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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

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By *enk15Man
15 weeks ago

Evesham

Having pet chickens.

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
15 weeks ago

La La Land


"Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

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Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about?

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By *929Man
15 weeks ago

bedlington

When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep

When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters

When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will

Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Shaving head and feeling it 15 minutes later. 😕

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Having pet chickens."

Awwwwwwwww we miss having chickens. But it IS nice not to have to turn the garden into Fort Knox!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Piers Morgan

- Jerry Springer of political debate..

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By *ineapple_turnoverCouple
15 weeks ago

London

Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time"

Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter

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By *enk15Man
15 weeks ago

Evesham


"Having pet chickens.

Awwwwwwwww we miss having chickens. But it IS nice not to have to turn the garden into Fort Knox! "

You can have mine! Every time they lay an egg they just have to tell the whole bloody neighbourhood about it.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
15 weeks ago

Northerner


"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time"

My dishwasher went at the same time as my washing machine once - now that was annoying!

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
15 weeks ago

belfast

Children

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
15 weeks ago

Staffordshire

When your late for work and the sock draw is empty…

You know there’s a couple of odd ones stuffed behind the headboard… it’s only when you sit at your desk opposite Molly from accounts that you smell them… you can put up with the crusty feel but that smell… oh god, can she smell it? Why did I put them on? I’m such a pig!

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15 weeks ago

When you're waiting to fill your car up with fuel,and the person in front decides to go inside the shop to pay, instead of using pay at pump.

All because they want to do a "mini shop" of all the snack items they can find and carry and take fucking ages to come back and move their bastard car out of the way!

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By *aizyWoman
15 weeks ago

west midlands


"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time

Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter "

A couple of years ago my cooker packed up at 8 in the evening on Christmas eve, that was beyond annoying, I still even remember the exact time it stopped working after all these years

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"When you're waiting to fill your car up with fuel,and the person in front decides to go inside the shop to pay, instead of using pay at pump.

All because they want to do a "mini shop" of all the snack items they can find and carry and take fucking ages to come back and move their bastard car out of the way! "

Been guilty of that if I get hangry on way back from doing the do

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By *ad NannaWoman
15 weeks ago

East London

Weetabix fingers.

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By *assion8Man
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

People walking in the street but randomly stop right the fuck in front of you!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Having pet chickens.

Awwwwwwwww we miss having chickens. But it IS nice not to have to turn the garden into Fort Knox!

You can have mine! Every time they lay an egg they just have to tell the whole bloody neighbourhood about it."

Alas, our current garden perimeter has more holes in than a piece of Gouda

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"When your late for work and the sock draw is empty…

You know there’s a couple of odd ones stuffed behind the headboard… it’s only when you sit at your desk opposite Molly from accounts that you smell them… you can put up with the crusty feel but that smell… oh god, can she smell it? Why did I put them on? I’m such a pig!

"

So many of these are relatable. But not this one. Not this one.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time

Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter

A couple of years ago my cooker packed up at 8 in the evening on Christmas eve, that was beyond annoying, I still even remember the exact time it stopped working after all these years "

I think you win the Christmas Kitchen Appliance Tale of Woe

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Tranmere fans.

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By *an2man2021Man
15 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Ppl who put their feet on bus seats...

Spitting whilst having sex

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"When you're waiting to fill your car up with fuel,and the person in front decides to go inside the shop to pay, instead of using pay at pump.

All because they want to do a "mini shop" of all the snack items they can find and carry and take fucking ages to come back and move their bastard car out of the way! "

Electric motoring has many upsides. It's almost a year since I went to a petrol station!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

Blue noses

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Blue noses "

Sorry.. had to be done 😂 Much prefer you to the Kopites of course!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Blue noses

Sorry.. had to be done 😂 Much prefer you to the Kopites of course!"

I'll have you know that Bebington Kop dwellers are the finest people on earth!

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By *ickie76XXXMan
15 weeks ago

dartford


"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time

Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter

A couple of years ago my cooker packed up at 8 in the evening on Christmas eve, that was beyond annoying, I still even remember the exact time it stopped working after all these years

I think you win the Christmas Kitchen Appliance Tale of Woe "

I had a full on power cut Christmas Day halfway through and it said it would be back on in and hour so we hung it out. It was off for 3 days!!! Had to ship everything across to the in laws. All Christmas food in fridge and freezer ruined (including the unicorn steaks I had when it came to claim up time lol)

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By *ohnnyo2024Man
15 weeks ago

Rugby


"Shaving head and feeling it 15 minutes later. 😕"

Yep, feeling it when stood in the pub and it’s too late to go home and shave the missed bit ! Fuck it, get another beer in

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Shaving head and feeling it 15 minutes later. 😕

Yep, feeling it when stood in the pub and it’s too late to go home and shave the missed bit ! Fuck it, get another beer in "

Same when I was out last Saturday. But too late

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By *nobyMan
15 weeks ago

Dorchester

Comedians who have game shows

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Comedians who have game shows

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Good game, good game!

