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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

No, not the US election. The "us" election - we, the sex people.

Who should be our representative for sex people concerns - laws, ethics, education, a committee to decide whether it's piss or not, cake, dildo standards, etc.

Put yourself forward as our potential MP (Most Perverted).

Sell your manifesto and garner those votes!!

I am, of course, too pretty to do the admin, but if you get voted for on the thread, I'm sure someone will count it all up .

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By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!"

Gets my vote .

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By *llaBelle1Woman
3 weeks ago

Sitting on a cornflake


"Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!"

I wonder how many will be able to reference the above?! ‘He’s a very naughty boy!’

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith

Vote Leon I'd cut taxes and reduce budgets and never lie I'd be the perfect candidate, honest Leon for presidente.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Vote Leon I'd cut taxes and reduce budgets and never lie I'd be the perfect candidate, honest Leon for presidente. "

I've changed my mind. You get my vote now Leon.

God I'm fickle .

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By *agerMorganMan
3 weeks ago

Canvey Island


"Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!"

“He is the messiah!”

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith


"Vote Leon I'd cut taxes and reduce budgets and never lie I'd be the perfect candidate, honest Leon for presidente.

I've changed my mind. You get my vote now Leon.

God I'm fickle ."

You are you just move from one to the other giving us all hope damn you .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Vote Leon I'd cut taxes and reduce budgets and never lie I'd be the perfect candidate, honest Leon for presidente.

I've changed my mind. You get my vote now Leon.

God I'm fickle .You are you just move from one to the other giving us all hope damn you ."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Vote me for blowjobs all round.

(Not saying who's giving them, though)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

I’ll put my name on the hat. My only one policy is do as your told or you’ll be shot.

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Hmm....blowjobs or dodging bullets...both have their merits 🤔

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’m the power behind the throne, the VP. Keeping on the down low whilst getting shit done and pulling the strings. Vote for me and I’ll shove my tits in your face

Mrs TMN x

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m the power behind the throne, the VP. Keeping on the down low whilst getting shit done and pulling the strings. Vote for me and I’ll shove my tits in your face

Mrs TMN x"

Weak start, powerful finish.

A serious contender xx

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts

I’ve just found a socket. The plug has a label says ‘WWW including Pornhub. DO NOT UNPLUG’.

Interesting.

Anyway. Vote Glow.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’ve just found a socket. The plug has a label says ‘WWW including Pornhub. DO NOT UNPLUG’.

Interesting.

Anyway. Vote Glow. "

Well that's the ethics covered .

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

Having tits shoved in my face gets my vote!

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Having tits shoved in my face gets my vote! "

Long live populist politicians!

Especially those with tits .

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By *aven.Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Id probably just end up banning it to be fair, maybe not me.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Id probably just end up banning it to be fair, maybe not me. "

You might get the anti-politics vote.

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By *aven.Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Id probably just end up banning it to be fair, maybe not me.

You might get the anti-politics vote."

Id still win, just flash some boob.

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith

My manifesto would be more company for the aged increase pensions so they can afford to live ,reduced entry fees to clubs for men , free viagra for all who need it ,increase the milk allowance for women and how can we forget force men to watch women's football by law .

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith

Oh yes and allow all dog owners to allow their pets to crap on the beach all year round they do anyway but make it legal .

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Vote for me. I promise to last longer than a lettuce.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My manifesto would be more company for the aged increase pensions so they can afford to live ,reduced entry fees to clubs for men , free viagra for all who need it ,increase the milk allowance for women and how can we forget force men to watch women's football by law ."

You really want this, don't you Leon ?

Definitely the most thought-out manifesto.

But there are wimmin' here.

Flashing titties!!

Let's see if this helps....

But, good people of FAB - Leon will be our ears, our eyes, our hearts, mind and voice.

No longer shall we, the Sex People, be forced to live in the shadows!

What do we want?

Freedom!

What do we demand!

Sex!

Who do we vote for?

Leon!

Who do we vote for?

LEON!

WHO DO WE VOTE FORRRRR!!!

LEEEEE-O-NNNNNNNN!!!

(Drums, fireworks....and fade to adverts)

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith


"Vote for me. I promise to last longer than a lettuce."
Todays lettuce sucks doesn't it .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁"

Like heating in winter?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Vote for me. I promise to last longer than a lettuce."

Honest. Understated.

Could be onto something 🤔.

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By *uietControlMan
3 weeks ago

Bath

M ake

A nal

G reat

A gain

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum


"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁

Like heating in winter?

"

Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"M ake

A nal

G reat

A gain

"

Oh I'm wavering again...Brexit style.

52% MAGA

48% tits in my face.

But Leon did think his manifesto through (apart from the dog shit bit - wtf mate? You were well onto the shortlist until you brought dog shit into it )

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁

Like heating in winter?

Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires "

And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum


"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁

Like heating in winter?

Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires

And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?

