ….that’s totally not needed

I mean i was ok with it but then he decided to bring out a 2nd and 3rd bag

That’s very painful

God I sound I like such a complainer but when you here the lips smacking it's just I dunno.."

I don’t like it either so totally understand what you’re saying

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

"

Well shit. I looked like a dropped AND kicked lasagna, but I like (not exclusively) "gym fit" men. But also slim men. And not-so-slim men. And chunky men.

But only ones that want dropped lasagnas. Lactose free ones

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop.

You haven’t remotely grasped what I said "

You said it was hypocritical for a "dropped lasagne" woman is looking for muscular men. Oh, perhaps they are slim women with dropped lasagne labia, but it's still not hypocritical. It's not like they're asking for beautiful penises is it. Anyhow, muscular men may like those kind of labia.

If I'm not grasping what you're saying can you dumb it down a bit please.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tr8MrEMan
3 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Self loving people who presume they are better than anyone in there surroundings and get off generally by being utter cunts just to belittle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ber7Man
3 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

Christmas adverts on television already!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

Well shit. I looked like a dropped AND kicked lasagna, but I like (not exclusively) "gym fit" men. But also slim men. And not-so-slim men. And chunky men.

But only ones that want dropped lasagnas. Lactose free ones "

No, you don’t.

I find myself having been attracted to women with curves, slim women, big boobs, small boobs, short women, tall women, long hair, short hair, no hair.

But I don’t like lasagne. It’s just a weird meat cake. I don’t get it. Dealbreaker I’m afraid.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop.

You haven’t remotely grasped what I said

You said it was hypocritical for a "dropped lasagne" woman is looking for muscular men. Oh, perhaps they are slim women with dropped lasagne labia, but it's still not hypocritical. It's not like they're asking for beautiful penises is it. Anyhow, muscular men may like those kind of labia.

If I'm not grasping what you're saying can you dumb it down a bit please.

"

Ummmm, what?!? 😂

This isn’t anything to do with labia.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r John WickMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental

Twonks that sit on stationary traffic with their foot on the brake pedal, and consequently…….burning my retinas out with their stupid super bright laser like led lighting. 🤬

The handbrake is there for a fuckin reason!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop.

You haven’t remotely grasped what I said

You said it was hypocritical for a "dropped lasagne" woman is looking for muscular men. Oh, perhaps they are slim women with dropped lasagne labia, but it's still not hypocritical. It's not like they're asking for beautiful penises is it. Anyhow, muscular men may like those kind of labia.

If I'm not grasping what you're saying can you dumb it down a bit please.

Ummmm, what?!? 😂

This isn’t anything to do with labia. "

So I'm confusing a dropped lasagne with a punched lasagne?

What's a dropped lasagne then?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
3 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏

Do you get much response when asking what a woman's weight is?? "

AHAHAHAHA

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enelope2UWoman
3 weeks ago

Fife


"YouTube adverts "

YouTube premium problem solved.. I couldn't go back..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enelope2UWoman
3 weeks ago

Fife


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏

Do you get much response when asking what a woman's weight is??

AHAHAHAHA "

42DD

225lbs yup real chunky ass weight

5ft 5 real height

38 waist

46 bust

48 ass

43

0 kids

0 STDs

Zero fucks given about any numbers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
3 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

Well shit. I looked like a dropped AND kicked lasagna, but I like (not exclusively) "gym fit" men. But also slim men. And not-so-slim men. And chunky men.

But only ones that want dropped lasagnas. Lactose free ones

No, you don’t.

I find myself having been attracted to women with curves, slim women, big boobs, small boobs, short women, tall women, long hair, short hair, no hair.

But I don’t like lasagne. It’s just a weird meat cake. I don’t get it. Dealbreaker I’m afraid. "

Well thank god I like lasagna

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop.

You haven’t remotely grasped what I said

You said it was hypocritical for a "dropped lasagne" woman is looking for muscular men. Oh, perhaps they are slim women with dropped lasagne labia, but it's still not hypocritical. It's not like they're asking for beautiful penises is it. Anyhow, muscular men may like those kind of labia.