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By *amson85500Man
15 weeks ago

foxford

Getting out of the shower 🚿 & then realizing that you need a poo 💩🤦🏼‍♂️

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
15 weeks ago

Willenhall


"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time"

During spin cycle sex?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
15 weeks ago

Willenhall

Those absolute fuckers who stand at the end of an aisle in a supermarket with their trolley extended out in front of themself staring into empty space whilst blocking anyone from getting into the aisle. When you approach and politely say "excuse me" because you want to get past into said aisle they stare at you with an expression like you've just pissed on their shoes before they slowly move their trolley out of the way.

I seriously feel like just backing up before taking a running fucking charge at them...

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
15 weeks ago

Willenhall


"Comedians who have game shows

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I think you just hate game shows.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Getting out of the shower 🚿 & then realizing that you need a poo 💩🤦🏼‍♂️"

Don't you take a dump in the shower then?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
15 weeks ago

Leeds

The brummie accent.

The mr

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By *w93Man
15 weeks ago

Stafford

Getting up of the sofa at midnight after a bottle of wine ready to go to bed and you realise you haven't put all thd bed sheets back on the bed after washing and drying them.

And old people who moan about losing thier WFP but are going on more holidays and eating out more than me.

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By *anzer FernandoMan
15 weeks ago

Over the seas and far away


"Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? "

I've had a lot of that one of late - it is very distracting

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By *sWyldWoman
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Those gaps in button up clothes that never seem to sit properly on me

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By *ools and the brainCouple
15 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Everyone else in the world

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
15 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Everyone else in the world "

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By *iker JackMan
15 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Cars with halogen bulbs when it’s dark and blind you

People who slurp a drink

People who just dawdle when walking and are in the way

People who don’t pick up dog shit

Narcissistic people

So actually my answer is people

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Getting your sleeve caught on a door handle.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Getting out of the shower 🚿 & then realizing that you need a poo 💩🤦🏼‍♂️

Don't you take a dump in the shower then?"

He ain't Sylvester Stallone!

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By *aughty driverMan
15 weeks ago

Romford

When people drive at 20mph in the middle fucking lane on the motorway.

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By *aughty driverMan
15 weeks ago

Romford


"When you're waiting to fill your car up with fuel,and the person in front decides to go inside the shop to pay, instead of using pay at pump.

All because they want to do a "mini shop" of all the snack items they can find and carry and take fucking ages to come back and move their bastard car out of the way! "

I always pay in shop and minus the snacks i need a receipt lol

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Those gaps in button up clothes that never seem to sit properly on me "

I don't wear blouses because of the button gape, no matter what the size!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

My new answer is "nerve pain". Sooooooo little sleep

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By *akingtheplungeMan
15 weeks ago

kent

Cyclists, all of them

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands

That guaranteed itch when you're carrying something with both hands.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
15 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"That guaranteed itch when you're carrying something with both hands."

You need a bidet pal

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By *ell GwynnWoman
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Getting an unexpected letter for a parking fine, which has happened to me twice in the last 4 months 🤦‍♀️

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By *aleakalaMan
15 weeks ago

various

That oat milk advert.

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By *ndyman 201Man
15 weeks ago

hereford


"Getting an unexpected letter for a parking fine, which has happened to me twice ing{¬yrs=¬} the last 4 months 🤦‍♀️"
I've had scam parking fines on texts

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By *ell GwynnWoman
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Getting an unexpected letter for a parking fine, which has happened to me twice ing{¬yrs=¬} the last 4 months 🤦‍♀️ I've had scam parking fines on texts "

I wish mine had been scams.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

People.

