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By *iceguy1980 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

staffordshire

43 now, wish I'd have been more clued up at my 20s 30s as I am now, I'd have fucking cleaned up them ym years, yeah I've gagged 3000+ birds bow but could have been so much more back them days if I was as confident then as I am now....

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By *iceguy1980 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

staffordshire

*shagged *300+ (3000 I wish!!)

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By *imi_RougeWoman
4 weeks ago

Portsmouth

👍🏻

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By *heBelladonnaWoman
4 weeks ago

A dazzling place you never knew

There is often a lot of clarity in hindsight.

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands

43 or 37?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Herts


"43 or 37?"

Or 35?

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands


"43 or 37?

Or 35?"

It's hurting my head

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head

You sure you know how old you are OP?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

You should see the other thread.

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By *ereforgigglesMan
4 weeks ago

Scotland

Immature*

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By *iscotti32Woman
4 weeks ago

gateshead

Between the 2 threads this guy is becoming my favourite 🤣

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Herts


"43 or 37?

Or 35?

It's hurting my head"

We can discuss your wanking technique another time but right now focus on this age thing

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Between the 2 threads this guy is becoming my favourite 🤣"
🤣 want a snack, gonna be a good night.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
4 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"*shagged *300+ (3000 I wish!!) "

I like the "gagged 3000" version best. Sounds exciting.

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By *iscotti32Woman
4 weeks ago

gateshead


"Between the 2 threads this guy is becoming my favourite 🤣 🤣 want a snack, gonna be a good night. "

Bag of choc nibs please 😂

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Between the 2 threads this guy is becoming my favourite 🤣 🤣 want a snack, gonna be a good night.

Bag of choc nibs please 😂"

Absolutely coming right up, toot bought the bar with him.

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By *r John WickMan
4 weeks ago

The Continental

Congratulations

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

[Removed by poster at 02/11/24 22:35:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago


"43 now, wish I'd have been more clued up at my 20s 30s as I am now, I'd have fucking cleaned up them ym years, yeah I've gagged 3000+ birds bow but could have been so much more back them days if I was as confident then as I am now.... "

You're not even old.

Plus... All the supposed: 'sexiest' men were/are 'older' anyway.... Clooney, Connory, Ford, Firth, Flynn... Me and all that.

Don't waste another 40-odd yrs!

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By *ascaIMan
4 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Loads of birds on here. Clean up.

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By *ony MannMan
3 weeks ago

New York City New York USA


"*shagged *300+ (3000 I wish!!) "

How is the bed post doing?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Is this the equivalent of texting your ex late of a night, after a few too many?

K

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Are you 35, 37 or 43?

Anyway cool story bro.

Mrs

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
3 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

'Cleaned up them' does the Gagger 3000+ come with attachments for the job? Like chimney sweep brushes?

I might be in the business for one of them, might have to compare models though

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"43 now, wish I'd have been more clued up at my 20s 30s as I am now, I'd have fucking cleaned up them ym years, yeah I've gagged 3000+ birds bow but could have been so much more back them days if I was as confident then as I am now.... "

Sounds like a serial killers manifesto.

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
3 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"*shagged *300+ (3000 I wish!!)

How is the bed post doing?"

They're whittled down to toothpicks now

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
3 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"You should see the other thread. "

Just did ...what a phrase!!!

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By *ustamanMan
3 weeks ago

weymouth


"'Cleaned up them' does the Gagger 3000+ come with attachments for the job? Like chimney sweep brushes?

I might be in the business for one of them, might have to compare models though"

I have a variety of brushes for clearing out the cobwebs in flues and a variety of other instruments (including an endoscope) should anyone have the need

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By *aven.Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Why I don't go for nice guys...

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
3 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Are you 35, 37 or 43?

Anyway cool story bro.

