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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

Curtains to wipe your dick on?

For me, it's seasonal.

Autumn and Winter, a heavier material, but none of this dull, dark brown stuff. Mid-blues are good.

Spring and Summer, a lovely, light voile. Sunburst orange never lets you down

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By *nya NeesWoman
15 weeks ago

Brum

I don't have a dick to wipe, but if I did I imagine something nice and soft like velveteen would be pleasant

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I don't have a dick to wipe, but if I did I imagine something nice and soft like velveteen would be pleasant "

For the purposes and duration of this thread, consider yourself be-dicked and graciously welcomed xx

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By *nya NeesWoman
15 weeks ago

Brum

Amazing 🤩

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Panties are always my fav to clean up

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By *nnandElleCouple
15 weeks ago

Brackley

Beef curtains

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Amazing 🤩"

Stick with me kid, and we'll take your dick to the stars

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

A nice crushed velvet feels good

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By *ellhungvweMan
15 weeks ago

Cheltenham

When I meet couples I always think it is classier to use their lounge curtains rather than the bedroom ones. Gives them something to talk about with their neighbours.

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By *obilebottomMan
15 weeks ago

All over

Muslin all the way. Soft and good for back and front

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By *dam1971Man
15 weeks ago

Bedford

Wooden horizontal blinds, I like the syncopation

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

Some very intelligent and entirely realistic choices already

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By *ffervescentMan
15 weeks ago

winfrith

I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

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By *ildTimes.Man
15 weeks ago

Colchester/London

I have blinds and now they're permanently stuck in the down position, really should sort that....

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on ."

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Black out blind, so it looks like a slug crawled across it.

The mr

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By *ildTimes.Man
15 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?"

Secrets of the pros eh? 💪

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?

Secrets of the pros eh? 💪"

Mr KOTCT taught me everything I know. He even held my willy when he taught me. A lot.

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By *ansoffateMan
15 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Velvet, deep purple.

I'm a connoisseur of the zuffle.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Velvet, deep purple.

I'm a connoisseur of the zuffle."

2025 username:

DrMuffZuffler

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

It’s about the drop for me. Need curtains that aren’t too high up the wall

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It’s about the drop for me. Need curtains that aren’t too high up the wall

Or sit on her shoulders?

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"It’s about the drop for me. Need curtains that aren’t too high up the wall

Or sit on her shoulders?

Short men do get kinky

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
15 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I wouldn’t wipe my beautiful penis on anything other than silk.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
15 weeks ago

The Continental

Only got one pair in the house. And I can’t soul those, as they belong to mini wick.

I have to use the Roman blind. But that comes with a bonus. It’s electric, so all I have to do is stand there and use the up and down button to polish the dick after a fuck.

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I wouldn’t wipe my beautiful penis on anything other than silk.

If it’s some other guys bedroom curtains it feels like silk

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By *vaRose43Woman
15 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

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By *ir tootMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds"

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
15 weeks ago

Londontown

Love a bit of chiffon

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

Put your dick on an anvil, and let Eva whack it with those blinds

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By *vaRose43Woman
15 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

Put your dick on an anvil, and let Eva whack it with those blinds

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

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By *ir tootMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

Put your dick on an anvil, and let Eva whack it with those blinds

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

🤔 here me out..

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Go hardcore, use aluminium blinds

Put your dick on an anvil, and let Eva whack it with those blinds

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

Only for Eva

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By *ffervescentMan
15 weeks ago

winfrith

"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?"
Ahh yes but up down can buckle the blinds across is so much better .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?Ahh yes but up down can buckle the blinds across is so much better ."

I think you're feigning concern for the welfare of your blinds, when in reality you just love that dick-scratch dynamic.

Nice work

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By *ife NinjaMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

We had fibreglass curtains when I was a kid. Brown and orange. Stylish in the 70s. Can imagine they may have been a little bit itchy to wipe your nob on

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By *ffervescentMan
15 weeks ago

winfrith

"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?Ahh yes but up down can buckle the blinds across is so much better .

I think you're feigning concern for the welfare of your blinds, when in reality you just love that dick-scratch dynamic.

Nice work

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I've damaged them irreparably already ,BBQ revellers.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
15 weeks ago

Leeds

"I have blinds and very awkward to wipe dick on .

It's important to do it "up-down" rather than "side-side" to avoid unwelcome cuts I find?

Secrets of the pros eh? 💪

Mr KOTCT taught me everything I know. He even held my willy when he taught me. A lot.

Worst student ever!, give it here let me show you how to do it.

The mr

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