FabSwingers.com forum: I need a man

By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

who can do all those things around the house like sort the garden, clean the car, put some shelves up, clear all rubbish and tidy up the garage, change a couple of taps, regrout the patio stones and redecorate the house from top to bottom to start with. The likelihood is that there will be a few more things to add to the list. If you are out there please make yourself known, youbwill be revered. Any ladies want to lend such a partner out to me for a bit for some peace and quiet come forward too. So that I am not accused of being sexist, if you are a woman that can do all that, you'll do too. Thank you

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I need a man too but not for those things.

I'd like one who can fix cars and then fix me.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"I need a man too but not for those things.

I'd like one who can fix cars and then fix me. "

Ooos, forgot the car

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By *mmaleiaWoman
3 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

I need a top quality welder, I’ll marry him if he loves fixing Wasserboxer engines to boot

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I've got a list as long as my arm!!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"I've got a list as long as my arm!! "

They can always do alternate days

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"I've got a list as long as my arm!!

They can always do alternate days

I want one person who can do everything

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"I've got a list as long as my arm!!

They can always do alternate days

I want one person who can do everything

Not easy, is it?

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By *dam1971Man
3 weeks ago

Bedford

"I need a top quality welder, I’ll marry him if he loves fixing Wasserboxer engines to boot"

Is it excessive end float? That’s bad on the crankshaft as well as anywhere else

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By *oxychicWoman
3 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Maybe learn to do them yourself ?

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By *oontuneMan
3 weeks ago

Menston

Sounds to much like dating me.

Once all the work is done, she moves on to someone else.

I must have Mug written on my forehead.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
3 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

"I need a top quality welder, I’ll marry him if he loves fixing Wasserboxer engines to boot

Is it excessive end float? That’s bad on the crankshaft as well as anywhere else

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"Maybe learn to do them yourself ? "

Oh no

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

They’re all the very easy jobs, I need a sexy woman to help me with bricklaying, carpentry, roof repair and solar installation.

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales

I could do with a fella to hang a door back on its hinges properly.

If he could also pop two curtain rails back up I’d be grateful.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"I could do with a fella to hang a door back on its hinges properly.

If he could also pop two curtain rails back up I’d be grateful."

Your request might be more easily met than mine

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

I need one particular man 😘

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
3 weeks ago

chichester

I need a man moan at

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By *onestphilMan
3 weeks ago

Preston

Happy to hang a door and curtains rails handy with a drill lol

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By *urry BlokeMan
3 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I'm good at tidying and organising

I'm very methodical

I am, however, dreadful at anything practical

Remember Dangerous Brian?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"I'm good at tidying and organising

I'm very methodical

I am, however, dreadful at anything practical

Remember Dangerous Brian?

not too bad at organising either. The rest, oh well

. I am sure any minute now will get those yellow messages. I can feel it in my bones

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By *oo..Woman
3 weeks ago

Boo's World

I've done all the things you've listed MB , I'm not about to offer to do them all for you too! 🤣🤣

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"I've done all the things you've listed MB , I'm not about to offer to do them all for you too! 🤣🤣"

Oh well, I will just have to see if other offers flood in

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"I could do with a fella to hang a door back on its hinges properly.

If he could also pop two curtain rails back up I’d be grateful."

Genuinely can't work out if this is a request for help or a bunch of euphemisms - fabs has warped my mind

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

I can’t do any of that MB, I just need a man!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"I can’t do any of that MB, I just need a man!

I remain optimistic

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

"I can’t do any of that MB, I just need a man!

I remain optimistic "
😂😂😉x

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