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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a

It won't stay forward half of the time if fulling throbbing, It bounces though.

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Or point to the right or left...curves are important Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Or point to the right or left...curves are important Nora "

Ha that’s true! They could sway to either side too!

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By *uperSalopian7Man
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Mine points straight up

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By *ipsforlipsMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm a 90 degrees from torso - standing pointing ahead, laying down pointing at celing

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

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If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"It won't stay forward half of the time if fulling throbbing, It bounces though. "

I love a twitchy bouncy one

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By *ooking for threesome funMan
8 weeks ago

Basildon

Straight up for me

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

Yes! I get the female equivalent of that.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"It won't stay forward half of the time if fulling throbbing, It bounces though.

I love a twitchy bouncy one "

Yeah it really do be like that 🤣

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "
Yes, I already know it will be a yes.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

I’m still laughing at “a chubby” 🤣

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

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"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda.

I’m still laughing at “a chubby” 🤣"

Yeah, I'm in twonk mode today. Might do a separate thread on it.

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By *ayzDreamingMan
8 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger

I'm up but with a lil bend to the left. Makes peeing a nightmare when he's up and ready

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm up but with a lil bend to the left. Makes peeing a nightmare when he's up and ready "

I need to pay more attention. I didn’t think of slight bends until sparkle said!

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
8 weeks ago

Berkshire

Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant. "

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

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By *ayzDreamingMan
8 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger

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By *ayzDreamingMan
8 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger


"I'm up but with a lil bend to the left. Makes peeing a nightmare when he's up and ready

I need to pay more attention. I didn’t think of slight bends until sparkle said!"

Now come on, attention in class

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By *P994Man
8 weeks ago

Travelling

Mine points back at me when I’m laying down, like I’m playing Russian roulette 😂 luckily when I’m standing it points away!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm up but with a lil bend to the left. Makes peeing a nightmare when he's up and ready

I need to pay more attention. I didn’t think of slight bends until sparkle said!

Now come on, attention in class "

I’m going to do more research 😇

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
8 weeks ago

SA3

As with most things in life, I’m sort of in the middle of those two extremes

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
8 weeks ago

Berkshire


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing. "

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

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By *tsthebatMan
8 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Points forward, curves & weighs to the left!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning. "

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them

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By *anzer FernandoMan
8 weeks ago

Over the seas and far away

Straight ahead with just a little upwards angle.

And, yes, a pash will get it doing that.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?"

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

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By *ayzDreamingMan
8 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger

Good good, please report your findings to the class

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔 "

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

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By *rorangeukMan
8 weeks ago

Southport

Straight up and no deviation left or right. I have been know to get a "chubby" from kissing....

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈"

I cant remember if mine did actually, again suppose I could test today 🤔.

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
8 weeks ago

Berkshire


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them "

Impulse is good.

My random thought is how many guys are attempting to message you and saying something along the lines of ‘tell me what you think #see-attachment’

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By *uperSalopian7Man
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?"

Mine does when it's rock hard. I can play my tummy like a drum 🥁

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By *ipsforlipsMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands


"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

The right woman can give me a chubby just from the look in her eyes!

A good kisser will have me hard and needing her xx

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By *enk15Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

Mine always points due north

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Mine points straight and touches stomach

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By *ell GwynnWoman
8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Mine always points due north"

Like Swiss Army Man?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them

Impulse is good.

My random thought is how many guys are attempting to message you and saying something along the lines of ‘tell me what you think #see-attachment’ "

Yeah quite a few . I might have to do a

“Keep it to the thread please” comment. Even though I hate those! 🤣

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant. "

Definitely not picturing your with your protractor out .

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them

Impulse is good.

