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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Come get your Friday night drinks!

And maybe stay chat next our pool and balcony.

Looking for advice for a permanent name and description because toot gets confused easily.

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Jagerbombs for me tonight please barman

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By *.hrisMan
4 weeks ago

Bath

Sod it, I'll have some flaming B52's please.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
4 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Do you have a foot masseur, I’d love me 1 of those while slurping your finest hot chocolate please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Jagerbombs for me tonight please barman "

Coming right up.

Mind if i down one too?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sod it, I'll have some flaming B52's please."

Coming right up !

Enjoy your evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

A rum punch would be Tooty fucking fruity right now x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

I need a massage, a cuddle and a steak.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Do you have a foot masseur, I’d love me 1 of those while slurping your finest hot chocolate please "

I can turn into a masseur for the night I'm pretty good virtually.

Not actually though.

One lovely deliciously hot chocolate for you.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A rum punch would be Tooty fucking fruity right now x "

One rum punch coming right up!

Sounds good actually. 😋

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I need a massage, a cuddle and a steak. "

I can't massage sadly but I guess i can cuddle, steaks almost done don't worry.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
4 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"I need a massage, a cuddle and a steak. "

Oh, I might join you for this, sounds better than my request

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By *itygamesMan
4 weeks ago

UK

ive already got a brandy thanks ....a bowl of peanuts , olives crisps and dips please.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I need a massage, a cuddle and a steak.

Oh, I might join you for this, sounds better than my request "

Well cuddles and steaks, I would botch the massage knowing me so. 🤣

Anyway another steak is coming!

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"ive already got a brandy thanks ....a bowl of peanuts , olives crisps and dips please."

coming right up, enjoy your brandy aswell.

Hope you a lovely evening sir.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
4 weeks ago

North West


"I need a massage, a cuddle and a steak.

Oh, I might join you for this, sounds better than my request "

You're very welcome to join me Emma.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I need a massage, a cuddle and a steak.

Oh, I might join you for this, sounds better than my request

You're very welcome to join me Emma. "

I have a feeling this is gonna be a busy night.

Anyway 2 steaks and hot chocolates for you both.

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Make mine a double southern comfort I'll take it and sit at the pools edge, with my thoughts

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Make mine a double southern comfort I'll take it and sit at the pools edge, with my thoughts"

One double coming right up,

We've a little party going on the pool so go in and have fun

Please.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
4 weeks ago

London

As its Diwali today Ill take a rum lassi please Toots 🎆

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Make mine a double southern comfort I'll take it and sit at the pools edge, with my thoughts

One double coming right up,

We've a little party going on the pool so go in and have fun

Please. "

Maybe in a bit thank you kind sir

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
4 weeks ago

North West


"I need a massage, a cuddle and a steak.

Oh, I might join you for this, sounds better than my request

You're very welcome to join me Emma.

I have a feeling this is gonna be a busy night.

Anyway 2 steaks and hot chocolates for you both. "

You're a prince amongst piglets Toots.

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By *etwife8230Couple
4 weeks ago

Newport

Something really really strong please x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I need a massage, a cuddle and a steak.

Oh, I might join you for this, sounds better than my request

You're very welcome to join me Emma.

I have a feeling this is gonna be a busy night.

Anyway 2 steaks and hot chocolates for you both.

You're a prince amongst piglets Toots. "

Well I'll make sure to look after the piglets then.

Toot actually has no idea what that means. 🤣

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"As its Diwali today Ill take a rum lassi please Toots 🎆"

Ooh one rum lassi coming up!

Good day today juicy?

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Make mine a double southern comfort I'll take it and sit at the pools edge, with my thoughts

One double coming right up,

We've a little party going on the pool so go in and have fun

Please.

Maybe in a bit thank you kind sir"

Your welcome anytime.

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By *llshaun88Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

Anything to wet the ol whistle for me 😉

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Something really really strong please x"

One really strong drink coming up.

I hope it's to your liking.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Anything to wet the ol whistle for me 😉"

One double whisky and on ice for you then I think.

