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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Come grab a drink and maybe stay awhile. 😁

I DO IT ALL!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Toot at the bar? As in let one go? 😱

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Toot at the bar? As in let one go? 😱"
No no

I won't have you slander my shit bar name thanks.

Anyway what would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I'll have a Pilk, she will have a pink gin and lemonade.

Point me in the direction of the 4 player TMNT arcade cabinet please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll have a Pilk, she will have a pink gin and lemonade.

Point me in the direction of the 4 player TMNT arcade cabinet please."

Coming right up!

*You notice one of the bar walls reveal a secret games room, filled with arcades machines of all kinds*

😁

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By *uicy 2020Woman
15 weeks ago

London

Ive just made myself a coffee and having a munch on some of the gingerbread ghouls. Do i need to chug this before i come in? X

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ive just made myself a coffee and having a munch on some of the gingerbread ghouls. Do i need to chug this before i come in? X"

You can come in I trust you.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I'll have a Pilk, she will have a pink gin and lemonade.

Point me in the direction of the 4 player TMNT arcade cabinet please.

Coming right up!

*You notice one of the bar walls reveal a secret games room, filled with arcades machines of all kinds*

😁 "

OH SNAP THEY ARE ALL ON FREE PLAY

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll have a Pilk, she will have a pink gin and lemonade.

Point me in the direction of the 4 player TMNT arcade cabinet please.

Coming right up!

*You notice one of the bar walls reveal a secret games room, filled with arcades machines of all kinds*

😁

OH SNAP THEY ARE ALL ON FREE PLAY"

😁

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By *ensuallover1000Man
15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Toot at the bar? As in let one go? 😱 No no

I won't have you slander my shit bar name thanks.

Anyway what would you like? "

In that case I’ll hold it in (in discomfort) and have a Guinness if I may please? 😃

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Toot at the bar? As in let one go? 😱 No no

I won't have you slander my shit bar name thanks.

Anyway what would you like?

In that case I’ll hold it in (in discomfort) and have a Guinness if I may please? 😃"

Of course!

I Do hope your day has been good.

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By *parkle1974Woman
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Toot toot beep beep

Large JD barman if you please x

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By *mmaleiaWoman
15 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Tonight toots, I’d love a hot chocolate with the full works please

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Toot toot beep beep

Large JD barman if you please x"

Coming right up!

didn't know we had a drive through but just for I guess we do now.

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By *artfordBlokeMan
15 weeks ago

Dartford

I'll take a Pepsi please, and a stack of 20p pieces for the 1942 machine, cheers

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Tonight toots, I’d love a hot chocolate with the full works please "

Absolutely you can, the full works and then some.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Double Malibu and Coke please with ice.

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By *parkle1974Woman
15 weeks ago

Leeds


"Toot toot beep beep

Large JD barman if you please x

Coming right up!

didn't know we had a drive through but just for I guess we do now.

"

The beep beep was for my fat arse walking backwards to the bar

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll take a Pepsi please, and a stack of 20p pieces for the 1942 machine, cheers"

Coming right up!

Good day today?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Double Malibu and Coke please with ice. "

You know I've always got a malibu and waiting for you boo.

Enjoy.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Toot toot beep beep

Large JD barman if you please x

Coming right up!

didn't know we had a drive through but just for I guess we do now.

The beep beep was for my fat arse walking backwards to the bar "

Okay that sounds hilarious, you can have an extra drink for that.🤣

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
15 weeks ago

mowcop

Sex on the beech please xx

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Sex on the beech please xx "

Coming right up!

I do hope you enjoy.

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By *iscotti32Woman
15 weeks ago

choomah island

I’ll have a wine as I think a cocktail might not mix well with the pie and veg I’m having for tea 😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll have a wine as I think a cocktail might not mix well with the pie and veg I’m having for tea 😂"

One glass of wine for you, has you day been treating you well?

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Double Malibu and Coke please with ice.

You know I've always got a malibu and waiting for you boo.

Enjoy. "

So kind

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Double Malibu and Coke please with ice.

You know I've always got a malibu and waiting for you boo.

Enjoy.

So kind "

Always.

I do hope you come back again.

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By *iscotti32Woman
15 weeks ago

choomah island


"I’ll have a wine as I think a cocktail might not mix well with the pie and veg I’m having for tea 😂

One glass of wine for you, has you day been treating you well?"

Actually just leave the bottle with me 😂 that’s how my day has been haha

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll have a wine as I think a cocktail might not mix well with the pie and veg I’m having for tea 😂

One glass of wine for you, has you day been treating you well?