My random thought is how many guys are attempting to message you and saying something along the lines of ‘tell me what you think #see-attachment’

Yeah quite a few . I might have to do a

“Keep it to the thread please” comment. Even though I hate those! 🤣"

🤣 can I send my "research on request? 🤔

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By *agnar73Man
8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Or point to the right or left...curves are important Nora "

Ahead with some curve

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By *hilloutMan
8 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Points to the stars 😂

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By *avin77Man
8 weeks ago

camberley

Def point up

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By *ilverfox for youMan
8 weeks ago

Hull

When I was younger I pointed to ceiling .now I’m more parallel !!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Has it always been like this? I’m intrigued at the straight ahead and straight up thing.

Yes I can see the glaring ambiguity. I meant 45 degrees looking from the side but bolt straight ahead looking down - as in there is no deviation to the left or right.

And for what it’s worth I never thought I would be writing this when I woke up this morning.

😂. I just get these random thoughts sometimes and post them

Impulse is good.

My random thought is how many guys are attempting to message you and saying something along the lines of ‘tell me what you think #see-attachment’

Yeah quite a few . I might have to do a

“Keep it to the thread please” comment. Even though I hate those! 🤣 🤣 can I send my "research on request? 🤔 "

I’ve seen yours! Your boing. And a very good boing at that

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By *8warrenMan
8 weeks ago

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I point straight ahead , no left or right and do get chubby when kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

About 45⁰ upwards and to the middle. And yes, kissing will definitely get it under starters orders

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By *o againTV/TS
8 weeks ago

swansea

Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

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By *azza72Man
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Curving upwards

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x"

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

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By *avin77Man
8 weeks ago

camberley


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones "

Hope you like mine

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine is more akin to a compass…..it points directly at the target…. 😜

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine"

I can’t see that you have one

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair

Pointed at the ceiling, but not vertically so, anatomically angled to follow the shape of the cervix. 📈

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one "

this lady is an expert at sniffing out boings and towel hangers, do not lie to her.

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By *ddie7XXXMan
8 weeks ago

wigan

Full up to the ceiling strait as a arrow

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By *enk15Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham


"Mine always points due north

Like Swiss Army Man?"

I do retain a lot of water.

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By *entlemenpipMan
8 weeks ago

not far


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

"

Kind of both mostly straight out but curved up (see pics for proof)

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I get full on erection when kissing. If I'm standing up it's pointing forward

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By *inochioMan
8 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Straight out with a curve to the left.

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By *azrich87Man
8 weeks ago

kings lynn

Mine mostly pointing up

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

Any other women ever slept with a guy who's erection pointed so firmly up towards his face that it was like opening a stiff letterbox trying to hold it down long enough to get it inside you when on top?

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By *ivilised matureMan
8 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village

Believe it or not I get both but mainly straight forward

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By *asty tatsyMan
8 weeks ago

london

Mine goes straight in the air 😁

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one this lady is an expert at sniffing out boings and towel hangers, do not lie to her. "

Absolutely I am!

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By *atandjayCouple
8 weeks ago

Brighton

Love a guy with an upward curve

Seems to hit the spot rather well x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Any other women ever slept with a guy who's erection pointed so firmly up towards his face that it was like opening a stiff letterbox trying to hold it down long enough to get it inside you when on top? "

🤣🤣

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

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"Any other women ever slept with a guy who's erection pointed so firmly up towards his face that it was like opening a stiff letterbox trying to hold it down long enough to get it inside you when on top? "

I kind of like that, feels like I've really earned the impaling.

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
8 weeks ago

Berkshire


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Definitely not picturing your with your protractor out ."

Double Maths at school was definitely a FIRM favourite.

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By *ddie7XXXMan
8 weeks ago

wigan

And a good kiss gets me rock hard love that kiss that says feeeck this is going to be a good night x

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one this lady is an expert at sniffing out boings and towel hangers, do not lie to her.

