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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Balcony with a view

Pool with an attached bar.

We got all the alcohol you will ever need.

We also do none alcoholic drinks i got you don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Can I help have a Bailey's hot choc this evening please Toots, and one for yourself x

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I help have a Bailey's hot choc this evening please Toots, and one for yourself x"
. Of course you can, hoe is the gorgeous ghoul this evening.

And thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Can I have the gayest non alcoholic you have please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have the gayest non alcoholic you have please."
. 🤔 tell me so I can pretend I know.

I'll make sure to right people favourites down next time.

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By *ildTimes.Man
39 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Black tooth grin pls Mr Toots

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Black tooth grin pls Mr Toots"
.coming right up sir.

How are we this evening?

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By *enk15Man
39 weeks ago

Evesham

I'll take a sloe gin and your quietest corner, please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll take a sloe gin and your quietest corner, please. "

The balcony is nice and peaceful if you so choose.

But coming right up sir.

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By *enk15Man
39 weeks ago

Evesham


"I'll take a sloe gin and your quietest corner, please.

The balcony is nice and peaceful if you so choose.

But coming right up sir. "

Chin-chin

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll take a sloe gin and your quietest corner, please.

The balcony is nice and peaceful if you so choose.

But coming right up sir.

Chin-chin "

Chin-chin

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By *ildTimes.Man
39 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"Black tooth grin pls Mr Toots.coming right up sir.

How are we this evening? "

Excellent thank you kind sir, and I'll be even better once I've had a drink, what days karaoke? 😅

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Black tooth grin pls Mr Toots.coming right up sir.

How are we this evening?

Excellent thank you kind sir, and I'll be even better once I've had a drink, what days karaoke? 😅"

🤔 let's say Saturday as everyone will be off work.

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By *ildTimes.Man
39 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"Black tooth grin pls Mr Toots.coming right up sir.

How are we this evening?

Excellent thank you kind sir, and I'll be even better once I've had a drink, what days karaoke? 😅

🤔 let's say Saturday as everyone will be off work. "

Except you, serving 😅

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Black tooth grin pls Mr Toots.coming right up sir.

How are we this evening?

Excellent thank you kind sir, and I'll be even better once I've had a drink, what days karaoke? 😅

🤔 let's say Saturday as everyone will be off work.

Except you, serving 😅 "

.

I love my job it has its benefits shall we say.

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By *NormalMan01Man
39 weeks ago

Harrogate

Bit early for me, can I have a decaf coffee, please, black, one sugar.

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By *rsMxCouple
39 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'll have a G&T at the swim up bar please Toots and a large Malibu for yourself

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By *ildTimes.Man
39 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"Black tooth grin pls Mr Toots.coming right up sir.

How are we this evening?

Excellent thank you kind sir, and I'll be even better once I've had a drink, what days karaoke? 😅

🤔 let's say Saturday as everyone will be off work.

Except you, serving 😅 .

I love my job it has its benefits shall we say. "

It's what you deserve for running the finest establishment on Fab

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Black tooth grin pls Mr Toots.coming right up sir.

How are we this evening?

Excellent thank you kind sir, and I'll be even better once I've had a drink, what days karaoke? 😅

🤔 let's say Saturday as everyone will be off work.

Except you, serving 😅 .

I love my job it has its benefits shall we say.

It's what you deserve for running the finest establishment on Fab "

I do try and anyones welcome unless there an asshole.

And we both know what happens to then.

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By *IXEN200Woman
39 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I'm just going to sit quietly in the corner if that's ok kind sir

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm just going to sit quietly in the corner if that's ok kind sir "

Not a problem hoes the lovely vixen doing tonight.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
39 weeks ago

London

A gallon of wine please Toots x

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By *cottish guy 555Man
39 weeks ago

London


"Balcony with a view

Pool with an attached bar.

We got all the alcohol you will ever need.

We also do none alcoholic drinks i got you don't worry."

Is there a pub quiz?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A gallon of wine please Toots x"

Will a barrel of elvish wine do the trick?

