FabSwingers.com forum: What have you said silently while having sex

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord forgive me as I have sinned!

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

Did I remember to turn the cooker off?

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By *assion8Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

How did I get here?

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Is he in?

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Ride it harder

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I need to paint the ceiling

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

Chicken ok for tea tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad was so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he in?"

😂🫣

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Don't forget the cake, don't forget the cake, don't forget the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he in?

😂🫣"

What’s her name again..🤔🤔

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"I need to paint the ceiling

😂

I tried counting artex spikes to delay cumming once

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I need to paint the ceiling

😂

I tried counting artex spikes to delay cumming once "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took my knickers off for this shit shag!"🤭

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

""I took my knickers off for this shit shag!"🤭"
more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shaved for this

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

‘Don’t look out the window’ to myself when doing doggy

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"One good fart, and that buttplug's gonna' uncork the bottle..."

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Get on with it ffs 🤣

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

God he smells so good.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"God he smells so good."

That would have been you smell so good.

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I wish he was [insert name here]

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Stay on target... stay on target..."

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

""Stay on target... stay on target..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truth or dare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forget bread on way home

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Slim Pickens! That was the guy who did the voice of Old B.O.B in The Black Hole. Slim Pickens. That was really bugging me..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your older sister could take it harder

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

""Stay on target... stay on target..."

We're too close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs hurry up!

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By *ennessee WhiskeyMan
over a year ago

tooting

insert wrong name 🫥

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

""Stay on target... stay on target..."

We're too close!"

Someone in past would say ‘fill me’ and then the inevitable, she thought it was kinky when I put hand over mouth though

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

""Stay on target... stay on target..."

We're too close!

Someone in past would say ‘fill me’ and then the inevitable, she thought it was kinky when I put hand over mouth though "

Worth noting that the next line is "loosen up" - and there are times I've had to say that!!

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

""Stay on target... stay on target..."

We're too close!

Someone in past would say ‘fill me’ and then the inevitable, she thought it was kinky when I put hand over mouth though

Worth noting that the next line is "loosen up" - and there are times I've had to say that!!

😂

For me at that point in the performance silence and grunts are best.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

""Stay on target... stay on target..."

We're too close!

Someone in past would say ‘fill me’ and then the inevitable, she thought it was kinky when I put hand over mouth though

Worth noting that the next line is "loosen up" - and there are times I've had to say that!!

The dialogue is:

Stay on target!

We're too close!

Stay on target!

Loosen up!

Yes, I AM that sad

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"For me at that point in the performance silence and grunts are best.

Or listen to the voice in your head telling you to use force...

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"For me at that point in the performance silence and grunts are best.

Or listen to the voice in your head telling you to use force...

At that point my head is complete mince, easily suggestible

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Yes, I AM that sad

I saw it when it first came out in the UK, kid. One of the great pleasures in my marriage is that the wife will very happily sit down and watch Star Wars with me.

Her having the contraceptive implant means I'll never have to think:

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph???"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yes, I AM that sad

I saw it when it first came out in the UK, kid. One of the great pleasures in my marriage is that the wife will very happily sit down and watch Star Wars with me.

Her having the contraceptive implant means I'll never have to think:

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph???"

Hopefully you'll also never have the "I am your father" question to unpick then!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Hopefully you'll also never have the "I am your father" question to unpick then! "

Could be worse: "But I have no sister..."

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Yes, I AM that sad

I saw it when it first came out in the UK, kid. One of the great pleasures in my marriage is that the wife will very happily sit down and watch Star Wars with me.

Her having the contraceptive implant means I'll never have to think:

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph???"

I think you overestimate their chances.

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By *rith47Man
over a year ago

Erith

'Your dad's cock is not as big as yours, but he is a very heavy cummer'

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"How did I get here?"

Letting the days go by...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if anyone's fabbed my latest picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You woke me up for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hurry up and cum I’m bored now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had enough

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By *iscreetfunin24Man
over a year ago

Halesowen

I wish I'd never started this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who started this?

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Imagine it's......

It might make it better

No, no that's not helpful.

Just fake it to get it over with

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

I wish that guy from the other day was doing her from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fucking hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I fell asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was fucking your sister instead of you

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

🤔

I really must clean out the dust from under the fridge

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester

I was once Netflix and chilling with Harry Potter on the tv, don’t judge me I was d*unk at uni, and I couldn’t help having Hagrids accent in my head so thinking “I shouldn’t have told you that” but much more sexual stuff “I’m gonna fuck that ass”

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Gosh this is boring and about as exciting as licking the carpet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to fart *mild panic sets in*

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"I need to fart *mild panic sets in*"

Just let rip and blame it as a fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart *mild panic sets in*

Just let rip and blame it as a fanny fart "

Or blame the drains if it is potent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bins do I take out tomorrow??

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"I need to fart *mild panic sets in*

Just let rip and blame it as a fanny fart

Or blame the drains if it is potent"

Fuck that blame the other person. I farted once on a train with a date. It stank I looked at them and said. Jeez have you just shit

. Was funny seeing them squirm for a second

Later on I did confess that it was I whom did the evil deed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I owe the inland revenue … now where did I put that paper work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart *mild panic sets in*

Just let rip and blame it as a fanny fart

Or blame the drains if it is potent

Fuck that blame the other person. I farted once on a train with a date. It stank I looked at them and said. Jeez have you just shit

. Was funny seeing them squirm for a second

Later on I did confess that it was I whom did the evil deed

😂😂😂

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By *aribo_BangfasticMan
over a year ago

London

Apparently I say baby alot which is not good. Uh oh!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Shopping list

For next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish it was another guy fucking my you (my wife)

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"Apparently I say baby alot which is not good. Uh oh!"

Just change it from baby to woman. They will soon complain and ask to revert

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Your mother is better

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

Me: "Does she know I'm thinking of her friend Alice?"

Her: "Does he know I'm thinking of my friend Alice?"

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Apparently I say baby alot which is not good. Uh oh!"

Do it in a celine dion voice, baby Baby, BABY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What should I have for tea.

I must remember to call at Tesco on my way home. Should I buy wine or rum?

Is he done yet? He best not be one of those repeat cummers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this gonna take much longer I've got another appointment.

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By *iscreetfbMan
over a year ago

horsham

Hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time does the next chick arrive.

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By *un guy300Man
over a year ago

Swansea

You do it like your mum

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

To make me last longer:-

"Margaret Thatcher in a basque, stockings & high heels..." x 20 Plus.

Repeat.

Repeat......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 minutes already, I might beat my personal best"

I did not

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn’t she moving?

I guess she never got the it takes two tango memo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad premier inn desks are bolted to the wall...

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