FabSwingers.com forum: belly buttons

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

apparently its a growing trend in body modification to remove your belly button and have a smooth belly.....would you remove yours?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"apparently its a growing trend in body modification to remove your belly button and have a smooth belly.....would you remove yours?"
Noooooooooooo I dont like them but Id look weird without it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT!!! the worlds going mad.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I cant even touch mine, makes my go all gloooby inside.

Don't like the thought of anyone touching it, even a surgeon, so nope .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently its a growing trend in body modification to remove your belly button and have a smooth belly.....would you remove yours?"

Nooooo way would look odd

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Not in billion years

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Where would u keep ur furballs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant even touch mine, makes my go all gloooby inside.

Don't like the thought of anyone touching it, even a surgeon, so nope .

Can't touch mine either makes me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant even see mine

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

They will be removing your arsehole next....pooing through a tube..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"They will be removing your arsehole next....pooing through a tube.."
Only if you've had a tummy tuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will be removing your arsehole next....pooing through a tube.."

My mums already got that one

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

No, where would you put the salt when eating boiled eggs in bed?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"They will be removing your arsehole next....pooing through a tube..

My mums already got that one

Probably not through choice though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will be removing your arsehole next....pooing through a tube..

My mums already got that one

Probably not through choice though..."

No not through choice and it makes it harder to blame farts on her now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, where would you put the salt when eating boiled eggs in bed?

i was thinking sugar and strawberries lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

People would look like they have been grown in factories.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"People would look like they have been grown in factories."

some do it for the 'ken doll ' look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will be removing your arsehole next....pooing through a tube.."

Politicians have had this for years verbal diarreoha springs to mind.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mine is neither an innie nor an outie, it is upside down

As I was born by cesarean section, every time I exit a room, I leave via the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooo!I don't want to look like an alien!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nooo!I don't want to look like an alien!

That's a very good point - how will we spot the aliens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad said if you put your finger in your belly button and twist, your bum falls off. Not sure its true, never wanted to risk it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooo!I don't want to look like an alien!

That's a very good point - how will we spot the aliens?"

They will be driving Flying Saucers silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will have tentacles sprouting

from there testicles!(Blimey try saying that when pished)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They will have tentacles sprouting

from there testicles!(Blimey try saying that when pished)

Where are their testicles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you put your salt whn eating fish and chips in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In their ears?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In their ears?

Tentacles coming from testicles in the aural canal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In their ears?

Tentacles coming from testicles in the aural canal?"

Absolutely!These alien beings are very confused you know.They have their own social workers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooo, it would look weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently its a growing trend in body modification to remove your belly button and have a smooth belly.....would you remove yours?"

What! My ex-sister-in-law had an infection as a child and lost hers until it was a little line. She was for ever embarrassed about it. Have it taken out? That is bonkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would the fluff collect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently its a growing trend in body modification to remove your belly button and have a smooth belly.....would you remove yours?"

PMSL.

There was hell on in the Nursing Home when my Mum had Dementia, she told us that they were trying to operate to remove her Belly Button, but when I explained, she didnt want to let them do that as her Arse would fall off, apparently she gave her nurses hell for months over it lol, but the staff and us had a hell of a laugh out of it.

It was obviously the start of the craze 15 years ago and we didnt know it

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Where would the fluff collect"

Funky would arrange a collection service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd consider having mine replaced with a self destruct button!

Or just a red one that says "DO NOT PUSH" - simply to see who inevitably will!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Where would the fluff collect

Funky would arrange a collection service.

Funky collects pocket fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't look the same without a belly button, even dolls have them.. Very strange trend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where would the fluff collect

Funky would arrange a collection service.

Funky collects pocket fluff

Does he knit jumpers with it?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I didn't get a choice, mine vanished in a fucked up operation and yes, storing fluff is a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

such a sexy part of the body is the belly button why......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently its a growing trend in body modification to remove your belly button and have a smooth belly.....would you remove yours?"
never heard of anything of like this

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