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"Me first: Spasms in your leg that won't stop " Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? | |||
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"Having pet chickens." Awwwwwwwww we miss having chickens. But it IS nice not to have to turn the garden into Fort Knox! | |||
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"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time" Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter | |||
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"Having pet chickens. Awwwwwwwww we miss having chickens. But it IS nice not to have to turn the garden into Fort Knox! " You can have mine! Every time they lay an egg they just have to tell the whole bloody neighbourhood about it. | |||
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"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time" My dishwasher went at the same time as my washing machine once - now that was annoying! | |||
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"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter " A couple of years ago my cooker packed up at 8 in the evening on Christmas eve, that was beyond annoying, I still even remember the exact time it stopped working after all these years | |||
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"When you're waiting to fill your car up with fuel,and the person in front decides to go inside the shop to pay, instead of using pay at pump. All because they want to do a "mini shop" of all the snack items they can find and carry and take fucking ages to come back and move their bastard car out of the way! " Been guilty of that if I get hangry on way back from doing the do | |||
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"Having pet chickens. Awwwwwwwww we miss having chickens. But it IS nice not to have to turn the garden into Fort Knox! You can have mine! Every time they lay an egg they just have to tell the whole bloody neighbourhood about it." Alas, our current garden perimeter has more holes in than a piece of Gouda | |||
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"When your late for work and the sock draw is empty… You know there’s a couple of odd ones stuffed behind the headboard… it’s only when you sit at your desk opposite Molly from accounts that you smell them… you can put up with the crusty feel but that smell… oh god, can she smell it? Why did I put them on? I’m such a pig! " So many of these are relatable. But not this one. Not this one. | |||
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"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter A couple of years ago my cooker packed up at 8 in the evening on Christmas eve, that was beyond annoying, I still even remember the exact time it stopped working after all these years " I think you win the Christmas Kitchen Appliance Tale of Woe | |||
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"When you're waiting to fill your car up with fuel,and the person in front decides to go inside the shop to pay, instead of using pay at pump. All because they want to do a "mini shop" of all the snack items they can find and carry and take fucking ages to come back and move their bastard car out of the way! " Electric motoring has many upsides. It's almost a year since I went to a petrol station! | |||
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"Blue noses " Sorry.. had to be done 😂 Much prefer you to the Kopites of course! | |||
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"Blue noses Sorry.. had to be done 😂 Much prefer you to the Kopites of course!" I'll have you know that Bebington Kop dwellers are the finest people on earth! | |||
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"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter A couple of years ago my cooker packed up at 8 in the evening on Christmas eve, that was beyond annoying, I still even remember the exact time it stopped working after all these years I think you win the Christmas Kitchen Appliance Tale of Woe " I had a full on power cut Christmas Day halfway through and it said it would be back on in and hour so we hung it out. It was off for 3 days!!! Had to ship everything across to the in laws. All Christmas food in fridge and freezer ruined (including the unicorn steaks I had when it came to claim up time lol) | |||
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"Shaving head and feeling it 15 minutes later. 😕" Yep, feeling it when stood in the pub and it’s too late to go home and shave the missed bit ! Fuck it, get another beer in | |||
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"Shaving head and feeling it 15 minutes later. 😕 Yep, feeling it when stood in the pub and it’s too late to go home and shave the missed bit ! Fuck it, get another beer in " Same when I was out last Saturday. But too late | |||
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"Comedians who have game shows " Good game, good game! | |||
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"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time" During spin cycle sex? | |||
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"Comedians who have game shows " I think you just hate game shows. | |||
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"Getting out of the shower 🚿 & then realizing that you need a poo 💩🤦🏼♂️" Don't you take a dump in the shower then? | |||
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"Me first: Spasms in your leg that won't stop Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? " I've had a lot of that one of late - it is very distracting | |||
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"Getting out of the shower 🚿 & then realizing that you need a poo 💩🤦🏼♂️ Don't you take a dump in the shower then?" He ain't Sylvester Stallone! | |||
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"When you're waiting to fill your car up with fuel,and the person in front decides to go inside the shop to pay, instead of using pay at pump. All because they want to do a "mini shop" of all the snack items they can find and carry and take fucking ages to come back and move their bastard car out of the way! " I always pay in shop and minus the snacks i need a receipt lol | |||
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"Those gaps in button up clothes that never seem to sit properly on me " I don't wear blouses because of the button gape, no matter what the size! | |||
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"That guaranteed itch when you're carrying something with both hands." You need a bidet pal | |||
