FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Quotes

By *enk15 OP Man
23 hours ago

Evesham

"Crocodiles are easy, they try to kill and eat you.

People are harder, sometimes they pretend to be your friend first" - Steve Irwin

What are some of your favourite quotes?

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By *rSircumsizedMan
23 hours ago

R_sca

"How can I soar like an eagle, when I'm surrounded by turkey's "

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By *allGuy1000Man
23 hours ago

Reading

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” —Oscar Wilde

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By *ildTimes777Man
23 hours ago

Colchester/London

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars - Oscar Wilde

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
23 hours ago

Naughty Lane

We are all shaped by the content we absorb. Like a radio tuned into the station of life. When you select the best content, you absorb greatness

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By *scaMan
23 hours ago

Herts / London / Beyond

Luck is where preparation & opportunity collide.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
23 hours ago

Ryde

"You'll meet a lot of people on the way up. Don't fuck them, as you'll meet the same ones on the way down".

Ozzy Osbourne.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 hours ago

Leeds

Get your tongue out of my arse - brick top.

The mr

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By *oxychicWoman
23 hours ago

Nottinghamshire

"All that glitters isn't gold " William Shakespeare

" if you want something saud ask a man , if you want something done ask a woman " Margaret thatcher

😊

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By *umb FuckDoll Sissy AngelTV/TS
23 hours ago

Euston

Cock is the only haram thing I do

(Said by me obvio)

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By *umb FuckDoll Sissy AngelTV/TS
23 hours ago

Euston

"Luck is where preparation & opportunity collide."

This I like

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
23 hours ago

East Sussex

'cabin crew, prepare for landing' said by the pilot on the way to our holiday destination

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By *illy IdolMan
23 hours ago

Midlands

You can't change the wind, but you can adjust your sails.

Willy Idol

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By *ockyjohnMan
23 hours ago

North West

Sharks only attack wet people

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By *lder4cuckcplMan
23 hours ago

london and birmingham

There’s a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in”

Leonard Cohen

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By *artfordBlokeMan
23 hours ago

Dartford

Sir, you are d*unk

Madame, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober

Attributed to Churchill

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By *un guy300Man
23 hours ago

Carmarthen

Do you want to go to a party,

Who's going,

Me and you,

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By *ell GwynnWoman
23 hours ago

North Yorkshire

There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

Terry Pratchett

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By *hrek101Man
22 hours ago

Herts

Never rub another mans rhubarb

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By *onjoliveMan
22 hours ago

bournemouth

"Never rub another mans rhubarb "

😂😂

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By *onjoliveMan
22 hours ago

bournemouth

“Rage against the dying of the light….”

“Fill your hands you son of a bitch…..”

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 hours ago

St Leonards

I've got plenty of reservations about this writer's main body of work, but I like this (paraphrased).

Many of our issues are "that we have paleolithic emotions, within medieval institutions, but the technology of gods".

Anyone suggesting humanity can exist non-technologically (ie a return to basics) doesn't understand that that's impossible for our species - we'd have to go back to being "obvious" apes, and stay there, in order not to be technically creative.

So we're stuck with techne, and therefore we have to work on our paleolithic (pre-paleolithic really) and medieval sides if we want this party to continue.

Because paleolithic emotions + medieval institutions + technology beyond our consciousness to manage it = bye bye humans.

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By *cotsguyyMan
22 hours ago

Belfast

“To be is to do” — Socrates.

“To do is to be” — Jean-Paul Sartre.

“Do be do be do” — Frank Sinatra.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 hours ago

St Leonards

"“To be is to do” — Socrates.

“To do is to be” — Jean-Paul Sartre.

“Do be do be do” — Frank Sinatra."

One of my all-time faves

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By *r John WickMan
22 hours ago

The Continental

My former fitness coach/personal trainer…….

“Don’t be shit!”

Simple and effective.

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By *agnar73Man
22 hours ago

Glasgow-ish

Schiller - against stupidity, even the gods wrestle in vain.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
22 hours ago

Ryde

"There are two kinds of people in this world - my kind of people and assholes".

John Waters.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
22 hours ago

Hertfordshire

There are many great quotes but as a former people-pleaser, the quote from Romeo & Juliet: "The reason that I have to love thee doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting.

Villain am I none. Therefore, farewell. I see thou know’st me not!".

There will always be people who hate you or want to do you harm, even when you have shown them nothing but love.

Fuck. Them. Off.

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By *riel13Woman
22 hours ago

Northampton

Why fit in when you were born to stand out

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
21 hours ago

Swaythling, Southampton

"Everyone has oceans to fly, if they have the heart to do it. Is it reckless? Maybe. But what do dreams know of boundaries?"

-Amelia Earhart

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
21 hours ago

My Own Little World

Never try to be like any one else

You are unique

Embrace life

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By *ot scot bunsMan
21 hours ago

carnoustie

"Some days you are the shit, some days you are the shovel"

- wise but weird old bloke in the pub

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By *uperSalopian7Man
21 hours ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious" Michael Scott

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By *endalshaggersCouple
21 hours ago

Kendal

Anything off Phoenix Nights to be honest, seem to quote some on a daily basis!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 hours ago

Herts

One must have chaos inside to give birth to a dancing star.

Nietzsche.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
20 hours ago

Second star to the right…

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

“The person who said that didn’t have many enemies”!!

