FabSwingers.com forum: Party tricks...

By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

No get your mind out of the gutter here...what is your best party trick?

Any balloon model creators or slight of hand experts?

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"No get your mind out of the gutter here...what is your best party trick?

Any balloon model creators or slight of hand experts?

I got nothing, sadly.

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By *acey_RedWoman
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

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By *vonne5exMan
14 weeks ago

Doncaster

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50p behind the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Vanishing 5 minutes after it starts

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I can make a sock smell

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue."

Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?!

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By *acey_RedWoman
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?!"

Only two. My tongue can't touch my nose while folded in three

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Blimey, triple talented. Can you do them all at once?!

Only two. My tongue can't touch my nose while folded in three

I did wonder 😂😜

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By *elix SightedMan
14 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I can waggle my ears. Never lost a staring contest!

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can waggle my ears. Never lost a staring contest!"

Quality

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By *andadbodMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees, for someone of my ages that’s miracle in its self.

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can make a sock smell"

Minger

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By *uperSalopian7Man
14 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

After eating sweets and fizzy drinks I can shoot and retract spit between my front 2 teeth like a lizard catching a fly with its tongue

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

do the splits with a pint on my head, without spilling a drop

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

I’m an excellent stand up comic

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"Vanishing 5 minutes after it starts "

😂

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I’m an excellent stand up comic "

You're going to have to show me one day

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By *entlemanH666Man
14 weeks ago

Travelling

Table tossing

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"do the splits with a pint on my head, without spilling a drop"

Sounds risky 🫣

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"Table tossing

What?

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"After eating sweets and fizzy drinks I can shoot and retract spit between my front 2 teeth like a lizard catching a fly with its tongue"

Ewwww

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I can blind myself.

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"[Removed by poster at 29/10/24 19:49:54]50p behind the foreskin "

50p in the meter?😂

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By *ags73Man
14 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Can juggle two balls, three on a good day

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂

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By *uperSalopian7Man
14 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"After eating sweets and fizzy drinks I can shoot and retract spit between my front 2 teeth like a lizard catching a fly with its tongue

Ewwww"

It was more popular when I was like 10 years old lol

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By *uacksplat.Woman
14 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

i can make tequila dissappear. Px

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By *ell GwynnWoman
14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I can twitch my nose 2 different ways. Other than that I'm remarkably unremarkable.

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

Practically have a Fab circus here folks 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

You're going to have to show me one day"

I would have you wetting yourself.

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

You're going to have to show me one day

I would have you wetting yourself. "

I really don't doubt that 😜

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek

That's cool but now my cheek hurts 😂

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By *uperSalopian7Man
14 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"i can make tequila dissappear. Px "

I don't believe you! Next thing you'll be saying is that you can make kinder buenos disappear too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

I can recite all the books of the Bible from beginning to end. It's always highly complimented

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can recite all the books of the Bible from beginning to end. It's always highly complimented

Woah!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
14 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue."

We share the same party trick! I can make my tongue into a clover shape too!

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

You're going to have to show me one day

I would have you wetting yourself.

I really don't doubt that 😜"

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By *uacksplat.Woman
14 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

"i can make tequila dissappear. Px

I don't believe you! Next thing you'll be saying is that you can make kinder buenos disappear too

OP, i just realised i now have two party tricks

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂"
Yup like.a bitch.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"I’m an excellent stand up comic "

I'm not a stand up comic

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

You're going to have to show me one day

I would have you wetting yourself.

I really don't doubt that 😜

The pelvic floor really isn't as good as it was 😂😂😂

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"i can make tequila dissappear. Px

I don't believe you! Next thing you'll be saying is that you can make kinder buenos disappear too

OP, i just realised i now have two party tricks

Px "

I’ll supply the tequila you supply the kinder buenos

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
14 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"i can make tequila dissappear. Px "

Kindred Spirit 😍😂

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch. "

😂

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂"

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂"

Just wait.

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂

Just wait.

Bring it on Stan xx

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

You have two eyes though eh?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂"

Is he a sitter-downer like me then?

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

You have two eyes though eh?"

Both?

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I’m an excellent stand up comic

I'm not a stand up comic

Neither is Pickle 😂

Is he a sitter-downer like me then?

😂

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By *entlemanH666Man
14 weeks ago

Travelling

"Table tossing

What?"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxK24PJcsE

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

You have two eyes though eh?

Both?"

No don't blind yourself in both eyes FFS

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I can blind myself.

Yeah I know, stings eh?! 😂😂😂 Yup like.a bitch.

😂

Id blind myself for you ghoul just say the magic word.

You have two eyes though eh?

Both?