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By *parkle1974Woman
39 weeks ago

Leeds

Can I have 1 vert large glass of rose wine please and thank you 😊

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Balcony with a view

Pool with an attached bar.

We got all the alcohol you will ever need.

We also do none alcoholic drinks i got you don't worry.

Is there a pub quiz?

"

Not today sir not today.

(It would confuse me with everything else)

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By *ife NinjaMan
39 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Blood orange cider tonight, buddy

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have 1 vert large glass of rose wine please and thank you 😊 "

Absolutely And how is sparkle tonight.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Blood orange cider tonight, buddy "

Coming right up sir, how are you today?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Lemonade please, don't need alcohol today 🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
39 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Blood orange cider tonight, buddy

Coming right up sir, how are you today?"

Not so bad fella

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over

Will have a little pastis please. Thank you.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Lemonade please, don't need alcohol today 🤣"

Coming right up, one tall glass of fresh lemonade.

How are you today boo?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Will have a little pastis please. Thank you. "

Coming right up.

How are you today?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Lemonade please, don't need alcohol today 🤣

Coming right up, one tall glass of fresh lemonade.

How are you today boo?"

I'm all good, always am 😊

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By *IXEN200Woman
39 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'm just going to sit quietly in the corner if that's ok kind sir

Not a problem hoes the lovely vixen doing tonight.

"

Fighting a migraine, so I may not be here long

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over


"Will have a little pastis please. Thank you.

Coming right up.

How are you today? "

Have been busy but time for a little pastis, then dinner and then, oh well who knows. Your good self?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Lemonade please, don't need alcohol today 🤣

Coming right up, one tall glass of fresh lemonade.

How are you today boo?

I'm all good, always am 😊"

Good to hear and thanks for stopping by boo.

I'll have a nice glass of malibu and for you next time.

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over


"I'm just going to sit quietly in the corner if that's ok kind sir

Not a problem hoes the lovely vixen doing tonight.

Oh no, hope it flies away

Fighting a migraine, so I may not be here long "

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm just going to sit quietly in the corner if that's ok kind sir

Not a problem hoes the lovely vixen doing tonight.

Fighting a migraine, so I may not be here long "

Take it easy vixen we are open all week as well.

Get some rest.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Will have a little pastis please. Thank you.

Coming right up.

How are you today?

Have been busy but time for a little pastis, then dinner and then, oh well who knows. Your good self? "

I'm good just fingers crossed on ANOTHER new job.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
39 weeks ago

London


"A gallon of wine please Toots x

Will a barrel of elvish wine do the trick?"

I will give it a go and let you know later

Thank you x

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By *parkle1974Woman
39 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can I have 1 vert large glass of rose wine please and thank you 😊

Absolutely And how is sparkle tonight. "

I'm good...yourself?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have 1 vert large glass of rose wine please and thank you 😊

Absolutely And how is sparkle tonight.

I'm good...yourself? "

.I'm good just tired figured id serve some drinks while I fade away 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A gallon of wine please Toots x

Will a barrel of elvish wine do the trick?

I will give it a go and let you know later

Thank you x"

Your very welcome.juicy, take it easy that wine strong.

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By *parkle1974Woman
39 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can I have 1 vert large glass of rose wine please and thank you 😊

Absolutely And how is sparkle tonight.

I'm good...yourself? .I'm good just tired figured id serve some drinks while I fade away 🤣 "

Don't forget the remote

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By *uicy 2020Woman
39 weeks ago

London


"A gallon of wine please Toots x

Will a barrel of elvish wine do the trick?

I will give it a go and let you know later

Thank you x

Your very welcome.juicy, take it easy that wine strong."

Will you join me for a glass?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have 1 vert large glass of rose wine please and thank you 😊

Absolutely And how is sparkle tonight.

I'm good...yourself? .I'm good just tired figured id serve some drinks while I fade away 🤣

Don't forget the remote "

you fiend you 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A gallon of wine please Toots x

Will a barrel of elvish wine do the trick?

I will give it a go and let you know later

Thank you x

Your very welcome.juicy, take it easy that wine strong.

