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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

You’re tekkin the mickey.

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By *nya NeesWoman
12 weeks ago

Brum

Get one of those new Minnie ones

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By *riar BelisseWoman
12 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Ahh balls. I was just about to say rip Mr Jingles...

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Maybe you could bring it back to life with sur-Jerry.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Need something more speedy

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By *amie HantsWoman
12 weeks ago

Atlantis


"Maybe you could bring it back to life with sur-Jerry."

Did you chuckle to yourself when you thought of that?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Maybe you could bring it back to life with sur-Jerry.

Did you chuckle to yourself when you thought of that? "

Do you really need me to answer that Jamie?

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By *neeyedwillieMan
12 weeks ago

Darlington


"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? "

I had 1 of those. They where the dogs bollocks when they came out for gaming with.

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By *layfullsamMan
12 weeks ago

Solihull

I saw it drinking heavily and running up a “tab” at the “spacebar” and then dancing wildly on the tables to mousse T, before falling to its death, rip little mouse

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Correct indeed. thats why I held onto the damn thing hard! In fact I also have the damn keyboard with the ergonomic kink! to it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

Did it expire with a squeak?

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By *obilebottomMan
12 weeks ago

All over

Dud you forget the cheese?

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"Did it expire with a squeak? "

No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Did it expire with a squeak?

No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock?"

Maybe it was offended you being on XHamster

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I think it’s cream crackered

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By *ffervescentMan
12 weeks ago

winfrith


"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? "
Go AI it plugs into your brain and does what you think .

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"Did it expire with a squeak?

No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock?

Maybe it was offended you being on XHamster "

lol it wanted me to be on xmouse?

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By *IXEN200Woman
12 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

There's a mouse,

Where

There on the stairs

Where on the stairs

Right there

A little mouse with clogs on

Going clip clippity clop on the stairs

Sorry just a silly song sung to me when I was a kid

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"I think it’s cream crackered "
I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? Go AI it plugs into your brain and does what you think ."

That would probably be a cat-astrophe.

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"There's a mouse,

Where

There on the stairs

Where on the stairs

Right there

A little mouse with clogs on

Going clip clippity clop on the stairs

Sorry just a silly song sung to me when I was a kid "

booooooooo

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"I saw it drinking heavily and running up a “tab” at the “spacebar” and then dancing wildly on the tables to mousse T, before falling to its death, rip little mouse "

okay, you get my money.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?"

Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?

Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦 "

Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?

Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦

Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine?"

I would dissect him and give him a post mortem. But I’m weird like that

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Have you tried turning it off and on again? "

I don’t know how I resisted that.

Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me.

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By *IXEN200Woman
12 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"There's a mouse,

Where

There on the stairs

Where on the stairs

Right there

A little mouse with clogs on

Going clip clippity clop on the stairs

Sorry just a silly song sung to me when I was a kid

booooooooo"

Not a fan oh well where's Penfold when you need him......

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I don’t know how I resisted that.

Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me."

It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷‍♂️

*Except relatives.

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By *IXEN200Woman
12 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I don’t know how I resisted that.

Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me.

It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷‍♂️

*Except relatives. "

There's always the kiss of life

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I don’t know how I resisted that.

Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me.

It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷‍♂️

*Except relatives. "

I’m glad you cleared that up Obi 😂

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?

Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦

Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine?

Hides

I would dissect him and give him a post mortem. But I’m weird like that "

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I don’t know how I resisted that.

Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me.

It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷‍♂️

lol, I looked inside, no laser anymore.

*Except relatives. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I don’t know how I resisted that.

Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me."

I think OPs more concerned about his dead mouse!

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.

might look on fleabay to see if one exists...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.

might look on fleabay to see if one exists..."

You can get spray for the fleas

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By *IXEN200Woman
12 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.

might look on fleabay to see if one exists...

You can get spray for the fleas "

Can mice get fleas?

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.

might look on fleabay to see if one exists...

You can get spray for the fleas

Can mice get fleas? "

Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.

might look on fleabay to see if one exists...

You can get spray for the fleas

Can mice get fleas?

Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."

I’m definitely dissecting it

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

£25 for a 1.1a original 5 button mouse!!! would be tempted but it might explode on use, THE MOUSE!!!

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.

might look on fleabay to see if one exists...

You can get spray for the fleas

Can mice get fleas?

Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course...

I’m definitely dissecting it"

Miss yeux, stop it with the foreplay please!

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By *IXEN200Woman
12 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.

might look on fleabay to see if one exists...

You can get spray for the fleas

Can mice get fleas?

Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."

Ooh ill have to Google that or I'll ask my dad he's full of useless facts

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh.

might look on fleabay to see if one exists...

You can get spray for the fleas

Can mice get fleas?

Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."

Bubonic plague still exists, yes. The bacterium is Yersinia pestis. Good ol' British fleas do not carry plague. But some in the USA do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"£25 for a 1.1a original 5 button mouse!!! would be tempted but it might explode on use, THE MOUSE!!!"

What about the owner?

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"£25 for a 1.1a original 5 button mouse!!! would be tempted but it might explode on use, THE MOUSE!!!

What about the owner? "

Who knows!!

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
12 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

£25 for one of these is crazy I got 5 for £60 a few years ago on fleabay

I took them apart put all the bits through the dishwasher and put new sticky feet pads on them gave them a new lease of life

No other mouse has ever been better than these I just wish the scroll wheel didn't click so much

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"£25 for one of these is crazy I got 5 for £60 a few years ago on fleabay

I took them apart put all the bits through the dishwasher and put new sticky feet pads on them gave them a new lease of life

No other mouse has ever been better than these I just wish the scroll wheel didn't click so much

"

Thanks very much!! I shall take your advice and have a whole sleigh of meeses for winter!

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Just dragging the mouse from the dead now.

I'm just clicking middle button and doing scroll that way. Get to keep my little friend :D :D

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By *assword123Couple
12 weeks ago

few miles from London and not far from Cambridge

I feel for you!!

My pet rat “Elvis “ died last week

Caught in a trap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Ahh balls. I was just about to say rip Mr Jingles..."

Great movie loved Mr Jingles

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By *oonbath89Man
12 weeks ago

radstock

I had a mouse called elvis , unfortunately he died …..he was caught in a trap

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By *ndisMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Disney matter, just get another one!

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By *itygamesMan
12 weeks ago

UK

Google or you tube how to fix it

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea


"I feel for you!!

My pet rat “Elvis “ died last week

Caught in a trap!! "

You mean a wild rat or he escaped?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

And the prize for cheesiest forum post goes to........

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By *tealthbomber2024 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Right ok, so the elvis caught in a trap thing... I had a suspicious mind about it... so I "got it now" but probably I wouldn't ever had got that unless I went looking.

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