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"Getting an unexpected letter for a parking fine, which has happened to me twice ing{¬yrs=¬} the last 4 months 🤦♀️" I've had scam parking fines on texts | |||
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"Getting an unexpected letter for a parking fine, which has happened to me twice ing{¬yrs=¬} the last 4 months 🤦♀️ I've had scam parking fines on texts " I wish mine had been scams. | |||
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"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter A couple of years ago my cooker packed up at 8 in the evening on Christmas eve, that was beyond annoying, I still even remember the exact time it stopped working after all these years " I can beat that. I had a new cooker arrive 2 days before Chistmas. The enigneer who installed it, then found a gas leak. So cut off my gas. No heating, hot water or cooking, from the 23rd Dec to the 3rd Jan. No Christmas dinner, and kids had to goto their dads to bath ect. They quoted me 1000's to run a new gas line to house. Eventally, they came out, and found I had a leak, before the gas meter. So not my resposibilty. They repaired it within 20 mins. No cost to me, but I only got £80 compensation. | |||
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"That guaranteed itch when you're carrying something with both hands. You need a bidet pal" My bidet was in September | |||
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"Stickers on the soles of shoes!!" My favourite Paul Simon song | |||
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"Stickers on the soles of shoes!! My favourite Paul Simon song" Love it.... someone's on it this morning! | |||
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"Stickers on the soles of shoes!!" I had a little stone wedged in my shoe when I was the airport last week and it meant I sounded like I was tap dancing whenever I walked anywhere. Couldn't get it out and needed to sit down to get it sorted but was late so had to keep walking for ages. Forgot about it when I got on the plane but it started again when I got off in Italy but again didn't have time to stop, kept getting looks of disdain from super well dressed Italians. That was annoying. Think that might be the most boring story I've ever written lol | |||
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"Stickers on the soles of shoes!! My favourite Paul Simon song Love it.... someone's on it this morning!" | |||
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"When are you getting the full op " That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often? | |||
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"When are you getting the full op That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?" Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages. On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “ Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that. | |||
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"…..When one sits on the dunny and after having laid a particularly noteworthy cable, one looks over to reach for the bog paper only to find in sheer consternation, that there is none to be found(!!!) 😱" In that situation reach for a towel or hang the tailpipe over the bath and use shower head | |||
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"…..When one sits on the dunny and after having laid a particularly noteworthy cable, one looks over to reach for the bog paper only to find in sheer consternation, that there is none to be found(!!!) 😱 In that situation reach for a towel or hang the tailpipe over the bath and use shower head " 😂😂 Or avail oneself of an expedient sock…. | |||
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"When are you getting the full op That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often? Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages. On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “ Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that. A tad bossy and nosey then? " Just weird creepy people in my view | |||
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"When are you getting the full op That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often? Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages. On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “ Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that. A tad bossy and nosey then? Just weird creepy people in my view " That too. Although it could be a natural curiosity and not knowing how to react. Being on a sex site really does seem to lower people's inhibitions to the point that common decency goes completely out the window | |||
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"When are you getting the full op That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often? Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages. On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “ Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that. A tad bossy and nosey then? Just weird creepy people in my view That too. Although it could be a natural curiosity and not knowing how to react. Being on a sex site really does seem to lower people's inhibitions to the point that common decency goes completely out the window" No it’s just creepy weird behaviour | |||
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"When are you getting the full op That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often? Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages. On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “ Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that. A tad bossy and nosey then? Just weird creepy people in my view That too. Although it could be a natural curiosity and not knowing how to react. Being on a sex site really does seem to lower people's inhibitions to the point that common decency goes completely out the window No it’s just creepy weird behaviour " Fair enough. I won't argue with the one who has to deal with it | |||
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"That guaranteed itch when you're carrying something with both hands. You need a bidet pal" Or flea powder | |||
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"When are you getting the full op That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often? Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages. On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “ Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that. " In a similar yet different vein, people ask similarly impertinent questions about one's disability status too. It's just plain unnecessary! Your business is your business | |||
