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Bar will be opening earlier now or not open at all depending when I'm working.
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"I’ll have my usual, and a bag of popcorn as well please " .of course coming right up. have a lovely Monday and how are you? | |||
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"Large vino please barman x" No problem coming right yp and here's your returning returning customer shot too. It's very nice, I hope you've been well today. | |||
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"I’ll have my usual, and a bag of popcorn as well please .of course coming right up. have a lovely Monday and how are you? "I’m doing grand as usual, just waiting for an Argos order to arrive. How’s Fabs number 1 barman doing this evening? | |||
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"Large vino please barman x" No problem coming right yp and here's your returning returning customer shot too. It's very nice, I hope you've been well today. | |||
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"I’ll have my usual, and a bag of popcorn as well please .of course coming right up. have a lovely Monday and how are you?
I’m doing grand as usual, just waiting for an Argos order to arrive. How’s Fabs number 1 barman doing this evening?"Positive, surprisingly I've been rather shit the week just gone, so it feels good. | |||
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"Positive, surprisingly I've been rather shit the week just gone, so it feels good. "I’m happy for you. Hope things go your way a lot more from now on  | |||
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"I'll take a double whiskey so I can lean on the bar, twirling it around the glass staring into space as I contemplate shit. Afternoon, Tootus." Of course coming right up
And one returning customer ahot for you aswell. 😁
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"A double scotch after today, and one for yourself if you partake" Sadly not today, but I appreciate it thankyou. Hope you have a lovely afternoon sir. | |||
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"Positive, surprisingly I've been rather shit the week just gone, so it feels good.
I’m happy for you. Hope things go your way a lot more from now on "Same heres hoping I can keep my Brain in check. | |||
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"Yesss please ,lrg white wine x" Coming right up! Hope your both having a lovely afternoon. | |||
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"Double whiskey on the rocks please toots 🥃 manic Monday is an understatement. And one for yourself if you are partaking, if not put it in your tip jar buddy 👍🏼" Please sir put your money away, I don't charge here. Here's your drink and have a lovely Monday evening | |||
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cheers buddy, have a great Monday evening yourself. | |||
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"Im in the mood for a few cocksucking cowboys tonight please Toots x 🤠🤠🤠" 🤣 I'll be your cowboy juice 
Wait no that's not what I meant 🤣
Coming right up juice. | |||
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"JD for me please kind sir, I need some alcohol to replace the blood the vampire took from me this morning "Absolutely coming right up.
Enjoy your new found replacement | |||
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"JD for me please kind sir, I need some alcohol to replace the blood the vampire took from me this morning
Absolutely coming right up.
Enjoy your new found replacement "Thank you, it's well deserved believe me | |||
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"Large merlot please, I’ll be by the fire mesmerised by the flickering flames" Absolutely coming right up! How are you today? | |||
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"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar. " One coffee coming right up sir. How are you today? | |||
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"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar. One coffee coming right up sir. How are you today?" Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself? | |||
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"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar. One coffee coming right up sir. How are you today? Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself? " Better when money starts flowing in. | |||
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"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar. One coffee coming right up sir. How are you today? Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself? Better when money starts flowing in." This the new job… | |||
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"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar. One coffee coming right up sir. How are you today? Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself? Better when money starts flowing in. This the new job… " I wish could you imagine 🤣 | |||
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"Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts" One top up! But your not sitting in the corner your barred from it. | |||
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"Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts One top up! But your not sitting in the corner your barred from it. "Oh may I ask why for?  | |||
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"Good evening….coffee as usual for me please and a spot by the bar. One coffee coming right up sir. How are you today? Will be happier when Monday is over…how about yourself? Better when money starts flowing in. This the new job… I wish could you imagine 🤣 " Well you’d have a full bar every night 😂 | |||
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"Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts One top up! But your not sitting in the corner your barred from it.
Oh may I ask why for? "Your not drinking alone that's why. What kind of establishment do you think I run.
I'll.one with you but mine won't have alcohol. | |||
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"Top me up please kind sir, I'll go sit in the corner with my thoughts One top up! But your not sitting in the corner your barred from it.
Oh may I ask why for?
Your not drinking alone that's why.
What kind of establishment do you think I run.