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By *r blobby blobby blobbyMan
20 hours ago

shipley

When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass."

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By *onkoMan
20 hours ago

here and there

I love the sound of deadlines as they go whizzing by

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By *oontuneMan
17 hours ago

Menston

There are two kinds of people in this world, me and Burt Reynolds and wankers.

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By *ayzDreamingMan
17 hours ago

Shipton bellinger

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today, if you.do it today and enjoy it, do it again tomorrow!

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
17 hours ago

Swansea

"There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

Terry Pratchett "

I love this. He was such a great author with kindness, compassion and understanding for people despite a clear understanding of humanity's inherent selfishness and ability to be truly evil. Another favourite from him (via captain Carrot) "personal is not the same as important"

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By *WANDTGCouple
16 hours ago

Borough of Greenwich

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde

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By *landalfMan
16 hours ago

Airdrie

Blood is thicker than water but shit is thicker than blood

- me, when discussing how I've not spoken to my brother in 9 years

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By *iscotti32Woman
16 hours ago

gateshead

Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough ❤️

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By *8on33Man
16 hours ago

winfrith

A stitch in time saves 9 never a truer quote than that ,its a quote from singer .

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By *allGuy1000Man
12 hours ago

Reading

"Anything off Phoenix Nights to be honest, seem to quote some on a daily basis!"

It’s a 10ft cock and balls man, it’ll look like nothing else!! 😂

Sammy Snake 🐍

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By *ceKweenWoman
11 hours ago

Bolton

“Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth”

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
11 hours ago

My Own Little World

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw bricks

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
11 hours ago

Leamington Spa

You cannot withstand the storm...

Yes I can because I am the storm.

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By *loaterMan
11 hours ago

Bath and West Wilts

A shark will only eat you if you are wet

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By *elseyoscarMan
10 hours ago

midleton

The second mouse gets the cheese

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By *j NorthMan
10 hours ago

Wakey

If you go to bed with an itchy bum , you'll wake up with a smelly finger

gahndi

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By *exySwitches203Couple
10 hours ago

Felixstowe

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun

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By *eilde HoarWoman
10 hours ago

In a wax coated bubble

It will always be.

"No amount of money, ever bought a second of time"

🥰🥰🥰

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By *unlovinfuckersCouple
10 hours ago

stafs

Pretty shitty city, yes I like that

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By *ot really famousMan
10 hours ago

monaghan

Fuck them if they can't take a joke..

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By *cotsguyyMan
7 hours ago

Belfast

"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge."

"If luxury doesn't inspire generosity, the luxury is undeserved."

"Attention begins when the imagination is seized"

"Honesty without compassion is brutality."

"This too shall pass."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake had never tried anything new."

"The world is full of lonely people who are afraid to make the first move."

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
7 hours ago

Willenhall

If at first you don't succeed...

...don't try skydiving.

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By *ujadeMan
7 hours ago

North of the Wall

Everyone makes mistakes...said the Darlek climbing off the dustbin

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By *edbiker6Man
7 hours ago

Scarborough

Too young to die too old to live

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By *uxurybubblesCouple
7 hours ago

by the sea

"Those who do not like you fall into two categories the stupid and envious" john willmont 2nd earl of Rochester

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By *ensualswinger83Man
7 hours ago

Sheffield

Not a quote as such

In the ratpack book dean martins aloofness was mentioned as the power to be left alone and that line stuck with me

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
7 hours ago

Around the Midlands

"Everyone makes mistakes...said the Darlek climbing off the dustbin"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ree_styleMan
7 hours ago

Aber

Chance Favours The Prepared mind

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By *alleysBoiMan
7 hours ago

Ebbw Vale

If it smells like shit, it probably is

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
6 hours ago

Willenhall

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

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By *he realdeal88Man
6 hours ago

Coleraine

No tow bar on a hearse(cant take it with you )

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By *orny monMan
4 hours ago

Oswestry

Walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball were you while we were getting high..... noel Gallagher

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
4 hours ago

N. London

I've always been partial to Terry Pratchett quotes - here's a selection:

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who *smiles all the time*.”

“It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.”

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 hours ago

Forest of Dean

Humans need fantasy to be human.

To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape

Terry Pratchett

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 hours ago

Forest of Dean

"I've always been partial to Terry Pratchett quotes - here's a selection:

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

There is always a Pratchett quote suitable for most occasions

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By *mall.sausageMan
4 hours ago

Rochdale

My insanity is the only thing keeping me sane

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By *ildTimes777Man
4 hours ago

Colchester/London

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde "

Snap, we chose the same,.great minds think alike. 🙌

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By *ildTimes777Man
4 hours ago

Colchester/London

"Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough ❤️"

😳😳😳

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By *emma200Woman
4 hours ago

Warwickshire

If you love life don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of

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By *innamon_flameWoman
4 hours ago

london

You are not what you own - Fugazi

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By *airybeardedchubMan
3 hours ago

Birmingham

“If you have a problem with me then text me, if you don't have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.“

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By *ebannaWoman
3 hours ago

easingwold, york

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast.

Scroobius Pip

Amazing song!

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By *amesB66Man
3 hours ago

St Peter Port

'In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years'

Abe Lincoln

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By *hrek101Man
35 minutes ago

Herts

I know the reality don't spoil the fantasy

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