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You’re a wrong un part 2

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Obviously you’re a wrong un if you have your cutlery in any order other than

From the left… knifes, forks and spoons

What else makes you a wrong un ?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Putting milk in the mug with the tea bag prior to adding water

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By *mmaleiaWoman
3 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"Putting milk in the mug with the tea bag prior to adding water "

Having tea bags & not lose tea in the pot

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By *mmaleiaWoman
3 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"Putting milk in the mug with the tea bag prior to adding water

Having tea bags & not lose tea in the pot"

Loose

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Putting milk in the mug with the tea bag prior to adding water

Having tea bags & not lose tea in the pot

Loose"

We’re 99% wrong uns then

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Wrong 'un?

Moi?

Jamais!

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Only wrong uns dunk their biscuits

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

People who tie the laces on trainers.

The mr

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Keep your keys in your pocket with a lanyard attached to your trouser belt loop

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus

Knifes on the left? 🤔 I’m a wrong un 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Knifes on the left? 🤔 I’m a wrong un 🤷🏻‍♂️"

Hahaha everyone knows it's forks left, knives right, then spoons 🤣🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If you drink something when you still have a mouthful of food. Disgusting.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


"Knifes on the left? 🤔 I’m a wrong un 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hahaha everyone knows it's forks left, knives right, then spoons 🤣🤣"

🫣 forks, knives, spoons innit?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


"Keep your keys in your pocket with a lanyard attached to your trouser belt loop"

Phew I still use my bike chain because I’m cool as F!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Knifes on the left? 🤔 I’m a wrong un 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hahaha everyone knows it's forks left, knives right, then spoons 🤣🤣

🫣 forks, knives, spoons innit? "

Exactly... unless you're like me and have forks and spoons together 🤣🤣😈

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

Reading


"Only wrong uns dunk their biscuits"

Dude, you haven't lived!

Stack 4 nice biscuits together and dunk, it's heaven

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


"Knifes on the left? 🤔 I’m a wrong un 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hahaha everyone knows it's forks left, knives right, then spoons 🤣🤣

🫣 forks, knives, spoons innit?

Exactly... unless you're like me and have forks and spoons together 🤣🤣😈"

Can’t get behind that level of organisation at all 😲

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Only wrong uns dunk their biscuits

Dude, you haven't lived!

Stack 4 nice biscuits together and dunk, it's heaven"

It's a good way to ruin both the tea and biscuit!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts

I have knives, forks, spoons, screwdrivers, chargers,spatulas, some weird spoon with holes in (diet spoon?) and other odds n sods all mixed up in one drawer.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus


"I have knives, forks, spoons, screwdrivers, chargers,spatulas, some weird spoon with holes in (diet spoon?) and other odds n sods all mixed up in one drawer. "

Heathen! But we knew that

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Knifes on the left? 🤔 I’m a wrong un 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hahaha everyone knows it's forks left, knives right, then spoons 🤣🤣

🫣 forks, knives, spoons innit?

Exactly... unless you're like me and have forks and spoons together 🤣🤣😈

Can’t get behind that level of organisation at all 😲"

Who doesn't like a spoon and a Fork ?? 🤣🤣😈😈

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts


"I have knives, forks, spoons, screwdrivers, chargers,spatulas, some weird spoon with holes in (diet spoon?) and other odds n sods all mixed up in one drawer.

Heathen! But we knew that "

It’s the spatulas isn’t it? I knew it.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts


"If you drink something when you still have a mouthful of food. Disgusting."

Ok so what about soup? Technically eating and drinking simultaneously?

(For the record I hate soup. It’s a category error).

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By *agnar73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Only wrong uns dunk their biscuits"

Yaaay!!

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"If you drink something when you still have a mouthful of food. Disgusting.

Ok so what about soup? Technically eating and drinking simultaneously?

(For the record I hate soup. It’s a category error). "

Ugh. Stop causing problems Glow!

I would have said this is an easy one because, not only would I expect people to easily swallow the first gobful (fnarr fnarr) before piling in a second load (fnarr fnarr), I would imagine it’s actually fairly difficult to retain the first load and open their pieholes to take the second load without the first load dribbling down their chin (fnarr fnarr fnarr fnarr!!!! )

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By *agic johnsonMan
3 weeks ago

morden


"Only wrong uns dunk their biscuits

Dude, you haven't lived!

Stack 4 nice biscuits together and dunk, it's heaven"

malted milk for me . Same technique tho

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