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By (user no longer on site) OP
4 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
4 weeks ago

You are invited...

...To a friendly get-together with the Kray twins, Al Capone and Vlad The Impaler (and they 'insist' you attend).

As you sit down at the table where Reginald is pouring the tea, Ronald is removing his spectacles to get a good look at you, Capone is practicing his batting skills as Vlad continues polishing his new spike...

...What are your first words...

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By *iddlesticksMan
4 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Have you got any brown sauce.

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By *MattyMan
4 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Gentlemen, This tea better be good or there will be hell to play..........

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

So who's in charge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
4 weeks ago

"Gentlemen, This tea better be good or there will be hell to play.........."

Lol! Love it x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Got any coffee? 🤷‍♂️

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By *MattyMan
4 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"Gentlemen, This tea better be good or there will be hell to play..........

Lol! Love it x"

or...I hope you have sugar and milk or I'm going to kick right off.......

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By *ust another WonkoMan
4 weeks ago

here and there

I assume you are here to bow before WONKO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
4 weeks ago

"Gentlemen, This tea better be good or there will be hell to play..........

Lol! Love it x

or...I hope you have sugar and milk or I'm going to kick right off......."

Lol!

'Nice toothpick there Vlad!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
4 weeks ago

"I assume you are here to bow before WONKO! "

This cannot end well lol!

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By *MattyMan
4 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"Gentlemen, This tea better be good or there will be hell to play..........

Lol! Love it x

or...I hope you have sugar and milk or I'm going to kick right off.......

Lol!

'Nice toothpick there Vlad!'"

who your side kick monkey Reggie?

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By *Jblue321Man
4 weeks ago

Chester

Compliment their mother’s and ask what’s for tea? Kray twins infamous mothers boys, al Capone also so feel like I’ve got majority on side and glad won’t understand English so maybe just put a cork on his spear

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By *MattyMan
4 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Care there Vlad, you could have someone's eye out with that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
4 weeks ago

"Compliment their mother’s and ask what’s for tea? Kray twins infamous mothers boys, al Capone also so feel like I’ve got majority on side and glad won’t understand English so maybe just put a cork on his spear"

Ooo I duno... saying to Capone: 'hows yer mother' might not go down well lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I used to live in a building apparently once owned by Capone. My x boss lives in the flat where the krays killed jake "the hat" mcvittie.

I'd probably bore them with that triva and complement Vlad on him inspiring the character of Dracula

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

O’rate lads, fucking hell, you lot look good for dead guys, what you been up to.

The mr

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By *ip73Man
3 weeks ago

Stanwell

Are we going to fuck or what?

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Hello boys

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

The gangsters are today are more friendly. And then I’d dramatically walk off.

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

im the fuckin daddy

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By *NormalMan01Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

Who’s for a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Anyone want a Maccie D's??

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Jeez, that's a lot of unpleasant mess for 4 bullets.

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith

"You are invited...

...To a friendly get-together with the Kray twins, Al Capone and Vlad The Impaler (and they 'insist' you attend).

...What are your first words..."
Can I bring a coffin .

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
3 weeks ago

london

Who’s for a game of hide and seek?

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By *oo..Woman
3 weeks ago

Boo's World

To Ronnie and Reggie

I'd say: "my grandad knew you two" for many years.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

"To Ronnie and Reggie

I'd say: "my grandad knew you two" for many years. "

😱

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

"To Ronnie and Reggie

I'd say: "my grandad knew you two" for many years. "

My father in law and brothers grew up with them.

One of them refused an offer to work with them.

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

I'd say "One sugar please gentlemen, any cake?"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

"To Ronnie and Reggie

I'd say: "my grandad knew you two" for many years.

My father in law and brothers grew up with them.

One of them refused an offer to work with them.

Blimey!

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville

If it's a round table I'd be all friendly, if it's a rectangular one I'd sit in the boss seat as I'd be the guest, if they are all dressed up in gimpy leathers and chaps, I'd back out slowly and claim my name was Bob.

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