Actually just leave the bottle with me 😂 that’s how my day has been haha "

tell you what you can take two.

Please come back again, and hopefully tomorrow is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

It’s match night tonight. Something cold will do for now, might need the harder stuff depending on the result

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By *artfordBlokeMan
15 weeks ago

Dartford


"I'll take a Pepsi please, and a stack of 20p pieces for the 1942 machine, cheers

Coming right up!

Good day today?"

Been playing the Monster Hunter Wilds beta, I am metaphorically erect in anticipation for the full game

How's your day been?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"It’s match night tonight. Something cold will do for now, might need the harder stuff depending on the result "

One cold beer coming right up.

Well good luck you know where I am.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'll take a Pepsi please, and a stack of 20p pieces for the 1942 machine, cheers

Coming right up!

Good day today?

Been playing the Monster Hunter Wilds beta, I am metaphorically erect in anticipation for the full game

How's your day been?"

Same here looks awsome!

.it's been okay got another nw job so little excited.

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By *HUSH-Man
15 weeks ago

London

Bailey’s and cherryade please mate. 🍒

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Bailey’s and cherryade please mate. 🍒 "

Ooh interesting choice.

Of course!

How are you today?

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By *aizyWoman
15 weeks ago

west midlands


"Bailey’s and cherryade please mate. 🍒 "

What is this abomination?!?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Bailey’s and cherryade please mate. 🍒

What is this abomination?!? "

Most importantly what are you having?

Also welcome!

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By *aizyWoman
15 weeks ago

west midlands


"Bailey’s and cherryade please mate. 🍒

What is this abomination?!?

Most importantly what are you having?

Also welcome!"

Bailey's and cherryade, please 🤷‍♀️

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Bailey’s and cherryade please mate. 🍒

What is this abomination?!?

Most importantly what are you having?

Also welcome!

Bailey's and cherryade, please 🤷‍♀️"

You fiend 🤣

Well if that's what you want too then.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

D*unk bump

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By *uicy 2020Woman
15 weeks ago

London

Any specials on tonight Toots? Not sure what im feeling for...

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Any specials on tonight Toots? Not sure what im feeling for..."

Hmm 🤔

Hiw about some faire wine?

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By *uicy 2020Woman
15 weeks ago

London


"Any specials on tonight Toots? Not sure what im feeling for...

Hmm 🤔

Hiw about some faire wine?"

An acorn cup full please!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Any specials on tonight Toots? Not sure what im feeling for...

Hmm 🤔

Hiw about some faire wine?

An acorn cup full please! "

😁

Coming right up.

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By *HUSH-Man
15 weeks ago

London


"Bailey’s and cherryade please mate. 🍒

What is this abomination?!?

Most importantly what are you having?

Also welcome!

Bailey's and cherryade, please 🤷‍♀️"

Tia Maria and Lucozade is also a cushty drink.

I’m good mate. I see you’re quickly rising in nobility here. You’ll be Duke Tootus soon. 🙇

How are you Daizy? I do have somewhat of an unconventional palate… but it’s refined nonetheless 🧐

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Bailey’s and cherryade please mate. 🍒

What is this abomination?!?

Most importantly what are you having?

Also welcome!

Bailey's and cherryade, please 🤷‍♀️

Tia Maria and Lucozade is also a cushty drink.

I’m good mate. I see you’re quickly rising in nobility here. You’ll be Duke Tootus soon. 🙇

How are you Daizy? I do have somewhat of an unconventional palate… but it’s refined nonetheless 🧐 "

Your like the third person to say that, just don't give me ideas 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *onjoliveMan
15 weeks ago

bournemouth

Good evening…I was going to push the boat out and say surprise me…but on here anything could happen

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By *parkle1974Woman
15 weeks ago

Leeds

I need filled up again

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By *parkle1974Woman
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Topped up I meant

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Negroni please barman. Make it a large one 😘😘

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Hello Toots.

Hello LB.

😗

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Negroni please barman. Make it a large one 😘😘"

Coming right up, I'll make all the drinks extra special tonight I think.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hello Toots.

Hello LB.

😗"

Hey SS hope your doing well.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Toots.

Hello LB.

😗"

Hi gorgeous 😘

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Negroni please barman. Make it a large one 😘😘

Coming right up, I'll make all the drinks extra special tonight I think. "

That’s because you’re a star 😘

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Topped up I meant "

That's ok just help yourself to the top up.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Negroni please barman. Make it a large one 😘😘

Coming right up, I'll make all the drinks extra special tonight I think.

That’s because you’re a star 😘"

I think your abit of a start yourself, thank you for popping in.

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