Absolutely I am!"

absolutely you are!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

"

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

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By *o againTV/TS
8 weeks ago

swansea


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones "

We are talking wet beach towel. It's a good work out lol

Jox

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Just taking notes for Sydney university

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By *rorangeukMan
8 weeks ago

Southport


"Any other women ever slept with a guy who's erection pointed so firmly up towards his face that it was like opening a stiff letterbox trying to hold it down long enough to get it inside you when on top? "

That made me 😂

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

"

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Just taking notes for Sydney university "

📝 they have spies everywhere.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Any other women ever slept with a guy who's erection pointed so firmly up towards his face that it was like opening a stiff letterbox trying to hold it down long enough to get it inside you when on top? "

Like trying to set a mouse trap Red

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By *ayzDreamingMan
8 weeks ago

Shipton bellinger


"Straight out with a curve to the left. "

Left curve brotherhood lol

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃"

Sometimes it’s a literal cat toy for you girls

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By *avin77Man
8 weeks ago

camberley


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one "

Inboxed you

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By *agnar73Man
8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃"

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

8pm-Midnight; Why doesn't my brain work? Why is one side of my face lop-sided? What's an erection?

Midnight-3am; Nice here innit? Get down boy, I'm admiring the moon.

3am-8am; Jesus Nick, let me get my breath back! How does it boing so much, and why does it point to the left? Christ...you don't stop kissing do you!

8am-Noon; That was yummy. What's for breakfast Nick?

Noon-4pm; Ooohh...wasn't expecting that. Quite relaxing too.

4pm-8pm; Maybe. It'll be hard work though. Don't build up your hopes. Snogs and touch will make a difference, but he's probably done for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Depends if I'm standing up or laying down

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

Sometimes it’s a literal cat toy for you girls"

Oh I could do it all day!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

chichester

Mine sticks straight out like a spear of destiny

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked."

Is there such a job? Where do I apply 😃

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
8 weeks ago

Horley

About 15 Degrees up from the horizon, and 5 degrees starboard, roughly

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you "

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic. "

I need to try that actually how have I not. 🤣

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By *inochioMan
8 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"Straight out with a curve to the left.

Left curve brotherhood lol"

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic.

I need to try that actually how have I not. 🤣 "

Good idea for a thread. Let’s see who can manage a flannel or a big bath sheet 😅

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By *agnar73Man
8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked.

Is there such a job? Where do I apply 😃"

Probably the big gay porn studio in San Fernando valley 😆

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
8 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

I've forgotten!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked.

Is there such a job? Where do I apply 😃

Probably the big gay porn studio in San Fernando valley 😆"

Not sure my fluffing would work on them then 😅. You may be better equipped!

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By *agnar73Man
8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

These days it points ahead whilst I’m standing up.

It also makes a sproingy ‘fudududddudddd’ sound like a springy door stop if you pull and release the end.

Form a queue ladies… allow me to demonstrate

Omg do you allow people to boing it themselves! 😃

I think your dream job would be as a fluffer to ensure the boing worked.

Is there such a job? Where do I apply 😃

Probably the big gay porn studio in San Fernando valley 😆

Not sure my fluffing would work on them then 😅. You may be better equipped!"

No thanks, happy with my own. 😂

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic.

I need to try that actually how have I not. 🤣

Good idea for a thread. Let’s see who can manage a flannel or a big bath sheet 😅"

I'll do it, but I've lost all horns at the moment.

So later 🤣

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

chichester

I am going to whip out my wang and give her a stroke and measure the actual degree of bend

For this threads science

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mist definitely a straight up guy.. and hang a towel on it..

Jo x

Oh I like those pics! The towel ones

Hope you like mine

I can’t see that you have one

Inboxed you

Oh right. I thought you were referring to a towel pic.

I need to try that actually how have I not. 🤣

Good idea for a thread. Let’s see who can manage a flannel or a big bath sheet 😅

I'll do it, but I've lost all horns at the moment.

So later 🤣

"

Oh sorry. Was that me that did that to you 😂

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I am going to whip out my wang and give her a stroke and measure the actual degree of bend

For this threads science "

I’ll need proof!

