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I’m fine. You’re fine. Let’s fine everyone

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By *lowupdoll OP   TV/TS
14 hours ago

Herts

Russia has fined Google pay $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. - more than the entire GDP of the world.

Bit excessive really.

What would you fine someone for? And how much to make them mend their ways? More ludicrous or funny the better.

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By *ount TootusMan
14 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent

Id fine my mate for the money he hasn't gave back....

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By *reeneyes40Man
14 hours ago

cambridge

I’d fine anyone working in hospitality that is rude or unhelpful, say 15% of the bill 😞

I’d also fine anyone that asks a cab driver what time they finish the cost of their fare 🙄

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By *lowupdoll OP   TV/TS
14 hours ago

Herts


"Id fine my mate for the money he hasn't gave back...."

That’s just adding interest..

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By *eallyMan
14 hours ago

Bristol

I’d fine anyone that chews with their mouth open or speaks when there’s food in their mouth 😡😡

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By *ount TootusMan
14 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Id fine my mate for the money he hasn't gave back....

That’s just adding interest.."

.good then I'll add more interest.

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By *agnar73Man
14 hours ago

Glasgow-ish

Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 hours ago

Staffordshire

Glowup doll is fined fifteen G-strings and a bottle of liquid silk for giving straight men boners!

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
14 hours ago

Marlow

Id fine everyone that sends me a message that hasn't read my profile

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By *sWyldWoman
14 hours ago

Edinburgh

I'd fine the person who broke my heart. Unsure what cost would be fitting though. He's the type that could land in sh*it and smell like Channel!

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By *agnar73Man
14 hours ago

Glasgow-ish


"I'd fine the person who broke my heart. Unsure what cost would be fitting though. He's the type that could land in sh*it and smell like Channel! "

Millions then.

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By *lowupdoll OP   TV/TS
14 hours ago

Herts


"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

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How short?

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By *lderflowerappleWoman
14 hours ago

Basingstoke

I'd fine everyone who sends me a dick pic... I'd be a multi millionaire by now!

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By *ount TootusMan
14 hours ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'd fine everyone who sends me a dick pic... I'd be a multi millionaire by now! "
.dam you wouldn't need to work anymore.

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By *elix SightedMan
14 hours ago

Cloud 8

I’m going to fine the next person who sits in Costa loudly using FaceTime. It will be $982 quintillion because I just learned that’s how much it would take to build a Death Star.

Seems reasonable.

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By *lowupdoll OP   TV/TS
13 hours ago

Herts


"I’m going to fine the next person who sits in Costa loudly using FaceTime. It will be $982 quintillion because I just learned that’s how much it would take to build a Death Star.

Seems reasonable."

Imagine the capital gains tax when you sell it..

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By *agnar73Man
13 hours ago

Glasgow-ish


"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short? "

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

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By *lowupdoll OP   TV/TS
13 hours ago

Herts


"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood."

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos.

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By *onkoMan
13 hours ago

here and there

I'd fine _onko for being to Wonko

He would have to eat two ripe bananas as his fine

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By *agnar73Man
13 hours ago

Glasgow-ish


"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos."

I can live with that.

Umbrella edges at eye level is just plain wrong.

I’ll pitch slow walking part of pavements another time

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By *ell GwynnWoman
13 hours ago

North Yorkshire

I'd fine all the people who have eyes at umbrella level.

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By *agnar73Man
13 hours ago

Glasgow-ish


"I'd fine all the people who have eyes at umbrella level."

It’s not our fault 🤷‍♂️🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
13 hours ago

Cloud 8


"I’m going to fine the next person who sits in Costa loudly using FaceTime. It will be $982 quintillion because I just learned that’s how much it would take to build a Death Star.

Seems reasonable.

Imagine the capital gains tax when you sell it.."

I’ll have already destroyed the tax office

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By *lowupdoll OP   TV/TS
13 hours ago

Herts


"I'd fine all the people who have eyes at umbrella level."

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By *aizyWoman
13 hours ago

west midlands


"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos."

Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️

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By *lowupdoll OP   TV/TS
13 hours ago

Herts


"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos.

Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️"

Which is convenient. Fined one new ☂️

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By *aizyWoman
13 hours ago

west midlands


"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood.

Yes! 5’ 5 n 3/4 is the cut off point. Fine them. Mucho pesos.

Can we make it 5'4? I've just bought a new ☂️

Which is convenient. Fined one new ☂️"

But I really like it tho, it is black with white flowers, the flowers turn colourful in the rain! Can I just sit in my back garden with it when it rains, if I promise to stay of the streets?

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 hours ago

East London

Let's just fine umbrella manufacturers.

Waterproof coats with hoods are perfect adequate.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
12 hours ago

Wales

I'd fine all the hotties £1 for every mile they live away from me. I'll soon be rich

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By *lowupdoll OP   TV/TS
12 hours ago

Herts

Waterproof coats with hoods all look like potential muggers. I’d fine them. Though they’d probably just mug me and get the fine back.

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By *agnar73Man
11 hours ago

Glasgow-ish


"I'd fine all the hotties £1 for every mile they live away from me. I'll soon be rich "

Crying after paying that

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 hours ago

East Sussex

I'd fine everyone who walks towards a shop doorway then just stops.

Then I'd fine anyone who drives or rides a bike with ear buds in

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By *agnar73Man
10 hours ago

Glasgow-ish


"I'd fine everyone who walks towards a shop doorway then just stops.

Then I'd fine anyone who drives or rides a bike with ear buds in "

Standing in a doorway or blocking an entrance. Yes.

(We’re actually not that far off a summary execution thread)

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By *ornucopiaMan
9 hours ago

Bexley


"I'd fine the person who broke my heart. Unsure what cost would be fitting though. He's the type that could land in sh*it and smell like Channel! "

Aren't falling in the Channel and smelling like shit the same,nowadays?

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By *carlettsWoman
9 hours ago

Harps


"Short people with umbrellas in city streets.

How short?

Let’s be reasonable and say everyone under 5’6” should wear a jacket with a hood."

Boo!!!

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