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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tonight we fancied a couple of slices of toast, nothing wrong there except that there was no bread in the house, so we nipped out to the CO-OP and bought a Warburtons Toasty Loaf - specially made for toasting.

On our kitchen bench there is a brand spanking new Breville toaster for which we paid nearly 40 quid

So far so good

So why the F*$K does a toasty loaf not fit into a standard bloody toaster ? What a silly idea. 90% of the slice gets toasted and in order to toast the other 10%, the slice needs to be turned upside down, thus burning the 90% which had already been done

How stupid is that a toasty loaf which will not fit a standard toaster !!!

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

pmsl!!!!

know wot you mean i love the warburtons extra thick toastie but hey ho doesn't fit in the toaster so like you have to turn it round the other way!!!!!!!LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard Warburtons are bringing a vwe toaster out next week ! lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

And what is wrong with doing the old fashoined way - under the grill!!!

You youngsters!!!!

Pah!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO @ Dipsy

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Me too - didnt read that proper the first time!!!

Good old ddipsy!!! x

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

lol, my grill takes forever to make toast!!

canny win eh lol

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

you could always just cut the end off..........THE BREAD....THE BREAD....oh you are a mucky minded lot !!

E xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a conspiracy !! lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I dont eat the crusts - so do you think i f i cut them off BEFORE i toasted the bread it would still come out the same..????

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

lol!!!

i like my crusts tho!!!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

But may fit in toaster a bit better if you loose em!!! lol

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

lol thats true!!!!

will do that next time im having warburtons toatie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put bread in the toaster then toaster in the grill , that would work ! lol

I'm on master chef next week , watch out !!

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

lol!!!!

will watch out for ye then

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

And i will be sitting here aiting for the firemen!!!

Cor!!!

lol

Electrical fires just do it for me!!!

heehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been annoying me for bloody ages but i've never had anyone to vent my anger with! It's getting hard work to find any sodding bread which fits in my toaster now without having to tuck the fucking edges in. Grrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It reminds me of that old joke ...... I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day...then I realised it said 'THICK CUT' !! lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It reminds me of that old joke ...... I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day...then I realised it said 'THICK CUT' !! lol xxxx"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Readin gthis thread has made me want to eat some toast so ive just made some and it fitted in the toaster

Im obviously using inferior bread or I have a massive toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ours is a 4 slice toaster with no dividers so we just stick the bread in on its side.

miss not having a gas grill when it comes to toast though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what is wrong with doing the old fashoined way - under the grill!!!

You youngsters!!!!

Pah!!!! lol"

Or perhaps over a fire, holding it with a stick?

Just wanted to say, Warburtons Tostie rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra thick crumpets are the same - you stick them in a standard toaster and after a zillion minutes it clicks to say it's done but guess what? - no fookin crumpets! They've superglued themselves to the inside of the feckin toaster forcing you to try and lever them out with a knife - after you've switched the mains off of course, then, THEN! - you manage to pry half the feckin thing out leaving the other half of it in tatters still inside the toaster! grrrr....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And what is wrong with doing the old fashoined way - under the grill!!!

You youngsters!!!!

Pah!!!! lol

Or perhaps over a fire, holding it with a stick?

Just wanted to say, Warburtons Tostie rules! "

Now were talkin' REAL toast - mind you, I must have been a posh kid because I used an extendable toasting fork, not a stick lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Extra thick crumpets are the same - you stick them in a standard toaster and after a zillion minutes it clicks to say it's done but guess what? - no fookin crumpets! They've superglued themselves to the inside of the feckin toaster forcing you to try and lever them out with a knife - after you've switched the mains off of course, then, THEN! - you manage to pry half the feckin thing out leaving the other half of it in tatters still inside the toaster! grrrr...."

very true then the next time u use the toaster the left over crumpet sets the fuckin smoke alarm off good old warburtons ehh lol

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling


"Extra thick crumpets are the same - you stick them in a standard toaster and after a zillion minutes it clicks to say it's done but guess what? - no fookin crumpets! They've superglued themselves to the inside of the feckin toaster forcing you to try and lever them out with a knife - after you've switched the mains off of course, then, THEN! - you manage to pry half the feckin thing out leaving the other half of it in tatters still inside the toaster! grrrr...."
lol!! i put thick cut bread, the kind you cut yourself, in the toaster and was too thixk that when it popped it was still stuck in the toaster, and yep i got it out with a knife but 4got 2 switch the effin mains off!!! pmsl, thank god im here to tell the tale hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what is wrong with doing the old fashoined way - under the grill!!!

You youngsters!!!!

Pah!!!! lol"

Grill!!!! coal fire and toasting fork

(well i am older than you pmsl

Craig x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one sad feckin thread im going to have something to eat now just fancy some toast for some reason

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