"

I can go with that, plus the tits in your face

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith


"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁

Like heating in winter?

Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires

And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?

"

That'll be for the back door benchers.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁

Like heating in winter?

Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires

And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?

I can go with that, plus the tits in your face"

That's one hell of a manifesto now .

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm still going Leon though.

He wants this .

Twisty's got a vote from Daizy though - so currently a tie I think?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁

Like heating in winter?

Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires

And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?

I can go with that, plus the tits in your face"

Oi! No stealing my pledge

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts

I’m useless at rewriting plugs but I’ll give it a go!

Vote Glow.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"M ake

A nal

G reat

A gain

Oh I'm wavering again...Brexit style.

52% MAGA

48% tits in my face.

But Leon did think his manifesto through (apart from the dog shit bit - wtf mate? You were well onto the shortlist until you brought dog shit into it )"

Are you saying my manifesto wasn't thought through? 🤨

Anal is already great, so MAGA is redundant ipso facto.

Tits in your face are all very well, but will they make you cum?

So we're back to Blowjobs for All.

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith


"Vote for me as your Chancellor. I will tell you all to spend your money on frivolous things 😁

Like heating in winter?

Heating, extravagant restaurants and all the holidays your heart desires

And what about the anal? I feel we need to know your position on making anal great again?

I can go with that, plus the tits in your face

Oi! No stealing my pledge "

Somebody has to do the polishing .

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith


"M ake

A nal

G reat

A gain

Oh I'm wavering again...Brexit style.

52% MAGA

48% tits in my face.

But Leon did think his manifesto through (apart from the dog shit bit - wtf mate? You were well onto the shortlist until you brought dog shit into it )"

Somebody had to talk shit .

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By *ust another WonkoMan
3 weeks ago

here and there

I am WONKO!!

This is a dictatorship!

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By *igR93Man
3 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

2-0 trump thus far

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

23-3 to trump with 47 to go

Like most American scoring, I haven’t a fucking clue.

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By *tr8MrEMan
3 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Vote for me...

I pledge that all illegal immigrants will be fit Ukrainian's

Free heating to all by burning kier starmers free wardrobe

1 in 3 Starbucks will be free

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

90 to dodgy Donny, 27 to Pamela with a K

Is there a halftime show?

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Global politics is somewhat in the toilet methinks.

Get yer tits, dicks, and blowies here!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester

A vote for my party will see

.

1. Transparency across all departments, with all decisions publicly available.

2. The only time redactions will be made is when the issue poses a threat to national security.

3. Regardless, a special judicial oversight process will oversee redactions to ensure contentious subjects are not hidden with "national security" in an attempt to obfuscate and hide. There must be a genuine reason. they will unredact where warranted.

4.No MP's affiliated to the party are to accepts any gifts or favours of any kind. Furthermore, anyone attempting to "gift" an MP will be scrutinised and their attempt publicly recorded.

5. No "family members" can serve the MP in any of their business/admin dealings.

6. Said MP is to hold no other employ during their tenure as an MP.

7. All public accounts are online and available for scrutiny. This is tax-payer's money and they are entitled to know where every penny is spent.

.

8. Tax incentives to companies with a "distributed" workforce, to encourage more WFH, and social/economic mobility. In turn, this will even out the imbalance of house prices across the nation.

9. A new Bank Holiday, called "National Nookie Day".

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"A vote for my party will see

.

1. Transparency across all departments, with all decisions publicly available.

2. The only time redactions will be made is when the issue poses a threat to national security.

3. Regardless, a special judicial oversight process will oversee redactions to ensure contentious subjects are not hidden with "national security" in an attempt to obfuscate and hide. There must be a genuine reason. they will unredact where warranted.

4.No MP's affiliated to the party are to accepts any gifts or favours of any kind. Furthermore, anyone attempting to "gift" an MP will be scrutinised and their attempt publicly recorded.

5. No "family members" can serve the MP in any of their business/admin dealings.

6. Said MP is to hold no other employ during their tenure as an MP.

7. All public accounts are online and available for scrutiny. This is tax-payer's money and they are entitled to know where every penny is spent.

.

8. Tax incentives to companies with a "distributed" workforce, to encourage more WFH, and social/economic mobility. In turn, this will even out the imbalance of house prices across the nation.

9. A new Bank Holiday, called "National Nookie Day"."

A serious technocrat has emerged!

Nice work - especially number 9 .

Any chance of making that 3 Nookie Days per year? The Spanish have about 50 days a year for god stuff so 3 isn't that much to ask for the fun stuff....

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Now 105 to the one with convictions.

Ahm away to bed.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Now 105 to the one with convictions.

Ahm away to bed. "

I do look at the world post-08 Financial Crash and think - what the holy fuck!?

It's full on nuts!

And then I think - maybe it always was, but it just seemed stable even though horror, hate, and crazy were always hiding just below the surface.

Tits never let you down though 👅👅👅.

Ho hum - night Rag.

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