All of them.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
15 weeks ago

Poole


"Washing machine breaking down at the worst possible time

Ours once broke over Christmas and New Year AND there was a 6 week wait on parts after the engineer finally came out. We became well acquainted with the local launderette, throughout the depths of winter

A couple of years ago my cooker packed up at 8 in the evening on Christmas eve, that was beyond annoying, I still even remember the exact time it stopped working after all these years "

I can beat that. I had a new cooker arrive 2 days before Chistmas. The enigneer who installed it, then found a gas leak. So cut off my gas. No heating, hot water or cooking, from the 23rd Dec to the 3rd Jan. No Christmas dinner, and kids had to goto their dads to bath ect. They quoted me 1000's to run a new gas line to house. Eventally, they came out, and found I had a leak, before the gas meter. So not my resposibilty. They repaired it within 20 mins. No cost to me, but I only got £80 compensation.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
15 weeks ago

Pershore

Standing in the garage wondering why you've gone in there

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Vegans preaching

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"That guaranteed itch when you're carrying something with both hands.

You need a bidet pal"

My bidet was in September

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By *ayTVTV/TS
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Stickers on the soles of shoes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Stickers on the soles of shoes!!"

My favourite Paul Simon song

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By *ayTVTV/TS
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Stickers on the soles of shoes!!

My favourite Paul Simon song"

Love it.... someone's on it this morning!

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
15 weeks ago

Not in UK currently

Fridge stops working on Christmas Eve.

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By *urbo321123Man
15 weeks ago

BEWDLEY


"Stickers on the soles of shoes!!"

I had a little stone wedged in my shoe when I was the airport last week and it meant I sounded like I was tap dancing whenever I walked anywhere. Couldn't get it out and needed to sit down to get it sorted but was late so had to keep walking for ages. Forgot about it when I got on the plane but it started again when I got off in Italy but again didn't have time to stop, kept getting looks of disdain from super well dressed Italians. That was annoying. Think that might be the most boring story I've ever written lol

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Stickers on the soles of shoes!!

My favourite Paul Simon song

Love it.... someone's on it this morning!"

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By *inger_SnapWoman
15 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Packets of anything that say "open here" and don't. Then you have to get the scissors or knife out to get into them.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Chichester

When are you getting the full op

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"When are you getting the full op "

That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Chichester


"When are you getting the full op

That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?"

Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages.

On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “

Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that.

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By *a LunaWoman
15 weeks ago

South Wales

When you’re in bed just nodding off and then you jerk awake because you thought you were falling.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…..When one sits on the dunny and after having laid a particularly noteworthy cable, one looks over to reach for the bog paper only to find in sheer consternation, that there is none to be found(!!!) 😱

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Chichester


"…..When one sits on the dunny and after having laid a particularly noteworthy cable, one looks over to reach for the bog paper only to find in sheer consternation, that there is none to be found(!!!) 😱"

In that situation reach for a towel or hang the tailpipe over the bath and use shower head

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By *ensuallover1000Man
15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"…..When one sits on the dunny and after having laid a particularly noteworthy cable, one looks over to reach for the bog paper only to find in sheer consternation, that there is none to be found(!!!) 😱

In that situation reach for a towel or hang the tailpipe over the bath and use shower head "

😂😂 Or avail oneself of an expedient sock….

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"When are you getting the full op

That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?

Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages.

On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “

Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that. "

A tad bossy and nosey then?

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By *elchmanMan
15 weeks ago

Harlow

This site when your horny and loads of messages when unable to play

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By *enk15Man
15 weeks ago

Evesham

Watching the bin truck disappear around the corner realizing you forgot to put the bins out.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Chichester


"When are you getting the full op

That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?

Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages.

On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “

Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that.

A tad bossy and nosey then? "

Just weird creepy people in my view

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"When are you getting the full op

That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?

Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages.

On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “

Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that.

A tad bossy and nosey then?

Just weird creepy people in my view "

That too. Although it could be a natural curiosity and not knowing how to react.

Being on a sex site really does seem to lower people's inhibitions to the point that common decency goes completely out the window

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Chichester


"When are you getting the full op

That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?

Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages.

On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “

Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that.

A tad bossy and nosey then?

Just weird creepy people in my view

That too. Although it could be a natural curiosity and not knowing how to react.

Being on a sex site really does seem to lower people's inhibitions to the point that common decency goes completely out the window"

No it’s just creepy weird behaviour

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By *ogerroger69Man
15 weeks ago

West Yorks

Lids on pop and water bottles that you can’t detach!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"When are you getting the full op

That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?

Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages.

On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “

Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that.

A tad bossy and nosey then?

Just weird creepy people in my view

That too. Although it could be a natural curiosity and not knowing how to react.

Being on a sex site really does seem to lower people's inhibitions to the point that common decency goes completely out the window

No it’s just creepy weird behaviour "

Fair enough. I won't argue with the one who has to deal with it

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By *onmar02Couple (MM)
15 weeks ago

Bargoed

This annoys me more than it should. Driving behind a car that has its rear window wiper going........and it's not raining. Shows just how often they are, or are not, looking in the rear view mirror.