No don't blind yourself in both eyes FFS "

Aww just one for you then.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek

That's cool but now my cheek hurts 😂"

I was going to make a comment about cheeks hurting but you said to take my mind out of the gutter

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By *rowneyedgirl.Woman
14 weeks ago

Durham

I can twist my elbow over 180° but keeping my hand still at the same time...

I can also balance a pint glass on same elbow

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

I can make wine disappear 🤣🤣

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I can make wine disappear 🤣🤣"

📝

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can make a water drop noise by flicking my cheek

That's cool but now my cheek hurts 😂

I was going to make a comment about cheeks hurting but you said to take my mind out of the gutter

Don't worry, will let you off as I thought the same 😜

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can twist my elbow over 180° but keeping my hand still at the same time...

I can also balance a pint glass on same elbow "

Contortionist ✅ 😘

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By *nya Nees OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Brum

"I can make wine disappear 🤣🤣"

Me too

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By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands

Can everyone cross their big toe and next one along? If so, I'll have another think.

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I can make wine disappear 🤣🤣

Me too"

How fast 🤔

I need to know what I'm working with here.

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Hoddesdon

I can do the worm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Vanishing 5 minutes after it starts

😂"

Elusive I know

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I can make owl noises.

So useful.

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

Owls are cool

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By *acey_RedWoman
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I have a couple.

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees.

I can make my tongue into a clover shape.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

We share the same party trick! I can make my tongue into a clover shape too!

Ooo tongue trick friends!

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester

Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.

The helicopter is the best i've got.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
14 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I can be completely oblivious to the most obvious flirting / come-ons by women. In fact it’s not so much a party trick, more like a super-power 😑

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By *acey_RedWoman
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.

The helicopter is the best i've got.

Him"

Oh I can fit my fist in my mouth too. My hands are tiny though

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises? "

Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.

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By *rpeggioCouple
14 weeks ago

Baughurst

I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees...."

******

Everyone can sit with straight knees and hands flat on floor

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?

Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.

We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

Owls are cool"

They're a hoot 🦉🦉

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

Oooh count tootus your next username should be hootus tootus 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?

Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.

We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances! "

Bring

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Oooh count tootus your next username should be hootus tootus 🤣🤣🤣"

🤔 I'll consider it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.

The helicopter is the best i've got.

Him

Oh I can fit my fist in my mouth too. My hands are tiny though

My mouth is tiny

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

"Oooh count tootus your next username should be hootus tootus 🤣🤣🤣

🤔 I'll consider it."

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"I can make owl noises.

So useful.

This is all I’m good for as well 🦉 Nobody else I know can do it. We talking about the cupping your hands and blowing into them owl noises?

Why yes I am, I wonder who does it best.

We need an owl-off. I don’t fancy your chances!

Bring

On"

If you get an unsolicited owl noise video I’ll accompany it with an unflattering dick pic to make it less weird 👍🏻

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Ryde

My husband has ridiculously flexible eyebrows. He can make them to Mexican waves or "dance".

He attributes it to being brought up on Star Trek (Spock) and Bond films (Roger Moore).

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By *quirrel!Man
14 weeks ago

Baby elephant impression

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By *uperchargedMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester

I can sing waltzing Matilda backwards

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
14 weeks ago

Willenhall

"50p behind the foreskin "

Is that a tip?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
14 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Vanishing 5 minutes after it starts "

I usually get women who vanish 5 minutes before it starts.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
14 weeks ago

Norwich

I can fart the riff from smoke on the water

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By *cotty_01ukMan
14 weeks ago

birmingham

Spread ya legs your cumin

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
14 weeks ago

Willenhall

"I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees, for someone of my ages that’s miracle in its self."

Is there an age-related reason you can't lie face-down on the floor?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
14 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Spread ya legs your cumin

Spread your cheeks you're coriander (*)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

I can fold my tongue in half, not like a tube in half, like tip of my tongue at the back of my throat in half.

The mr

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By *uriousGuy21200Man
14 weeks ago

Evesham

Sabre-ing a bottle of champers

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester

"Louise can fit her fist in her mouth.

The helicopter is the best i've got.

Him

Oh I can fit my fist in my mouth too. My hands are tiny though

My mouth is tiny

Her hands aren't tiny which makes it all the more impressive

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental

I can stick a rubber Jonny on my head and blow it up, making me look like an extra from that 90’s classic ‘Mars Attacks’

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I can repel women by just being here

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester

"I can stick a rubber Jonny on my head and blow it up, making me look like an extra from that 90’s classic ‘Mars Attacks’"

Made a few attempts at this in my teens but couldn't get them over my head without breaking them

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I can make a woman vanish within 5 seconds of opening my mouth 😂

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