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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

would you meet you?

Well would ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no,

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

Im going to block myself

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

nah....she's clearly easy by the amount of veris she has

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

Im going to block myself

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I did that once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a good question !

I think we would meet us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope lol id think 'sarcastic bitch!'

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I must want to cos I'm on my friends list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

Yes because its filled in and matches what we are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope....im not looking for guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I dont meet men so I guess that's defeated the object of lowering my self-esteem lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well I dont meet men so I guess that's defeated the object of lowering my self-esteem lol"
*Note to self...must try harder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having looked at mine, I think I should report myself for being a harassing fake

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Too true I would and I would give myself a well deserved blowie

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Having looked at mine, I think I should report myself for being a harassing fake

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Do you harass yourself often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol not a chance.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

Yes because its filled in and matches what we are looking for

Good point. Although I can't meet people who can't accommodate, because I can't accommodate

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

yes i would, bound to be a fun night with him breaking some part of him in a drink related incident

saying that i dont fancy spending 6 hours in a and e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldn't meet me

but i would waste my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too true I would and I would give myself a well deserved blowie"

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Nah would I hell.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No out of my league im afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No out of my league im afraid."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm maybe. Nice tits if a little small. Likes what I like, into what I'm into, sounds a bit kinky

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

Yes, and I do so quite regularly and have a wank.

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By *tsallaroundMan
over a year ago

merthyr

i would

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Hell no, i sound grumpy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, if only to be able to suck my cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah it's shite and she's so far up her own arse

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Nah - we're not meeting so I won't even ask myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

I would't read it and just look at the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I dont meet men so I guess that's defeated the object of lowering my self-esteem lol*Note to self...must try harder*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nah! Female, can't accommodate or travel. Sounds like a fake profile timewaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too true I would and I would give myself a well deserved blowie"

Do you do that often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having looked at mine, I think I should report myself for being a harassing fake

Do you harass yourself often?

Frequently. I even have a restraining order saying I should stay at least 100 yards away for myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope! Profiles boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No... But I'd recommend me to one of the nice ladies around here....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

She's very picky, not even meeting right now, im too short, too flabby and not toned enough, she doesn't do girls and sounds like she'd be hard work.

Can't i just stick with the straightforward wanna shag single men? So much more fun than that princess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon id arrange a meet then i wouldnt bloody turn up..... Typical

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Too true I would and I would give myself a well deserved blowie

Do you do that often?

I can't actually do it so I go for 2nd best and just lip sync.

Not great but better than eating Brussel sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just so I could write "kiss my arse" on my arse and take a photo of it!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I reckon id arrange a meet then i wouldnt bloody turn up..... Typical

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Then you would have to report yourself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No out of my league im afraid."

Fortunately, that can't be said for all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No out of my league im afraid.

Fortunately, that can't be said for all of us

This is a private conversation between me myself and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just went straight to the pics and sent a friend invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn right I would, I wanna snog off of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon id arrange a meet then i wouldnt bloody turn up..... Typical

Time waster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon id arrange a meet then i wouldnt bloody turn up..... Typical

Then you would have to report yourself....

Good job you said as i was gonna name and shame myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I reckon id arrange a meet then i wouldnt bloody turn up..... Typical

Then you would have to report yourself....

Good job you said as i was gonna name and shame myself!

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Give yourself some self love quick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

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I'll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

I'll do it

Go for it lol. This should be funny and worrying at the same time

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

I'll do it

Go for it lol. This should be funny and worrying at the same time

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Woohooooo! Mwahahahahahahaha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

I'll do it

Go for it lol. This should be funny and worrying at the same time

Woohooooo! Mwahahahahahahaha xxx

Starting to think I've made a grave mistake

be nice pleeeaaaaseee

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

I'll do it

Go for it lol. This should be funny and worrying at the same time

Woohooooo! Mwahahahahahahaha xxx

Starting to think I've made a grave mistake

be nice pleeeaaaaseee

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Of course.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just went straight to the pics and sent a friend invite"

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

I'll do it

Go for it lol. This should be funny and worrying at the same time

Woohooooo! Mwahahahahahahaha xxx

Starting to think I've made a grave mistake

be nice pleeeaaaaseee

Of course.....

Well I'll leave you to your wicked ways lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

I'll do it

Go for it lol. This should be funny and worrying at the same time

Woohooooo! Mwahahahahahahaha xxx

Starting to think I've made a grave mistake

be nice pleeeaaaaseee

Of course.....

Well I'll leave you to your wicked ways lol "

Will you come out of hiding when Femme has worked you over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to rewrite mine I'm crap at it and well just can't be arsed

I'll do it

Go for it lol. This should be funny and worrying at the same time

Woohooooo! Mwahahahahahahaha xxx

Starting to think I've made a grave mistake

be nice pleeeaaaaseee

Of course.....

