FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Quotes

By *enk15 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham

"Crocodiles are easy, they try to kill and eat you.

People are harder, sometimes they pretend to be your friend first" - Steve Irwin

What are some of your favourite quotes?

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By *rSircumsizedMan
4 weeks ago

R_sca

"How can I soar like an eagle, when I'm surrounded by turkey's "

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By *allGuy1000Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” —Oscar Wilde

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By *ildTimes777Man
4 weeks ago

Colchester/London

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars - Oscar Wilde

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
4 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

We are all shaped by the content we absorb. Like a radio tuned into the station of life. When you select the best content, you absorb greatness

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By *scaMan
4 weeks ago

Herts / London / Beyond

Luck is where preparation & opportunity collide.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Ryde

"You'll meet a lot of people on the way up. Don't fuck them, as you'll meet the same ones on the way down".

Ozzy Osbourne.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Get your tongue out of my arse - brick top.

The mr

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By *oxychicWoman
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"All that glitters isn't gold " William Shakespeare

" if you want something saud ask a man , if you want something done ask a woman " Margaret thatcher

😊

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By *umb FuckDoll Sissy AngelTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Lahore

Cock is the only haram thing I do

(Said by me obvio)

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By *umb FuckDoll Sissy AngelTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Lahore

"Luck is where preparation & opportunity collide."

This I like

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

East Sussex

'cabin crew, prepare for landing' said by the pilot on the way to our holiday destination

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands

You can't change the wind, but you can adjust your sails.

Willy Idol

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By *ockyjohnMan
4 weeks ago

North West

Sharks only attack wet people

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By *lder4cuckcplMan
4 weeks ago

london and birmingham

There’s a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in”

Leonard Cohen

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By *artfordBlokeMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

Sir, you are d*unk

Madame, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober

Attributed to Churchill

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By *un guy300Man
4 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Do you want to go to a party,

Who's going,

Me and you,

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By *ell GwynnWoman
4 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

Terry Pratchett

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By *hrek101Man
4 weeks ago

Herts

Never rub another mans rhubarb

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth

"Never rub another mans rhubarb "

😂😂

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By *onjoliveMan
4 weeks ago

bournemouth

“Rage against the dying of the light….”

“Fill your hands you son of a bitch…..”

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

I've got plenty of reservations about this writer's main body of work, but I like this (paraphrased).

Many of our issues are "that we have paleolithic emotions, within medieval institutions, but the technology of gods".

Anyone suggesting humanity can exist non-technologically (ie a return to basics) doesn't understand that that's impossible for our species - we'd have to go back to being "obvious" apes, and stay there, in order not to be technically creative.

So we're stuck with techne, and therefore we have to work on our paleolithic (pre-paleolithic really) and medieval sides if we want this party to continue.

Because paleolithic emotions + medieval institutions + technology beyond our consciousness to manage it = bye bye humans.

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By *cotsguyyMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

“To be is to do” — Socrates.

“To do is to be” — Jean-Paul Sartre.

“Do be do be do” — Frank Sinatra.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"“To be is to do” — Socrates.

“To do is to be” — Jean-Paul Sartre.

“Do be do be do” — Frank Sinatra."

One of my all-time faves

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By *r John WickMan
4 weeks ago

The Continental

My former fitness coach/personal trainer…….

“Don’t be shit!”

Simple and effective.

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By *agnar73Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Schiller - against stupidity, even the gods wrestle in vain.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Ryde

"There are two kinds of people in this world - my kind of people and assholes".

John Waters.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
4 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

There are many great quotes but as a former people-pleaser, the quote from Romeo & Juliet: "The reason that I have to love thee doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting.

Villain am I none. Therefore, farewell. I see thou know’st me not!".

There will always be people who hate you or want to do you harm, even when you have shown them nothing but love.

Fuck. Them. Off.

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By *riel13Woman
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Why fit in when you were born to stand out

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
4 weeks ago

Swaythling, Southampton

"Everyone has oceans to fly, if they have the heart to do it. Is it reckless? Maybe. But what do dreams know of boundaries?"

-Amelia Earhart

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
4 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Never try to be like any one else

You are unique

Embrace life

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Some days you are the shit, some days you are the shovel"

- wise but weird old bloke in the pub

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious" Michael Scott

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By *endalshaggersCouple
4 weeks ago

Kendal

Anything off Phoenix Nights to be honest, seem to quote some on a daily basis!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Herts

One must have chaos inside to give birth to a dancing star.

Nietzsche.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
4 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

“The person who said that didn’t have many enemies”!!

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By *r blobby blobby blobbyMan
4 weeks ago

shipley

When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass."

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By *ah HumbugMan
4 weeks ago

here and there

I love the sound of deadlines as they go whizzing by

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By *oontuneMan
4 weeks ago

Menston

There are two kinds of people in this world, me and Burt Reynolds and wankers.

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By *ayzDreamingMan
4 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today, if you.do it today and enjoy it, do it again tomorrow!

