FabSwingers.com forum: Super glue conundrums

By *olace50 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

No matter how careful I am when using it I always manage to stick my thumb to something anyone else ever accidentally stuck themselves

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Stockport

Top tip - don't keep the superglue in the bedside drawer where you keep the lube...

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By *offiaCoolWoman
3 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Superglue gel is better, it doesn't leak around so much.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus

"No matter how careful I am when using it I always manage to stick my thumb to something anyone else ever accidentally stuck themselves "

This is me, I’ve stuck my full hand to trousers before 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

They dont work as well as sandpaper condoms

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By *oontuneMan
3 weeks ago

Menston

Stuck myself to my car tyre 300 miles away from home at night.

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By *tephanie63Woman
3 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I was using super glue earlier this year, some dripped on the floor. I went to move my foot and realised my sock was super glued to the wood flooring. The piece of sock is still stuck to the floor..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Stockport

"I was using super glue earlier this year, some dripped on the floor. I went to move my foot and realised my sock was super glued to the wood flooring. The piece of sock is still stuck to the floor.."

Better than having a piece of foot still stuck to the floor 😱

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Our next door neighbour stuck herself to the floor, we heard her yelling and shouting so got her daughter to open up as she lived downstairs.

No idea how she managed to stick both feet to the floor.

Ambulance arrived we left them to it.

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Was doing Halloween stuff last week and had glue on my fingers that I just couldn’t get off. Was rubbing my fingertips at the club event

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
3 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

Oh goodness, reading the disasters that involve humans and thin superglues made me laugh and it hurts as I have a slight chest infection! "bit of sock still stuck there"

By the way, if you ever have a skin flap cut, you can use superglue gel to create a good coating. The thin superglue needs about 5 seperate layers to conform but it is brittle so it flakes off within a few hours. Superglue gel does not. Do not apply direct to open wounds unless you are in vietnam.

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By *ee69Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow

"Oh goodness, reading the disasters that involve humans and thin superglues made me laugh and it hurts as I have a slight chest infection! "bit of sock still stuck there"

It’s cracking for cuts on knuckles etc , anywhere u move , plus wee note if you do accidentally stick yourself like a pure spanner lol , turps or meth spirits will get it off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

"Stuck myself to my car tyre 300 miles away from home at night."

Kinell, that was STRONG glue to work from such a distance

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

I couldn't glue the arm of my glasses back on.

I've got a layer of glue on my thumb though.

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By *rs Twisted1Woman
3 weeks ago

neath

I spent 8 hours in a&e cos I glued my eye together trying to put on false lashes

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By *rew Peacock69Man
3 weeks ago

Peterborough

True story, I am/was a window fitter and many years ago I was working round a little old ladies house on a very hot day, we use superglue to stick plastic trims on and there were lots of trims that needed sticking. When it is that hot superglue gets quite runny and unbeknown to me I had gotten some on my hand. I went to the loo for a wee and when I went to let it go........I couldn't!!!I had just glued my hand to my willy in a little old ladies house!!!

It took a while and a bit of ingenuity but I did eventually unstick myself

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I spent 8 hours in a&e cos I glued my eye together trying to put on false lashes

You put on false eyelashes with super glue???

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My superglue issue is whenever I need to use it it’s completely unusable and I have to buy a new one, They should literally sell it in single use shots

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By *tephanie63Woman
3 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

"I was using super glue earlier this year, some dripped on the floor. I went to move my foot and realised my sock was super glued to the wood flooring. The piece of sock is still stuck to the floor..

Better than having a piece of foot still stuck to the floor 😱"

I could have called out some nice fireman to unstick me though...

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By *tephanie63Woman
3 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

"My superglue issue is whenever I need to use it it’s completely unusable and I have to buy a new one, They should literally sell it in single use shots"

I have some that's in a screw top bottle with a brush. It's a couple of years since I opened it and it's still fine.

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
3 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

"My superglue issue is whenever I need to use it it’s completely unusable and I have to buy a new one, They should literally sell it in single use shots

I have some that's in a screw top bottle with a brush. It's a couple of years since I opened it and it's still fine. "

Noted! nothing like a good screwtop

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