Mrs "

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"43 now, wish I'd have been more clued up at my 20s 30s as I am now, I'd have fucking cleaned up them ym years, yeah I've gagged 3000+ birds bow but could have been so much more back them days if I was as confident then as I am now.... "

Yes, if only you weren’t so immature *then*……

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By *oo..Woman
3 weeks ago

Boo's World

Phwoooaaarrrr

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By *urry BlokeMan
3 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I can't help but thinking this thread was started after one alcopop too many

Never mind tho, back to wanking in your Mams box room today

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By *iceguy1980 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

staffordshire

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By *iceguy1980 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

staffordshire


"I can't help but thinking this thread was started after one alcopop too many

Never mind tho, back to wanking in your Mams box room today "

Coming from the 53 year old that 'cannot accommodate cannot travel'

Wow so appealing

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By *iceguy1980 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

staffordshire


"Are you 35, 37 or 43?

Anyway cool story bro.

Mrs "

Like it matters for this profile, this aint the profile with the 100+ veris

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

The day of the "roast" 😂

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London


"43 or 37?

Or 35?"

Well the good news for the OP is that, at 35, he's still got time to clue himself up on all the lessons he's learnt by 42 that he didn't know when he was in his 20s and 30s.

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By *ffy.Woman
3 weeks ago

Fife

I’m so turned on right now.

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By *ovinglife!40Man
3 weeks ago

Hinckley


"43 now, wish I'd have been more clued up at my 20s 30s as I am now, I'd have fucking cleaned up them ym years, yeah I've gagged 3000+ birds bow but could have been so much more back them days if I was as confident then as I am now.... "

What are you actually saying OP??

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

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I do think there's something to be said for finding your confidence (or at least more of it) once you're middle aged. But you shouldn't look back and regret things, it's a waste of time.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

If I was mature I would’ve banged 2000+ right now.

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London


"I do think there's something to be said for finding your confidence (or at least more of it) once you're middle aged. But you shouldn't look back and regret things, it's a waste of time. "

But, Meli, all those birds I could have banged...

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By *iceguy1980 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

staffordshire


"I do think there's something to be said for finding your confidence (or at least more of it) once you're middle aged. But you shouldn't look back and regret things, it's a waste of time. "

Yeah just feel like the numbers could have been so much more

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum


"If I was mature I would’ve banged 2000+ right now. "

No you have to gag

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"43 now, wish I'd have been more clued up at my 20s 30s as I am now, I'd have fucking cleaned up them ym years, yeah I've gagged 3000+ birds bow but could have been so much more back them days if I was as confident then as I am now.... "

Oh my days, I love it when the false Fab age gets revealed

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By *iceguy1980 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

staffordshire

Hey guys come on its entertaining, I'm bored

This is more fun than messaging the women on here right

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
3 weeks ago

Ends


"If I was mature I would’ve banged 2000+ right now.

No you have to gag"

Am I being gagged

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By *ovinglife!40Man
3 weeks ago

Hinckley


"If I was mature I would’ve banged 2000+ right now.

No you have to gag"

Do you have numbers on here???

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum


"If I was mature I would’ve banged 2000+ right now.

No you have to gag

Am I being gagged "

Well either or 😜

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith


"43 now, wish I'd have been more clued up at my 20s 30s as I am now, I'd have fucking cleaned up them ym years, yeah I've gagged 3000+ birds bow but could have been so much more back them days if I was as confident then as I am now.... "
This kinda sums it all up for me ,carry on the great work .

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By *iceguy1980 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

staffordshire


"43 now, wish I'd have been more clued up at my 20s 30s as I am now, I'd have fucking cleaned up them ym years, yeah I've gagged 3000+ birds bow but could have been so much more back them days if I was as confident then as I am now....

Oh my days, I love it when the false Fab age gets revealed"

Hey mate theres some right milfs who live on the same street just off pennycroft/grange road

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Well these threads sure became entertainment.

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

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"I do think there's something to be said for finding your confidence (or at least more of it) once you're middle aged. But you shouldn't look back and regret things, it's a waste of time.

Yeah just feel like the numbers could have been so much more "

Ah well! With your blossoming confidence you can find many more women - you're not past it.

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