FabSwingers.com forum: You Have

By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP Man
over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

1 minute 42 seconds to give the poster BELOW you (yes, it's one of those threads) the absolute sexual thrill of a lifetime.

Or living deadtime.

Or even undeadtime.

Tell us - what will you say to them, what will you do to them? Do you even need that crowbar and tub of lard?

Bonus points for the bizarre and hilarious.

Prize announced in 300 years.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

Undead bumpussies covered in honey attracting bees...

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Oh I'll need that kitchen tool thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll scratch that spot on your back that you can’t quite reach yourself

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP Man
over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

I'll butt out until this fills up a fair amount (no, that isn't what I'd say to the person below me...although it might work..??)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Person below me….

‘Might I entreat you to permit me to perform a proctological examination on you with my Dewalt drill?’

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By *hlomo McKlungepfister OP Man
over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

"Person below me….

‘Might I entreat you to permit me to perform a proctological examination on you with my Dewalt drill?’ "

You may Sensual - I have assumed the position

For the person below me:

A snog, a grope, a fumble. I shall use this tube of uber-lube, and both my hands and right foot shall fit inside you.

Bit of a wiggle on your pleasure buttons, and with any luck there's still 20 seconds for some aftercare.

You lucky, lucky devil 💖💙.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You can come and live in my loft with my other real life dolls, don’t worry my dead mother will keep you company.

The mr

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Ooh.. okay..

Below.. no time needed.

Well dip them in chocolate and throw them to the lesbians.

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