If I'm not grasping what you're saying can you dumb it down a bit please.

Ummmm, what?!? 😂

This isn’t anything to do with labia.

So I'm confusing a dropped lasagne with a punched lasagne?

What's a dropped lasagne then?"

Dropped lasagne is a Frankie Boyle reference. It’s a comment he made about himself. His lifestyle of drinking too much booze, eating all the wrong things and not doing any exercise led him to looking like a dropped lasagne.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
3 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏

Do you get much response when asking what a woman's weight is??

AHAHAHAHA

42DD

225lbs yup real chunky ass weight

5ft 5 real height

38 waist

46 bust

48 ass

43

0 kids

0 STDs

Zero fucks given about any numbers

"

I think what annoys me most is when men assume I care about their height or shit, I couldn't give a fuck what you look like I'm just here for a nice time with nice people

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

What's annoying me is being patronised and talked down to by people on fab because I'm younger than they or and because I have opinions

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enelope2UWoman
3 weeks ago

Fife


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏

Do you get much response when asking what a woman's weight is??

AHAHAHAHA

42DD

225lbs yup real chunky ass weight

5ft 5 real height

38 waist

46 bust

48 ass

43

0 kids

0 STDs

Zero fucks given about any numbers

I think what annoys me most is when men assume I care about their height or shit, I couldn't give a fuck what you look like I'm just here for a nice time with nice people"

Me too.. it's too dangerous if times to lie..no need for it I'm not a child or teenager I know my words I know myself. I'm not a virgin and I'm not a door knob where everyone gets a turn..I'm happily in between.. I prefer to meet some at my level or wanting to enjoy the ride.. preferably often!! I hate sex withdrawals symptoms

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
3 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏

Do you get much response when asking what a woman's weight is??

AHAHAHAHA

42DD

225lbs yup real chunky ass weight

5ft 5 real height

38 waist

46 bust

48 ass

43

0 kids

0 STDs

Zero fucks given about any numbers

I think what annoys me most is when men assume I care about their height or shit, I couldn't give a fuck what you look like I'm just here for a nice time with nice people

Me too.. it's too dangerous if times to lie..no need for it I'm not a child or teenager I know my words I know myself. I'm not a virgin and I'm not a door knob where everyone gets a turn..I'm happily in between.. I prefer to meet some at my level or wanting to enjoy the ride.. preferably often!! I hate sex withdrawals symptoms "

I hear that! Huge sorry for the unsolicited comment but your profile really reflects that mindset, it's awesome

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Women when they do that silly pose, one leg straight and the other bent foot on tiptoe, usually involves them taking themselves far too seriously.

Fucking Facebook

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Women when they do that silly pose, one leg straight and the other bent foot on tiptoe, usually involves them taking themselves far too seriously.

Fucking Facebook "

What like a flamingo ?? 🤣🤣

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agic.MMan
3 weeks ago

Orpington


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏

Do you get much response when asking what a woman's weight is?? "

I only ask about their weight when they ask about my height...and yes there's always a response 👀

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop.

You haven’t remotely grasped what I said

You said it was hypocritical for a "dropped lasagne" woman is looking for muscular men. Oh, perhaps they are slim women with dropped lasagne labia, but it's still not hypocritical. It's not like they're asking for beautiful penises is it. Anyhow, muscular men may like those kind of labia.

If I'm not grasping what you're saying can you dumb it down a bit please.

Ummmm, what?!? 😂

This isn’t anything to do with labia.

So I'm confusing a dropped lasagne with a punched lasagne?

What's a dropped lasagne then?

Dropped lasagne is a Frankie Boyle reference. It’s a comment he made about himself. His lifestyle of drinking too much booze, eating all the wrong things and not doing any exercise led him to looking like a dropped lasagne.

"

Oh. I don't watch Frankie Boyle.