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By *.hrisMan
8 weeks ago

Bath

A slight curve upwards

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By *igboyreecexxxMan
8 weeks ago

hemel

Somewhere in-between 😊

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Any other women ever slept with a guy who's erection pointed so firmly up towards his face that it was like opening a stiff letterbox trying to hold it down long enough to get it inside you when on top?

I kind of like that, feels like I've really earned the impaling."

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Its a point to the stars for me, with a useful curve id like to to think!

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Hi Nora. I am the very personification of a ‘45 degree bolt straight ahead’ metchant.

Definitely not picturing your with your protractor out .

Double Maths at school was definitely a FIRM favourite."

Lots of calculating time!

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By *assion8Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Will have to get an accurate reading.

Now, where did I put that protractor!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Will have to get an accurate reading.

Now, where did I put that protractor!!"

GymClassDropout is hogging them all.

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By *o againTV/TS
8 weeks ago

swansea

A fair bit of girth helps with the towels.

Jo x

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By *avin77Man
8 weeks ago

camberley

Anyone welcome to have a look at mine

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

"

Bit personal..😅

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Bit personal..😅"

Haha. You’re not obliged to answer

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By *ustlooking78Man
8 weeks ago

northants

Slightly curved upwards if standing, almost a kink to it, can certainly hang a heavy towel when hard.

And goes hard when kissing for sure, constantly hiding a chubby at work, especially if watching what's wives up too on the cams

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By *assion8Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Will have to get an accurate reading.

Now, where did I put that protractor!!

GymClassDropout is hogging them all."

Had to Google what they were called, haven't used one since school!

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By *cottishguy9Man
8 weeks ago

North Ayrshire


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

"

Straight up to the ceiling with a slight bend to the right

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By *obin444Man
8 weeks ago

Windsor

Straight ahead, with a slight upwards curve

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By *econdtimelucky101Man
8 weeks ago

Oldbury

Definitelyget a "chubby" from kissing lol.


"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

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By *irty-pairCouple
8 weeks ago

South Essex

Mine curves a little upwards and a little to the left. I used to hate it, but I’ve learned to use it to my advantage

Oh, and Meli - I definitely get a chubby from kissing! Xx

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

Bit personal..😅

Haha. You’re not obliged to answer "

Points to the stars! 😅

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈"

I like those boings very much

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

.


"Mine curves a little upwards and a little to the left. I used to hate it, but I’ve learned to use it to my advantage

Oh, and Meli - I definitely get a chubby from kissing! Xx"

Yay! Someone answered my pervy question.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much "

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝"

I'm going to boing it so.hard later it will snap off. 🤪

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝 I'm going to boing it so.hard later it will snap off. 🤪 "

Oh god don’t do that! 🤣

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

n/a


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝 I'm going to boing it so.hard later it will snap off. 🤪

Oh god don’t do that! 🤣"

🤣 I'm trying so hard to be silly and positive today. 😁

Boing!!!!!!!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm a side guy

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm a side guy "

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

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8 weeks ago


"Mine curves a little upwards and a little to the left. I used to hate it, but I’ve learned to use it to my advantage

Oh, and Meli - I definitely get a chubby from kissing! Xx"

Mine does this as well! Yay, penis twins! Yeah, that sounded better in my head

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By *ondonlad_88Man
8 weeks ago

Here and There...

Pretty much stand fully to attention

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By *antasdeerideMan
8 weeks ago

winfrith

Point up but obviously depends how turned on I am .

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
8 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Pointing straight at “you” is the best description for me.

Makes entry a little harder but less likely to snap my banjo 😂

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By *layfulguy123Man
8 weeks ago

strat

Mines just half way up haha

But when I’m hard I’m hard hehe

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Pretty much stand fully to attention "

Blimey you’re fit

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By *avy999Man
8 weeks ago

liverpool

Straight ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Straight ahead with curve left

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
8 weeks ago

london

They say a picture is a 1000 words

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣"

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit.

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By *rPeachyMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

Straight up, a degree or two just off due north. Like Polaris.