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By *oodmessMan
15 weeks ago

yumsville

Unfashionable fashion trainers

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By *oodmessMan
15 weeks ago

yumsville

*trends

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By *uffin and JamCouple
15 weeks ago

Ayrshire

The alarm clock going off when you are having early morning playtime!!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"That guaranteed itch when you're carrying something with both hands.

You need a bidet pal"

Or flea powder

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"When are you getting the full op

That's a bit presumptuous. Do you get asked it often?

Oh absolutely it’s without doubt at least 3/4 of time I get asked it if I reveal I am trans in general or in messages.

On fab it’s mostly. “Please tell us you won’t get a vag/ pussy and spoil that lovely cock blah blah “

Or yes random strangers asking you private things like that. "

In a similar yet different vein, people ask similarly impertinent questions about one's disability status too.

It's just plain unnecessary! Your business is your business

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Getting an unexpected letter for a parking fine, which has happened to me twice in the last 4 months 🤦‍♀️"

I got one from the private parking people at the hospital because I forgot I'd not updated the Blue Badge records with my new car reg 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *viatrixWoman
15 weeks ago

Redhill

WiFi has decided to pack up.

Armaggedon has arrived to arrive to this household.

So everyone has become fucking annoying with their whingeing 😂😂😂

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By *ookie46Woman
15 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My favourite piece of equipment dying on me at a very inappropriate time

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"My favourite piece of equipment dying on me at a very inappropriate time "

Oh? Care to share?!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"WiFi has decided to pack up.

Armaggedon has arrived to arrive to this household.

So everyone has become fucking annoying with their whingeing 😂😂😂"

Oh heck. And is it half term too??

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By *ocktowerMan
15 weeks ago

north Wales and Bulgaria.

People wanting to charge money for things like Dom.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
15 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Folk that like to play mind games..

Grow the Fuck Up 🤷‍♂️😆

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By *viatrixWoman
15 weeks ago

Redhill


"WiFi has decided to pack up.

Armaggedon has arrived to arrive to this household.

So everyone has become fucking annoying with their whingeing 😂😂😂

Oh heck. And is it half term too?? "

Precisely.

Funnily enough, it is the other adult in this house who is having the biggest strop ever…. 😂😂😂 I’ve been ordered to fix it.

I see the troubleshooting- it tells me to locate the phone jack. What bleeding phone jack? 😂😂😂😂 I thought it was fibre optic! 😂

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By *rT25Man
15 weeks ago

South Yorkshire


"My favourite piece of equipment dying on me at a very inappropriate time "

Suppose fingers would have to do or a quick change of batteries

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By *ommy2125Man
15 weeks ago

newport

People who say nothing during a meeting then at the end pipe up like Colombo "just one more thing" then persist on giving their views on everything for another 20 mins.

And the quality of driving, so many people just terrible drivers.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Folk that like to play mind games..

Grow the Fuck Up 🤷‍♂️😆"

Frustration?

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By *rT25Man
15 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

Yeah! New bottle tops haha

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By *nobyMan
14 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Yeah! New bottle tops haha"
100%

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By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop


"Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? "

Me too .... Wtf!!

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
14 weeks ago

copthorne


"Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? "

I get that! I was starting to think I was the only get that

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By *esthetic21Man
14 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Trying to get to sleep and failing

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By *avid 50Man
14 weeks ago

kendal

traffic wardens

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Chichester


"Trying to get to sleep and failing"

I just quickly despunk myself in that scenario and boom sleep

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By *londebiguyMan
14 weeks ago

Southport


"When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep

When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters

When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will

Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops "

1-its your mum. Have some respect.

2- the customer is paying you so you should be giving them full value.

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By *esthetic21Man
14 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Trying to get to sleep and failing

I just quickly despunk myself in that scenario and boom sleep "

If only it was that easy

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By *929Man
14 weeks ago

bedlington


"When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep

When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters

When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will

Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops

1-its your mum. Have some respect.

2- the customer is paying you so you should be giving them full value.

"

1- erm no fuck that

2- I have a long list of very happy customers going back almost 20 years, they are paying me for the job not my time on site. But please if you have anymore tips on how to run my business be sure to let me know since you seemingly can do it better

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By *hadesofmWoman
14 weeks ago

canterbury


"Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

"

Batteries dying in your favourite toy …

Or worse still …breaking a wand midsession. Yeah I broke my wand. Twice. I should have shares in the bloody things. Hahaha

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By *ee69Man
14 weeks ago

glasgow

Shit beer and no crisps

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By *IXEN200Woman
14 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Boredom

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By *he Silver FuxMan
14 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about?