I do hope you enjoy, that whisky is special.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

Pint of pinot please 🤣🤣

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

can i tempt you with 2 pints?

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town


"

can i tempt you with 2 pints?

"

And a packet of crisps please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"

can i tempt you with 2 pints?

And a packet of crisps please"

What's your order sir that was for someone else?

I misplaced the reply 🤣

What drink would you like?

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By *ackformore100Man
4 weeks ago

Tin town


"

can i tempt you with 2 pints?

And a packet of crisps please

What's your order sir that was for someone else?

I misplaced the reply 🤣

What drink would you like?"

Pint of level hood please bar person

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"

can i tempt you with 2 pints?

And a packet of crisps please

What's your order sir that was for someone else?

I misplaced the reply 🤣

What drink would you like?

Pint of level hood please bar person"

Coming right up.

Have a lovely friday evening.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
4 weeks ago

London


"As its Diwali today Ill take a rum lassi please Toots 🎆

Ooh one rum lassi coming up!

Good day today juicy?"

Its been ok thanks Toots. Hows yours been? X

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"As its Diwali today Ill take a rum lassi please Toots 🎆

Ooh one rum lassi coming up!

Good day today juicy?

Its been ok thanks Toots. Hows yours been? X"

Boring so dam Boring, but im good thanks!

I want to go out and just well have some fun!

Not like that well maybe like that abit, but not all like that.

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By *iker JackMan
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I haven’t had an alcoholic drink for many years, today is close, so a cold Pepsi max with lots of ice and a quiet corner please

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I haven’t had an alcoholic drink for many years, today is close, so a cold Pepsi max with lots of ice and a quiet corner please "

One Pepsi max good sir, I hope the rest of your evening is pleasant.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Hey people the night is still young, and the booze is still flowing.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

No drinks for me quite yet, I’m waiting to find out if I still need to drive or not

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Taxi please.....

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"No drinks for me quite yet, I’m waiting to find out if I still need to drive or not "

Well we will be open night.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Taxi please....."

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk.

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Taxi please.....

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk. "

I wasn't d*unk to begin with

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Taxi please.....

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk.

I wasn't d*unk to begin with "

Oh my, I mean if I wasn't working, I'd offer you a ride. $-we do cuddles though.

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By *NormalMan01Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

Something non-alcoholic please chap

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

Can I please have an extra large Malbec Toots? And one for yourself xx

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Something non-alcoholic please chap "

🤔

What about a mocktail, specially infused with some exotic ingredients.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I please have an extra large Malbec Toots? And one for yourself xx"

Well hello there, coming right up.

How are you tonight?

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Can I please have an extra large Malbec Toots? And one for yourself xx

Well hello there, coming right up.

How are you tonight?"

Cheers 😁

I am very good thankyou 🥰

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I please have an extra large Malbec Toots? And one for yourself xx

Well hello there, coming right up.

How are you tonight?

Cheers 😁

I am very good thankyou 🥰"

Good and oh do please stay awhile, we are also offering cuddles now.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Can I please have an extra large Malbec Toots? And one for yourself xx

Well hello there, coming right up.

How are you tonight?

Cheers 😁

I am very good thankyou 🥰

Good and oh do please stay awhile, we are also offering cuddles now. "

Excellent 😘

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By *ife NinjaMan
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Can I please have an extra large Malbec Toots? And one for yourself xx

Well hello there, coming right up.

How are you tonight?

Cheers 😁

I am very good thankyou 🥰

Good and oh do please stay awhile, we are also offering cuddles now.

Excellent 😘"

Looks like I've turned up at the right moment

I'll have a straight double cointreau please

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By *NormalMan01Man
4 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Something non-alcoholic please chap

🤔

What about a mocktail, specially infused with some exotic ingredients.

"

I’m curious about the exotic ingredients toots my man! But… er… ok.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I please have an extra large Malbec Toots? And one for yourself xx

Well hello there, coming right up.

How are you tonight?