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"Getting an unexpected letter for a parking fine, which has happened to me twice in the last 4 months 🤦♀️" I got one from the private parking people at the hospital because I forgot I'd not updated the Blue Badge records with my new car reg 🤦🏻♀️ | |||
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"My favourite piece of equipment dying on me at a very inappropriate time " Oh? Care to share?! | |||
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"WiFi has decided to pack up. Armaggedon has arrived to arrive to this household. So everyone has become fucking annoying with their whingeing 😂😂😂" Oh heck. And is it half term too?? | |||
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"WiFi has decided to pack up. Armaggedon has arrived to arrive to this household. So everyone has become fucking annoying with their whingeing 😂😂😂 Oh heck. And is it half term too?? " Precisely. Funnily enough, it is the other adult in this house who is having the biggest strop ever…. 😂😂😂 I’ve been ordered to fix it. I see the troubleshooting- it tells me to locate the phone jack. What bleeding phone jack? 😂😂😂😂 I thought it was fibre optic! 😂 | |||
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"My favourite piece of equipment dying on me at a very inappropriate time " Suppose fingers would have to do or a quick change of batteries | |||
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"Folk that like to play mind games.. Grow the Fuck Up 🤷♂️😆" Frustration? | |||
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"Me first: Spasms in your leg that won't stop Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? " Me too .... Wtf!! | |||
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"Me first: Spasms in your leg that won't stop Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? " I get that! I was starting to think I was the only get that | |||
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"Trying to get to sleep and failing" I just quickly despunk myself in that scenario and boom sleep | |||
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"When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops " 1-its your mum. Have some respect. 2- the customer is paying you so you should be giving them full value. | |||
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"Trying to get to sleep and failing I just quickly despunk myself in that scenario and boom sleep " If only it was that easy | |||
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"When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops 1-its your mum. Have some respect. 2- the customer is paying you so you should be giving them full value. " 1- erm no fuck that 2- I have a long list of very happy customers going back almost 20 years, they are paying me for the job not my time on site. But please if you have anymore tips on how to run my business be sure to let me know since you seemingly can do it better | |||
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"Me first: Spasms in your leg that won't stop " Batteries dying in your favourite toy … Or worse still …breaking a wand midsession. Yeah I broke my wand. Twice. I should have shares in the bloody things. Hahaha | |||
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"Me first: Spasms in your leg that won't stop Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? Me too .... Wtf!!" What annoys me is men who post profile pictures of a penis that has been nicked from internet. | |||
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"When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops 1-its your mum. Have some respect. 2- the customer is paying you so you should be giving them full value. 1- erm no fuck that 2- I have a long list of very happy customers going back almost 20 years, they are paying me for the job not my time on site. But please if you have anymore tips on how to run my business be sure to let me know since you seemingly can do it better " Builders are famously terrible at turning up and time management. I didn't make that reputation up. Everyone knows that most are shite at organising their jobs and staying on schedule. | |||
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"When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops 1-its your mum. Have some respect. 2- the customer is paying you so you should be giving them full value. 1- erm no fuck that 2- I have a long list of very happy customers going back almost 20 years, they are paying me for the job not my time on site. But please if you have anymore tips on how to run my business be sure to let me know since you seemingly can do it better Builders are famously terrible at turning up and time management. I didn't make that reputation up. Everyone knows that most are shite at organising their jobs and staying on schedule. " Every builder I know who does outside work and is actually busy has been running massively behind most this year due to last winter being the wettest ever, decent customers expect this and understand the builders had a shit time and his entire existence doesn't revolve around their one job, the few that don’t understand this most builders won’t do the job for them | |||
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"Me first: Spasms in your leg that won't stop " Tongue spasms where you can barely swallow or breath. | |||
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"Me first: Spasms in your leg that won't stop Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? " Often brought on with stress or sometimes a lack of potassium/magnesium or zinc. | |||
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"I am really fucking annoying. I win. " You’re not even in the top 10 most annoying people on here. Not even close. Must be annoying to hear that | |||
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"I am really fucking annoying. I win. You’re not even in the top 10 most annoying people on here. Not even close. Must be annoying to hear that " You cut me deep Jimmy. You cut me real deep... | |||
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"Hospitals " How's it going? | |||
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"Hospitals How's it going? " Like a car crash in slow motion Getting assistance for being immobile is next to impossible. The bathing and toilet facilities are not properly equipped for actual disabled people. BUT tonight's night shift has been calmer and more orderly and I have two new friends. One is 89 and I sorted out her iPad and lent her my earphones so she can watch Downton Abbey and the other is almost 70 and is live narrating the US election results to us We have compared views on mobility aids and the quality of hospital food and had an interesting sociological conversation about gender. | |||
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