I'll.one with you but mine won't have alcohol."You're too kind, ok I'll prop the bar up tonight then | |||
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"Who’s on jukebox duty tonight? We need some decent tunes methinks" Bring back the 80s | |||
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"Bring back the 80s "80s music never disappoints! Any particular favourites? | |||
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"Bring back the 80s
80s music never disappoints! Any particular favourites?"Adam and the Ants Duran Duran Shakin Stevens | |||
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"Bring back the 80s
80s music never disappoints! Any particular favourites?"Don't you forget about me Just can't get enough Girls just want to have fun Hungry like the wilf Jump Living on a prayer ...  | |||
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"Bring back the 80s
80s music never disappoints! Any particular favourites?
Don't you forget about me
Just can't get enough
Girls just want to have fun
Hungry like the wilf
Jump
Living on a prayer
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"Yes | |||
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"Don't you forget about me Just can't get enough Girls just want to have fun Hungry like the wilf Jump Living on a prayer ... "Add a bit of Queen to that list and I’m sold! | |||
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"Don't you forget about me Just can't get enough Girls just want to have fun Hungry like the wilf Jump Living on a prayer ...
Add a bit of Queen to that list and I’m sold!"Fat bottomed girls Bicycle | |||
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"I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar. Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol. All kinds literally." Night kind sir | |||
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"Fat bottomed girls Bicycle " Fat bottomed girls is one of the ones that I’ll sing at full pelt when it comes on. It just commands a lot of energy | |||
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"Pina colada. Pint of. 😂" Coming right up. | |||
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"I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar. Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol. All kinds literally. Night kind sir" Not just yet, can't get rid of me that easily. | |||
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"I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar. Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol. All kinds literally." In the words of The Mighty Thor, “Let’s get hammered!” 😂 | |||
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"Fat bottomed girls Bicycle Fat bottomed girls is one of the ones that I’ll sing at full pelt when it comes on. It just commands a lot of energy "Oh for sure!!! And every ass should be shaking at that point | |||
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"Fat bottomed girls Bicycle Fat bottomed girls is one of the ones that I’ll sing at full pelt when it comes on. It just commands a lot of energy "It's a good song you have to give it some to enjoy it, turn it up | |||
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"Oh for sure!!! And every ass should be shaking at that point" Damn right! | |||
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"I trust you lot can serve drinks tonight, ive left the keys the drinks cellar on the bar. Think of it like the warehouse from warehouse 13, just alcohol. All kinds literally. Night kind sir Not just yet, can't get rid of me that easily. "I'm glad join us in a sing along...... | |||
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"It's a good song you have to give it some to enjoy it, turn it up" I’m gonna put it on right now and sing along! | |||
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"It's a good song you have to give it some to enjoy it, turn it up I’m gonna put it on right now and sing along! " Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.... | |||
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"It's a good song you have to give it some to enjoy it, turn it up I’m gonna put it on right now and sing along! Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round...." They definitely do 😉 | |||
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"Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round...." AAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT? OOOOOOOOOOOH DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRE LIGHT. AAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT? FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND! Love that opening verse! | |||
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"Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.... AAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT? OOOOOOOOOOOH DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRE LIGHT. AAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT? FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND! Love that opening verse!" Very well sung sir | |||
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"Very well sung sir "Thank you very much! I’m no Freddie, but I was pretty much raised on his music | |||
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"Very well sung sir
Thank you very much! I’m no Freddie, but I was pretty much raised on his music "You did him proud 👏 | |||
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"You did him proud 👏 " Glad you enjoyed it | |||
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"You did him proud 👏 Glad you enjoyed it "I think it would sound better in an outside setting 🤔 😕 if I'm thinking right, I don't think my brain is brining properly 🤔 | |||
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"I think it would sound better in an outside setting 🤔 😕 if I'm thinking right, I don't think my brain is brining properly 🤔 " I get it. It would sound better outside, with a crowd. A massive group of people belting it out would sound mint | |||
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"I think it would sound better in an outside setting 🤔 😕 if I'm thinking right, I don't think my brain is brining properly 🤔 I get it. It would sound better outside, with a crowd. A massive group of people belting it out would sound mint" Yeah you get it, | |||
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