Cheers 😁

I am very good thankyou 🥰

Good and oh do please stay awhile, we are also offering cuddles now.

Excellent 😘"

You knowit.

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By *oo..Woman
4 weeks ago

Boo's World

🍹

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Taxi please.....

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk.

I wasn't d*unk to begin with

Oh my, I mean if I wasn't working, I'd offer you a ride. $-we do cuddles though. "

Ooh you may have just tempted me to stay a bit longer if cuddles are on offer, I won't turn them down.....

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Taxi please.....

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk.

I wasn't d*unk to begin with

Oh my, I mean if I wasn't working, I'd offer you a ride. $-we do cuddles though.

Ooh you may have just tempted me to stay a bit longer if cuddles are on offer, I won't turn them down..... "

we've already had 2 customers leave happy, so your more then welcome.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"

🍹"

Hey boo, one malibu for you.

I hope your having a lovely friday.

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Taxi please.....

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk.

I wasn't d*unk to begin with

Oh my, I mean if I wasn't working, I'd offer you a ride. $-we do cuddles though.

Ooh you may have just tempted me to stay a bit longer if cuddles are on offer, I won't turn them down..... we've already had 2 customers leave happy, so your more then welcome."

I may want more though......

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Taxi please.....

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk.

I wasn't d*unk to begin with

Oh my, I mean if I wasn't working, I'd offer you a ride. $-we do cuddles though.

Ooh you may have just tempted me to stay a bit longer if cuddles are on offer, I won't turn them down..... we've already had 2 customers leave happy, so your more then welcome.

I may want more though...... "

I'll give this a thought we don't usually do "more" in the bar.

Well in the bar.

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Taxi please.....

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk.

I wasn't d*unk to begin with

Oh my, I mean if I wasn't working, I'd offer you a ride. $-we do cuddles though.

Ooh you may have just tempted me to stay a bit longer if cuddles are on offer, I won't turn them down..... we've already had 2 customers leave happy, so your more then welcome.

I may want more though......

I'll give this a thought we don't usually do "more" in the bar.

Well in the bar. "

Just more cuddles, I'm greedy when it comes to cuddles 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Taxi please.....

On its way but you should know once you walk out those doors you'll no longer be d*unk.

I wasn't d*unk to begin with

Oh my, I mean if I wasn't working, I'd offer you a ride. $-we do cuddles though.

Ooh you may have just tempted me to stay a bit longer if cuddles are on offer, I won't turn them down..... we've already had 2 customers leave happy, so your more then welcome.

I may want more though......

I'll give this a thought we don't usually do "more" in the bar.

Well in the bar.

Just more cuddles, I'm greedy when it comes to cuddles 😆 🤣 😂 😹 "

Go for it, it's all free.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
4 weeks ago

London

Ill take a masala martini and a cuddle please toots x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ill take a masala martini and a cuddle please toots x"

Always welcome for a cuddle, and your martini.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth

Good evening…going to break with tradition…pass the rum…leave the bottle…thanks 👍

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening…going to break with tradition…pass the rum…leave the bottle…thanks 👍"

One bottle rum coming to you right now.

Hope your having a lovely evening

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Do we have any cards or board games to hand kind sir

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Do we have any cards or board games to hand kind sir"

We do now.

All of the ones you want.

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Do we have any cards or board games to hand kind sir

We do now.

All of the ones you want."

Thank you I'll have a pack of cards to play solitaire

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

If that’s the case, pass the gin leave the bottle thanks

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Do we have any cards or board games to hand kind sir

We do now.

All of the ones you want.

Thank you I'll have a pack of cards to play solitaire "

Of course.

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Good evening…going to break with tradition…pass the rum…leave the bottle…thanks 👍

One bottle rum coming to you right now.

Hope your having a lovely evening

"

Thankyou…been better..hence the run 👍

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening…going to break with tradition…pass the rum…leave the bottle…thanks 👍

One bottle rum coming to you right now.

Hope your having a lovely evening

Thankyou…been better..hence the run 👍"

Same same, take care my friend

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Do we have any cards or board games to hand kind sir

We do now.

