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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Ends

👅👅👅

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
4 weeks ago

chichester

Wanking in church is naughty

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Ends


"Wanking in church is naughty "

How many hail marys shall I do

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
4 weeks ago

chichester


"Wanking in church is naughty

How many hail marys shall I do "

Personally just say your a johova instead then you don’t need to

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Ends


"Wanking in church is naughty

How many hail marys shall I do

Personally just say your a johova instead then you don’t need to "

yes boss

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By *ornucopiaMan
4 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
4 weeks ago

Bexley

I've currently got a young lovely intent on inducting me into her church congregation.

Told her my standard answer, "I'm too naughty for your church".

Could think of other places I would like to be communing with her on Sunday mornings!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

I need to offer penance for the number of swearing words I've used over the past few days

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Ends


"I need to offer penance for the number of swearing words I've used over the past few days "

Big love ❤️

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West


"I need to offer penance for the number of swearing words I've used over the past few days

Big love ❤️"

Can you offer hugs in this church?

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By *usyBusyElfWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

You can take me anywhere

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head

I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.

Offer me that deathless death

Oh good God let me give you my life.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

4 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I was born sick

But I love it

Command me to be well

Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen

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By *he ExcaliburMan
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

They say that Jesus loves me, but I worry about the age gap

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By *sWyldWoman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I love Hozier

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago


"I love Hozier"

Naw, skinny and pale gingers do nothing for me ;-p

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By *enk15Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham


"I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.

Offer me that deathless death

Oh good God let me give you my life.

"

Yep, exactly where my brain went

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By *oxychicWoman
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

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By *oxychicWoman
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

God loves a tryer and 🙂

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Ends


"I love Hozier

Naw, skinny and pale gingers do nothing for me ;-p "

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Great song-

I'm an atheist but whenever I venture out of London tawwwn I always visit churches in other cities and countries. Something about them hits different

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By *ickle-Lilly-Willy OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Ends

Just want to go down on someone today. Sigh.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
4 weeks ago

Wales

What a tune

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West


"Just want to go down on someone today. Sigh. "

Not on me you don't!

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By *orphia2003Woman
4 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.

Offer me that deathless death

Oh good God let me give you my life.

"

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By *agnar73Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Prefer Maren Morris’s My Church

‘When Hank brings the sermon and Cash leads the choir’

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

That’s a song title

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By *imi_RougeWoman
4 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Goddamn, you talkin' shit, better close your lips, you need to hush

Before the end of the night, I'm gonna have to take your ass to church...

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By *dfabMan
4 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Ah The Church❤️

Originally Willesden I scantily recall and then moved to Kings Cross.

A Sunday morning of buying Castlemaine XXXX by the crate and being entertained by strippers and comedians.

My mother back in Ireland thought I had almost got religion until one of the local Irish papers did an expose of the debauchery that went on of a Sunday morning in London

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