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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Aren't cliffs amazing?

Particularly undulating, chalky, coastal cliffs. Hirsute with verdant grass atop.

You know, I'm often asked, "What do you think the most aesthetically pleasing number of cliffs is Nick?".

To which I invariably reply "Four Tarquin. Always four."

But I'll admit, even though that's the number most normal people agree on, I thought I'd come here and ask you, the sex people, what do you think on the topic?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
3 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Cliffs are most aesthetically pleasing when displayed in 3's and 5's, Nicky.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cliffs are most aesthetically pleasing when displayed in 3's and 5's, Nicky."

Thank you for your contribution sex person Nell ✅️.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
3 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Cliffs are most aesthetically pleasing when displayed in 3's and 5's, Nicky.

Thank you for your contribution sex person Nell ✅️."

You're welcome sex person Nicky.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Cliffs are most aesthetically pleasing when displayed in 3's and 5's, Nicky.

Thank you for your contribution sex person Nell ✅️.

You're welcome sex person Nicky."

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

The Jurassic coast red cliffs are amazing

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The Jurassic coast red cliffs are amazing"

In what numerical format?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

I prefer a couple of fork lifts myself ..

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales

They’re all fun and games until you go for a coastal walk and fall off one!

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I prefer a couple of fork lifts myself .."

Please - I'm doing a serious thread here .

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

Seven sisters in sussex are amazing

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Seven sisters in sussex are amazing "

How many are there?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I prefer a couple of fork lifts myself ..

Please - I'm doing a serious thread here ."

I am deadly serious about this

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I prefer a couple of fork lifts myself ..

Please - I'm doing a serious thread here .

I am deadly serious about this "

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"They’re all fun and games until you go for a coastal walk and fall off one! "

So one is the number you like the least?

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales


"They’re all fun and games until you go for a coastal walk and fall off one!

So one is the number you like the least?"

Yeah.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Do hills count? Cos the seven hills of Rome are pretty sweet. Ditto Sheffield.

Mrs TMN x

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By *lex CoxMan
3 weeks ago

Porth

Three Cliffs Gower and Rhosilli

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"They’re all fun and games until you go for a coastal walk and fall off one!

So one is the number you like the least?

Yeah. "

Thank you for your clarification sex person Luna ✅️ 🌙.

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands

MistyPeaks are two pleasing sights to behold.

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By *abbergastedMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Cliff Richard

Jimmy Cliff

Cliff Clavin

Cliff Thorburn

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

I can see the sex people have a broader range of opinion than the normal people.

I wonder why?

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales


"I can see the sex people have a broader range of opinion than the normal people.

I wonder why?"

Because we’re cooler?

*controversial klaxon!* 🔔

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I can see the sex people have a broader range of opinion than the normal people.

I wonder why?

Because we’re cooler?

*controversial klaxon!* 🔔"

I think you took my thread off the cliff with you there Luna 🫤.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
3 weeks ago

Swansea

3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.

P

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.

P"

Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington

One long continuous cliff is most pleasing.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Cliff Richard

Jimmy Cliff

Cliff Clavin

Cliff Thorburn "

Cliff Burton.... phenomenal musician

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"One long continuous cliff is most pleasing."

Careful not to fall off it though - we've had an alert raised about that on the thread already .

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington


"One long continuous cliff is most pleasing.

Careful not to fall off it though - we've had an alert raised about that on the thread already ."

Indeed. Also be careful a cliff doesn’t fall on you. Cliffs can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
3 weeks ago

Swansea


"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.

P

Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?"

It's mostly popular with twats who turn it into a giant crowded mess in the summer. Also Instagram wankers. Not sure about the sex people though.

P

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"One long continuous cliff is most pleasing.

Careful not to fall off it though - we've had an alert raised about that on the thread already .

Indeed. Also be careful a cliff doesn’t fall on you. Cliffs can be dangerous in the wrong hands."

- "Cliffs can be dangerous in the wrong hands" - I'm not going to forget that in a hurry .

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By *r TriomanMan
3 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.

P

Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?"

Whilst I don't claim to be a Sex People Spokesperson, I'm sure that a fair few on here would agree that Horncliffe is popular with us folk of sex; even for those of us that haven't been there, the name alone makes it a place of Outstanding Sexy Significance.

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By *ickyKlungespeare OP   Man
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.

P

Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?

Whilst I don't claim to be a Sex People Spokesperson, I'm sure that a fair few on here would agree that Horncliffe is popular with us folk of sex; even for those of us that haven't been there, the name alone makes it a place of Outstanding Sexy Significance. "

"Sex People Spokesperson"....that's a thread (and an election) needing to happen .

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington


"3 cliffs bay is a very popular place in these parts.

P

Is it as popular with the sex people as the normal people would you say?

Whilst I don't claim to be a Sex People Spokesperson, I'm sure that a fair few on here would agree that Horncliffe is popular with us folk of sex; even for those of us that haven't been there, the name alone makes it a place of Outstanding Sexy Significance. "

Ohh! I’m aroused already!

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By *ORDERMANMan
3 weeks ago

wrexham

Any guy with a seagull on his head..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t know many cliffs, but I know 10 Gary’s and you’ll have a good night.

The mr

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I love the cliffs at Flamborough & Gower!

I think 1 and 3 are best for landscapes (the rule of odds)

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith


"Aren't cliffs amazing?

Particularly undulating, chalky, coastal cliffs. Hirsute with verdant grass atop.

You know, I'm often asked, "What do you think the most aesthetically pleasing number of cliffs is Nick?".

To which I invariably reply "Four Tarquin. Always four."

But I'll admit, even though that's the number most normal people agree on, I thought I'd come here and ask you, the sex people, what do you think on the topic?"

Never thought about it I look at a cliff and think he can't sing .

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
3 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Would it be inappropriate to mention Sue Barker and Grace Kelly on this thread

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