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Volume switches on women’s necks.

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By *07 Doris OP   Man
over a year ago

london

I am lobbying the Torys to make it mandatory if they get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An on off switch would be nice too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry wasn't we talking loud enough???? can soon remedy that then girls unite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to buy a gag for my ex a while ago .. couldn't get one to fit , all too small ..

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By *07 Doris OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"An on off switch would be nice too xx "

Actualy a fully functional remote control with a mute feature! Bliss.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"An on off switch would be nice too xx

Actualy a fully functional remote control with a mute feature! Bliss."

Is that so they can't run off and no one will hear their cries of "Help, let me out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Id like a pump attached to mens cocks so you could pump them up as big as they tell you they are

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By *07 Doris OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Id like a pump attached to mens cocks so you could pump them up as big as they tell you they are "

Bigger, bolder and exocet packing here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry wasn't we talking loud enough???? can soon remedy that then girls unite "

Unite lol you lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Id like a pump attached to mens cocks so you could pump them up as big as they tell you they are "

That could be dangerous. Their brain function is already limited… the diversion of blood could put them in a coma…. not that you’d notice

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Id like a pump attached to mens cocks so you could pump them up as big as they tell you they are

Bigger, bolder and exocet packing here. "

I can't remember a time I saw an exocet go whizzing past in gold lame

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way "

How many original ideas do you really expect them to have... come on, get real!

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By *07 Doris OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Id like a pump attached to mens cocks so you could pump them up as big as they tell you they are

Bigger, bolder and exocet packing here.

I can't remember a time I saw an exocet go whizzing past in gold lame "

The gold is bold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way

How many original ideas do you really expect them to have... come on, get real! "

oh yeah good idea, shall we put a switch on the back of a mans head that allows them to use their brain and cock at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way

How many original ideas do you really expect them to have... come on, get real!

oh yeah good idea, shall we put a switch on the back of a mans head that allows them to use their brain and cock at the same time "

Oi we only have enough blood ta use on at a time ya know xx

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By *07 Doris OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way

How many original ideas do you really expect them to have... come on, get real!

oh yeah good idea, shall we put a switch on the back of a mans head that allows them to use their brain and cock at the same time "

You mean about as original as a woman's "cock size" supposed insult LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way

How many original ideas do you really expect them to have... come on, get real!

oh yeah good idea, shall we put a switch on the back of a mans head that allows them to use their brain and cock at the same time

Oi we only have enough blood ta use on at a time ya know xx "

try viagra, thins the blood, you may have enough to get round both then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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try viagra, thins the blood, you may have enough to get round both then "

Na tried it lol could do with a few extra pints xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way

How many original ideas do you really expect them to have... come on, get real!

oh yeah good idea, shall we put a switch on the back of a mans head that allows them to use their brain and cock at the same time "

Brain function and an erection at the same time! Are you mad! Do you really want to shatter his dreams when he finds out he’s been knobbing a Shih Tzu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way

How many original ideas do you really expect them to have... come on, get real!

oh yeah good idea, shall we put a switch on the back of a mans head that allows them to use their brain and cock at the same time

Brain function and an erection at the same time! Are you mad! Do you really want to shatter his dreams when he finds out he’s been knobbing a Shih Tzu

"

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By *07 Doris OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"is it me or are these take the piss out of women threads getting a bit samey and boring now lol

If your going to take the piss at least doing it in an amusing way

How many original ideas do you really expect them to have... come on, get real!

oh yeah good idea, shall we put a switch on the back of a mans head that allows them to use their brain and cock at the same time

Brain function and an erection at the same time! Are you mad! Do you really want to shatter his dreams when he finds out he’s been knobbing a Shih Tzu

"

Love it when the tone drops

Would never refer to any woman as that. Prefer “oi get in the kitchen and put something in the oven”

Is that all you have got?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

didn't think animal porn was legal

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"You mean about as original as a woman's "cock size" supposed insult LOL "

Hey that was'nt an insult merely an observation

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