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"Wicked Wednesday treats! Can I go a chocolate one please,maybe some Nutella combo 😘" Sure can good choice.
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"Banana please! If you can make it an ice cream milkshake (like McDonald’s) rather than a milk milkshake, I’d be ever so grateful! ☺️ 🥤" Coming right up, I'll make it better then mc Donald's promise. | |||
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"Don't suppose you have a cheeky bottle of whiskey hidden under the counter? Too cold for a milkshake." Oh Just this once. | |||
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Maybe have a cup of delicious coffee please? | |||
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"I don't like milkshake.
Maybe have a cup of delicious coffee please?"Oh you know we have everything, one hot coffee coming up. | |||
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"Strawberry please, Toots 😋" Of course one coming right up! Enjoy. | |||
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"Tequila Rosè witha few shots of Wray & Nephew 😎" I'm not making a habit of serving booze but just one more. Enjoy. | |||
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"Banana please toots" Coming right up! I do hope you enjoy, an excellent choice. | |||
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"Vanilla but really thick and with a double shot of espresso in it. Thank you! " I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes shot of expresso. Salted caramel and expresso is so good. 😋 Coming right up, please enjoy. | |||
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"You're the man, Tootus "I try, I'm pretty dam bored tbh 🤣 | |||
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"Let's bust out the 5 guys flavours and use up the haloween treats, reeses pieces for me please" If its 5 guys there might be a bit of bacon going in your shake 🤢 | |||
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"Let's bust out the 5 guys flavours and use up the haloween treats, reeses pieces for me please" Coming right up, we do everything and I promise it will taste good. Please enjoy. | |||
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"A Sambuca milkshake! Like Ford Fairlane! 😜" Coming right up!! About time someone's having an alcohol themed milkshake.  | |||
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"May I have a salted caramel please kind sir "Of course you can! I do hope you enjoy. | |||
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"May I have a salted caramel please kind sir
Of course you can!
I do hope you enjoy. "I will thank you | |||
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"May I have a salted caramel please kind sir
Of course you can!
I do hope you enjoy.
I will thank you"Np. | |||
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"Can I have an Oreo milkshake please with some broken Oreo pieces to dunk. 😋 " Absolutely coming right up! How are you today? | |||
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"A Sambuca milkshake! Like Ford Fairlane! 😜 Coming right up!! About time someone's having an alcohol themed milkshake. "Outstanding! 😁 | |||
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"A Sambuca milkshake! Like Ford Fairlane! 😜 Coming right up!! About time someone's having an alcohol themed milkshake.
Outstanding! 😁"Absolutely fiendish | |||
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"Come grab a milkshake whatever combo you desire.
"This thread has gone this far. And no-one has asked if your milkshakes will bring the boys to the yard ? I'm disgusted. 🤣 | |||
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"Come grab a milkshake whatever combo you desire.
This thread has gone this far. And no-one has asked if your milkshakes will bring the boys to the yard ?
I'm disgusted.
🤣"Not yet apparently. 🤣 Your more then welcome to though. | |||
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"Come grab a milkshake whatever combo you desire.
This thread has gone this far. And no-one has asked if your milkshakes will bring the boys to the yard ?
I'm disgusted.
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Not yet apparently. 🤣
Your more then welcome to though. "I'll give it a good go, toots. | |||
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"Come grab a milkshake whatever combo you desire.
This thread has gone this far. And no-one has asked if your milkshakes will bring the boys to the yard ?
I'm disgusted.
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Not yet apparently. 🤣
Your more then welcome to though.
I'll give it a good go, toots. "Aw thanks spinster, I know you would. | |||
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"I don't do milkshakes. Every time I have one I get complaints from the neighbours about all the boys in my yard. Can I get a Dr Pepper float instead tooty " Of course you can.
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"Can I have an Oreo milkshake please with some broken Oreo pieces to dunk. 😋 Absolutely coming right up! How are you today?" I’m bloody shattered today. I might pop back later for a warm milk before beddy-byes if you could sort me out with one of those please 🥛 How are things with you mate? | |||
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"Can I have an Oreo milkshake please with some broken Oreo pieces to dunk. 😋 Absolutely coming right up! How are you today? I’m bloody shattered today. I might pop back later for a warm milk before beddy-byes if you could sort me out with one of those please 🥛 How are things with you mate? " I can make you a special nighttime milkshake blend, put you right to sleep. 