Me too .... Wtf!!"

What annoys me is men who post profile pictures of a penis that has been nicked from internet.

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By *londebiguyMan
14 weeks ago

Southport


"When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep

When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters

When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will

Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops

1-its your mum. Have some respect.

2- the customer is paying you so you should be giving them full value.

1- erm no fuck that

2- I have a long list of very happy customers going back almost 20 years, they are paying me for the job not my time on site. But please if you have anymore tips on how to run my business be sure to let me know since you seemingly can do it better "

Builders are famously terrible at turning up and time management. I didn't make that reputation up.

Everyone knows that most are shite at organising their jobs and staying on schedule.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Having to go to work and not being rich for no reason

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By *runette n JayCouple
14 weeks ago

bilston

For the mechanics

Putting down my 10mm socket

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
14 weeks ago

Ipswich

Getting told to grow up

Keep my gob shut

Was never one for seeking or taking advice

Grow old disgracefully say what I mean

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By *lex CoxMan
14 weeks ago

Porth

When your watching YouTube you find interesting, and the words literally or like is used in every sentence.

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By *929Man
14 weeks ago

bedlington


"When your tired as fuck on the cooch so go to bed and can’t sleep

When I hear my front door open and my mothers old woman stink wafts into my house before she even enters

When customers try and question your time on site, if I want to go home at bastard 11 o’clock I will

Ignorant miserable cunts with no manners who serve you in shops

1-its your mum. Have some respect.

2- the customer is paying you so you should be giving them full value.

1- erm no fuck that

2- I have a long list of very happy customers going back almost 20 years, they are paying me for the job not my time on site. But please if you have anymore tips on how to run my business be sure to let me know since you seemingly can do it better

Builders are famously terrible at turning up and time management. I didn't make that reputation up.

Everyone knows that most are shite at organising their jobs and staying on schedule.

"

Every builder I know who does outside work and is actually busy has been running massively behind most this year due to last winter being the wettest ever, decent customers expect this and understand the builders had a shit time and his entire existence doesn't revolve around their one job, the few that don’t understand this most builders won’t do the job for them

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By *luefire2Couple
14 weeks ago

just somewhere around here

Children!!! I don't have them, don't want them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Karen’s and their male equivalents 😡😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

"

Tongue spasms where you can barely swallow or breath.

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By *ustbelfastMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

That noise the electric makes when you need to top up

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Miniature trolleys in supermarkets - do not get me started!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Me first:

Spasms in your leg that won't stop

Ooooooo and that annoying twitch you get in your eyelid, what's that about? "

Often brought on with stress or sometimes a lack of potassium/magnesium or zinc.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards

I am really fucking annoying.

I win.

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By *immyinreadingMan
14 weeks ago

henley on thames

In-laws.

Father in law thinks my house is an extension of his own house, so he is in charge and gets to decide everything.

Get fucked pal. My house, my rules

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By *immyinreadingMan
14 weeks ago

henley on thames


"I am really fucking annoying.

I win. "

You’re not even in the top 10 most annoying people on here. Not even close.

Must be annoying to hear that

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By *orruptionandliesMan
14 weeks ago

leeds

Sciatica in the leg doing my head in

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I am really fucking annoying.

I win.

You’re not even in the top 10 most annoying people on here. Not even close.

Must be annoying to hear that "

You cut me deep Jimmy. You cut me real deep...

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Sciatica in the leg doing my head in"

Nettle stings.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

Hospitals

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

14 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Hospitals "

How's it going?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Shopping around for car insurance.

I seemed to have wasted half the day on it...(and achieved two thirds of fuck all.)

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
14 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Getting halfway to work and remembering you left your lunch on the side

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
14 weeks ago

North West


"Hospitals

How's it going? "

Like a car crash in slow motion

Getting assistance for being immobile is next to impossible.

The bathing and toilet facilities are not properly equipped for actual disabled people.

BUT tonight's night shift has been calmer and more orderly and I have two new friends. One is 89 and I sorted out her iPad and lent her my earphones so she can watch Downton Abbey and the other is almost 70 and is live narrating the US election results to us

We have compared views on mobility aids and the quality of hospital food and had an interesting sociological conversation about gender.

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By *aybeLadyWoman
14 weeks ago

West Dublin

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By *ilveryFoxMan
14 weeks ago

Midlothian

The guy that sits behind me at work

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By *aybeLadyWoman
14 weeks ago

West Dublin

My ex husband

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