I like lasagne very much though 🙃

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Women obsessed with a man's height...oh and women that lie about their weight 😏

Do you get much response when asking what a woman's weight is??

I only ask about their weight when they ask about my height...and yes there's always a response 👀"

Do you assume they are going to reject you when you tell them your height?

I like the whole visual of a man when I'm imagining him in bed, so I ask a man's height.

If he asked my weight I'd assume he wants to know if he needs to pump some more iron, to be able to lift me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Can’t tolerate cheese anymore

Think it’s age thing

Do like Brussels sprouts though

Maybe a kebab

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *layfulguy123Man
3 weeks ago

strat


"I realise I am more irritable than ever lately… but I’ll start.

Someone who asks “are you on fab?” I tell them yes, I am and then they refuse to tell me their username on here. Wtf, don’t be so weird.

Men who lie about their height. As if their amazing personality and good looks are going to make me ignore the fact they lied. "

I dicovered a guy from work on here

Saw profile recognised a tattoo

Said hey it’s me asked for my profile and then blocked it haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop.

You haven’t remotely grasped what I said

You said it was hypocritical for a "dropped lasagne" woman is looking for muscular men. Oh, perhaps they are slim women with dropped lasagne labia, but it's still not hypocritical. It's not like they're asking for beautiful penises is it. Anyhow, muscular men may like those kind of labia.

If I'm not grasping what you're saying can you dumb it down a bit please.

Ummmm, what?!? 😂

This isn’t anything to do with labia.

So I'm confusing a dropped lasagne with a punched lasagne?

What's a dropped lasagne then?

Dropped lasagne is a Frankie Boyle reference. It’s a comment he made about himself. His lifestyle of drinking too much booze, eating all the wrong things and not doing any exercise led him to looking like a dropped lasagne.

Oh. I don't watch Frankie Boyle.

I like lasagne very much though 🙃"

I’m pleased we no longer have our wires crossed. Even if it was hilarious.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfleetMaleMan
3 weeks ago

Hadleigh

People who are within 5 miles of my location but are on the outherside of the Thames Estuary. They might be 2 miles away but it's a 2 hour drive

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *xFoxyStoatxxWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

"

So when a gym fit guy states he wants to meet women with certain body types it's just a preference, but when a "dropped lasagna" states they want to meet a gym fit guy it's hypocrisy?

Now that's some double standards!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

So when a gym fit guy states he wants to meet women with certain body types it's just a preference, but when a "dropped lasagna" states they want to meet a gym fit guy it's hypocrisy?

Now that's some double standards!"

I’ve literally explained this multiple times now and I can’t understand how people aren’t getting it.

Out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

No contact

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"No contact "

Awww

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Dating apps. The way you're expected to pour money into it to use any of the useful features is exploitative and annoying

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *sian FlowerWoman
3 weeks ago

Sin City X

What annoys me is bad manners no etiquette and people who blatantly lie about their age as if shaving 20years off won’t be noticeable, laughable. I also do not like having demands put on me just because I’m on fab doesn’t mean I’m here to fulfil any deviant desires some may have, I promptly block these morons! Rant over lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

Well shit. I looked like a dropped AND kicked lasagna, but I like (not exclusively) "gym fit" men. But also slim men. And not-so-slim men. And chunky men.

But only ones that want dropped lasagnas. Lactose free ones

No, you don’t.

I find myself having been attracted to women with curves, slim women, big boobs, small boobs, short women, tall women, long hair, short hair, no hair.

But I don’t like lasagne. It’s just a weird meat cake. I don’t get it. Dealbreaker I’m afraid. "

Thank you for what I'm taking as a compliment, that I don't actually look like a drop kicked lasagna. Right now, I'm not at my best, I'll be truthful

I like lasagna (lactose free) but it does not like me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

Getting messages saying meet now when they're 200+ miles away. Yeah let me just hop into my private jet and I will be with you in 10 minutes.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 07/11/24 22:01:04]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oo..Woman
3 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Twonks that sit on stationary traffic with their foot on the brake pedal, and consequently…….burning my retinas out with their stupid super bright laser like led lighting. 🤬

The handbrake is there for a fuckin reason! "

You do realise on any modern or newish cars that have an auto brake, the brake lights go on automatically and there is fuck all the driver can do about laser led red lights in your face? The drivers foot isn't on the brake pedal and the handbrake is also automatic so we don't have an actual handbrake to pull up!