Will you join me for a glass?"

I can't sadly I'm working, I'm not allowed to drink my master won't allow it.

anywhooo

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By *ildTimes.Man
39 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Any snacks going Mr Toots?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Any snacks going Mr Toots? "

Yup what do you want?

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By *ildTimes.Man
39 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Cheese moments if they're still a thing or if not some Nobby's Nuts would be good ..

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Cheese moments if they're still a thing or if not some Nobby's Nuts would be good .."

We have everything.

Here ya go!

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By *ildTimes.Man
39 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Toots is the man!!!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Toots is the man!!!"

I am trying I'm typing so fast tonight.

And yet its a slow Tuesday.

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By *he MinionMan
39 weeks ago

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Bad day..

Guinness please.

Whilst that is pouring may i please have a Red leg rum and cola and a shot of tia maria, for the guinness once poured.

Once served, please start the next guinness and tia maria, please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Bad day..

Guinness please.

Whilst that is pouring may i please have a Red leg rum and cola and a shot of tia maria, for the guinness once poured.

Once served, please start the next guinness and tia maria, please.

"

Coming right up mate, sorry to hear that.

Take care yeah and enjoy your drinks.

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By *he MinionMan
39 weeks ago

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Keep em comming 👍

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By *he MinionMan
39 weeks ago

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Lucky Em 😉

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By *ildTimes.Man
39 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"Bad day..

Guinness please.

Whilst that is pouring may i please have a Red leg rum and cola and a shot of tia maria, for the guinness once poured.

Once served, please start the next guinness and tia maria, please.

"

Guinness and a Tia Maria....that's getting mighty close to an Alan Partridge esq Lady boy...🤔🤔🤔

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By *onjoliveMan
39 weeks ago

bournemouth

Good evening…if it ok I’ll pull up a stool, prop up the bar and watch the world go by.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Good evening…if it ok I’ll pull up a stool, prop up the bar and watch the world go by. "

Absolutely it's what we are we here for.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’ll take a hot toddy please mate. I think I have a cold coming 🤧

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’ll take a hot toddy please mate. I think I have a cold coming 🤧"

Coming right up sir

Aside from the dreadful cold how are you?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I’ll take a hot toddy please mate. I think I have a cold coming 🤧

Coming right up sir

Aside from the dreadful cold how are you?"

I’m good all things considered. Looking forward to getting November out the way. It’s insanely busy at work 😩

How about you mate. Have you started your new job yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I'll just take the bottle of rum please

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll just take the bottle of rum please"

Is two good enough?

Good day today or same old ahit?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’ll take a hot toddy please mate. I think I have a cold coming 🤧

Coming right up sir

Aside from the dreadful cold how are you?

I’m good all things considered. Looking forward to getting November out the way. It’s insanely busy at work 😩

How about you mate. Have you started your new job yet?"

So they cancelled my shift.

The day before I started 🤣

So now over got a new job to sign up for tommrow.

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39 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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39 weeks ago


"I’ll take a hot toddy please mate. I think I have a cold coming 🤧

Coming right up sir

Aside from the dreadful cold how are you?

I’m good all things considered. Looking forward to getting November out the way. It’s insanely busy at work 😩

How about you mate. Have you started your new job yet?

So they cancelled my shift.

The day before I started 🤣

So now over got a new job to sign up for tommrow."

Ah sorry to hear that. It’s annoying when you get messed around like that. Fingers crossed for you 🤞

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By *ir toot OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’ll take a hot toddy please mate. I think I have a cold coming 🤧

Coming right up sir

Aside from the dreadful cold how are you?

I’m good all things considered. Looking forward to getting November out the way. It’s insanely busy at work 😩

How about you mate. Have you started your new job yet?

So they cancelled my shift.

The day before I started 🤣

So now over got a new job to sign up for tommrow.

Ah sorry to hear that. It’s annoying when you get messed around like that. Fingers crossed for you 🤞 "

Thanks man I'll be signing up tomorrow so fingers crossed

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