All of the ones you want.

Thank you I'll have a pack of cards to play solitaire "

I’m pretty good at go fish….

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Sitting in the corner quietly watching everyone get d*unk while playing solitaire

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Do we have any cards or board games to hand kind sir

We do now.

All of the ones you want.

Thank you I'll have a pack of cards to play solitaire

I’m pretty good at go fish…."

Come play fish then

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head

Can I have a coffee please? And a game of pool of anyone fancies it?

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Can I have a coffee please? And a game of pool of anyone fancies it? "

Game of Pool sounds good 👍

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Can I have a coffee please? And a game of pool of anyone fancies it? "

Of course you can

Pool tables in games room.

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By *zeroMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Cup of tea please. If you can get through to Toots Cafe

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Cup of tea please. If you can get through to Toots Cafe"

The bar does both actually, the cafe does not.

So have what you want my good man.

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Back to single solitaire

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Can I have a coffee please? And a game of pool of anyone fancies it?

Game of Pool sounds good 👍"

Great

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire "

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles "

Go on then

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then "

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then "

Brilliant

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool..... "

Haha I’d have thought you’d be better at slotting balls? I’ll shaddap haha

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm ready for something hot and steamy now

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Irish coffee

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool..... "

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Irish coffee "
.

You almost had me there,

One Irish coffee coming right up.

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

Haha I’d have thought you’d be better at slotting balls? I’ll shaddap haha "

Not those hard round ones gaha

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁 "

Are we drinking it straight?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

Haha I’d have thought you’d be better at slotting balls? I’ll shaddap haha

Not those hard round ones gaha"

I genuinely am crap at pool, till I’ve had about 2 pints, then I’m amazing, one more and I’m crap again

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

Haha I’d have thought you’d be better at slotting balls? I’ll shaddap haha

Not those hard round ones gaha

I genuinely am crap at pool, till I’ve had about 2 pints, then I’m amazing, one more and I’m crap again "

Well I guess we are in trouble then 🤷 😅 🙃

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight? "

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁"

Quality stuff here my friend.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

Haha I’d have thought you’d be better at slotting balls? I’ll shaddap haha

Not those hard round ones gaha

I genuinely am crap at pool, till I’ve had about 2 pints, then I’m amazing, one more and I’m crap again

Well I guess we are in trouble then 🤷 😅 🙃 "

Still waiting for the gin I ordered, service here is slow

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

Haha I’d have thought you’d be better at slotting balls? I’ll shaddap haha

Not those hard round ones gaha

I genuinely am crap at pool, till I’ve had about 2 pints, then I’m amazing, one more and I’m crap again

Well I guess we are in trouble then 🤷 😅 🙃 "

🤣 sounds like we have this in the bag 😂

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

Haha I’d have thought you’d be better at slotting balls? I’ll shaddap haha

Not those hard round ones gaha

I genuinely am crap at pool, till I’ve had about 2 pints, then I’m amazing, one more and I’m crap again

Well I guess we are in trouble then 🤷 😅 🙃

Still waiting for the gin I ordered, service here is slow "

It's slow gin

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

[Removed by poster at 01/11/24 21:09:14]

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

Haha I’d have thought you’d be better at slotting balls? I’ll shaddap haha

Not those hard round ones gaha

I genuinely am crap at pool, till I’ve had about 2 pints, then I’m amazing, one more and I’m crap again

Well I guess we are in trouble then 🤷 😅 🙃

Still waiting for the gin I ordered, service here is slow

It's slow gin"

Forum closed! You win 🏆

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁"

My type of drink

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

Quality stuff here my friend."

Of that I have no doubt 👍

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

One gin apologies thought I did give it you.

Here's an extra bottle.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"One gin apologies thought I did give it you.

Here's an extra bottle."

I’m which case, it was worth that wait, many thanks toots

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink"

Let’s get cracking 👍

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍"

Pour me one out

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out"

Here you go…one to start and another to keep it company

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out"

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all "

The more the merrier

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier "

That’s the spirit

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Here you go…one to start and another to keep it company "

Thank you kindly

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier "

Can I have one too please?

