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The Pre-Coital Questionnaire

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By *enk15 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham

If you could have a potential sexual partner fill out a questionnaire beforehand, without it being totally weird and getting you blocked... what questions would you include?

I'll go first I suppose...

On a scale of 1-10, how hard would you kick me if I tried to suck your toe?

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By *mf123Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

How deep is your love mitten

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By *heBelladonnaWoman
4 weeks ago

A dazzling place you never knew

It would be exactly 666 questions long, in an excel spreadsheet, with numbers and values attached to each score 1-5 most likely to least likely, and it would automatically count the totals and give me a very narrow view of what someone things or at least what they can be arsed to answer on an unnecessary list of questions to determine their suitability to deep dive into me. 🤣

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By *enk15 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham


"It would be exactly 666 questions long, in an excel spreadsheet, with numbers and values attached to each score 1-5 most likely to least likely, and it would automatically count the totals and give me a very narrow view of what someone things or at least what they can be arsed to answer on an unnecessary list of questions to determine their suitability to deep dive into me. 🤣 "

Have you hacked my computer?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
4 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"It would be exactly 666 questions long, in an excel spreadsheet, with numbers and values attached to each score 1-5 most likely to least likely, and it would automatically count the totals and give me a very narrow view of what someone things or at least what they can be arsed to answer on an unnecessary list of questions to determine their suitability to deep dive into me. 🤣 "

I’m in love 😍 . If she mentions cell conditioning that turns the answers Red Amber Green and a pivot table summary I might burst

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By *heBelladonnaWoman
4 weeks ago

A dazzling place you never knew


"It would be exactly 666 questions long, in an excel spreadsheet, with numbers and values attached to each score 1-5 most likely to least likely, and it would automatically count the totals and give me a very narrow view of what someone things or at least what they can be arsed to answer on an unnecessary list of questions to determine their suitability to deep dive into me. 🤣

I’m in love 😍 . If she mentions cell conditioning that turns the answers Red Amber Green and a pivot table summary I might burst"

I thought if I mentioned the details I’d have people falling in lust with me. Pivot tables, conditioning, vlookups, and more.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
4 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"It would be exactly 666 questions long, in an excel spreadsheet, with numbers and values attached to each score 1-5 most likely to least likely, and it would automatically count the totals and give me a very narrow view of what someone things or at least what they can be arsed to answer on an unnecessary list of questions to determine their suitability to deep dive into me. 🤣

I’m in love 😍 . If she mentions cell conditioning that turns the answers Red Amber Green and a pivot table summary I might burst

I thought if I mentioned the details I’d have people falling in lust with me. Pivot tables, conditioning, vlookups, and more. "

I’ve always said that you don’t have to have your ducks in a row

you can sort them into columns

FAF?*

Can we meet somewhere discreet and just show each other our macros?

(*Fancy an Advanced Filter?)

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By *ingly_minx1Woman
4 weeks ago

Lincoln

It's common in BDSM and poly circles. It's nice to know where the boundaries are before getting too invested

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

What are your definite no gos?

How would you like the experience to pan out?

How and why did your last sexual partnership end?

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By *olinOfBathMan
4 weeks ago

Corsham

"Swarfega or WD-40?"

That's all I need to ask - and the only wrong answer is not knowing what I'm talking about...

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