Poxy cars 🤭🤣

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oo..Woman
3 weeks ago

Boo's World

What's literally just annoyed me, is the same old bollocks you get sent when you don't reply to messages on here.

"Is it because I'm (insert race)"?

No, it's not, I just can't be arsed to reply to you,simple as that.

Why should I have too? 😡

Gets right on my tits 🙄

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ornucopiaMan
3 weeks ago

Bexley


"Twonks that sit on stationary traffic with their foot on the brake pedal, and consequently…….burning my retinas out with their stupid super bright laser like led lighting. 🤬

The handbrake is there for a fuckin reason!

You do realise on any modern or newish cars that have an auto brake, the brake lights go on automatically and there is fuck all the driver can do about laser led red lights in your face? The drivers foot isn't on the brake pedal and the handbrake is also automatic so we don't have an actual handbrake to pull up!

Poxy cars 🤭🤣"

Sadly, handbrakes are becoming a thing of the past.

Apparently it is getting too complicated to run a simple cable from a lever between the front seats.

A change which could make allthe difference to saving the lives of other people in the car should the driver become incapacitated or worse.

I have considerable respect for Honda engineering but certainly not for the stupid foot operated ratchet motion parking brake fitted to mine.

Also potentially unhelpful to passengers, or even passers by trying to halt a runaway car have got to be the electronic variants becoming the norm.

I wish a few more car designers were as prescient as I am!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

That's because you think gym fit people are something special and anyone who isn't doesn't deserve them. Which is codswallop.

You haven’t remotely grasped what I said

You said it was hypocritical for a "dropped lasagne" woman is looking for muscular men. Oh, perhaps they are slim women with dropped lasagne labia, but it's still not hypocritical. It's not like they're asking for beautiful penises is it. Anyhow, muscular men may like those kind of labia.

If I'm not grasping what you're saying can you dumb it down a bit please.

Ummmm, what?!? 😂

This isn’t anything to do with labia.

So I'm confusing a dropped lasagne with a punched lasagne?

What's a dropped lasagne then?

Dropped lasagne is a Frankie Boyle reference. It’s a comment he made about himself. His lifestyle of drinking too much booze, eating all the wrong things and not doing any exercise led him to looking like a dropped lasagne.

Oh. I don't watch Frankie Boyle.

I like lasagne very much though 🙃

I’m pleased we no longer have our wires crossed. Even if it was hilarious.

"

I just saw lasagne and went all Homer Simpson.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oo..Woman
3 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Twonks that sit on stationary traffic with their foot on the brake pedal, and consequently…….burning my retinas out with their stupid super bright laser like led lighting. 🤬

The handbrake is there for a fuckin reason!

You do realise on any modern or newish cars that have an auto brake, the brake lights go on automatically and there is fuck all the driver can do about laser led red lights in your face? The drivers foot isn't on the brake pedal and the handbrake is also automatic so we don't have an actual handbrake to pull up!

Poxy cars 🤭🤣

Sadly, handbrakes are becoming a thing of the past.

Apparently it is getting too complicated to run a simple cable from a lever between the front seats.

A change which could make allthe difference to saving the lives of other people in the car should the driver become incapacitated or worse.

I have considerable respect for Honda engineering but certainly not for the stupid foot operated ratchet motion parking brake fitted to mine.

Also potentially unhelpful to passengers, or even passers by trying to halt a runaway car have got to be the electronic variants becoming the norm.

I wish a few more car designers were as prescient as I am!"

A lot of cars already have the impact/collision warning in them when they have newer technology.