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
4 weeks ago

Swansea

"There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

Terry Pratchett "

I love this. He was such a great author with kindness, compassion and understanding for people despite a clear understanding of humanity's inherent selfishness and ability to be truly evil. Another favourite from him (via captain Carrot) "personal is not the same as important"

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By *WANDTGCouple
4 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Blood is thicker than water but shit is thicker than blood

- me, when discussing how I've not spoken to my brother in 9 years

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By *iscotti32Woman
4 weeks ago

gateshead

Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough ❤️

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By *8on33Man
4 weeks ago

winfrith

A stitch in time saves 9 never a truer quote than that ,its a quote from singer .

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By *allGuy1000Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

"Anything off Phoenix Nights to be honest, seem to quote some on a daily basis!"

It’s a 10ft cock and balls man, it’ll look like nothing else!! 😂

Sammy Snake 🐍

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By *ceKweenWoman
4 weeks ago

Bolton

“Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth”

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
4 weeks ago

My Own Little World

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw bricks

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
4 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

You cannot withstand the storm...

Yes I can because I am the storm.

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By *loaterMan
4 weeks ago

Bath and West Wilts

A shark will only eat you if you are wet

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By *elseyoscarMan
4 weeks ago

midleton

The second mouse gets the cheese

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By *j NorthMan
4 weeks ago

Wakey

If you go to bed with an itchy bum , you'll wake up with a smelly finger

gahndi

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By *exySwitches203Couple
4 weeks ago

Felixstowe

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun

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By *hrista BellendWoman
4 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

It will always be.

"No amount of money, ever bought a second of time"

🥰🥰🥰

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By *unlovinfuckersCouple
4 weeks ago

stafs

Pretty shitty city, yes I like that

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By *ot really famousMan
4 weeks ago

monaghan

Fuck them if they can't take a joke..

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By *cotsguyyMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge."

"If luxury doesn't inspire generosity, the luxury is undeserved."

"Attention begins when the imagination is seized"

"Honesty without compassion is brutality."

"This too shall pass."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake had never tried anything new."

"The world is full of lonely people who are afraid to make the first move."

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
4 weeks ago

Willenhall

If at first you don't succeed...

...don't try skydiving.

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By *ujadeMan
4 weeks ago

North of the Wall

Everyone makes mistakes...said the Darlek climbing off the dustbin

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By *edbiker6Man
4 weeks ago

Scarborough

Too young to die too old to live

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By *uxurybubblesCouple
4 weeks ago

by the sea

"Those who do not like you fall into two categories the stupid and envious" john willmont 2nd earl of Rochester

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By *anterandbrainsMan
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

Not a quote as such

In the ratpack book dean martins aloofness was mentioned as the power to be left alone and that line stuck with me

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Everyone makes mistakes...said the Darlek climbing off the dustbin"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ree_styleMan
4 weeks ago

Aber

Chance Favours The Prepared mind

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By *alleysBoiMan
4 weeks ago

Newbridge

If it smells like shit, it probably is

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
4 weeks ago

Willenhall

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

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By *he realdeal88Man
4 weeks ago

Coleraine

No tow bar on a hearse(cant take it with you )

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball were you while we were getting high..... noel Gallagher

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
4 weeks ago

N. London

I've always been partial to Terry Pratchett quotes - here's a selection:

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who *smiles all the time*.”

“It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.”

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Humans need fantasy to be human.

To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape

Terry Pratchett

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"I've always been partial to Terry Pratchett quotes - here's a selection:

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

There is always a Pratchett quote suitable for most occasions

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By *mall.sausageMan
4 weeks ago

Rochdale

My insanity is the only thing keeping me sane

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By *ildTimes777Man
4 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde "

Snap, we chose the same,.great minds think alike. 🙌

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By *ildTimes777Man
4 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough ❤️"

😳😳😳

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By *emma200Woman
4 weeks ago

Warwickshire

If you love life don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

You are not what you own - Fugazi

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By *airybeardedchubMan
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

“If you have a problem with me then text me, if you don't have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.“

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By *ebannaWoman
4 weeks ago

easingwold, york

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast.

Scroobius Pip

Amazing song!

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By *amesB66Man
4 weeks ago

St Peter Port

'In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years'

Abe Lincoln

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By *hrek101Man
4 weeks ago

Herts

I know the reality don't spoil the fantasy

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Farnborough

‘If you haven’t heard a rumour by 11 o’clock in the morning - start one!’

Billy connelly.

R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Pretty shitty city, yes I like that"

"And it fucking rhymes"

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By *enfleetMaleMan
4 weeks ago

Hadleigh

"Stop looking through my window"

next door neighbour

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By *onderlust69Couple
4 weeks ago

Central belt

Im sure they're swingers...

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By *uriousscouserWoman
4 weeks ago

Wirral

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after. Hard work might pay off over time but laziness always pays off right now.

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By *enk15 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham

"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun"

Oh I love Blackadder!!

He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year's Mr Madman competition.

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By *enk15 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham

"The second mouse gets the cheese "

The early bird may get the worm, but the late worm doesn't get eaten.

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

"There are holes in the sky where the rain comes through

The holes are small, that`s why rain is thin"

Spike Milligan

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