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"Good evening kind sir, I'll take a JD please" One JD coming right up, and a little extra shot of something nice.
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"Good evening kind sir, I'll take a JD please One JD coming right up, and a little extra shot of something nice.
Have a good Sunday evening."Why thank you. I'll prop myself here for a bit till it gets busier | |||
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"Prosecco please count " One prosecco coming right up! And a little extra side drink.
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"Well, if the bar is open, it’d be rude to not order. I’ll take a Peroni please good sir "Yeah come on why not.
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"Well, if the bar is open, it’d be rude to not order. I’ll take a Peroni please good sir
Yeah come on why not.
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"Well, if the bar is open, it’d be rude to not order. I’ll take a Peroni please good sir
Yeah come on why not.
And a little extra shot of something special thanks for popping in all the time.
Very much appreciated "You know it. | |||
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"Prosecco please count One prosecco coming right up! And a little extra side drink.
Have a good Sunday evening. "And you x | |||
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"Taking myself on a wander I shall be back" I'm always here. | |||
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"Prosecco please count One prosecco coming right up! And a little extra side drink.
Have a good Sunday evening.
And you x"I will I've got plans next year, I heard there's an awsome club event going on next year. Crazy isn't it. | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . " One Pina colada for the sauce wild
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"Jaegerbombs all round " Coming right up!! Have a lovely Sunday evening sir. | |||
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"Half a Cup of milk Heat in the microwave for 2 mins 10 secs Stir in hot chocolate anti clockwise Half a sugar Stir clockwise 4 Large marshmallows 7 second squirt of squirty cream Keep the spoon in cup... Please "Oh of course coming right up Hubbahubba.
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate. "Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ? | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ? "Of course you can. | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can. "Ooh, i might grab one of those too please | |||
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"Good evening Count. Strong black coffee for me please and a place at the bar…giving the rum a miss after Fridays shenanigans…quiet night tonight…" Of course coming right up! Don't worry about it, toot isn't used to sexual Shenanigans yet. But here a special shit with your coffee. | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please "First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend...... | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please "You can!!! Sorry for missing you.
It sometimes happens. | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......"We had best grab some stools at the bar then | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then "Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉"try the red frame it's nice and quite. | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 try the red frame it's nice and quite. "Thank you kindly, 😂😂 | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 try the red frame it's nice and quite.
Thank you kindly, 😂😂 "Ooh, we moving to a booth?  | |||
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"Bourbon please. Straight." One straight bourbon for you and a little extra for your repeat visits. Have a lovely Sunday evening. | |||
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"I like my beers like I like my women, Belgian and good head "Coming right up sir.
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"Whiskey, double, on the rocks, a nice irish brand, toots choice "Absolutely coming right up! Hope your Sunday is going down smoothly like my drinks do. | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 try the red frame it's nice and quite.
Thank you kindly, 😂😂
Ooh, we moving to a booth? "Do.it!!! | |||
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"Good evening, I decided to return for a wee bit, may I please have a hot chocolate kind sir" Yes ofc absolutely. . | |||
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"Good evening, I decided to return for a wee bit, may I please have a hot chocolate kind sir Yes ofc absolutely. ."Make Vixen one like mine | |||
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"Good evening, I decided to return for a wee bit, may I please have a hot chocolate kind sir Yes ofc absolutely. .
Make Vixen one like mine "You know it | |||
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"My usual please Toots " Always one malibu coming right up. hope your having a lovely Sunday. | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots, Im Feeling a little saucey . One Pina colada for the sauce wild
Have a good Sunday evening mate.
Excellent Pina colada Sir, could I trouble you for a second ?
Of course you can.
Ooh, i might grab one of those too please
First Zombies and now Pina Coladas...oooohhhh alcoholic drinks friend......
We had best grab some stools at the bar then
Mr Toots...where's the flirting corner? 😉 try the red frame it's nice and quite.
Thank you kindly, 😂😂
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"Can I have sex on the beach? " Yes of course can anything for sparkles. 