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please? "

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁"

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha "

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂"

Don't pot the white or the black I do know that much... hic

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Don't pot the white or the black I do know that much... hic "

Not sure I can even see the balls anymore 🍻

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Don't pot the white or the black I do know that much... hic

Not sure I can even see the balls anymore 🍻 "

We still talking about pool? 😂

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂"

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition "

Stop distracting me from my shot haha

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition "

Oooh don't forget to chalk the bat....oh I mean the cue

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

Stop distracting me from my shot haha "

Me?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

Stop distracting me from my shot haha

Me? "

Yes you and those accursed boobs of yours haha

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

Oooh don't forget to chalk the bat....oh I mean the cue"

Good point, better get on that...

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition "

It's just motivation right.

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By *rincipessaWoman
4 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Evening toots. Can I have a G&T please. Surprise me with something nice but I like my gin flavoured with gin not some fruity stuff

Thank you and join me, have one yourself

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right. "

Of course!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
4 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A shag in the park please

25ml vodka 25ml pack schnapps, 25ml blue bols and 125 ml fresh orange.

Shaken and served over ice thanks

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By *iddlesticksMan
4 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

A nice glass of red wine for me please, and a pack of crisps of course.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A shag in the park please

25ml vodka 25ml pack schnapps, 25ml blue bols and 125 ml fresh orange.

Shaken and served over ice thanks"

No the first one sorry mate.

Coming right up with the rest.

Hope your night is going well.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A nice glass of red wine for me please, and a pack of crisps of course. "

Of course sir, and how are you tonight?

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By *RWoodyCouple
4 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Hiya Mr Toots 👋

I'll have a double Malibu tonight please, that would be Fab thank you.

How's your Friday been? Hope its been kind to you.

J x

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

Oooh don't forget to chalk the bat....oh I mean the cue

Good point, better get on that..."

All chalked up…one eye close to focus and minimise boob distraction…I’m ready to take a shot…if only I could remember what colour….

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course! "

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

Oooh don't forget to chalk the bat....oh I mean the cue

Good point, better get on that...

All chalked up…one eye close to focus and minimise boob distraction…I’m ready to take a shot…if only I could remember what colour….

"

I’ll take one for the team and distract the distracting boobs

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hiya Mr Toots 👋

I'll have a double Malibu tonight please, that would be Fab thank you.

How's your Friday been? Hope its been kind to you.

J x"

Ooh double malibu of course.

Ehh it's been boring but not terrible I suppose.

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off. "

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋"

. Nono

I won't have you being naked on the table.

We have some rules sometimes.

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By *winging_couple300Couple
4 weeks ago

Doncaster

Gin tonight, been a long week

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off. "

I did I can multi task....

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Gin tonight, been a long week "

Of course, coming right up.

Hope your having a lovely night.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋"

I'm game

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By *rincipessaWoman
4 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Mr bartender, I’m parched. Do I need to flash my tits to get your attention

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋

I'm game "

I’ve heard of something called 9 ball before? Just a thought haha

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I did I can multi task...."

I think you should work here

Because You've got good eyes.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Mr bartender, I’m parched. Do I need to flash my tits to get your attention "

No, but it absolutely helps round here

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Mr bartender, I’m parched. Do I need to flash my tits to get your attention "

Nope what would you like?

It is optional but not needed at all.

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋

I'm game "

Hop on then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
4 weeks ago

Wirral.

Good evening Toots!

Could I have a ginger ale and a packet of Scampi Fries? 😋

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By *rincipessaWoman
4 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

I’d still like that G&T please

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By *winging_couple300Couple
4 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Gin tonight, been a long week

Of course, coming right up.

Hope your having a lovely night. "

Thank you, very quiet and relaxing

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋

I'm game

Hop on then "

Do I get a lap?

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋. Nono

I won't have you being naked on the table.

