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By *ountry cowboy OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Kinross

Let's face it, we all get them, but not always at the correct time.

One embarrassing time for myself was when in a Tesco store standing in checkout queue. I was looking at, and admiring a female in front and others whilst my mind went haywire with dirty thoughts and next thing was a uncontrollable Bonner that would not go down.

Extremely embarrassing whilst wearing tracksuit bottoms trying to pack away shopping whilst trying to hide the obvious.

What are the embarrassing moments you have experienced?

It seems the more you try not to get erect the more it decides to grow.

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By *929Man
15 weeks ago

bedlington

Haha they were a thing of the past for me for many years.

I recently upped the test to 450mg a week for first time ever and had one for half a bastard day at work last week ffs as was driving my digger so had plenty time to let mine wonder

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Chichester

Ha I get one sometimes doing heavy weights. The testosterone spike causes mayhem sometimes with me as a trans woman

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By *ountry cowboy OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Kinross


"Haha they were a thing of the past for me for many years.

I recently upped the test to 450mg a week for first time ever and had one for half a bastard day at work last week ffs as was driving my digger so had plenty time to let mine wonder "

Do you regularly test your psa with being that high (450) ?

And has your LH and FSH dropped off, reduced?

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Last weekend I went streaking naked through my local town centre. Halfway along I got a stiffy.

I was so embarrassed! Everyone was staring and I just knew they were judging me.

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By *929Man
15 weeks ago

bedlington


"Haha they were a thing of the past for me for many years.

I recently upped the test to 450mg a week for first time ever and had one for half a bastard day at work last week ffs as was driving my digger so had plenty time to let mine wonder

Do you regularly test your psa with being that high (450) ?

And has your LH and FSH dropped off, reduced?"

I’ve only been on this dose a few weeks mate, psa was fine after 10+ years at 250-300mg a week

Have never tested the other 2 but I imagine so as I will be on for life so take nothing to help keep own system functional, I probably should be more responsible haha

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By *929Man
15 weeks ago

bedlington


"Last weekend I went streaking naked through my local town centre. Halfway along I got a stiffy.

I was so embarrassed! Everyone was staring and I just knew they were judging me."

Hahaha

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By *aizyWoman
15 weeks ago

west midlands


"Last weekend I went streaking naked through my local town centre. Halfway along I got a stiffy.

I was so embarrassed! Everyone was staring and I just knew they were judging me."

Was it my scorecards that gave it away, Felix?! 🔟

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By *ondiego85Man
15 weeks ago

nottingham

Next to a work colleague, a few years ago. She’s attractive, but that night we accidentally got very close to each other and her perfume gave me a glorious erection. I think she could tell by my respiratory rate, not sure if she noticed the massive bulge that prompted me to leave the room…

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Loosing my boobs has happened a few times or breaking a bra wire at the most inconvenient time and having to walk around lopsided until I could fix it. 🫣

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Last weekend I went streaking naked through my local town centre. Halfway along I got a stiffy.

I was so embarrassed! Everyone was staring and I just knew they were judging me.

Was it my scorecards that gave it away, Felix?! 🔟"

I was chuffed to get a 10 from you Daizy. It was all the tutting when I finally stopped outside that church jumble sale.

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Loosing my boobs has happened a few times or breaking a bra wire at the most inconvenient time and having to walk around lopsided until I could fix it. 🫣"

You know you’ve got gert bigguns when they snap metal.

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By *arvey67Man
15 weeks ago

Grimsby

I had the teen nightmare I think most guys have,erections often and random.Buses in particular for some reason, always sat at the back or upstairs so it was a long walk with the ubiquitous nans tutting or girls giggling. At the beach in the time of Speedos,getting sunburned trying to hide it.One memorable time was at a wedding and my aunt insisted on a slow dance.Few minutes in and her eyes widened followed by a sly smirk

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By *ountry cowboy OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Kinross


"Haha they were a thing of the past for me for many years.

I recently upped the test to 450mg a week for first time ever and had one for half a bastard day at work last week ffs as was driving my digger so had plenty time to let mine wonder

Do you regularly test your psa with being that high (450) ?

And has your LH and FSH dropped off, reduced?

I’ve only been on this dose a few weeks mate, psa was fine after 10+ years at 250-300mg a week

Have never tested the other 2 but I imagine so as I will be on for life so take nothing to help keep own system functional, I probably should be more responsible haha "

Was going to send you a private message regarding TRT (testosterone replacement) but you don't accept messages.

Hope all works out for you on the big T, from your pic's you sure are gaining results

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By *ustamanMan
15 weeks ago

weymouth

Not since I left my 20's

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By *929Man
15 weeks ago

bedlington


"Haha they were a thing of the past for me for many years.

I recently upped the test to 450mg a week for first time ever and had one for half a bastard day at work last week ffs as was driving my digger so had plenty time to let mine wonder

Do you regularly test your psa with being that high (450) ?

And has your LH and FSH dropped off, reduced?

I’ve only been on this dose a few weeks mate, psa was fine after 10+ years at 250-300mg a week

Have never tested the other 2 but I imagine so as I will be on for life so take nothing to help keep own system functional, I probably should be more responsible haha

Was going to send you a private message regarding TRT (testosterone replacement) but you don't accept messages.

Hope all works out for you on the big T, from your pic's you sure are gaining results "

Thanks mate I’ll turn the filter off in case want to send

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By *end1Man
15 weeks ago

southend on sea


"Ha I get one sometimes doing heavy weights. The testosterone spike causes mayhem sometimes with me as a trans woman "
wow how I would love to admire watching you get aroused 😘

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By *avexxMan
15 weeks ago

cheshire

yes on the beach in my younger days i at to roll over on my stomach girl friend asking can we go for a drink,, not yet just give 10 min

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By *aizyWoman
15 weeks ago

west midlands


"Last weekend I went streaking naked through my local town centre. Halfway along I got a stiffy.

I was so embarrassed! Everyone was staring and I just knew they were judging me.

Was it my scorecards that gave it away, Felix?! 🔟

I was chuffed to get a 10 from you Daizy. It was all the tutting when I finally stopped outside that church jumble sale."

I think the tutting was for when you started helicoptering shouting, roll up, roll up, have a go on my tombola!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Chichester


"Ha I get one sometimes doing heavy weights. The testosterone spike causes mayhem sometimes with me as a trans woman wow how I would love to admire watching you get aroused 😘"

It’s not that I am turned on I think it’s just my body reaction momentarily lol dnd up with snake bulging down my thigh leggings

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By *9manioMan
15 weeks ago

Greenwich

Got something natural that will change your life balances out everything.

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
15 weeks ago

SA3

Had a colleague who described it as ‘Jehovah’s stiffness’ as would pop up at inconvenient times and take ages to go away. I shouldn’t have found it as funny as I did but I’m clearly a bad man

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