The car will start breaking heavily if it sees something that the driver isn't reacting to fast enough.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *punk n gushCouple
3 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

What no clechet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohnjones3210Man
3 weeks ago

Chester


"Double standards.

There’s a lot of people looking for muscular ripped guys only and they look like a dropped lasagne.

in other words:

Stick to your own kind fuglies

Or don’t be a hypocrite 🤷‍♂️

I'm failing to see the hypocrisy really. But whatever.

The hypocrisy is you are saying you will only meet someone who looks a certain way when you don’t look like it.

✋ I have a question...if I as a gym fit guy want to meet only slim women or only curvy women or only mombods women, does that make me a hypocrite? Or is me being a gym fit guy mean I am on top of the "food chain" and I can pick and choose what ever my preference desires ? 🤔

If you’re only asking for someone who is Gym fit and you won’t meet anyone that isn’t that but you yourself are none of those things, that’s hypocrisy.

You’re setting a standard for others that you don’t have for yourself. It might not bother you and that’s ok. But it annoys me and that’s what this thread is asking.

As for the second part of your question I don’t think of this as a “food chain”. You stated preferences. That is different because you’re not immediately writing off anyone and everyone. They’re just things that you’re typically attracted to.

So when a gym fit guy states he wants to meet women with certain body types it's just a preference, but when a "dropped lasagna" states they want to meet a gym fit guy it's hypocrisy?

Now that's some double standards!

I’ve literally explained this multiple times now and I can’t understand how people aren’t getting it.

Out "

I've explained it also. It's not a difficult concept to understand and I feel the same way as you.

I'll go to hell with you my friend. You're buying the drinks though...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohnjones3210Man
3 weeks ago

Chester


"Twonks that sit on stationary traffic with their foot on the brake pedal, and consequently…….burning my retinas out with their stupid super bright laser like led lighting. 🤬

The handbrake is there for a fuckin reason!

You do realise on any modern or newish cars that have an auto brake, the brake lights go on automatically and there is fuck all the driver can do about laser led red lights in your face? The drivers foot isn't on the brake pedal and the handbrake is also automatic so we don't have an actual handbrake to pull up!

Poxy cars 🤭🤣

Sadly, handbrakes are becoming a thing of the past.

Apparently it is getting too complicated to run a simple cable from a lever between the front seats.

A change which could make allthe difference to saving the lives of other people in the car should the driver become incapacitated or worse.

I have considerable respect for Honda engineering but certainly not for the stupid foot operated ratchet motion parking brake fitted to mine.

Also potentially unhelpful to passengers, or even passers by trying to halt a runaway car have got to be the electronic variants becoming the norm.

I wish a few more car designers were as prescient as I am!

A lot of cars already have the impact/collision warning in them when they have newer technology.

The car will start breaking heavily if it sees something that the driver isn't reacting to fast enough.

"

My dad had a Renault Laguna once. It had an automatic handbrake. It was quite possibly the stupidest idea I've ever seen.

Basically, it was a cable on a servo/relay/actuator circuit. So, if you have any battery problems, guess what?! Your car is either permanently stuck where it is, or permanently rolling. What's worse is that the mechanism had a nasty habit of binding.

My dad quite rightfully said to me one time furiously; "what's wrong with simply pulling a lever like we do on any other car?"

😂😂😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ighly SexedMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough

Most things, think I’m entering the grumpy old man age bracket…

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tsJustKateWoman
3 weeks ago

London

Guys that don't understand the meaning of LOCAL!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *viatrixWoman
3 weeks ago

Redhill

People.

OMG PEOPLE.

*throbbing head* and an 8 hr time difference 😭😭😭😭

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tealthbomber2024Man
3 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

The fact that America will now change forever to a darker version, particularly if you're female and/or poor. Still, nothing new is it, just look at the other countries and their descents'

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *haiababeWoman
3 weeks ago

North devon

People who gossip and spread rumours. Worry about your own life FFS.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top