We have some rules sometimes."

Now who said anything about being naked!!!

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋

I'm game

Hop on then

Do I get a lap? "

Quite happy for you to sit on mine

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’d still like that G&T please"

Il be honest I can't keep up, so apologies If i missed you.

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening Toots!

Could I have a ginger ale and a packet of Scampi Fries? 😋"

Coming right up sorry for the delay, its quite hectic.

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋. Nono

I won't have you being naked on the table.

We have some rules sometimes.

Now who said anything about being naked!!!"

Exactly and don’t have to be on…could go with over

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By *rincipessaWoman
4 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,


"I’d still like that G&T please

Il be honest I can't keep up, so apologies If i missed you.

"

You look like a man who would appreciate a hand

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋. Nono

I won't have you being naked on the table.

We have some rules sometimes.

Now who said anything about being naked!!!

Exactly and don’t have to be on…could go with over "

Oooh bent over I like that.... hang one while I take a shot

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’d still like that G&T please

Il be honest I can't keep up, so apologies If i missed you.

You look like a man who would appreciate a hand "

I definitely could, any hand would be appreciated.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
4 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Toots!

Could I have a ginger ale and a packet of Scampi Fries? 😋

Coming right up sorry for the delay, its quite hectic."

That's perfectly OK. You're doing a grand job 👏 x

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening Toots!

Could I have a ginger ale and a packet of Scampi Fries? 😋

Coming right up sorry for the delay, its quite hectic.

That's perfectly OK. You're doing a grand job 👏 x"

It's because of the stacked replies they take up so much room.😭

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

If we can find a fourth we can doubles

Go on then

I have to warn you I'm terrible at pool.....

I find a few shots of rum helps with accuracy…well optimism 😁

Are we drinking it straight?

If it’s good stuff won’t spoil it with a mixer 😁

My type of drink

Let’s get cracking 👍

Pour me one out

Whilst it’s flowing freely I’ll take one and all

The more the merrier

Can I have one too please?

Would be rude not too given you started the pool comp 😁

Not much pool is actually getting done with all these free shots haha

😂way I see it if the rum keeps flowing there’ll be some cracking trick shots…or something else 😂

Or boobs. There's always boobs at a pool competition

It's just motivation right.

Of course!

Absolutely And thankfully noone noticed the barman took his pants off.

I think the table is strong enough for five….😋. Nono

I won't have you being naked on the table.

We have some rules sometimes.

Now who said anything about being naked!!!

Exactly and don’t have to be on…could go with over

Oooh bent over I like that.... hang one while I take a shot"

You take yours whilst I take mine

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Good evening Toots!

Could I have a ginger ale and a packet of Scampi Fries? 😋

Coming right up sorry for the delay, its quite hectic.

That's perfectly OK. You're doing a grand job 👏 x

It's because of the stacked replies they take up so much room.😭"

My apologies kind sir

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"

Do I get a lap?

Quite happy for you to sit on mine"

Ooo thank you

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening Toots!

Could I have a ginger ale and a packet of Scampi Fries? 😋

Coming right up sorry for the delay, its quite hectic.

That's perfectly OK. You're doing a grand job 👏 x

It's because of the stacked replies they take up so much room.😭

My apologies kind sir"

Not you it's fab 🤣

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
4 weeks ago

your head


"

It's because of the stacked replies they take up so much room.😭"

Sorry

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By *IXEN200Woman
4 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Back to single solitaire

Oooh bent over I like that.... hang one while I take a shot

You take yours whilst I take mine "

Don't miss the hole.... errr pocket

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"

Do I get a lap?

Quite happy for you to sit on mine

Ooo thank you "

Who’s shot it it even now anyways? Haha

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By *ir Toot of the frost OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"

It's because of the stacked replies they take up so much room.😭

Sorry

"

Nah its all good, it's fun tonight.

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Back to single solitaire

Oooh bent over I like that.... hang one while I take a shot

You take yours whilst I take mine

Don't miss the hole.... errr pocket"

I won’t

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