FabSwingers.com forum: Joke corner

By *anterandbrains OP Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

Let's hear some jokes in here . One liners cheesy gags or anything else

I'll start ..... What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris ?

Most men only know how to find the pub 😀

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By *mf123Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Guy walks into a bar and said ouch

He was blind

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By *anterandbrains OP Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

Did anyone hear the one about the nymphomaniac farmer ?

She just loved getting ploughed

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By *he ExcaliburMan
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

How do you confuse an idiot?

Cheerios

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
4 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Always the bridesmaid, never the bride".

A handy rule of thumb when trying to pull at weddings.

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By *anterandbrains OP Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

I've heard cannibals have the happiest mindsets possible

They are always having a ball of a time

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
4 weeks ago

Willenhall

Attractive women are just looking for security.

I know because I started talking to one in the supermarket and that's what she kept shouting.

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By *anterandbrains OP Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

I once dated a women who's circus trick was being a jack in the box

She often used to sit on my lap and say let's talk about the first thing that pops up

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By *anterandbrains OP Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

I gave a woman an ice cream headache recently

I didn't by her ice cream or even a milkshake but she did have a nice screaming orgasm

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By *hippy57Man
4 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Couple on honey moon ,they not had sex before wedding ,groom strips off,with smile on his face,holding his penis,this is a penis honey,ohhhh it’s just like a cock but smaller

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By *anterandbrains OP Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

I'm coming ready of not

Ok in hide and seek, not ok when breeding kink is a hard no

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By *ujadeMan
4 weeks ago

North of the Wall

In this modern enlightened age I'm not going to make jokes about dyslexic's..they're not smart and they're not furry...

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By *ickie76XXXMan
4 weeks ago

dartford

When I first found out you could become a sperm donar by post.. I cum in a jiffy

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By *anterandbrains OP Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

I'm posting all of these from an escape room experience filled with horny women who punish you the longer you're there

Figured out how to escape a month ago but for some reason I don't want to leave just yet

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By *anterandbrains OP Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

I just had the best phone sex of my life

I don't think the debt collector enjoyed it as much as I did somehow

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

Why was the duck staggering?

Because it was high on quack...

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

How does a non binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

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By *aggy dollsCouple
4 weeks ago

Bradford

It's only a 5 minute walk to my local pub but a 25 minute walk home, the difference is staggering.

Mr H

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By *aggy dollsCouple
3 weeks ago

Bradford

Just been kicked out of the chippy, woman said do you want your sausage battered? I replied no! Do you want your fanny slapped?

Mr H

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Why did the condom fly around the room?

Because it was pissed off

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By *ildTimes777Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

What were Michael Jackson's pronouns?

He/He

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By *luebell888Woman
3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

What colour socks do bears wear?

They don't wear socks cos have bare feet.

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
3 weeks ago

houghton

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

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