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"Can I have sex on the beach? " You can but it's starting to get a tad chilly for that kinda shenanigans now  | |||
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"St Clements please, I'm still recovering from Fridays pub quiz ". Of course you can absolutely. Have a lovely Sunday evening. | |||
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"I am in the mood for a tipple of Bailey's please. Please take a drink for yourself too OP. Mrs" no more for me but your welcome to the bottle! Have a good Sunday evening. | |||
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"Ha I'm originally from Swad, it's always mad to see people from the hometown area on here. Also I'll take a Malibu and please "Yeah it's a wild place. Coming right up. | |||
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"Pulls up a stool and orders a double vodka thanks "One double vodka.for you my good sir.have a good night. | |||
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"I need a tequila rosè shot, then a lovely pint of fruity cider please I'm in a blimey, I can't say that delete it quick, kinda mood "One shot of rose for you.
Lmao I love those moods, say it quietly so I can hear just how bad it is. | |||
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"Can i have a lady boy please? "
Yes one coming right up. | |||
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"Red bull please Toots X and some nuts" Ooh absolutely may I join you with the nuts. | |||
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"Join me for another hot chocolate please kind sir. "Go one then why not, 2 hot chocs. | |||
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"Red bull please Toots X and some nuts Ooh absolutely may I join you with the nuts. "Rude not to | |||
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"Red bull please Toots X and some nuts Ooh absolutely may I join you with the nuts.
Rude not to"Thank-you how are you today ghoul? | |||
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"Who’s in charge of the jukebox? I’m blasting out a bit of Creedence Clearwater Revival at the moment" Excellent choice | |||
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"Excellent choice" Full volume while I do the dishes. I feel like such a badass housewife right now 😂😂 | |||
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"Excellent choice Full volume while I do the dishes. I feel like such a badass housewife right now 😂😂" Well you're welcome to come be a badaas housewife here if you're in the mood for it...... | |||
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"Well you're welcome to come be a badaas housewife here if you're in the mood for it...... "I wouldn’t say no to that. Let’s call it a wife fight, and let the soap bubbles fly 😂😂 | |||
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"Well you're welcome to come be a badaas housewife here if you're in the mood for it......
I wouldn’t say no to that. Let’s call it a wife fight, and let the soap bubbles fly 😂😂"Foam party in the kitchen it is then | |||
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"Foam party in the kitchen it is then "Now we’re talking! Let’s get a playlist on the go and get down and clean 😂 | |||
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"Any females or couples fancy a dogging meet cornwall? " No this is a bar, what you having sir | |||
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"I will sit and watch from outside" Why? Get in here. | |||
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"Beer and a whisky chaser please " Coming right up :-have a lovely night too!. | |||
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"Beer and a whisky chaser please Coming right up :-have a lovely night too!. "Ta and enjoy your night too | |||
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"I’ll have a Jamesons and Ginger please Tooty Fruity 🥃 " Absolutely would you like anything else. Well you get a shot, for being a returning customer
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"I’ll have a Jamesons and Ginger please Tooty Fruity 🥃 Absolutely would you like anything else. Well you get a shot, for being a returning customer
Having a good night?"I’ll take a shot of your finest golden tequila please
It’s been a tough couple of weeks. I’m here to get smashed! | |||
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"Foam party in the kitchen it is then
Now we’re talking! Let’s get a playlist on the go and get down and clean 😂"Yeah bring it on | |||
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"I’ll have a Jamesons and Ginger please Tooty Fruity 🥃 Absolutely would you like anything else. Well you get a shot, for being a returning customer
Having a good night?
I’ll take a shot of your finest golden tequila please
It’s been a tough couple of weeks. I’m here to get smashed!"Then let's get smashed.
Bring out the golden tequila!!!!! | |||
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"Tequila.!!! The basis of many a bad decision. Bring it on." .of course one tequila! Woo bad decisions.! | |||
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