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By *uteguyhereMan
8 weeks ago

leeds

Pointing ahead really I think

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"They say a picture is a 1000 words"

Certainly is

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit."

🤣

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit.

🤣"

Like a snake trying to look behind him.

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By *ondonlad_88Man
8 weeks ago

Here and There...


"Pretty much stand fully to attention

Blimey you’re fit "

Awww that's really kind. Looking damn hot yourself x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit.

🤣

Like a snake trying to look behind him."

Hahaha. I’ve missed you

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'm a side guy

Im now imagining it totally pointing to one side. Like flat against your body pointing left 🤣

Can confirm. Even curves round the leg a bit.

🤣

Like a snake trying to look behind him.

Hahaha. I’ve missed you "

Aww thanks Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Horizontal with a downward curve

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Does anyone’s touch their tummy?

I'm gonna have to have an experiment later, because it would to at maximum hardness. 🤔

I’ve seen boings where it hits the tummy 😈

I like those boings very much

Haha I know you’re a fellow boing lover Mrs KC 😝 I'm going to boing it so.hard later it will snap off. 🤪

Oh god don’t do that! 🤣"

Don't ruin it for the future

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By *ongKnightMan
8 weeks ago

Northampton

Mine points the way it wants to go.

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By *issBellaWoman
8 weeks ago

Wales

Here for resea.. nahh I'm just a perv

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By *olinOfBathMan
8 weeks ago

Corsham

At my age, I'm too busy being grateful to care...

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By *rsMxCouple
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

I just laughed out loud, like a cackling witch (season appropriate), at "a chubby" - I've not heard it being called that for years

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By *irtydevil666Man
8 weeks ago

bristol

Like privates on parade standing up to attention......

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By *ee for funMan
8 weeks ago

Staffs

A few degrees off vertical with a slight lean to port

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By *ascaIMan
8 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Points straight ahead like it’s seen something it wants in the supermarket 🫵🏻

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By *ife NinjaMan
8 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Straight ahead

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By *agnar73Man
8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"If they can also discuss if they get a chubby from kissing that would be great. Seeing as we're on the subject. Kinda. "

If she’s a good kisser, then things perk up.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Thanks for answering my question everyone ❤️❤️❤️

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
8 weeks ago

Berkshire


"Thanks for answering my question everyone ❤️❤️❤️"

Our pleasure !!!!!!! Literally

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Mine points to heaven which is where it takes those lucky ladies that make it’s acquaintance.

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By *hesblokeMan
8 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Points to the ceiling. Reaches nowhere near, of course

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By *andadbodMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

more of a 45 degree angle for me

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Straight ahead drifts slightly to the left though

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mine points to heaven which is where it takes those lucky ladies that make it’s acquaintance."

Smooooooove Samuel!

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By *llshaun88Man
8 weeks ago

Newcastle

I’ll let my profile pictures speak for me 😂

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By *inks_apeyCouple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Up at about 45° perhaps a bit more

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Mine points to heaven which is where it takes those lucky ladies that make it’s acquaintance.

Smooooooove Samuel!"

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By *evon30Man
8 weeks ago

torquay

Upwards

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Mine points to heaven which is where it takes those lucky ladies that make it’s acquaintance.

Smooooooove Samuel!

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Why did I know who this was before I read the name?

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By *oldfischMan
8 weeks ago

HARROW


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

"

'A picture paints a thousand word..'

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By *moothshaftMan
8 weeks ago

Coventry

I'd be happy with it just getting hard these days. Wouldn't care which direction x

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By *ike BajoMan
8 weeks ago

Wakefield

Curves straight up

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

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Straight up with a slight favourtism to the right

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By *andy LickerMan
8 weeks ago

inverness

Point to the ceiling

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By *opinovMan
8 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Are you more a point up to the ceiling or a point straight ahead with a full blown erection?

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Midway between - about 45° upwards, but twiches around a bit too.

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

straight up touching the light bulb

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