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"Maybe you could bring it back to life with sur-Jerry." Did you chuckle to yourself when you thought of that? | |||
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"Maybe you could bring it back to life with sur-Jerry. Did you chuckle to yourself when you thought of that? " Do you really need me to answer that Jamie? | |||
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"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? "I had 1 of those. They where the dogs bollocks when they came out for gaming with. | |||
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"Did it expire with a squeak? " No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock? | |||
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"Did it expire with a squeak? No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock?" Maybe it was offended you being on XHamster  | |||
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"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? "Go AI it plugs into your brain and does what you think . | |||
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"Did it expire with a squeak? No, when i checked inside, there was an alien organism growing in there. The wheel laser had stopped working . The last amount of wheeling i did on it was naughty scrolling material. maybe the mouse died of shock? Maybe it was offended you being on XHamster "lol it wanted me to be on xmouse? | |||
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"I think it’s cream crackered "I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin? | |||
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"Not in the slightest clickbaity of course, but how the hell am I meant to deal with 23 years of muscle memory with my 5 button microsoft intellimouse explorer optical losing its scroll wheel function? Go AI it plugs into your brain and does what you think ."That would probably be a cat-astrophe. | |||
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"There's a mouse, Where There on the stairs Where on the stairs Right there A little mouse with clogs on Going clip clippity clop on the stairs Sorry just a silly song sung to me when I was a kid "booooooooo | |||
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"I saw it drinking heavily and running up a “tab” at the “spacebar” and then dancing wildly on the tables to mousse T, before falling to its death, rip little mouse " okay, you get my money. | |||
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"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?"Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦 | |||
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"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?
Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦 "Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine? | |||
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"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?
Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦
Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine?"I would dissect him and give him a post mortem. But I’m weird like that  | |||
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again? " I don’t know how I resisted that. Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me. | |||
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"There's a mouse, Where There on the stairs Where on the stairs Right there A little mouse with clogs on Going clip clippity clop on the stairs Sorry just a silly song sung to me when I was a kid
booooooooo"Not a fan oh well where's Penfold when you need him...... | |||
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again? I don’t know how I resisted that. Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me." It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷♂️ *Except relatives. | |||
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again? I don’t know how I resisted that. Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me. It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷♂️ *Except relatives. " There's always the kiss of life | |||
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again? I don’t know how I resisted that. Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me. It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷♂️ *Except relatives. " I’m glad you cleared that up Obi 😂 | |||
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"I think it’s cream crackered I should put jacob on its cheese shaped coffin?
Awww RIP Jacob the 23 years old 5 button scroller mouse 🪦
Seriously though, what do I do now? Do i hang it from its tail above my monitor like a shrine?
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again? I don’t know how I resisted that. Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me. It's honestly my go to fix for anything that dies. 🤷♂️ lol, I looked inside, no laser anymore. *Except relatives. " | |||
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again? I don’t know how I resisted that. Thank goodness for Obi, it was killing me." I think OPs more concerned about his dead mouse! | |||
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh. might look on fleabay to see if one exists..." You can get spray for the fleas | |||
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh. might look on fleabay to see if one exists... You can get spray for the fleas "Can mice get fleas?   | |||
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh. might look on fleabay to see if one exists... You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas? "Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course... | |||
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh. might look on fleabay to see if one exists... You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."I’m definitely dissecting it | |||
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh. might look on fleabay to see if one exists... You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course...
I’m definitely dissecting it"Miss yeux, stop it with the foreplay please! | |||
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh. might look on fleabay to see if one exists... You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."Ooh ill have to Google that or I'll ask my dad he's full of useless facts | |||
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"Well, everyone, thanks for the laugh. might look on fleabay to see if one exists... You can get spray for the fleas
Can mice get fleas?
Yes, in fact rats and mice that carried the bubonic plague, had fleas that had parasites that contained the black death,which still exists now. I could be wrong of course..."Bubonic plague still exists, yes. The bacterium is Yersinia pestis. Good ol' British fleas do not carry plague. But some in the USA do | |||
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"£25 for a 1.1a original 5 button mouse!!! would be tempted but it might explode on use, THE MOUSE!!!" What about the owner?  | |||
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"£25 for a 1.1a original 5 button mouse!!! would be tempted but it might explode on use, THE MOUSE!!! What about the owner? "Who knows!! | |||
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"£25 for one of these is crazy I got 5 for £60 a few years ago on fleabay I took them apart put all the bits through the dishwasher and put new sticky feet pads on them gave them a new lease of life No other mouse has ever been better than these I just wish the scroll wheel didn't click so much " Thanks very much!! I shall take your advice and have a whole sleigh of meeses for winter! | |||
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"Ahh balls. I was just about to say rip Mr Jingles..." Great movie loved Mr Jingles | |||
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"I feel for you!! My pet rat “Elvis “ died last week Caught in a trap!! " You mean a wild rat or he escaped? | |||
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