FabSwingers.com forum: I’m fine. You’re fine. Let’s fine everyone

By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

Russia has fined Google pay $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. - more than the entire GDP of the world.

Bit excessive really.

What would you fine someone for? And how much to make them mend their ways? More ludicrous or funny the better.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Id fine my mate for the money he hasn't gave back....

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By *reeneyes40Man
5 weeks ago

cambridge

I’d fine anyone working in hospitality that is rude or unhelpful, say 15% of the bill 😞

I’d also fine anyone that asks a cab driver what time they finish the cost of their fare 🙄

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

"Id fine my mate for the money he hasn't gave back...."

That’s just adding interest..

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By *eallyMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol

I’d fine anyone that chews with their mouth open or speaks when there’s food in their mouth 😡😡

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Id fine my mate for the money he hasn't gave back....

That’s just adding interest.."
.good then I'll add more interest.

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
5 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Glowup doll is fined fifteen G-strings and a bottle of liquid silk for giving straight men boners!

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Marlow

Id fine everyone that sends me a message that hasn't read my profile

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By *sWyldWoman
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'd fine the person who broke my heart. Unsure what cost would be fitting though. He's the type that could land in sh*it and smell like Channel!

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'd fine the person who broke my heart. Unsure what cost would be fitting though. He's the type that could land in sh*it and smell like Channel! "

Millions then.

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
5 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I'd fine everyone who sends me a dick pic... I'd be a multi millionaire by now!

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I'd fine everyone who sends me a dick pic... I'd be a multi millionaire by now! "
.dam you wouldn't need to work anymore.

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By *elix SightedMan
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m going to fine the next person who sits in Costa loudly using FaceTime. It will be $982 quintillion because I just learned that’s how much it would take to build a Death Star.

Seems reasonable.

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

"I’m going to fine the next person who sits in Costa loudly using FaceTime. It will be $982 quintillion because I just learned that’s how much it would take to build a Death Star.

Seems reasonable."

Imagine the capital gains tax when you sell it..

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short? "

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood."

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos.

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By *ust another WonkoMan
5 weeks ago

here and there

I'd fine wonko for being to Wonko

He would have to eat two ripe bananas as his fine

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos."

I can live with that.

Umbrella edges at eye level is just plain wrong.

I’ll pitch slow walking part of pavements another time

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By *ell GwynnWoman
5 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I'd fine all the people who have eyes at umbrella level.

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'd fine all the people who have eyes at umbrella level."

It’s not our fault 🤷‍♂️🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I’m going to fine the next person who sits in Costa loudly using FaceTime. It will be $982 quintillion because I just learned that’s how much it would take to build a Death Star.

Seems reasonable.

Imagine the capital gains tax when you sell it.."

I’ll have already destroyed the tax office

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

"I'd fine all the people who have eyes at umbrella level."

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos."

Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos.

Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️"

Which is convenient. Fined one new ☂️

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos.

Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️

Which is convenient. Fined one new ☂️"

But I really like it tho, it is black with white flowers, the flowers turn colourful in the rain! Can I just sit in my back garden with it when it rains, if I promise to stay of the streets?

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 weeks ago

East London

Let's just fine umbrella manufacturers.

Waterproof coats with hoods are perfect adequate.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
5 weeks ago

Wales

I'd fine all the hotties £1 for every mile they live away from me. I'll soon be rich

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By *lowupdoll OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts

Waterproof coats with hoods all look like potential muggers. I’d fine them. Though they’d probably just mug me and get the fine back.

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'd fine all the hotties £1 for every mile they live away from me. I'll soon be rich

Crying after paying that

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'd fine everyone who walks towards a shop doorway then just stops.

Then I'd fine anyone who drives or rides a bike with ear buds in

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'd fine everyone who walks towards a shop doorway then just stops.

Then I'd fine anyone who drives or rides a bike with ear buds in "

Standing in a doorway or blocking an entrance. Yes.

(We’re actually not that far off a summary execution thread)

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By *ornucopiaMan
5 weeks ago

Bexley

"I'd fine the person who broke my heart. Unsure what cost would be fitting though. He's the type that could land in sh*it and smell like Channel! "

Aren't falling in the Channel and smelling like shit the same,nowadays?

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By *carlettsWoman
5 weeks ago

Far away from home

"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood."

Boo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I'd fine wine or dining

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By *ambo1450Man
5 weeks ago

Newport

I’d fine people that don’t show up to meets a packet of Jaffa cakes. I know, I’m a tyrant.

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By *olinOfBathMan
5 weeks ago

Corsham

Anyone who rides a bicycle, tows a caravan, crosses the road, or otherwise delays my journey.

Actually, no. Bicyclists and caravanists should be put in special camps.

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By *rHotNottsMan
5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’d fine people for having bad spacial awareness in public & handout parking tickets for people with pushchairs & double buggy’s that stop moving.

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By *aven.Woman
5 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Slow drivers

Slow walkers

Just slow people in general

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By *olinOfBathMan
5 weeks ago

Corsham

"Slow drivers

Slow walkers

Just slow people in general

Exactly.

P.S. Strong pulse? Meh. See profile copy.

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By *allipygousMan
5 weeks ago

Leicester

"I’d also fine anyone that asks a cab driver what time they finish the cost of their fare 🙄"

I used to do this all the time. It's only relatively recently I've found out it's not the done thing 🫤

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