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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon

.... you are watching a porn film, and suddenly exclaim "oh, those curtains would look nice in our lounge!" lol!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I found out what a mobile should be used for last night - was rather surprissed cos mine says keep dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me all night to do what i used to do all night xx

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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon


"I found out what a mobile should be used for last night - was rather surprissed cos mine says keep dry "

Ordering take-away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stanna stair lifts look tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stanna stair lifts look tempting "

Have ya seen the bloody prices though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when music to you is a memory but to your kids it's history.

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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon


"You know you're getting old when music to you is a memory but to your kids it's history. "

My son found our vinyl collection, pulled out a single, and said...."is this an old fashioned cd dad?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you're getting old when music to you is a memory but to your kids it's history.

My son found our vinyl collection, pulled out a single, and said...."is this an old fashioned cd dad?""

See what I mean!

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Now that you can afford to drink it only gives you a headache, unlike the days when you couldn't afford it and could drink like a fish!

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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon


"Now that you can afford to drink it only gives you a headache, unlike the days when you couldn't afford it and could drink like a fish! "

Luckily, I still dont get hangovers..... however, when I got d*unk when I was younger, we used to have fantastic discussions about how we were going to put the world to rights...... now I just spout d*unken gibberish lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when you tell your kids to turn the music down so you can hear the news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to use Vaseline for sex

Put it on the bedroom door handles and the kids can't get in.

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

when you get the Horlicks out and your cosy slippers ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you cant affored to waste an erection

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

when you bend down to tie your shoes

and think what else can i do while i`m down here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i let out a huge sigh after i tie my laces.

It makes me exhausted!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

You know your getting old when your profile turns up on a "granny" website.....

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

You know when you're getting old.I was watching porn last week and found myself thinking,fuck me that bed looks comfy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know your getting old when your profile turns up on a "granny" website..... "

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You git!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you're getting old.I was watching porn last week and found myself thinking,fuck me that bed looks comfy! "

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PMSL!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"You know your getting old when your profile turns up on a "granny" website.....

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You git!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

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Lol...that hit a nerve!!

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