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By *mf123 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Can you fit in your anus?

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By *ockinthevanMan
4 weeks ago

wigan

How many could you fit in mine

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By *elix SightedMan
4 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I think they prefer to be called little people these days

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By *mf123 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"I think they prefer to be called little people these days"
damn politics

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By *ascaIMan
4 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Horrendous choice of sweet. Don’t mind the odd Tangfastic up my arse though.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
4 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

M&S renamed theirs to Mini Gems.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex

How far up are we going?

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By *oontuneMan
4 weeks ago

Menston

19

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By *ustMe123xWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex

For some reason I was thinking iced jems and how they might be a bit scratchy

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

1

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"1 "

Okay but how many dwarves can you fit?

📝

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
4 weeks ago

Swansea

For each one that's inserted they must be sucked back out. The question is how many times will it take before someone needs the hiemlich manoeuvre?

Please note, I'm no good at first aid, so don't expect me to react as quickly as Mrs Doubtfire.

Mrs

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By *emorefridaCouple
4 weeks ago

La la land


"For each one that's inserted they must be sucked back out. The question is how many times will it take before someone needs the hiemlich manoeuvre?

Please note, I'm no good at first aid, so don't expect me to react as quickly as Mrs Doubtfire.

Mrs"

I laughed far too much at this Mrs, I guess some would say there are worse ways to go

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
4 weeks ago

Swansea


"For each one that's inserted they must be sucked back out. The question is how many times will it take before someone needs the hiemlich manoeuvre?

Please note, I'm no good at first aid, so don't expect me to react as quickly as Mrs Doubtfire.

Mrs

I laughed far too much at this Mrs, I guess some would say there are worse ways to go"

It's like a sexy game of Russian roulette 🤣

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By *emorefridaCouple
4 weeks ago

La la land


"For each one that's inserted they must be sucked back out. The question is how many times will it take before someone needs the hiemlich manoeuvre?

Please note, I'm no good at first aid, so don't expect me to react as quickly as Mrs Doubtfire.

Mrs

I laughed far too much at this Mrs, I guess some would say there are worse ways to go

It's like a sexy game of Russian roulette 🤣"

What suck the midget gem out of a line of people, with one of them having had a curry the night before

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I think they prefer to be called little people these days"

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
4 weeks ago

Swansea


"For each one that's inserted they must be sucked back out. The question is how many times will it take before someone needs the hiemlich manoeuvre?

Please note, I'm no good at first aid, so don't expect me to react as quickly as Mrs Doubtfire.

Mrs

I laughed far too much at this Mrs, I guess some would say there are worse ways to go

It's like a sexy game of Russian roulette 🤣

What suck the midget gem out of a line of people, with one of them having had a curry the night before "

Oh you do have a wicked mind Frida, I like it!

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By *emorefridaCouple
4 weeks ago

La la land


"For each one that's inserted they must be sucked back out. The question is how many times will it take before someone needs the hiemlich manoeuvre?

Please note, I'm no good at first aid, so don't expect me to react as quickly as Mrs Doubtfire.

Mrs

I laughed far too much at this Mrs, I guess some would say there are worse ways to go

It's like a sexy game of Russian roulette 🤣

What suck the midget gem out of a line of people, with one of them having had a curry the night before

Oh you do have a wicked mind Frida, I like it!"

And I look ever so innocent 😇

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 weeks ago

Leeds


"1

Okay but how many dwarves can you fit?

📝 "

Oh I've had all 7 up there at some point

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
4 weeks ago

Swansea


"For each one that's inserted they must be sucked back out. The question is how many times will it take before someone needs the hiemlich manoeuvre?

Please note, I'm no good at first aid, so don't expect me to react as quickly as Mrs Doubtfire.

Mrs

I laughed far too much at this Mrs, I guess some would say there are worse ways to go

It's like a sexy game of Russian roulette 🤣

What suck the midget gem out of a line of people, with one of them having had a curry the night before

Oh you do have a wicked mind Frida, I like it!

And I look ever so innocent 😇"

😈😈😈

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Packets or individual?

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By *elix SightedMan
4 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"1

Okay but how many dwarves can you fit?

📝

Oh I've had all 7 up there at some point "

The last one must have been Sneezy because it was a right mess afterwards

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"1

Okay but how many dwarves can you fit?

📝

Oh I've had all 7 up there at some point "

your very good, but you should try 10

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I prefer caramel wafers, they are more resilient.

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By *mf123 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Well done all

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Well done all"

Did you try it? How many did you get in?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I can't untill I've put up the TV remote.

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By *mf123 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"Well done all

Did you try it? How many did you get in?"

no i only saw polo mints down the shops got 1 on the ring then farted and all the dogs on the street started to howl

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

784, but then my party trick is to manipulate them through my sphincter up through my digestive system and eventually up into my throat, where I then spit them out my mouth like a mini gun.

The mr

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