FabSwingers.com forum: I’m going to have sex on the weekend. Top tips?

By (user no longer on site) OP
28 weeks ago

WRONG ANSWERS WELCOME.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
28 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

No tips. Full shaft please 💜

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
28 weeks ago

East Sussex

Eat plenty of garlic and ignore your partner right up until it's time for action. Immediately afterwards slap them on the bum, say "cor I needed that" roll out of bed or wherever and put sport on the telly while shouting "make us a cup of tea I'm parched"

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By *ildTimes.Man
28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Go straight to anal!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"Go straight to anal! "

And go in dry

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By *eliWoman
28 weeks ago

Publish the live commentary of it on the forums as it's happening. It didn't actually happen otherwise.

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By *ags73Man
28 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Go straight to anal!

And go in dry"

Saying ‘you’ve only gorn an blown the bloody doors off’ like Michael Caine

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Make sure she is asleep first 😁

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By *enk15Man
28 weeks ago

Evesham

Leave your socks on, and ideally a fedora.

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By *otsossieMan
28 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"Go straight to anal!

And go in dry"

Works best with a girthy cock.

If it’s not going in then just push harder.

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By *aramel.desiresMan
28 weeks ago

Addlestone

Make sure you leave a good tip and review.

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By *aughtystaffs60Couple
28 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Have a wank instead

Go on....... You know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Wake up!!!!

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By *layfullsamMan
28 weeks ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

You should probably stop showering now, let it marinate a while. Women love that shit.

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By *ildTimes.Man
28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Go straight to anal!

And go in dry"

True....Can't believe I forget the most important part!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
28 weeks ago

"Publish the live commentary of it on the forums as it's happening. It didn't actually happen otherwise."
watch the stream in directing room 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
28 weeks ago

"Go straight to anal!

And go in dry"
It’ll be wet. I am sexy. Just happens

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Dip it in bleach before you go in.

Give yourself a pat on the back and say ‘well done’ after you’ve blown ya beans up it.

Ask her if it was good, and did she cum.

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By *imply_SensualMan
28 weeks ago

Widnes

Put that question to ChatGPT and then show her how innovative you are by showing her the response before following the AI advice word for word.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Central

Be the pillow princess you've always wanted to be

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By *cott14Man
28 weeks ago

Essex

Don’t do it , it’s a trap

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t forget they love and a,b,c on the ode clit with your tongue.

The mr

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By *oofy321Man
28 weeks ago

moon base zero

Dont pay the full amount...thats how you make a hormone

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
28 weeks ago

louth

Tell her you are amazing at oral and do it for hours then go down on her half arse it for about 2 minutes then give up

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By *rHotNottsMan
28 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

When you get it in, don’t just leave it there, jiggle it about a bit , apparently women like it 🤷‍♂️

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By *ildTimes.Man
28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"When you get it in, don’t just leave it there, jiggle it about a bit , apparently women like it 🤷‍♂️"

Do you have to put the balls in?....

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By *tticusukMan
28 weeks ago

Formby

"WRONG ANSWERS WELCOME. "

But the balls in

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
28 weeks ago

Ipswich

Only pay half on arrival

Wipe on curtains on way out

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Take some Viagra too

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By *ee69Man
28 weeks ago

glasgow

Set up the ironing and that in front of the tv , take her from the back and she can multi task

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By *udy3Man
28 weeks ago

Corby

"WRONG ANSWERS WELCOME.

But the balls in "

And someone else’s too

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Put a toe inside but don't cut or file your nails

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By *odgerMooreMan
28 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

Ensure that your partner is behind the protective screen in a soundproofing booth in a full body condom #safe2024

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

Don't shower for a couple of days.

Women (assuming it's a woman) love the natural smell of an unwashed man.

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

"Put a toe inside but don't cut or file your nails"

You've done that, haven't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Get d*unk and vomit on her floor because passing out as you give her a vomit flavoured kiss

Second date will be guaranteed 👍

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

As you're pumping away whisper to yourself, so she can hear it,the pussy is good on this one.

Then turn her over and as you're banging away from behind say out loud, oh we are definitely fucking again!

This may be a true story.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"As you're pumping away whisper to yourself, so she can hear it,the pussy is good on this one.

Then turn her over and as you're banging away from behind say out loud, oh we are definitely fucking again!

This may be a true story.

Oh god Nanna 🫣😂

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By *ags73Man
28 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Ask if she’s into foreplay and when her mum and sister are joining you.

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By *layfullsamMan
28 weeks ago

Solihull

Use your weakest hand to wa.k, wear a marigold glove and talk to yourself in a fake foreign accent it’ll be like you’re having sex with an exotic foreigner

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By *tr8MrEMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Neer let her enjoy herself too much, and keep the pickle in the jar

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
28 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

No kissing.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ustaboutrightMan
28 weeks ago

Hereford

Don't forget to give it a quick wipe on the curtains before leaving.

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By *ags73Man
28 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

All about timing and if she’s not expecting the thumb, all the better.

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By *vonne5exMan
28 weeks ago

Doncaster

Lube up

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By *eronikapaulCouple
28 weeks ago

Reading

First choose your victim....

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Lights off, tops on, no talking.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West

"Leave your socks on, and ideally a fedora."

Leave the lucky JAM socks on, Pickle 🇯🇲

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West

Don't moisturise. Anything. Apart from the ends of your moustache with Vaseline.

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