I'm ok awaiting my first shift, but it’s around the 19th. | |||
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so instead of you making me one, you can come here, and i'll show you just how delightful my creamy treat is  Px | |||
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"my favourite milkshakes are ones we make at home.. vanilla ice cream, milk, kinder bueno, and chocolate brownie, all whizzed up together
so instead of you making me one, you can come here, and i'll show you just how delightful my creamy treat is Px "You make milkshakes???? So instead of making me one you'll will instead show me a delightful creamy treat. 🤔 Well shit I think toots milkshake parlour is closed the night. | |||
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"Can I have an Oreo milkshake please with some broken Oreo pieces to dunk. 😋 Absolutely coming right up! How are you today? I’m bloody shattered today. I might pop back later for a warm milk before beddy-byes if you could sort me out with one of those please 🥛 How are things with you mate? I can make you a special nighttime milkshake blend, put you right to sleep.
I'm ok awaiting my first shift, but it’s around the 19th."Bit of a bummer having to wait until the 19th but it’ll come around soon enough. You looking forward to it? And yeah a night time shake sounds great. I’ve had my CBD so I’m calm as a Hindu cow just need a little extra to knock me out 😂 | |||
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"Can I have an Oreo milkshake please with some broken Oreo pieces to dunk. 😋 Absolutely coming right up! How are you today? I’m bloody shattered today. I might pop back later for a warm milk before beddy-byes if you could sort me out with one of those please 🥛 How are things with you mate? I can make you a special nighttime milkshake blend, put you right to sleep.
I'm ok awaiting my first shift, but it’s around the 19th.
Bit of a bummer having to wait until the 19th but it’ll come around soon enough. You looking forward to it?
And yeah a night time shake sounds great. I’ve had my CBD so I’m calm as a Hindu cow just need a little extra to knock me out 😂 "I can make you a special cbd milkshake, trust me it will be good. | |||
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"Can I have a vanilla milkshake with a shot of espresso in it please? 😋" Yes Joe! You get it. 🧡 | |||
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"Can I have a vanilla milkshake with a shot of espresso in it please? 😋" 🤔 Very Affogato. I like it. | |||
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"Can I have a vanilla milkshake with a shot of espresso in it please? 😋" of course you can I'm liking these combos. | |||
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"Not sure if it’s still there but top floor of Hamleys used to have a milk shake bar which you could add almost any combination of biscuit or chocolate bar I used to have custard creams, werthers originals and a kinder hippo all mixed in mine " Almost any combination ....and you picked werthers and custard creams!!! 😂😂😂 Live a bit man!!!! | |||
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"Can I have a vanilla milkshake with a shot of espresso in it please? 😋 Yes Joe! You get it. 🧡" Every milkshake need a a shot of expresso in it. One of my favourite combos is a coffee milkshake with a double shot in it.
Called the serious punch. | |||
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"Can I have a vanilla milkshake with a shot of espresso in it please? 😋 Yes Joe! You get it. 🧡" It just works, right? 😍 | |||
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"Not sure if it’s still there but top floor of Hamleys used to have a milk shake bar which you could add almost any combination of biscuit or chocolate bar I used to have custard creams, werthers originals and a kinder hippo all mixed in mine " 
Do you want that?
I do you a good one. | |||
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"Not sure if it’s still there but top floor of Hamleys used to have a milk shake bar which you could add almost any combination of biscuit or chocolate bar I used to have custard creams, werthers originals and a kinder hippo all mixed in mine
Do you want that?
I do you a good one. "Yes please my friend I’d love that | |||
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"Can I have a vanilla milkshake with a shot of espresso in it please? 😋 Yes Joe! You get it. 🧡 It just works, right? 😍" I've never tried one with a shot of espresso in it yet 🙃 | |||
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"Not sure if it’s still there but top floor of Hamleys used to have a milk shake bar which you could add almost any combination of biscuit or chocolate bar I used to have custard creams, werthers originals and a kinder hippo all mixed in mine
Do you want that?
I do you a good one.
Yes please my friend I’d love that "You know it buddy. | |||
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"What are the cool kids drinking? " Vannila with a shot of expresso. | |||
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"One of those then please Sir, before you close down for the night and head off to Quacksplats for your private tasting ...." Ahh stop I can't handle the pressure. 