Well I'll leave you to your wicked ways lol

Will you come out of hiding when Femme has worked you over?"

Yes I'll give you all a peek maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

NAH.........to old and knackered

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

NAH.........to old and knackered

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Your as old as the man ya feeling....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

NAH.........to old and knackered

Your as old as the man ya feeling....

Thats the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id meet me and go for a helluva night out on the town dancing my wee feet off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

NAH.........to old and knackered

Your as old as the man ya feeling....

Cool, glad I lied about my age on here now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too sure ! Would you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah would meet me but not sure I would ever recover from laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get off at wanking at myself in the mirror...and I have an identical twin brother...so it feels wrong on many levels

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I will just block myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will just block myself..."

Well no one else would ever block them lips

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

We've arranged to meet ourselves many times,but,

babysitter let us down,

car wouldn't start,

had to take cat to the vet ( we're a bit dubious about that one,we don't have a cat ),

had to work,

fell down stairs,

unexpected visit from long lost friends/relatives,

couldn't undo handcuffs from last meet,

Trapped in parallel universe ( be back Sunday )

tried to fix Ariel,stuck on roof,

house burnt down,

flooded

mugged,

Can't find teeth

being held to ransom,by four big guys

can't find sat nav

abducted by aliens (be back Sunday )

We were going to block us,but it would be our loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've arranged to meet ourselves many times,but,

babysitter let us down,

car wouldn't start,

had to take cat to the vet ( we're a bit dubious about that one,we don't have a cat ),

had to work,

fell down stairs,

unexpected visit from long lost friends/relatives,

couldn't undo handcuffs from last meet,

Trapped in parallel universe ( be back Sunday )

tried to fix Ariel,stuck on roof,

house burnt down,

flooded

mugged,

Can't find teeth

being held to ransom,by four big guys

can't find sat nav

abducted by aliens (be back Sunday )

We were going to block us,but it would be our loss.

MrsSaucy can suck my cock without her teeth anytime

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I will just block myself...

Well no one else would ever block them lips

Hahahhahaaha

How are you?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"We've arranged to meet ourselves many times,but,

babysitter let us down,

car wouldn't start,

had to take cat to the vet ( we're a bit dubious about that one,we don't have a cat ),

had to work,

fell down stairs,

unexpected visit from long lost friends/relatives,

couldn't undo handcuffs from last meet,

Trapped in parallel universe ( be back Sunday )

tried to fix Ariel,stuck on roof,

house burnt down,

flooded

mugged,

Can't find teeth

being held to ransom,by four big guys

can't find sat nav

abducted by aliens (be back Sunday )

We were going to block us,but it would be our loss.

MrsSaucy can suck my cock without her teeth anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to send myself a badge

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm going to send myself a badge"

I thought you already had one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I sure would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to send myself a badge

I thought you already had one?"
you can never have too many badges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis isn't long enough to reach around and go in my bum hole so no, I wouldn't bother meeting myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis isn't long enough to reach around and go in my bum hole so no, I wouldn't bother meeting myself."

make a replica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my new profile is now done thanks to Femme and I'm surprised you didn't take the chance to rip the piss. Cheers it's bang on

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well my new profile is now done thanks to Femme and I'm surprised you didn't take the chance to rip the piss. Cheers it's bang on

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I can be nice, on the odd occasion.

My pleasure xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well my new profile is now done thanks to Femme and I'm surprised you didn't take the chance to rip the piss. Cheers it's bang on

I can be nice, on the odd occasion.

My pleasure xx

Well I can say I'd fuck myself now with that profile

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well my new profile is now done thanks to Femme and I'm surprised you didn't take the chance to rip the piss. Cheers it's bang on

I can be nice, on the odd occasion.

My pleasure xx

Well I can say I'd fuck myself now with that profile

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As long as you don't get people telling you to, you'll be reet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well my new profile is now done thanks to Femme and I'm surprised you didn't take the chance to rip the piss. Cheers it's bang on

I can be nice, on the odd occasion.

My pleasure xx

Well I can say I'd fuck myself now with that profile

Very good but you could have warned me about the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would pair up for a tag team...

Of wrestling.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would pair up for a tag team...

Of wrestling."
Naked wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would pair up for a tag team...

Of wrestling.Naked wrestling?

Are you the referee?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would pair up for a tag team...

Of wrestling.Naked wrestling?

Are you the referee?"
Yes, I have the outfit and whistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would pair up for a tag team...

Of wrestling.Naked wrestling?

Are you the referee?Yes, I have the outfit and whistle.

what is the prize? I guess I'll win and lose. Haha

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would pair up for a tag team...

Of wrestling.Naked wrestling?

Are you the referee?Yes, I have the outfit and whistle.

what is the prize? I guess I'll win and lose. Haha"
If you draw you can buy each other a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you meet you?

Well would ya?

i cant see why not.he has got a verification lol

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

only the fem, all the time lol

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