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By *ryme123 OP   Man
3 hours ago

manchester

Just a bit of Friday silliness really.

I’ll go first then someone can post a different “would you rather” question!!

Would you rather have to confess to cheating or be cheated on??

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By *ryme123 OP   Man
3 hours ago

manchester

I’m single but if I was in a relationship I’d choose to be cheated on (dignity still in tact)

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By *oontuneMan
3 hours ago

Menston

Would you rather listen to Sam Smith or get bummed to death by a tiger who's wrapped it's cock in rusty barbed wire?

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By *ryme123 OP   Man
3 hours ago

manchester


"Would you rather listen to Sam Smith or get bummed to death by a tiger who's wrapped it's cock in rusty barbed wire?"

Probably the latter 😂

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By *tephanie63Woman
3 hours ago

BRIDGWATER


"Would you rather listen to Sam Smith or get bummed to death by a tiger who's wrapped it's cock in rusty barbed wire?

Probably the latter 😂"

Likewise....

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By *arvey67Man
3 hours ago

Grimsby


"Would you rather listen to Sam Smith or get bummed to death by a tiger who's wrapped it's cock in rusty barbed wire?"

Bring on the tiger

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By *ou345Woman
3 hours ago

Derby


"Would you rather listen to Sam Smith or get bummed to death by a tiger who's wrapped it's cock in rusty barbed wire?"

Oooh tricky. I'd seriously have to consider that one 😂

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By *tephanie63Woman
3 hours ago

BRIDGWATER

Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?

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By *landalfMan
3 hours ago

Airdrie


"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?"

Toenails I think

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By *ryme123 OP   Man
3 hours ago

manchester


"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?"

Bring on the clippings 🤢

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By *ryme123 OP   Man
3 hours ago

manchester

Would you rather have missionary sex with someone who has horrible breath OR doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their arse after going number two?

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 hours ago

Colchester/London

if its a choice between bad breath and shit, I'm taking bad breath every time!, although some peoples breath smells like they've been using shit for toothpaste, so....

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By *ryme123 OP   Man
3 hours ago

manchester


"if its a choice between bad breath and shit, I'm taking bad breath every time!, although some peoples breath smells like they've been using shit for toothpaste, so...."

So true 👍🤣

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By *tephanie63Woman
3 hours ago

BRIDGWATER


"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?

Bring on the clippings 🤢"

Have you an address I can send them to?

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By *tephanie63Woman
3 hours ago

BRIDGWATER


"Would you rather have missionary sex with someone who has horrible breath OR doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their arse after going number two?"

I'll go for the doggy-style sex, because they will be fucking me so I won't see the arse-cheese...

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 hours ago

Colchester/London


"Would you rather have missionary sex with someone who has horrible breath OR doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their arse after going number two?

I'll go for the doggy-style sex, because they will be fucking me so I won't see the arse-cheese..."

so you were the one he was talking about that didn't wipe.....😂

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By *landalfMan
2 hours ago

Airdrie


"if its a choice between bad breath and shit, I'm taking bad breath every time!, although some peoples breath smells like they've been using shit for toothpaste, so...."

Shit is at least identifiable. Bad breath is unknown and could be signs of medical problems. You know where you are with shit

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By *ryme123 OP   Man
2 hours ago

manchester


"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?

Bring on the clippings 🤢

Have you an address I can send them to?

"

Wait if it’s real where would you get the supply of knob cheese 🤔🤔🤔

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By *ildTimes777Man
2 hours ago

Colchester/London


"if its a choice between bad breath and shit, I'm taking bad breath every time!, although some peoples breath smells like they've been using shit for toothpaste, so....

Shit is at least identifiable. Bad breath is unknown and could be signs of medical problems. You know where you are with shit "

🤮

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By *elix SightedMan
2 hours ago

Cloud 8

Would you rather stand naked in the town centre for one hour or release to all your work colleagues a 30 second video (including your face) of you wanking?

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By *landalfMan
2 hours ago

Airdrie


"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?

Bring on the clippings 🤢

Have you an address I can send them to?

Wait if it’s real where would you get the supply of knob cheese 🤔🤔🤔"

Judging by some of the forum posts about people wanting to leave "deposits" laying around for strangers to collect, I'd say there'd be a few volunteers

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
2 hours ago

Worcestershire

Would you rather have a finger as your dick or 10 dicks for fingers?

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By *ohn 66Man
2 hours ago

Birmingham


"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?"

Mine or a stranger's.

These details are important before I can decide

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
2 hours ago

Second star to the right…


"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?"

That’s easy….knob cheese 😂

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By *milie1994Woman
2 hours ago

wellingborough

confess

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By *tephanie63Woman
2 hours ago

BRIDGWATER


"Would you rather eat toenail clippings or knob cheese?

Mine or a stranger's.

These details are important before I can decide"

A strangers toenail clippings but your own knob cheese would be acceptable...

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By *tephanie63Woman
2 hours ago

BRIDGWATER


"Would you rather have missionary sex with someone who has horrible breath OR doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their arse after going number two?

I'll go for the doggy-style sex, because they will be fucking me so I won't see the arse-cheese...

so you were the one he was talking about that didn't wipe.....😂 "

Nooo...he is the one ...

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By *ryme123 OP   Man
2 hours ago

manchester


"Would you rather have a finger as your dick or 10 dicks for fingers?"

10 dicks for fingers 🤚

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