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"Trump... This is just my limited knowledge opinion and I'm no expect on politics and the ins and out of his policys... Just a monkey builder... BUT!? I think people like/vote for him because... They hear what he says(not all of it) and they relate to him that he says things that the rest of us minions are thinking and they have a voice on real issues rather than the ridiculous nonsense the uk politicians spout constantly... Also he stands up and fights for his country... UK politicians just roll over as they are so weak and let other countrys dictate to us... I know he's a clown.. " So you want a trump milkshake? 🤔 | |||
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"What a muppet.. Wrong post... Hahaha" 🤣 it's all good man | |||
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"Come grab a milkshake whatever combo you desire.
"Chocolate/vanilla and Kuluha | |||
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"Come grab a milkshake whatever combo you desire.
Chocolate/vanilla and Kuluha"Coming right up! You'll love it I'm sure. | |||
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"Reeses peanut butter and chocolate. I converted in 2012 upon visiting a Holy Shrine called Steak and shake on the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia. Accompanied by a delightfully forward young lady, whom chewed tobacco and drove a pickup truck." Coming right up! You'll love it I'm sure. | |||
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"Can I have a Nesquik banana flavoured one please Toots? I haven't had one of those in years! "That sounds fucking nice. 
Coming right up, I'll add abit more special nesquik for you.
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"Reeses peanut butter and chocolate. I converted in 2012 upon visiting a Holy Shrine called Steak and shake on the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia. Accompanied by a delightfully forward young lady, whom chewed tobacco and drove a pickup truck. Coming right up! You'll love it I'm sure. "It's like touching the omega point. | |||
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"Reeses peanut butter and chocolate. I converted in 2012 upon visiting a Holy Shrine called Steak and shake on the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia. Accompanied by a delightfully forward young lady, whom chewed tobacco and drove a pickup truck. Coming right up! You'll love it I'm sure.
It's like touching the omega point."What some people don't realise I can make ANY flavour work.. Any. | |||
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"Reeses peanut butter and chocolate. I converted in 2012 upon visiting a Holy Shrine called Steak and shake on the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia. Accompanied by a delightfully forward young lady, whom chewed tobacco and drove a pickup truck. Coming right up! You'll love it I'm sure.
It's like touching the omega point.
What some people don't realise I can make ANY flavour work..
Any. "Like Harry Potter Jelly beans? Are you the Milkshake Willy Wonka? I can feel my knickers slipping off as we speak! | |||
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"Reeses peanut butter and chocolate. I converted in 2012 upon visiting a Holy Shrine called Steak and shake on the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia. Accompanied by a delightfully forward young lady, whom chewed tobacco and drove a pickup truck. Coming right up! You'll love it I'm sure.
It's like touching the omega point.
What some people don't realise I can make ANY flavour work..
Any.
Like Harry Potter Jelly beans?
Are you the Milkshake Willy Wonka?
I can feel my knickers slipping off as we speak! "I just have access to a mulitverse of ingredients. .
That all you need to know. | |||
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"can I have one of those large 9 inch milkshakes pls, chocolate..... "Yes one large chocolate. Milkshake coming right up. | |||
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"can I have one of those large 9 inch milkshakes pls, chocolate.....
Yes one large chocolate. Milkshake coming right up. "I would very much like to watch this milkshake being sucked from the straw 🙂 | |||
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"Lactose free, ice cold chocolate milkshake please. Or peach if you can make it taste nice "Of course coming right up.
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"can I have one of those large 9 inch milkshakes pls, chocolate.....
Yes one large chocolate. Milkshake coming right up.
I would very much like to watch this milkshake being sucked from the straw 🙂"You can indeed. | |||
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"Tits Milkshake That’s strawberry and banana milkshake thrown over some big tits Lick it all off "We don't have tits available sorry man, but I'll make you a quality straw and bannana one. Unless a volunteer pops up. | |||
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"Tits Milkshake That’s strawberry and banana milkshake thrown over some big tits Lick it all off
We don't have tits available sorry man, but I'll make you a quality straw and bannana one.
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"Tits Milkshake That’s strawberry and banana milkshake thrown over some big tits Lick it all off
We don't have tits available sorry man, but I'll make you a quality straw and bannana one.
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Hopefully "Maybe. | |||
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"can I have one of those large 9 inch milkshakes pls, chocolate.....
Yes one large chocolate. Milkshake coming right up.
I would very much like to watch this milkshake being sucked from the straw 🙂
You can indeed. "Let me know the date and I'll keep it free | |||
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"can I have one of those large 9 inch milkshakes pls, chocolate.....
Yes one large chocolate. Milkshake coming right up.
I would very much like to watch this milkshake being sucked from the straw 🙂
You can indeed.
Let me know the date and I'll keep it free "of course ill joy your name down. | |||
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